aw, not the janitor, he doesn't make enough for this.

#monsterdon

Keep your *mummy* under wrap, unless you want to get the clap.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Mummies are attracted to daycare centers, try looking there #monsterdon

Ben Murphy starred in action-comedy Western TV show Alias Smith & Jones, which lived a long life on prime time British telly well after it disappeared from US screens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alias_Smith_and_Jones

#Monsterdon

I think if a student were to melt due to touching green stuff on a mummy, the press will eventually find out about it! #Monsterdon

We now turn to Actual College Heating Plant, already in progress.

#monsterdon #timewalker

Is this green filter Mummy-Vision?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Ryan O'Neal isn't making any headway with the admin.

"they're gonna end up in the hospital" is honestly a PRETTY GOOD POINT

#monsterdon

"And nobody has no know about it. Not the police, not the press," he says in front of a cop.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

"chill out, no need to search for the mummy, we'll just wait until someone comes into the hospital with mummyitis" #monsterdon

"The Word", the new STD ravaging frat houses #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Did I mishear that, or did the dean suggest a land shark was in order? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

We’re still in the Animal House administration mode. #Monsterdon

Is that guy Peter Thiel #Monsterdon

Delta House did it!!! #monsterdon

Listen to me! I have shoulder patches!

#Monsterdon

the guy from return of the living dead!! #monsterdon

oh, I get it. That's supposed to be time-walker-mummy-o-vision.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Frats steal mummies, this is very well known fact
#monsterdon

Brophy, what the fuck?

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

I'm cheering for the #fungus

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon return of the living dead guy!

How apt!

Admittedly, stealing a mummy would be an epic frat prank. #Monsterdon

Where's Doctor Loveless?! It's a basement full of pipes, we need Doctor Loveless!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon I like how in movies like this someone has to "spread the word to the frats" that the dean is going to do something.

Apparently he has no other way to make announcements.

Yeah, frat boys taking that mummy like a weekend at Bernies after a few beers really fills out the plot line. #monsterdon

[OMINOUS PIPES]

#monsterdon

Is this "through the monster's eyes" bit?

#Monsterdon

Mummy vision is coooool #Monsterdon

"Aquisition" like the british did with a lot of egyptian things?
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

@neia well, there is a Kennedy involved in this project. #monsterdon

Weekend at Mummy's
#monsterdon

That cop just did a Homer Simpson “why you little...”

#Monsterdon

This mummy is bad press.
Uh oh. The dean is gonna close down mummy house!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh no, not threatening to close the frat houses!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

they really should have just gone with that "look at the cool ancient pinball cabinet"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

yes. finding the mummy should be a top priority.

"I was a frat man, I know what it's like."
#monsterdon

@trixter
Yeah, or maybe Temu Ryan O'Neil. 👀

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I need a scorecard to keep track which of these guys is the biggest douchebag #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear jinx, cokes are owed xD

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

our captions said "gentlemen, you may remove the internet" and i approve #monsterdon #timewalker1982

in 1982 was there still enough residual cultural memory of egyptomania that it would make sense for the archaeologists or whoever these ppl are to be generously funded to the tune of having a huge radioactive gizmo to point at their mummies #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 🤣

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon i think they stole this mummy.

Travelng mummy? Or time traveling mummy? #Monsterdon

"Slow night, have a couple of beers, steal a mummy"

Uhhh....

#Monsterdon

Frat Man
#monsterdon

Oh hell, it's Al Capone's vault all over again

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"California Institute of the Sciences", in an Arts & Crafts typeface. Jeez do you suppose this is supposed to be #Caltech? #Monsterdon

Ok, new plan. Let's all run for our lives! #Monsterdon

Good cop, beat cop. #Monsterdon

The tomb is empty!!!

Is this an Easter movie?

#Monsterdon

All the best creatures lurk in the basements of schools. #monsterdon

yeah that's why you don't dunk the mummy in evap-o-rust

#monsterdon

Toots Uncommon.

#monsterdon #timewalker

I don't think I'll be up much later so will miss the rest of Time Walker, tonight's pick for #Monsterdon.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/30049-time-walker

I've seen this one, recently and when I was young.

How many patches do you need on your suit? #monsterdon

Well he was the First of Us...who will be the last? #Monsterdon #Fungus

"Goddammit, it's Capone's vault all over again!"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

........you know, there's something about that being a "permanent acquisition" that just makes me want to punch him in the face.

#monsterdon #timewalker

All this bad science is super scary!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"Permanent acquisition" Theft. You mean theft. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I want, just once, for someone in a movie to make that "if you're not willing, perhaps we'll find someone…" threat, and have the main character go "Pfft, alright man, you're on your own!"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

So JerkFace University Mucky-muck is here to take all of the credit and none of the responsibility

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Jogging gear from the old days.

Why applause?
He used his middle initial.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret all those people wanted to drink the mummy liquid a few years ago #monsterdon

ENHANCE

#monsterdon #timewalker

Oh it's the fungus from Creepshow. That poor guy is out Steven King for the evening.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

As we all know, there is only one pyramid & tomb in Egypt. #Monsterdon

@wulfric

Just wait till the "liquor in the punch bowl at the Mummy Prom" scene

#Monsterdon

"Ladies and gentlemen, good morning. My name is James Rothmore."

applause

shouting woman: "You remembered your own name! Good job! We're so proud of you."

#monsterdon

"Today we are unveiling this mummy which we stole from the tomb of Tutankhamen."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

70's shorts

...of course

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Is this the same clicky video device used in Blade Runner?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I wanna go to the Community College that sponsors archeology field work like this.

#monsterdon

Gee, this fungus is really cool!
#monsterdon

@apLundell But it's multiple steps up from licking it!

#Monsterdon

neat how these guys have no idea how science funding works

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh great this film is giving us a Rorschach test. #Monsterdon

Move along, nothing to see here, except….OMG, look at that!!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Hey, James Karen is here. Now we can get this thing going! #Monsterdon

Lick it! See what it tastes like.
#Monsterdon

who sees mysterious green stuff on a coffin and sticks their fingers in it

#monsterdon

These vacation slides are terrible! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

these ppl deserve whatever they get #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Wait. Did they not even bother to unplug the phone so there wouldn’t be a dial tone when they were pretending to talk? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That guy can’t stop touching stuff. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon How did a mummy from King Tut's tomb wind up at this community college in america, anyway?

@arrjay 🎶 the man with the fing of poo 🎶

#Monsterdon

Yes, by all means, surround the guy who is totally going to get eaten by green mold!!

#Monsterdon

listen, i know scientists are Like That, but like, dude, don't touch the fungus.

#monsterdon

"Thanksgiving, Ken. Say hi to your wife Barbie for me."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

It is not a coffin! It’s not even a casket! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Fungus eating his finger! Get the shot!

#Monsterdon

POO FINGER

#monsterdon

"...yep that's a bad case of mummy finger."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker