they really should have just gone with that "look at the cool ancient pinball cabinet"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

yes. finding the mummy should be a top priority.

"I was a frat man, I know what it's like."
#monsterdon

@trixter
Yeah, or maybe Temu Ryan O'Neil. 👀

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I need a scorecard to keep track which of these guys is the biggest douchebag #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear jinx, cokes are owed xD

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

our captions said "gentlemen, you may remove the internet" and i approve #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Slow night, nothing to do, have a couple a beers, watch Time Walker

#Monsterdon

in 1982 was there still enough residual cultural memory of egyptomania that it would make sense for the archaeologists or whoever these ppl are to be generously funded to the tune of having a huge radioactive gizmo to point at their mummies #monsterdon

I had a brief moment of thinking he couldn't say "Tutankhamen" because it's copyrighted or something? Capitalism has ruined me.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 🤣

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon i think they stole this mummy.

Travelng mummy? Or time traveling mummy? #Monsterdon

"Slow night, have a couple of beers, steal a mummy"

Uhhh....

#Monsterdon

Frat Man
#monsterdon

Oh hell, it's Al Capone's vault all over again

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"California Institute of the Sciences", in an Arts & Crafts typeface. Jeez do you suppose this is supposed to be #Caltech? #Monsterdon

Good cop, beat cop. #Monsterdon

Ok, new plan. Let's all run for our lives! #Monsterdon

All the best creatures lurk in the basements of schools. #monsterdon

The tomb is empty!!!

Is this an Easter movie?

#Monsterdon

yeah that's why you don't dunk the mummy in evap-o-rust

#monsterdon

Toots Uncommon.

#monsterdon #timewalker

I don't think I'll be up much later so will miss the rest of Time Walker, tonight's pick for #Monsterdon.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/30049-time-walker

I've seen this one, recently and when I was young.

How many patches do you need on your suit? #monsterdon

Well he was the First of Us...who will be the last? #Monsterdon #Fungus

"Goddammit, it's Capone's vault all over again!"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

........you know, there's something about that being a "permanent acquisition" that just makes me want to punch him in the face.

#monsterdon #timewalker

All this bad science is super scary!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"Permanent acquisition" Theft. You mean theft. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I want, just once, for someone in a movie to make that "if you're not willing, perhaps we'll find someone…" threat, and have the main character go "Pfft, alright man, you're on your own!"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Wait is this just gonna be jaws but the shark is a mummy

#Monsterdon

So JerkFace University Mucky-muck is here to take all of the credit and none of the responsibility

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Jogging gear from the old days.

Why applause?
He used his middle initial.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret all those people wanted to drink the mummy liquid a few years ago #monsterdon

ENHANCE

#monsterdon #timewalker

As we all know, there is only one pyramid & tomb in Egypt. #Monsterdon

Oh it's the fungus from Creepshow. That poor guy is out Steven King for the evening.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@wulfric

Just wait till the "liquor in the punch bowl at the Mummy Prom" scene

#Monsterdon

"Ladies and gentlemen, good morning. My name is James Rothmore."

applause

shouting woman: "You remembered your own name! Good job! We're so proud of you."

#monsterdon

"Today we are unveiling this mummy which we stole from the tomb of Tutankhamen."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

70's shorts

...of course

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Is this the same clicky video device used in Blade Runner?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"I am happy to announce more treasure plundered from the Global South!"

#Monsterdon

I wanna go to the Community College that sponsors archeology field work like this.

#monsterdon

Gee, this fungus is really cool!
#monsterdon

@apLundell But it's multiple steps up from licking it!

#Monsterdon

neat how these guys have no idea how science funding works

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh great this film is giving us a Rorschach test. #Monsterdon

Move along, nothing to see here, except….OMG, look at that!!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Hey, James Karen is here. Now we can get this thing going! #Monsterdon

Lick it! See what it tastes like.
#Monsterdon

These vacation slides are terrible! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

who sees mysterious green stuff on a coffin and sticks their fingers in it

#monsterdon

these ppl deserve whatever they get #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Wait. Did they not even bother to unplug the phone so there wouldn’t be a dial tone when they were pretending to talk? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That guy can’t stop touching stuff. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon How did a mummy from King Tut's tomb wind up at this community college in america, anyway?

@arrjay 🎶 the man with the fing of poo 🎶

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon What's this?
AAAAAAAAAAAA.......

Yes, by all means, surround the guy who is totally going to get eaten by green mold!!

#Monsterdon

listen, i know scientists are Like That, but like, dude, don't touch the fungus.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Touching mysterious goop is only one step up from touching mysterious blood.

"Thanksgiving, Ken. Say hi to your wife Barbie for me."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Fungus eating his finger! Get the shot!

#Monsterdon

It is not a coffin! It’s not even a casket! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

POO FINGER

#monsterdon

"...yep that's a bad case of mummy finger."

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Time Herpes #monsterdon

This is why you want evidence of authenticity. Especially in the era of lab diamonds.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Aaaaaannnnndddddddd.... Someone successfully managed to touch it.

Naturally it did a thing.

#Monsterdon

We don't know for sure that it's dangerous, so we're proceeding like it's completely safe and harmless. Science!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

now we got a news crew just wandering into the lecture-hall-combination-research lab.

this movie is going for "efficient" with scenes, isn't it.

#monsterdon

Tonight, my unconventional conventionists!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

I've seen sarcophagi at the Museum Store that looked more authentic.

#monsterdon #timewalker

omg it's richard pryor #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Richard Pryor was everywhere in 1982. Such range.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

"Stand near the coffin, Susie & make sure that no one gets near the coffin" #Monsterdon

The fungus is AMONG US :amogus: #monsterdon

Don't let anyone near this no-longer-dormant 3000 year old fungus. *Still refuses to mask*

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

There's a fungus among us

#MOnsterdon

At least they didn't try to taste it.

For some reason in most movies they always taste the suspicious thing. (Sometimes it's blood. Why would you want to taste blood???)

#Monsterdon

"He wants to introduce Khufu McMorris to the public"

#Monsterdon

Let it go, Brophy. They're not precious.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Evening News. Is this the stiff?

It's probably a hidden compartment clearly outlined on the side of the sarcophagus.
#monsterdon

@DelilahTech this is what we call "the patriarchy"

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“No longer dormant” …! #Monsterdon

I've looked at it for a couple of seconds and determined it is the same fungus

#monsterdon
#TimeWalker

So this mold is ancient . . . whatever that stuff is Space Rocket X whatever was called?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ken Melrose radiates competency by virtue of wearing a tie to work. #Monsterdon

Must be the same type of diamonds used in The Giant Spider Invasion. #monsterdon

Very authentic portrayal of Egyptology 😹 #Monsterdon

Nothing like Aunt Bethany's Jello Mold from 1200 BCE! Lemon Lime! #monsterdon

I love how this doofus just assumes the little baubles are valuable #Monsterdon

@DelilahTech His y chromosome protects him #monsterdon

Pawn Stars stealth prequel. #Monsterdon

'O! no, the mould’s gone all mouldy!!!'

#monsterdon
#TimeWalker

that's pure green mummy jizz, highly toxic

#monsterdon