we'll keep it UNDER WRAPS lol

#Monsterdon

@klu9 The green stuff was probably derived from jalapeños #monsterdon

Her present is to be hunted by the mummy!! #Monsterdon

I hope this guy gets the Pharonic funeral treatment -- while he's still alive.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

i looked away and thought we were going to get a sapphic bechdel pass and it was the upset gf spying on some tiddies, unfortunately heterosexuality intervened #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow No sex please, we're being held captive in space.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Person creeping around spying on other girls while changing.

Well, he has a present, so let's not really reconsider the relationship.

#Monsterdon

@hollie still waiting for someone to make a good decision

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#monsterdon Sherry, I like nubile little antigravity titties! See how the nipples point up to the ceiling? They're MAGIC. Now forgive me and fetch me some coffee you stupid WENCH.

Noting says "I love you" like mummy balls. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Classic 80's movie scene every film needs/has. #monsterdon

dump him sherri, he ain't worth it.

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA WALKER ⏳🚶‍♂️

👀 Look for abrupt edits without resolution.

Uncredited producer Roger Corman saw the original cut and knew the sluggish pace needed to be accelerated.

He demanded that 15 minutes be cut and this led to unfortunate decisions.

#TimeWalker

"look, in my defense, she did have her top off" #Monsterdon

sure hope that poor mummy doesn’t get hazed pledging #Monsterdon

Is the professor the next-of-kin for the student? Why was the doctor sharing confidential patient info with him?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Oh so awkward when you peep on the wrong coed. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so what's this kid dying of? he looks fine

The mummy fungus has only eaten his hand, and they are already writing him off. "Take care of yourself."
#Monsterdon

We have a coffee maker!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Doc’s got my back! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Boy seems pretty chipper for a guy about to lose an arm #Monsterdon

@josh0 Can't do that, it's not done basting yet!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Bewbs. Didn't show that on MST3K. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Surprised it took 27 minutes before the required topless scene in this 80s movie #monsterdon

aw yeah
#monsterdon

27 minutes to titty. le sigh.

#monsterdon

And the doctor confirms that everything was destroyed anyway. They can't really save the hand.

#Monsterdon

Gosh, chop that hand off already!
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

I was wondering when they would remember that amputation is a thing! #Monsterdon

Um. Amputate that hand. Like now. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"My mother told me this would happen if I masturbated, but I didn't believe her!"
#monsterdon

80s: time for bewbs!

#Monsterdon

@neia Sure they are! For tomorrow's lunch. It's leftovers!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

My professional advice is to chop that shit off at the should—took the words right out of my mouth, lady

#Monsterdon

@kris_of_pnictogen Caltech doesn't have an archaeology department, I don't think many (any?) engineering schools do, which just makes it a weird choice.

#Monsterdon

actually, the finger incident is just x-ray burn. sorry.

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#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

why is this dude's hand still on this dude

Why are you keeping the killer space fungus wet and fed on flesh?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh you scallywag! Yikes! What’s going on with your hand?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

it's actually fine to have a green mummy fungus eaten hand, the hollywood beauty standards are just out of control #monsterdon

Yeah, Michael is not going to be taking of that... #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial

That's why they placed it in dipping sauce

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his hand is slow cooking in marinade #monsterdon #timewalker1982

@moira 😢

https://techhub.social/@cherizilla@hypertext.monster/115800268265668607 was the post if you want it

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

AMPUTATE!

#monsterdon
#TimeWalker

Acute beef-jerky-itis.
#monsterdon #timeWalker

Nope, nothing to mop back here...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"What's the prognosis?"

It'll have to come off!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

🎵 He's got cells, they're multiplying🎵

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"Delatropic" cause that's a real word. #monsterdon

Yeah, they're not saving that arm.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

mmmmm, bar-be-que

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

I mean, I hate to say it, but if this magical fungus is spreading that bad that fast through this person, wouldn't they, you know, cut the hand off before it spread that far?

I mean that sucks, yeah, but why would they just watch it keep spreading further and further this fast?

It was just his finger five minutes ago...

#Monsterdon

Sparerib hand #monsterdon

I want to see the campus turned upside down.

Like in Dr Strange or Inception.

#monsterdon #timewalker

this mummy is just coated in de-solv-it.

#monsterdon

Why have they not amputated that arm yet. What the hell movie doctors? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"in my scientific opinion, this shit's wack" #Monsterdon

Chromosomal pattern visible under a microscope that looks like a light microscope? Or was that supposed to be an electron microscope. With an eye piece?

I have quibbles with the science here!

#Monsterdon

Offscreen mummy assault DOES NOT COUNT.
#Monsterdon

unrelated photomicrograph!! #Monsterdon

At least I don’t care if any of these characters die except maybe the scientist guy who took a fungus sample #Monsterdon

@nev I'm more of a Time Mosey-er. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I mean, slow unsuspecting approach, then sudden violent attack. I could work. lol #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker "and nobody has to know about it, not the police, not the press"

so that... press conference you just had..... didn't happen?

None of that is believable microbiology talk #monsterdon

what the hell did the janitor do to you!? respect service staff! #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Off-screen death means the janitor will be revealed as the actual murderer in the denouement. #Monsterdon

“The structure is just crazy”

Best. Science. Ever.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Here's why I'm so concerned. The structure, is just crazy."

They always play that line at the Oscars

#monsterdon He, What's Up Doc?
HAAAAAAAAAA.....

Damn, another civilisation that used the Mycelial Network Drive

#StarTrekDiscovery

#monsterdon
#TimeWalker

Back to the board room and Frat discussions
#monsterdon

I think you can measure one finger per however-long-it's-been

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Couldn't find the original, so here's a recreation:

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"Here's why I am so concerned. The structure is just so crazy."

"Well, that's what happens when you show up at a rave unprepared!"

#monsterdon

I warned you, Mr. Janitor!! #Monsterdon

they're trying to work a "sympathetic teacher vs. callous and heedless administration" angle here, and that might work if (a) this were a good movie and (b) the teacher weren't played by Ben Murphy #Monsterdon

If the mummy vision had some cool info rolling, it would be just like terminator
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

@diazona I missed the link! foo. :(

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

When you think about it, aren't we all Time Walkers?

#Monsterdon

"just crazy" - technical term

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

🎶 there arose such a clatter 🎶

#monsterdon

Funky 3000 year old green stuff killing people? I've seen this X-file. #Monsterdon

Oh noes, not the janitor!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Current Vibe: Shin Mummy

I totally wanted this underground thing to be the same as the one from Werewolf of Washington!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon

Frat bros haircut brought to you by the same guy that parted the red sea.

The officer has a groovin' set of eyebrows.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Heavy breathing mummy is lost in the Science building basement.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Please touch the mummy! When you find him, please.
#Monsterdon

Hang on, that's not the pawn shop guy working a second gig mopping the hall, is it? #Monsterdon

Time Walkers have evolved past the need to see things in color.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

AHA! James Karen was not only in Return of the Living Dead but also in the cinematic masterpiece that is Frankenstein meets the Space Monster! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

But we'll know, sketchy administrator guy. We'll know.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Something Big Hi Ed has with Big Business, keep it out of the press until it eats an entire sorority! Because, well, we have frats, might as well go for gender equality huh?

#monsterdon hey!! I want to see janitors WHISTLING, or SINGING, or eating a big mustardy SANDWICH, is this even a real movie