@GeoffWozniak
Mummy Dog was at the frat party, being fuzzled by the ladies.

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Final high score was decent, though no blackout #Monsterdon

@kris_of_pnictogen@meow.social "died in 2011"
Now we'll never know how this epic will end....

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Hooray! We've all survived Time Walker! Thanks as always to @Taweret and #Monsterdon for another lovely night of eye-rolling entertainment!

As Cleopatra would say... See ya later guys! 🫲🫱🫲🫱

Well, that's not likely included in Shari Belafonte's resume.

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@xerozohar Movie really did scream Made For TV, huh #Monsterdon

Ooh, has #Monsterdon ever done Liquid Sky?

more movies should end like that tbh #monsterdon

Boom! Abrupt ending brought to you by Monsterdon, and the jerk that wrote this film.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

And thus endeth the Extremely Silly Mummy Movie. As with all #Monsterdon movies, I have one final question before you leave the theater;

Was TIME WALKER (1982) the WORST MOVIE on Monsterdon?

oh good lord, was this really a backdoor tv pilot?

Anyway, that's it everyone! Thanks for coming to #monsterdon . Have a happy new year and see you again in 2026!

Big thanks to our host @Taweret , our bingo matron @cherizilla , our trivial facilitator @JoeWynne and everyone who helped me get through this joint!

Catcha on the flip side...

why was there a fungus tho

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Ah yes, just like at Chernobyl: all the cars started honking and their lights flashing on and off from radiation...or...something.

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ohhh my shoulder it stiiiiings~ #Monsterdon

tu duh the mummy is really an alien boy who saw that coming

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I love that the one guy's overacting is so bad that they had to dub his line

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fuck yeah Linda to the rescue

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The man with the red tie acts like he has seen people talking before but doesn't really know how to do it himself

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"THANK YOU DOUGLAS"

And now we reveal ourselves from behind this, uh, two inch vertical pipe! #Monsterdon

THE MUMMY YEARNS

YEARNS FOR MOON

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Some top acting going on here

"OH COME OFF IT PROFESSOR!"

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Chill, lady, he's just here to do your perm. #Monsterdon

okay so this is the new game show, tits or death...

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Peeping Tut
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Is this alien underwater? Are we underwater?

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@Zerofactorial desperately searching for that elusive Bechdel! #Monsterdon

How does this jerk still have a girlfriend?!

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MUMMY FIVE IS ALIIIIVE!

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Check out those NAHSAH bulletins

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Good bruise makeup, tho #Monsterdon

I mean, 3 outta 5 ain't bad, mummy

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that was MEAN, mummy

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Filmed in FungicolorTM

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No use, you're going to have to bite off your own hand girl. You know it.

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Good thing you got in the elevator....#monsterdon

The Mummy does not look threatening, just very, very baked.

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escape! to hallway loop 2!

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and there she goes escaping into the same hallway

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quickly, into the elevator shaft, a much more dangerous place!

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Are space aliens "supernatural"??

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I've seen what goes on in University libraries when it's quiet...

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Aw, alien goin' for a walk at dusk, he's a romantic <3 #Monsterdon

@trixter this must have been wrong even in 1982, surely? #Monsterdon

imagine if they revealed that these gems are germanium

you know, for the radio

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Alien mummy - let's prove it with String Theory (tm)

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Thrilling meeting at the University, intense /s

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Did he just call it "this fuckus"?

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yeah, what about the mummy? WHAT IF THE MUMMY WANTS TO PLAY DETECTIVE???

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Mummy, She Wrote

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that tie is amazingly hideous. I think the worst I've ever seen on #Monsterdon

Hello, Time Walker

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@ricci @SnoopJ Tell me more about this Linda? #monsterdon

The guy who always cross dresses at a house party....we know where that story line is going 😉

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@SnoopJ Other than that it has guy horny for girl, girl horny for, guy, and Linda

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These crystals are just glass prisms, you can see they taper at the top, I know this because that's where the little loop is to put a string through and hang it in a window. I have the one that used to hang in my great-grandma's kitchen window....

.....unless.....

....Grandma stole it from...a MUMMY....

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon I can't get over how much these gemstones are just not impressive.

They look like pieces that came with a board game.

LISTEN when i tell you that it is such a true reflection of the inherent vice of fraternities and sororities that they might throw a party themed after the thing that is killing all their friends, what i mean is that this was the UNANIMOUS RESPONSE to something called "covid 19" #monsterdon

I wonder why there were multiple archaeology-themed horror movies in 1982 (Time Walker, Fulci’s “Manhattan Baby”, Martino’s “Scorpion with Two Tails”). Trying to cash in on “Raiders of the Lost Ark”?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

1980’s casually racist costumes and impressions

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oh, the rats are in the fraternity?

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The Bangles: “Fuck no, you cannot use our song in this! Also, we haven’t written it yet.”

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So many people in this movie could use a big ass punch to the face

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STOP TRYING TO MAKE MUMMY ROM-COM HAPPEN

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Yeah Peter, fucking grow up

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aw yeah, we're gonna watch the mummy enter the reactor, get ALL the X-Rays

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Yay! Rats! Rats! Rats!

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@Violinknitter Come to think of it, "rats" could be a bingo square with these movies.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

On the other hand, walking around forcing balls on people is entirely in the norm for that guy. #Monsterdon

She looked oddly festive. Merry Christmas

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"Get my Dr. Hayworth! The brownie batter is out of control!"

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this movie's got some great equipment in it, really punching above its weight class.

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Where the mummy is hiding:

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ah, ancient solutions, as old as time

"we have no fucking idea what to do with it. bury it."

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Tut was a minor pharaoh. he's only famous because his tomb was found in tact #monsterdon

So the mummy is dialing the gate, or something

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I just hope that baby doesn't choke 🤨

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The woop woop woops are increasing!

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quick! to the forbidden electrical supply closet!

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It's a tiiiiiIIiime muuMMYyyy~ ♫ #Monsterdon

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Mummified

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huh, reasonably accurate mention of CDC Atlanta

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She's flailing like an octopus. #Monsterdon

Bingo!

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#TimeWalker

Okay, mummy, stolen gems, fungus, and Other Stuff™, got it

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I'd be really irritated if I woke up from ancient Egypt to a fetch quest

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$25 in 1982 is ~$84 in today's money.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Tuning in very late, what'd I miss?

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I'm totally rooting for the mummy. I hate all of these characters. They deserve their fates. #monsterdon

I wonder what the fungus is doing right now. #Monsterdon

ewwww, creeper!

lol, he was creeping on her housemate!

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Well this is the most 80s scene so far

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"Mind if I take a look at that hand?"

Long as you didn't eat ye- oh you did huh :/ :/ #Monsterdon

That was not a warriors death

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And now, Mummy-Vision! In patented GREEN™ #Monsterdon

got some andromeda strain action goin' on
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Don’t touch my fungus

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Classic "Arsehole Boss With Sneering Underling" there

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That is the worst roping off ever

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

professor, it's a shitbox

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Lick it, go ahead!
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