This feels like the hallway at a film school college. #Monsterdon

I swear I'm not following the #monsterdon hashtag. But it seems everyone I follow is watching the movie this week. I'm busy watching #DaBears

For once I'm here for monsterdon--the annoying forces of my life have aligned. I had to learn what Kevin Brophy looked like so I can make terrible "bro" jokes. This is him.

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Please tell me that wasn't your Bastet. If that's your Bastet I will end you, you six piece archeological Hittite McNobody.

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#monsterdon X-Ray tech is such a goober. But hey, he's the guy with the gemstones, so he's first to die a grizzly and awful death. So we are thankful for that.

Joining the #Monsterdon several minutes late, trying to skip the movie forward to about where I think people are watching right now.

I know this one from #MST3K although the cut of the film which Mystery Science Theatre used for their treatment was of markedly lower quality than this version I'm watching (q.v. https://tubitv.com/movies/466922/time-walker ~Chara)

Is it malpractice to re-x-ray someone who's been dead for centuries?
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All the latest cutting edge archaeological techniques! #Monsterdon

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UPROAR!!

🗞️ Furious parents protested the San Jose Mercury News after our feature's release.

📰 The newspaper's review had evidentially misled parents to take their kids, resulting in traumatization.

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What a contrived sequence to justify a second dose of radiation narratively. #Monsterdon

Those gargoyles are not looking too happy there bro! Screw the alien tech, just take the diamonds. #monsterdon

Finest egyptian blood diamonds.

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@apLundell yeah Count Floyd would definitely present this #Monsterdon on SCTV

the guy is weirdly fetishistic about x-rays #monsterdon

I like how the ancient statuary are the peanut gallery going, "oh no man don't do that! that's gonna cause all your trouble later"
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this is the X-Ray of the niiIIIIGHTT!

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Mummy Marbles!
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you keep your pot in it #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Wait, this is vaguely familiar. I think I may have seen this, but like in the 80s. #Monsterdon

He’s literally pocketing the jewels! #Monsterdon

So he is just stealing the orbs?
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#monsterdon a whole bag of d20s! My D&D group is gonna be so jealous!

@Taweret
I understand it is a profession of adventure and really cool hats!

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None of those are standard canopic jar heads. Oh, and a loosely hidden secret compartment in the sarcophagus.

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Uh-oh, he was in Starfleet.

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Why are we opening the secret door at night???

Oh

Jewels

Well, now we know who the bad guy is

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Alright, so I guess I missed something? Exactly how did he know to take a knife, dig at the seals, and open a secret panel with stuff inside?

Like just... out of the blue?

EDIT: I guess from the xrays going through the stone? nm. I must have blinked and missed that part. He sure found the secret compartment awfully fast and easily though...

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This movie needs Spader.

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Anubis sees all…

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@steggy ¿porque no los dos?
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late night, hidden research, the Phd competition is fierce y'know

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Ah yes, the Time Balls

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Do sarcophagi usually have drawers? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

ofc there's a secret compartment #Monsterdon

It's a bad idea to mess with a mummy's balls. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Aggies!

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u learn a lot more from xrays if u touch them sensuously #monsterdon #timewalker1982

all right you statues, enough with the judgmental stares, we get it

I mean we in the audience get it

The characters clearly have no clue

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At least they eat the goop.

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Amazingly, the plates are only somewhat overexposed, not blown out to uselessness. I guess the kids who changed the X-ray brightness also changed the shutter speed?

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So the X-ray of the mummy is showing some fully formed lungs. That's probably okay, right?

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see, the green powder is hulk makeup they left in the coffin for a contingency just like this! the ancients thought of EVERYTHING!

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Ahhhh, they packed his kidney stones separately for user installation upon delivery. Nice.

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Dang near no PPE just raw-doggin 2000 year old dead skin cells and God knows what else, oh yeah. They'll be fine. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

SPEAK UP! We're supposed to be able to hear you. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

This very much has "my last visit to the dentist" vibes #XRays #Monsterdon

That pike of bones has had too many x-rays. Do you know what that could do?

