lol @ TO BE CONTINUED

And it wasn't , was it?

#Monsterdon

professor gets raptured, physics of the crystals changes, that was a thing

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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE STUPID KIND #Monsterdon

"Some professor, can't even get the sequence on a latticeform subspace communicator correct. Moron." #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT #Monsterdon

Wait - now our mummy can float? Why was he doing all the stairs in the earlier scenes?

#monsterdon

JUST TAKE OFF THE BRACELET SUSIE!!

#Monsterdon

@hollie

If it starts glowing ... run!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon And here we go with the Hitchcock homage…

@Zerofactorial desperately searching for that elusive Bechdel! #Monsterdon

Ooh classic, sage green batwing turtleneck with elf-braids.

#Monsterdon

How does this jerk still have a girlfriend?!

#Monsterdon

"Mummy scat. Two, three days old." #Monsterdon

...Oh, she survived. Dammit. #Monsterdon

And she floats gently to her death. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon @devilgirlbot just give the mummy his balls

This is a very ineffective running away process you're employing here Suzi.

#monsterdon

MONGO HATE ELEVATORS #Monsterdon

Nevermind. Answer provided by @trixter ;)
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Binder

Wait, the audience gets XP? How many points for watching Vampires on Bikini Beach?

#Monsterdon

I've seen what goes on in University libraries when it's quiet...

#Monsterdon

Gotta use the microfilm to find this movie's budget

lol gottem

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Who wears big gold bangles like that

What are ya, Amy Rose

#Monsterdon

Yes, Aliens from 3000yrs ago used the same schematic diagrams as modern humans.

#Monsterdon

oh, mummy ham radio

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Chekov's REACTOR COMPLEX.

@JoeWynne I don't think so. the mummy pretty consistently OHKOs everyone.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"What. about. the mummy?!"

Dude, we wanna know too

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There's a frat boy, wrapped in plastic... **Twin Peaks Theme Plays**

@otheorange_tag @SnoopJ pretty sure she gets high and I think she's the only female character who has not yet sucked a man's face off

#monsterdon

Warning: power is being dangerously consumed by something attached to the reactor!

#monsterdon

Does this movie have any identifiable characters?

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial

In the 80s, cereal came with a free radium toy in the box

#Monsterdon

lol, please tell me the frat dude is dead

#Monsterdon

I wonder why there were multiple archaeology-themed horror movies in 1982 (Time Walker, Fulci’s “Manhattan Baby”, Martino’s “Scorpion with Two Tails”). Trying to cash in on “Raiders of the Lost Ark”?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Our Time Walker isn't so much walking in time as he is walking around the campus, but "Campus Walker" didn't have the same marketing value.

#Monsterdon

4000 years of rest and when he awakens he goes straight for the dogging sites.
Fucking animal...

#Monsterdon

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Yeah Peter, fucking grow up

#Monsterdon

"As Cleopatra would say, 'See you later guys'"

I don't think Cleopatra would say that

#Monsterdon

hehe rat actor cuties :blobfox3c:

#Monsterdon

But... but... that's not how Tutankhamen died

Is the mummy in Tutankhamen's tomb, which was very clearly a guy not consumed by space fungus, just some other guy?

(flails)

#Monsterdon

That Star Trek where Data goes down to a pre-warp planet to retrieve a broken probe and he loses his memory and is found by locals....

#Monsterdon

John Mastodon helped King Toot take down the Time Walker

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It was Abby someone... Abby... Normal...

@CactuarJoe
Crayfish are scary!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

oh, to think of a US CDC worth shit

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I love that this movie knows exactly how bad the mummy looks

#Monsterdon

This whole things reminds of that radioactive accident in Brazil where the man finds some 'funny glass' and brings it home for the family to see...

#Monsterdon

There is ZERO tension building. #monsterdon

"Hey baby, ready to die?" #Monsterdon

Just leave girl, take your dignity and leave....

#Monsterdon

"right next to the reactor"

is this...foreshadowing?

