Susie why would you even start to poke that ... #Monsterdon

She can't touch it but he can?

#Monsterdon

Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Does Egyptian style mummification work if the internal organs are still present?

#Monsterdon

that drawer has more polygons than the tomb, be careful guys.

#monsterdon

Taste it! Taste it!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Violinknitter Right?! Argh. #Monsterdon

Hey! Egon's voice is here! What a cameo!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Well that answers that question! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@RobynGoodfellow My work here is done 😤

#monsterdon

first frames i hit play and we are doing movie radiology on a mummy, thank you #monsterdon , thank you

maybe this is a kingdom of the Crystal Skull prequel.

#monsterdon

@Taweret Oh yeah, they don't waste any time in this film. 😏

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

"You're gonna look worse than Senet O'Brien at the conference"

#Monsterdon

Here we go! Monster TIME!

He's got Godzilla's eyes.

#Monsterdon

Tired: Truck nuts
Wired: Mummy nuts
#monsterdon

This archeologist seems irritated by every discovery.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Tony Stark built this mummy in 3 days in a sealed tomb

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Magic symbols huh…this is such bad fake archaeology #Monsterdon

Why does the mummy have a flashing bulb in its chest?
#Monsterdon

it's the TIME
of the SEASON
for MUMMY!

#monsterdon

Is that guy banging one of his students? I already didn't like Temu Indiana Jones, but he's *that* kinda prof too, huh?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

BATTLE TROLLS

#Monsterdon

It's Iron Man! #Monsterdon

And Susie, coffee, black #monsterdon

"Is it really fair to say starring Ben Murphy? Isn't it better to say that most of the time, the camera is pointed at Ben Murphy?" that's an #MST3K riff from a totally different movie but it's very appropriate to this one too. #Monsterdon

does the time mummy have a name? I missed if he had a name #monsterdon

You can feel the sexual chemistry she had with that actor by her erotic "lobster claw" massage technique. She loooooved him.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

That’s one way to save on sets. Just light the people.

#Monsterdon

So, the titular monster is a mummy with a light bulb in its chest?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Let's hope the mummy has an appetite for skeezy professors! #Monsterdon

The first civilization to use polyester? Giorgio Tsoukalos will be insufferable!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

oh this stuff, yeah, that's the same metal paper used by those interociter salesmen who keep stopping by. i'd just throw it out.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Suzie, dont start massaging people. You get horny, you get dead. #monsterdon

oh I was hoping for TEETH, not eyes.

#monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social @jonny@social.coop just a mummy gettin' its balls stole

#monsterdon

Uh oh. It looks like the Mummies--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oH3fZK-pFA&t=5s
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Humm, I guess Susie is going for a better grade
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

#monsterdon Polyester mummies!

It's some kind of metal, isn't it. Someone call that Dr. Exeter fellow from This Island Earth.

#monsterdon #timewalker

This problem would be easily solved if you yoink a yardstick from somewhere to dig out the envelope

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Can we all agree that relationships between professors and students are fucked up? Please?

#monsterdon #timewalker

Oh. He's just been rebooting for 10K years. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon oh shit he's opening his eyes!!

Already we are rooting for the alien #monsterdon

@jonny@social.coop
I'm late but I need a good one tn please #monsterdon I pray you are not a Jules Verne movie

"Can we send a sample of this to pathology so we know whether it'll kill everyone on earth?"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

oh, he's a spy because of the illicit fucking.

weird layers of cover stories, y'all

#monsterdon

Looks like matcha tea. Whisk it in hot water and find out #monsterdon

@guyjantic Welcome!!

#Monsterdon

So instead of throwing them in the incinerator or whatever, he hid the photos?

Not only is everyone bad at archaeology in this movie, they're also bad at criming.

