Oh you scallywag! Yikes! What’s going on with your hand?
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it's actually fine to have a green mummy fungus eaten hand, the hollywood beauty standards are just out of control #monsterdon

Yeah, Michael is not going to be taking of that... #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial

That's why they placed it in dipping sauce

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his hand is slow cooking in marinade #monsterdon #timewalker1982

@moira 😢

https://techhub.social/@cherizilla@hypertext.monster/115800268265668607 was the post if you want it

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AMPUTATE!

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Acute beef-jerky-itis.
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"What's the prognosis?"

It'll have to come off!

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Nope, nothing to mop back here...

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Feels like this movie is more about mold then time traveling if I'm being honest
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🎵 He's got cells, they're multiplying🎵

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"Delatropic" cause that's a real word. #monsterdon

Yeah, they're not saving that arm.

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mmmmm, bar-be-que

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I mean, I hate to say it, but if this magical fungus is spreading that bad that fast through this person, wouldn't they, you know, cut the hand off before it spread that far?

I mean that sucks, yeah, but why would they just watch it keep spreading further and further this fast?

It was just his finger five minutes ago...

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Sparerib hand #monsterdon

I want to see the campus turned upside down.

Like in Dr Strange or Inception.

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this mummy is just coated in de-solv-it.

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Why have they not amputated that arm yet. What the hell movie doctors? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Chromosomal pattern visible under a microscope that looks like a light microscope? Or was that supposed to be an electron microscope. With an eye piece?

I have quibbles with the science here!

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"in my scientific opinion, this shit's wack" #Monsterdon

Offscreen mummy assault DOES NOT COUNT.
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unrelated photomicrograph!! #Monsterdon

At least I don’t care if any of these characters die except maybe the scientist guy who took a fungus sample #Monsterdon

@nev I'm more of a Time Mosey-er. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I mean, slow unsuspecting approach, then sudden violent attack. I could work. lol #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker "and nobody has to know about it, not the police, not the press"

so that... press conference you just had..... didn't happen?

None of that is believable microbiology talk #monsterdon

what the hell did the janitor do to you!? respect service staff! #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Off-screen death means the janitor will be revealed as the actual murderer in the denouement. #Monsterdon

“The structure is just crazy”

Best. Science. Ever.

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#monsterdon "Here's why I'm so concerned. The structure, is just crazy."

They always play that line at the Oscars

Damn, another civilisation that used the Mycelial Network Drive

#StarTrekDiscovery

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#monsterdon He, What's Up Doc?
HAAAAAAAAAA.....

Back to the board room and Frat discussions
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I think you can measure one finger per however-long-it's-been

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Couldn't find the original, so here's a recreation:

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"Here's why I am so concerned. The structure is just so crazy."

"Well, that's what happens when you show up at a rave unprepared!"

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I warned you, Mr. Janitor!! #Monsterdon

they're trying to work a "sympathetic teacher vs. callous and heedless administration" angle here, and that might work if (a) this were a good movie and (b) the teacher weren't played by Ben Murphy #Monsterdon

If the mummy vision had some cool info rolling, it would be just like terminator
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#timetraveler

When you think about it, aren't we all Time Walkers?

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@diazona I missed the link! foo. :(

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"just crazy" - technical term

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🎶 there arose such a clatter 🎶

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Funky 3000 year old green stuff killing people? I've seen this X-file. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Current Vibe: Shin Mummy

Oh noes, not the janitor!

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I totally wanted this underground thing to be the same as the one from Werewolf of Washington!

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Frat bros haircut brought to you by the same guy that parted the red sea.

The officer has a groovin' set of eyebrows.

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Heavy breathing mummy is lost in the Science building basement.
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Please touch the mummy! When you find him, please.
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Hang on, that's not the pawn shop guy working a second gig mopping the hall, is it? #Monsterdon

AHA! James Karen was not only in Return of the Living Dead but also in the cinematic masterpiece that is Frankenstein meets the Space Monster! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Time Walkers have evolved past the need to see things in color.

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Press conference to announce the Archeology department has acquired a major award! #Monsterdon

But we'll know, sketchy administrator guy. We'll know.

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#monsterdon Something Big Hi Ed has with Big Business, keep it out of the press until it eats an entire sorority! Because, well, we have frats, might as well go for gender equality huh?

#monsterdon hey!! I want to see janitors WHISTLING, or SINGING, or eating a big mustardy SANDWICH, is this even a real movie

aw, not the janitor, he doesn't make enough for this.

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Keep your *mummy* under wrap, unless you want to get the clap.
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Mummy's gonna eat the janitor's liver. #Monsterdon

Mummies are attracted to daycare centers, try looking there #monsterdon

Ben Murphy starred in action-comedy Western TV show Alias Smith & Jones, which lived a long life on prime time British telly well after it disappeared from US screens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alias_Smith_and_Jones

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I think if a student were to melt due to touching green stuff on a mummy, the press will eventually find out about it! #Monsterdon

We now turn to Actual College Heating Plant, already in progress.

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Is this green filter Mummy-Vision?

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Ryan O'Neal isn't making any headway with the admin.

"they're gonna end up in the hospital" is honestly a PRETTY GOOD POINT

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"And nobody has no know about it. Not the police, not the press," he says in front of a cop.

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"chill out, no need to search for the mummy, we'll just wait until someone comes into the hospital with mummyitis" #monsterdon

"The Word", the new STD ravaging frat houses #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Did I mishear that, or did the dean suggest a land shark was in order? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

We’re still in the Animal House administration mode. #Monsterdon

Is that guy Peter Thiel #Monsterdon

Delta House did it!!! #monsterdon

the guy from return of the living dead!! #monsterdon

Listen to me! I have shoulder patches!

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oh, I get it. That's supposed to be time-walker-mummy-o-vision.

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Frats steal mummies, this is very well known fact
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Brophy, what the fuck?

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I'm cheering for the #fungus

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#monsterdon return of the living dead guy!

How apt!

Admittedly, stealing a mummy would be an epic frat prank. #Monsterdon

Where's Doctor Loveless?! It's a basement full of pipes, we need Doctor Loveless!

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#monsterdon I like how in movies like this someone has to "spread the word to the frats" that the dean is going to do something.

Apparently he has no other way to make announcements.

Yeah, frat boys taking that mummy like a weekend at Bernies after a few beers really fills out the plot line. #monsterdon

[OMINOUS PIPES]

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Is this "through the monster's eyes" bit?

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Mummy vision is coooool #Monsterdon

@neia well, there is a Kennedy involved in this project. #monsterdon

"Aquisition" like the british did with a lot of egyptian things?
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#timetraveler

Weekend at Mummy's
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That cop just did a Homer Simpson “why you little...”

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This mummy is bad press.
Uh oh. The dean is gonna close down mummy house!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh no, not threatening to close the frat houses!

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