#monsterdon

(KCIS is sick spelled backwards)

#Monsterdon

Exchanging kisses for mummy balls, ah that old classic

#monsterdon

Every soundtrack created after Jaws is just Jaws

#monsterdon

WHY is everyone so determined to touch this green glop?? Inevitable outcome

#Monsterdon

"Whoever stole the mummy will be dead soon anyway, problem solved"

I can see this happening today

#Monsterdon

"My name is Wendell J. Rossmore"

I don't believe you

#Monsterdon

lol, clown taking his ancient jewels to a pawnbrokers....

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#monsterdon The mold is suddenly juicy. That is never a good sign.

@ricci well that's why they call it a movie. if they weren't doing things it'd just be photography. or maybe etchings.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

What's with all this pointing B character conflict, why is Haircut hiding xrays behind a radiator?!

#Monsterdon

I went to the Tut exhibit in Seattle in 1978. #monsterdon

The green dust on the wrist is giving me deja vu, now wondering if I watched this as a kid sitting in front of HBO for hours

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

These "archaeologists" keep reminding me of the hippies in Star Trek TOS

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lol, what kind of Archaeologist is freaked out by skeletons?

#Monsterdon

Those were some low-rent "hieroglyphs"

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🎶Got a condo made of stone-a
King Tut🎶

#Monsterdon

"Public Domain Pictures Of Space"

#Monsterdon

That's ALMOST the same sound Ultraman uses when he grows there Inframan. Cutting it a little close.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

Oh no they captured uh guy.
I've seen this movie half a dozen times but never remember any names.
EXCEPT PRINCESS DRAGON MOM
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

Intraman's design is simple and cool. Even if his head is a little bit too big compared to Kamen Rider and Ultraman.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

Poison Ivy stole half her schtick from this monster.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

Fungusy Fratboys would’ve been a more accurate movie title

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@SnoopJ

ALT TEXT: Image showing three men watching "Time Walker". One has a neutral expression, one has an expression of light disbelief at the "TO BE CONTINUED" in the credits, and the one in the center has a fearful expression and is leaning slightly back from the screen

#Monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak
Mummy Dog was at the frat party, being fuzzled by the ladies.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Final high score was decent, though no blackout #Monsterdon

@kris_of_pnictogen@meow.social "died in 2011"
Now we'll never know how this epic will end....

#Monsterdon

Hooray! We've all survived Time Walker! Thanks as always to @Taweret and #Monsterdon for another lovely night of eye-rolling entertainment!

As Cleopatra would say... See ya later guys! 🫲🫱🫲🫱

@wohali @Taweret @cherizilla @JoeWynne you mean Time Professor and his Alien Buddy go to various historical periods and solve mysterious and develop question relationships with students?

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar Movie really did scream Made For TV, huh #Monsterdon

Ooh, has #Monsterdon ever done Liquid Sky?

Boom! Abrupt ending brought to you by Monsterdon, and the jerk that wrote this film.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

And thus endeth the Extremely Silly Mummy Movie. As with all #Monsterdon movies, I have one final question before you leave the theater;

Was TIME WALKER (1982) the WORST MOVIE on Monsterdon?

oh good lord, was this really a backdoor tv pilot?

Anyway, that's it everyone! Thanks for coming to #monsterdon . Have a happy new year and see you again in 2026!

Big thanks to our host @Taweret , our bingo matron @cherizilla , our trivial facilitator @JoeWynne and everyone who helped me get through this joint!

Catcha on the flip side...

why was there a fungus tho

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, just like at Chernobyl: all the cars started honking and their lights flashing on and off from radiation...or...something.

#Monsterdon

ohhh my shoulder it stiiiiings~ #Monsterdon

tu duh the mummy is really an alien boy who saw that coming

#monsterdon

I love that the one guy's overacting is so bad that they had to dub his line

#Monsterdon

fuck yeah Linda to the rescue

#monsterdon

The man with the red tie acts like he has seen people talking before but doesn't really know how to do it himself

#monsterdon

THE MUMMY YEARNS

YEARNS FOR MOON

#monsterdon

Some top acting going on here

"OH COME OFF IT PROFESSOR!"

#Monsterdon

Chill, lady, he's just here to do your perm. #Monsterdon

okay so this is the new game show, tits or death...

#monsterdon

Peeping Tut
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Is this alien underwater? Are we underwater?

#Monsterdon