Got some serious McArthur grant front runners here…

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Shame I don't have "inappropriate relationship" on the bingo card

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That’s very green to be dormant mold #Monsterdon

The mummy is a cylon!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

So, the x-ray guy just took the "balls" of the mummy?
#monsterdon

Fun (made up ) fact: the art and props direction in this film are “superb” (not)
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Alone in a public junior high on the weekend late at night. A mummy sits alone. The lone scientist stole mummy's jewels. Bro about to be unalived. #monsterdon

Hang on, what's Susie up to, then? #Monsterdon

ah. susie. :puke:

#monsterdon

Luckily this loser has completely irradiated his 'nads, so he can't reproduce.

#Monsterdon

ooh wow chandelier crystals! #Monsterdon

I'm expecting it to be more like time "time shambler" when the mummy gets up.

#monsterdon

@dendari lol yeah that happens

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh, those unknown items on the x-ray were the stolen orbs. I'm not used to movies putting this much effort into the plot.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

really loving all the indignant posts from the Ancient Egypt/general academia nerds

#Monsterdon

Time rocks burnin a hole in his pocket #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker is... is this grad student supplementing his stipend income?

yeah i get it

this researcher is convinced he's the spy

why, exactly?

#monsterdon

Not cool, Brophy.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon gonna take my ancient egyptian diamonds to the pawn shop

why did you stick them back there in the first place? #monsterdon

Danger dangeR! High Voltage! In the closet! When we kiss!

#monsterdon

Just caught a glipse after I looked away for a moment. Were those 20-sided dice?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Stash the incriminating x-rays where they can come back up later when needed.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC IS SUSPENSEFUL!! #Monsterdon

This feels like the hallway at a film school college. #Monsterdon

I swear I'm not following the #monsterdon hashtag. But it seems everyone I follow is watching the movie this week. I'm busy watching #DaBears

For once I'm here for monsterdon--the annoying forces of my life have aligned. I had to learn what Kevin Brophy looked like so I can make terrible "bro" jokes. This is him.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

@steggy

Somebody create a Venn diagram!

#Monsterdon

now to interoffice these to "crimes against archaeology" in the campus library. they'll never be found there!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Please tell me that wasn't your Bastet. If that's your Bastet I will end you, you six piece archeological Hittite McNobody.

#monsterdon #timewalker

Crystal raspberries? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon X-Ray tech is such a goober. But hey, he's the guy with the gemstones, so he's first to die a grizzly and awful death. So we are thankful for that.

Joining the #Monsterdon several minutes late, trying to skip the movie forward to about where I think people are watching right now.

I know this one from #MST3K although the cut of the film which Mystery Science Theatre used for their treatment was of markedly lower quality than this version I'm watching (q.v. https://tubitv.com/movies/466922/time-walker ~Chara)

Is it malpractice to re-x-ray someone who's been dead for centuries?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

All the latest cutting edge archaeological techniques! #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA WALKER ⏳🚶‍♂️

UPROAR!!

🗞️ Furious parents protested the San Jose Mercury News after our feature's release.

📰 The newspaper's review had evidentially misled parents to take their kids, resulting in traumatization.

#TimeWalker

What a contrived sequence to justify a second dose of radiation narratively. #Monsterdon

Handy ancient Egyptian sarcophagus furniture with under-bed storage drawers.

#Monsterdon

Those gargoyles are not looking too happy there bro! Screw the alien tech, just take the diamonds. #monsterdon

Finest egyptian blood diamonds.

#monsterdon #timewalker

@apLundell yeah Count Floyd would definitely present this #Monsterdon on SCTV

the guy is weirdly fetishistic about x-rays #monsterdon

I like how the ancient statuary are the peanut gallery going, "oh no man don't do that! that's gonna cause all your trouble later"
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

this is the X-Ray of the niiIIIIGHTT!

#monsterdon

Mummy Marbles!
#Monsterdon

you keep your pot in it #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Wait, this is vaguely familiar. I think I may have seen this, but like in the 80s. #Monsterdon

He’s literally pocketing the jewels! #Monsterdon

So he is just stealing the orbs?
#monsterdon