Peeping Tut
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Is this alien underwater? Are we underwater?

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MUMMY FIVE IS ALIIIIVE!

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Check out those NAHSAH bulletins

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Good bruise makeup, tho #Monsterdon

I mean, 3 outta 5 ain't bad, mummy

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that was MEAN, mummy

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Filmed in FungicolorTM

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No use, you're going to have to bite off your own hand girl. You know it.

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Good thing you got in the elevator....#monsterdon

The Mummy does not look threatening, just very, very baked.

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escape! to hallway loop 2!

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and there she goes escaping into the same hallway

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quickly, into the elevator shaft, a much more dangerous place!

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Are space aliens "supernatural"??

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Aw, alien goin' for a walk at dusk, he's a romantic <3 #Monsterdon

@trixter this must have been wrong even in 1982, surely? #Monsterdon

imagine if they revealed that these gems are germanium

you know, for the radio

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Alien mummy - let's prove it with String Theory (tm)

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Thrilling meeting at the University, intense /s

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Did he just call it "this fuckus"?

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yeah, what about the mummy? WHAT IF THE MUMMY WANTS TO PLAY DETECTIVE???

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Mummy, She Wrote

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that tie is amazingly hideous. I think the worst I've ever seen on #Monsterdon

Hello, Time Walker

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@ricci @SnoopJ Tell me more about this Linda? #monsterdon

@SnoopJ Other than that it has guy horny for girl, girl horny for, guy, and Linda

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These crystals are just glass prisms, you can see they taper at the top, I know this because that's where the little loop is to put a string through and hang it in a window. I have the one that used to hang in my great-grandma's kitchen window....

.....unless.....

....Grandma stole it from...a MUMMY....

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#monsterdon I can't get over how much these gemstones are just not impressive.

They look like pieces that came with a board game.

LISTEN when i tell you that it is such a true reflection of the inherent vice of fraternities and sororities that they might throw a party themed after the thing that is killing all their friends, what i mean is that this was the UNANIMOUS RESPONSE to something called "covid 19" #monsterdon

1980’s casually racist costumes and impressions

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oh, the rats are in the fraternity?

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The Bangles: “Fuck no, you cannot use our song in this! Also, we haven’t written it yet.”

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So many people in this movie could use a big ass punch to the face

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STOP TRYING TO MAKE MUMMY ROM-COM HAPPEN

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aw yeah, we're gonna watch the mummy enter the reactor, get ALL the X-Rays

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Yay! Rats! Rats! Rats!

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@Violinknitter Come to think of it, "rats" could be a bingo square with these movies.

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On the other hand, walking around forcing balls on people is entirely in the norm for that guy. #Monsterdon

She looked oddly festive. Merry Christmas

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"Get my Dr. Hayworth! The brownie batter is out of control!"

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@diazona 😂 😂 😂 I'm down with the Egyptology - my kinda science #monsterdon

this movie's got some great equipment in it, really punching above its weight class.

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Where the mummy is hiding:

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ah, ancient solutions, as old as time

"we have no fucking idea what to do with it. bury it."

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Tut was a minor pharaoh. he's only famous because his tomb was found in tact #monsterdon

So the mummy is dialing the gate, or something

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I just hope that baby doesn't choke 🤨

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The woop woop woops are increasing!

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quick! to the forbidden electrical supply closet!

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It's a tiiiiiIIiime muuMMYyyy~ ♫ #Monsterdon

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Mummified

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huh, reasonably accurate mention of CDC Atlanta

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She's flailing like an octopus. #Monsterdon

Bingo!

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Okay, mummy, stolen gems, fungus, and Other Stuff™, got it

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I'd be really irritated if I woke up from ancient Egypt to a fetch quest

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$25 in 1982 is ~$84 in today's money.

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This Jewels plotline is not paying off

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Tuning in very late, what'd I miss?

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I'm totally rooting for the mummy. I hate all of these characters. They deserve their fates. #monsterdon

I wonder what the fungus is doing right now. #Monsterdon

Well this is the most 80s scene so far

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"Mind if I take a look at that hand?"

Long as you didn't eat ye- oh you did huh :/ :/ #Monsterdon

That was not a warriors death

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And now, Mummy-Vision! In patented GREEN™ #Monsterdon

got some andromeda strain action goin' on
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Don’t touch my fungus

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Classic "Arsehole Boss With Sneering Underling" there

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That is the worst roping off ever

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professor, it's a shitbox

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Lick it, go ahead!
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"Susie, what are you ideas.....so I can steal them and claim them as my own, you know how this Patriarchy works doll...."

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Wow, four thousand year old chandelier glass. #Monsterdon

How did Haircut know about the secret compartment with the jewels, and what's with his "irradiating mummies" fetish?!

How do you find out you have one of those?

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Well, THAT kid's toast. Green powder exposure already!

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Back when radiation was the magic plot ingredient, it could do anything!
Now it's just "Quantum" this and "Quantum" that.....all that Many Worlds shit that makes the plot go.

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You could've killed that mummy!

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#monsterdon That's right, rub the mystery green stuff into your skin... adorable little extra, you'll be dead soon. Eaten by the same gunk that ate Stephen King in "It Grows On Ya” LOL

anthrax, here y'all help me unwrap all these wrappins h'yuck

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I think a lot of things we're about to see were done in haste

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Green spray paint was rampant in that age #monsterdon

World's creepiest unboxing video

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Loving Linda's purple headband style

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I like Linda's style

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Those are Science Cravats they are wearing

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Thank God the power still works in the tomb

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I'm going to call that "earthquake" a "natural dissaster"

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BARE BULBS OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS #Monsterdon

Far out in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun... #Monsterdon

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Some kinda Chinese. Dunno if it's Mandarin or Cantonese or other...

"I'ma squash you LIKE A BUG!"

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And then there's this hopping laser horned hairy asshole.
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he's pokemon-evolving! Into a Level 2 Inframan!

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@jonny hey WAIT A FUCKING SECOND this scene has actual slow-mo but every other slow-mo in the movie was a slide-show?

WHAT?!

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I am shocked by the lack of Inframan fanart online... How are there not more pics of Princess Dragon Mom?
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So this man is just filled with every sized transistor you could get on one trip to a Radio Shack with $92
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We have Swamp Thing at home
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Take a drink for every time a white VW beetle shows up in a Monsterdon movie.
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@kcarr2015 @SnoopJ That's probably the "refuse to explain" part

but yes I also thought he transported somewhere (probably to a ship) with the professor and the crystal got left behind as a side effect

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