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So like, they'll heal from the radiation by tomorrow then? #Monsterdon

What did Parker do to achieve this scorn level #Monsterdon

"He's had enough radiation for one night." Sir I think this guy is way past getting cancer

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What's the use of gauges if you aren't going to look at them?

Yeah we'll all just stand around beside the x-ray equipment while we're exposing.

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Oh no, the Danger Gauge is full!

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Yikes, I hope this guy doesn't transfer to medicine #Monsterdon

None of the guys covering their nads during all the X-rays.

I guess we're spared any more of their contributions to the gene pool

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Doug just look at that gauge! 10x the dose! #monsterdon

Radiation is yummy for the mummy tummy.
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What, pray tell, IS the normal dose for x-raying a mummy?

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10X the normal dose!? He's totally gonna kill that mummy! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"Sharp" makes me think that dial was a guitar tuner #monsterdon

Not the Danger Zone!!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this professor is doing the smug sarcastic DreamWorks face at all times

What the fuckin' hell is he doing? Ready-aim-fire? 😂

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Ah, yes, back when x-rays needed film.

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"It's had enough radiation for one night" wait, what? it's dead "Professor"!

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Ready. Aim. Fire.

Perfection.

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Why would they bury a foreigner in King Tuts tomb?

Because Tut was a wild and crazy guy!

https://youtu.be/FYbavuReVF4?si=1N16my08Wfnq7xeV

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#Monsterdon #TimeWalker irradiated mummy? it's probably fine

No need to worry about your balls with this particular x-ray machine #monsterdon

I hope the embalmers put the alien's hand in a canopic jar with it's middle finger outstretched.

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⁉️ TRIVIA WALKER ⏳🚶‍♂️

One of the producers and writers of our feature was Jason Williams, who starred in the 1974 sexploitation film "Flesh Gordon." You might have seen that movie, and, if so, I'm sorry.

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Id like Parker to stay.
He looks like he knows where to get good weed.

Why is the X-ray tech wearing no protection at all??
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and a giant THOOOM makes the X-Ray

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Tonight's movie snack is a chocolate torte cake with blueberries and pizzelle #Monsterdon #TimeWalker #food

Huh. I got some green stuff on me from the dead mummy. Should I be concerned?

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I feel like I would have a hard time building a career on grave robbing other cultures but that's just me

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Rooting for ancient curses right now
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"Ready, Aim, Fire" is standard X-Ray procedure.

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@yatsu Nobody's smoking, so it's one up on a lot of other movies we've watched.

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This green stuff really gets *everywhere* huh

like Star Wars sand

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Sure do love ancient Egyptian tropes if there was Mummydon would watch #Monsterdon

I've never worked in archaeology, but I feel like they're doing literally everything wrong.

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Guess he's not gonna fair too well. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

This guy had not done his hazardous materials lab training. #Monsterdon

@yatsu ABSOLUTELY!

Disgrace to Egyptology.

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"Airtight container. I want to seal this up until we can give it a cleaning"

Shouldn't you have anticipated this and worn masks if you were worried ?!!??!

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#monsterdon Promising: Charlie is snoring already! :floofLol:

Michael is the red shirt in this film. #monsterdon

Can anyone tell me why they're disturbing ALL THE CONTEXT of EVERYTHING

AND OH MY GOD

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aaaand he's brushing his skin cells and sleeve dirt back into the coffin. SCIENCE!

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Nobody believes that zooming in on a still photo means we are at that location, movie! Have the decency to at least commission a matte painting!

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Oh no!!! Not the green dust on the skin!!!
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The original Green Man!

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bro, your sloppy lab technique will be the undoing of us all.

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Ancient Egyptian Ecto Cooler Mix.

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Can anyone tell me why the wrappings are spray painted green?

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A big Tu Much Tomb Welcome to all new participants and lurkers tonight!! Special welcome to those new on the Fedi!

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Hoodies, pillows, shirts, more, all kinds of colors and fabrics!

This guy feels like a Great Value Steve Gutenberg.

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green?
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