Intraman's design is simple and cool. Even if his head is a little bit too big compared to Kamen Rider and Ultraman.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Poison Ivy stole half her schtick from this monster.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan
Fungusy Fratboys wouldβve been a more accurate movie title
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@GeoffWozniak
Mummy Dog was at the frat party, being fuzzled by the ladies.
Final high score was decent, though no blackout #Monsterdon
@kris_of_pnictogen@meow.social "died in 2011"
Now we'll never know how this epic will end....
Hooray! We've all survived Time Walker! Thanks as always to @Taweret and #Monsterdon for another lovely night of eye-rolling entertainment!
As Cleopatra would say... See ya later guys! π«²π«±π«²π«±
Well, that's not likely included in Shari Belafonte's resume.
@wohali @Taweret @cherizilla @JoeWynne you mean Time Professor and his Alien Buddy go to various historical periods and solve mysterious and develop question relationships with students?
@xerozohar Movie really did scream Made For TV, huh #Monsterdon
Ooh, has #Monsterdon ever done Liquid Sky?
more movies should end like that tbh #monsterdon
Boom! Abrupt ending brought to you by Monsterdon, and the jerk that wrote this film.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
And thus endeth the Extremely Silly Mummy Movie. As with all #Monsterdon movies, I have one final question before you leave the theater;
Was TIME WALKER (1982) the WORST MOVIE on Monsterdon?
oh good lord, was this really a backdoor tv pilot?
Anyway, that's it everyone! Thanks for coming to #monsterdon . Have a happy new year and see you again in 2026!
Big thanks to our host @Taweret , our bingo matron @cherizilla , our trivial facilitator @JoeWynne and everyone who helped me get through this joint!
Catcha on the flip side...
why was there a fungus tho
Ah yes, just like at Chernobyl: all the cars started honking and their lights flashing on and off from radiation...or...something.
ohhh my shoulder it stiiiiings~ #Monsterdon
tu duh the mummy is really an alien boy who saw that coming
I love that the one guy's overacting is so bad that they had to dub his line
fuck yeah Linda to the rescue
The man with the red tie acts like he has seen people talking before but doesn't really know how to do it himself
"THANK YOU DOUGLAS"
And now we reveal ourselves from behind this, uh, two inch vertical pipe! #Monsterdon
Chill, lady, he's just here to do your perm. #Monsterdon
okay so this is the new game show, tits or death...
Peeping Tut
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Is this alien underwater? Are we underwater?
MUMMY FIVE IS ALIIIIVE!
Check out those NAHSAH bulletins
Good bruise makeup, tho #Monsterdon
I mean, 3 outta 5 ain't bad, mummy
that was MEAN, mummy
Filmed in FungicolorTM
No use, you're going to have to bite off your own hand girl. You know it.
Good thing you got in the elevator....#monsterdon
The Mummy does not look threatening, just very, very baked.
escape! to hallway loop 2!
and there she goes escaping into the same hallway
quickly, into the elevator shaft, a much more dangerous place!
Are space aliens "supernatural"??
Aw, alien goin' for a walk at dusk, he's a romantic <3 #Monsterdon
@trixter this must have been wrong even in 1982, surely? #Monsterdon
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Alien mummy - let's prove it with String Theory (tm)
Thrilling meeting at the University, intense /s
Did he just call it "this fuckus"?
yeah, what about the mummy? WHAT IF THE MUMMY WANTS TO PLAY DETECTIVE???
Mummy, She Wrote
that tie is amazingly hideous. I think the worst I've ever seen on #Monsterdon
Hello, Time Walker
@ricci @SnoopJ Tell me more about this Linda? #monsterdon
The guy who always cross dresses at a house party....we know where that story line is going π
@SnoopJ Other than that it has guy horny for girl, girl horny for, guy, and Linda
These crystals are just glass prisms, you can see they taper at the top, I know this because that's where the little loop is to put a string through and hang it in a window. I have the one that used to hang in my great-grandma's kitchen window....
.....unless.....
....Grandma stole it from...a MUMMY....
#monsterdon I can't get over how much these gemstones are just not impressive.
They look like pieces that came with a board game.
LISTEN when i tell you that it is such a true reflection of the inherent vice of fraternities and sororities that they might throw a party themed after the thing that is killing all their friends, what i mean is that this was the UNANIMOUS RESPONSE to something called "covid 19" #monsterdon
1980βs casually racist costumes and impressions
oh, the rats are in the fraternity?
The Bangles: βFuck no, you cannot use our song in this! Also, we havenβt written it yet.β
So many people in this movie could use a big ass punch to the face
STOP TRYING TO MAKE MUMMY ROM-COM HAPPEN
aw yeah, we're gonna watch the mummy enter the reactor, get ALL the X-Rays
Yay! Rats! Rats! Rats!
@Violinknitter Come to think of it, "rats" could be a bingo square with these movies.
On the other hand, walking around forcing balls on people is entirely in the norm for that guy. #Monsterdon
She looked oddly festive. Merry Christmas
"Get my Dr. Hayworth! The brownie batter is out of control!"
@diazona π π π I'm down with the Egyptology - my kinda science #monsterdon
this movie's got some great equipment in it, really punching above its weight class.
Where the mummy is hiding:
ah, ancient solutions, as old as time
"we have no fucking idea what to do with it. bury it."
Tut was a minor pharaoh. he's only famous because his tomb was found in tact #monsterdon
So the mummy is dialing the gate, or something
I just hope that baby doesn't choke π€¨
The woop woop woops are increasing!
quick! to the forbidden electrical supply closet!
It's a tiiiiiIIiime muuMMYyyy~ β« #Monsterdon
Donβt Tell Mom The Babysitterβs Mummified
huh, reasonably accurate mention of CDC Atlanta
She's flailing like an octopus. #Monsterdon
Bingo!
Okay, mummy, stolen gems, fungus, and Other Stuffβ’, got it
I'd be really irritated if I woke up from ancient Egypt to a fetch quest
$25 in 1982 is ~$84 in today's money.
This Jewels plotline is not paying off
Tuning in very late, what'd I miss?
I'm totally rooting for the mummy. I hate all of these characters. They deserve their fates. #monsterdon
I wonder what the fungus is doing right now. #Monsterdon
Well this is the most 80s scene so far
"Mind if I take a look at that hand?"
Long as you didn't eat ye- oh you did huh :/ :/ #Monsterdon
That was not a warriors death
And now, Mummy-Vision! In patented GREENβ’ #Monsterdon
got some andromeda strain action goin' on
#monsterdon
Donβt touch my fungus
Classic "Arsehole Boss With Sneering Underling" there
That is the worst roping off ever