Time Herpes #monsterdon

This is why you want evidence of authenticity. Especially in the era of lab diamonds.

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Aaaaaannnnndddddddd.... Someone successfully managed to touch it.

Naturally it did a thing.

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We don't know for sure that it's dangerous, so we're proceeding like it's completely safe and harmless. Science!

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now we got a news crew just wandering into the lecture-hall-combination-research lab.

this movie is going for "efficient" with scenes, isn't it.

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Tonight, my unconventional conventionists!

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I've seen sarcophagi at the Museum Store that looked more authentic.

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omg it's richard pryor #monsterdon #timewalker1982

"Stand near the coffin, Susie & make sure that no one gets near the coffin" #Monsterdon

The fungus is AMONG US :amogus: #monsterdon

Don't let anyone near this no-longer-dormant 3000 year old fungus. *Still refuses to mask*

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At least they didn't try to taste it.

For some reason in most movies they always taste the suspicious thing. (Sometimes it's blood. Why would you want to taste blood???)

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Let it go, Brophy. They're not precious.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

"He wants to introduce Khufu McMorris to the public"

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Evening News. Is this the stiff?

It's probably a hidden compartment clearly outlined on the side of the sarcophagus.
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@DelilahTech this is what we call "the patriarchy"

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“No longer dormant” …! #Monsterdon

I've looked at it for a couple of seconds and determined it is the same fungus

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So this mold is ancient . . . whatever that stuff is Space Rocket X whatever was called?
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Must be the same type of diamonds used in The Giant Spider Invasion. #monsterdon

Ken Melrose radiates competency by virtue of wearing a tie to work. #Monsterdon

Nothing like Aunt Bethany's Jello Mold from 1200 BCE! Lemon Lime! #monsterdon

I love how this doofus just assumes the little baubles are valuable #Monsterdon

@DelilahTech His y chromosome protects him #monsterdon

Pawn Stars stealth prequel. #Monsterdon

'O! no, the mould’s gone all mouldy!!!'

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#TimeWalker

that's pure green mummy jizz, highly toxic

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Susie why would you even start to poke that ... #Monsterdon

She can't touch it but he can?

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Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Does Egyptian style mummification work if the internal organs are still present?

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that drawer has more polygons than the tomb, be careful guys.

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Taste it! Taste it!

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@Violinknitter Right?! Argh. #Monsterdon

Hey! Egon's voice is here! What a cameo!

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Well that answers that question! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@RobynGoodfellow My work here is done 😤

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first frames i hit play and we are doing movie radiology on a mummy, thank you #monsterdon , thank you

maybe this is a kingdom of the Crystal Skull prequel.

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"You're gonna look worse than Senet O'Brien at the conference"

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@Taweret Oh yeah, they don't waste any time in this film. 😏

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Here we go! Monster TIME!

He's got Godzilla's eyes.

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This archeologist seems irritated by every discovery.

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Tony Stark built this mummy in 3 days in a sealed tomb

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Why does the mummy have a flashing bulb in its chest?
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Magic symbols huh…this is such bad fake archaeology #Monsterdon

it's the TIME
of the SEASON
for MUMMY!

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Is that guy banging one of his students? I already didn't like Temu Indiana Jones, but he's *that* kinda prof too, huh?

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BATTLE TROLLS

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It's Iron Man! #Monsterdon

And Susie, coffee, black #monsterdon

"Is it really fair to say starring Ben Murphy? Isn't it better to say that most of the time, the camera is pointed at Ben Murphy?" that's an #MST3K riff from a totally different movie but it's very appropriate to this one too. #Monsterdon

does the time mummy have a name? I missed if he had a name #monsterdon

That’s one way to save on sets. Just light the people.

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So, the titular monster is a mummy with a light bulb in its chest?

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Let's hope the mummy has an appetite for skeezy professors! #Monsterdon

The first civilization to use polyester? Giorgio Tsoukalos will be insufferable!

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oh this stuff, yeah, that's the same metal paper used by those interociter salesmen who keep stopping by. i'd just throw it out.

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Suzie, dont start massaging people. You get horny, you get dead. #monsterdon

oh I was hoping for TEETH, not eyes.

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@jonny@neuromatch.social @jonny@social.coop just a mummy gettin' its balls stole

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Uh oh. It looks like the Mummies--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oH3fZK-pFA&t=5s
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Humm, I guess Susie is going for a better grade
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#timetraveler

#monsterdon Polyester mummies!

It's some kind of metal, isn't it. Someone call that Dr. Exeter fellow from This Island Earth.

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This problem would be easily solved if you yoink a yardstick from somewhere to dig out the envelope

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Can we all agree that relationships between professors and students are fucked up? Please?

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Oh. He's just been rebooting for 10K years. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon oh shit he's opening his eyes!!

Already we are rooting for the alien #monsterdon

@jonny@social.coop
I'm late but I need a good one tn please #monsterdon I pray you are not a Jules Verne movie

"Can we send a sample of this to pathology so we know whether it'll kill everyone on earth?"

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oh, he's a spy because of the illicit fucking.

weird layers of cover stories, y'all

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Looks like matcha tea. Whisk it in hot water and find out #monsterdon

So instead of throwing them in the incinerator or whatever, he hid the photos?

Not only is everyone bad at archaeology in this movie, they're also bad at criming.

Got some serious McArthur grant front runners here…

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@guyjantic Welcome!!

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Shame I don't have "inappropriate relationship" on the bingo card

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That’s very green to be dormant mold #Monsterdon

So, the x-ray guy just took the "balls" of the mummy?
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The mummy is a cylon!

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Fun (made up ) fact: the art and props direction in this film are “superb” (not)
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Alone in a public junior high on the weekend late at night. A mummy sits alone. The lone scientist stole mummy's jewels. Bro about to be unalived. #monsterdon

Hang on, what's Susie up to, then? #Monsterdon

ah. susie. :puke:

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Luckily this loser has completely irradiated his 'nads, so he can't reproduce.

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I'm expecting it to be more like time "time shambler" when the mummy gets up.

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ooh wow chandelier crystals! #Monsterdon

@dendari lol yeah that happens

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really loving all the indignant posts from the Ancient Egypt/general academia nerds

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Time rocks burnin a hole in his pocket #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker is... is this grad student supplementing his stipend income?

yeah i get it

this researcher is convinced he's the spy

why, exactly?

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Not cool, Brophy.

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#monsterdon gonna take my ancient egyptian diamonds to the pawn shop

why did you stick them back there in the first place? #monsterdon

Danger dangeR! High Voltage! In the closet! When we kiss!

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Just caught a glipse after I looked away for a moment. Were those 20-sided dice?
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Stash the incriminating x-rays where they can come back up later when needed.

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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC IS SUSPENSEFUL!! #Monsterdon