Thinking about how Stargate did all this much, much better....

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“Relax. It’s just a mummy. A casual approach to our investigation is fine.” #monsterdon

They were filming a Jane Fonda workout video on the next lot. This person just wandered onto the set.

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seriously why are these guys so surprised to find mummies in a pyramid, what kind of archeologists are they?

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Someone spray painted the mummies :/ #Monsterdon

Missing #monsterdon tonight because @k8eb and I are still on a slow train back to Toronto from Ottawa. Enjoy your "time" "walking", weirdos!!

Nice job making scary noises over stock footage, I can tell you got a real budget, here

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And the Brophy goes to my man Kevin 🏆💪

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I've had diarrhea for a week that was more enjoyable than that film. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

#monsterdon Thank you @Taweret for that lovely jaunt with a beloved back-of-the-junk-drawer little 1982 movie. I love my little lost sock-muppet alien... poor guy. :)

@paco @diazona one of them should be holding a sign that says “mother”
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@GeoffWozniak MVP of the movie, obvs

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@skatem @paco Can I be the little tooltip at the top right that says "Hide"

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So. Are all the professors dating students?

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"how are we going to wrap all this up in five minutes?"
"What if........now go with me on this......'SEQUEL' "

It didn't work lads, it didn't work....

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Yeah I got a PhD… a Professor Has Disappeared

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@paco
That picture makes #bingo!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker #MonsterdonBingo

Opinionated summary:

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....to be continued #monsterdon

lol @ TO BE CONTINUED

And it wasn't , was it?

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professor gets raptured, physics of the crystals changes, that was a thing

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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE STUPID KIND #Monsterdon

"Some professor, can't even get the sequence on a latticeform subspace communicator correct. Moron." #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT #Monsterdon

Wait - now our mummy can float? Why was he doing all the stairs in the earlier scenes?

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JUST TAKE OFF THE BRACELET SUSIE!!

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@hollie

If it starts glowing ... run!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon And here we go with the Hitchcock homage…

@Zerofactorial desperately searching for that elusive Bechdel! #Monsterdon

Ooh classic, sage green batwing turtleneck with elf-braids.

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How does this jerk still have a girlfriend?!

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"Mummy scat. Two, three days old." #Monsterdon

...Oh, she survived. Dammit. #Monsterdon

And she floats gently to her death. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon @devilgirlbot just give the mummy his balls

This is a very ineffective running away process you're employing here Suzi.

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MONGO HATE ELEVATORS #Monsterdon

Nevermind. Answer provided by @trixter ;)
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@Binder

Wait, the audience gets XP? How many points for watching Vampires on Bikini Beach?

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I've seen what goes on in University libraries when it's quiet...

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Gotta use the microfilm to find this movie's budget

lol gottem

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Who wears big gold bangles like that

What are ya, Amy Rose

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Yes, Aliens from 3000yrs ago used the same schematic diagrams as modern humans.

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oh, mummy ham radio

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Chekov's REACTOR COMPLEX.

@JoeWynne I don't think so. the mummy pretty consistently OHKOs everyone.

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"What. about. the mummy?!"

Dude, we wanna know too

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#monsterdon There's a frat boy, wrapped in plastic... **Twin Peaks Theme Plays**

@otheorange_tag @SnoopJ pretty sure she gets high and I think she's the only female character who has not yet sucked a man's face off

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Beware the mummy's Backhand of Power

Warning: power is being dangerously consumed by something attached to the reactor!

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Does this movie have any identifiable characters?

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@Zerofactorial

In the 80s, cereal came with a free radium toy in the box

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okay, did we ever see the control panel/gemrest before?

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lol, please tell me the frat dude is dead

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I wonder why there were multiple archaeology-themed horror movies in 1982 (Time Walker, Fulci’s “Manhattan Baby”, Martino’s “Scorpion with Two Tails”). Trying to cash in on “Raiders of the Lost Ark”?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Our Time Walker isn't so much walking in time as he is walking around the campus, but "Campus Walker" didn't have the same marketing value.

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4000 years of rest and when he awakens he goes straight for the dogging sites.
Fucking animal...

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Yeah Peter, fucking grow up

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"As Cleopatra would say, 'See you later guys'"

I don't think Cleopatra would say that

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hehe rat actor cuties :blobfox3c:

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Amputation? So I assume they'll have to amputate this girl's neck

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But... but... that's not how Tutankhamen died

Is the mummy in Tutankhamen's tomb, which was very clearly a guy not consumed by space fungus, just some other guy?

(flails)

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That Star Trek where Data goes down to a pre-warp planet to retrieve a broken probe and he loses his memory and is found by locals....

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John Mastodon helped King Toot take down the Time Walker

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#monsterdon It was Abby someone... Abby... Normal...

@CactuarJoe
Crayfish are scary!

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oh, to think of a US CDC worth shit

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I love that this movie knows exactly how bad the mummy looks

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This whole things reminds of that radioactive accident in Brazil where the man finds some 'funny glass' and brings it home for the family to see...

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There is ZERO tension building. #monsterdon

"Hey baby, ready to die?" #Monsterdon

Just leave girl, take your dignity and leave....

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"right next to the reactor"

is this...foreshadowing?

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(KCIS is sick spelled backwards)

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Exchanging kisses for mummy balls, ah that old classic

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Every soundtrack created after Jaws is just Jaws

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WHY is everyone so determined to touch this green glop?? Inevitable outcome

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"Whoever stole the mummy will be dead soon anyway, problem solved"

I can see this happening today

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"My name is Wendell J. Rossmore"

I don't believe you

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"I am happy to announce more treasure plundered from the Global South!"

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lol, clown taking his ancient jewels to a pawnbrokers....

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#monsterdon The mold is suddenly juicy. That is never a good sign.

@ricci well that's why they call it a movie. if they weren't doing things it'd just be photography. or maybe etchings.

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What's with all this pointing B character conflict, why is Haircut hiding xrays behind a radiator?!

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Handy ancient Egyptian sarcophagus furniture with under-bed storage drawers.

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I went to the Tut exhibit in Seattle in 1978. #monsterdon

The green dust on the wrist is giving me deja vu, now wondering if I watched this as a kid sitting in front of HBO for hours

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Yes, let's open the sarcophagus in the local junior high

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These "archaeologists" keep reminding me of the hippies in Star Trek TOS

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lol, what kind of Archaeologist is freaked out by skeletons?

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Those were some low-rent "hieroglyphs"

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🎶Got a condo made of stone-a
King Tut🎶

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"Public Domain Pictures Of Space"

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That's ALMOST the same sound Ultraman uses when he grows there Inframan. Cutting it a little close.
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MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
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The big red spider monster here really feels like just a bulked up big bellied brother to the man-spider from the original Kamen Rider
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This movie really captures the energy of a tokusatsu movie stitched together from a handful of episodes, despite being an entirely new creation.
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Oh no they captured uh guy.
I've seen this movie half a dozen times but never remember any names.
EXCEPT PRINCESS DRAGON MOM
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