The baby has it figured out. You're glowing, this is glowing, this must be yours! #Monsterdon

The gamma rays it's giving off make it very attractive #monsterdon

"I promise you, you'll be the first reporter I see."

"Just make sure you tell me how the Gay Agenda is responsible, okay?"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

why do they keep showing us an ominous floodlight #monsterdon

the sheer raw sexual energy of "Time Walker"! #monsterdon

#monsterdon

I love the science research security going: Hey, whoever touched this mummy... Sir, we are reviewing your science funding and protocols..

@diazona I mean, it's just a very slightly fancy dinner.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

mummy orbs are not a toy!

#monsterdon

Ever realize that you could be watching Bubba Ho-tep instead?

Yeah....yeah....me too.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

@Louisa

Look at Casanova here, with all her fancy moves!

#Monsterdon

"Oh, it's so warm"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Best parents ever! Using the baby's crib as a coat rack... awesome! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Oh no!!! She left the bauble in the baby’s crib!!

Surely that’s a choking hazard #Monsterdon

The mummy is gonna save the baby from a choking hazard.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The infant has been chosen by the Time Crystal
It is now an Emissary of the Fungus

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

I laugh if the kid swallowed that. #monsterdon

it's not easy, seeing green

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Newpa_Hasai That seems like embarrassingly little to justify all this

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

SWALLOW THE JEWEL KID! Do us all a favor.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Cue the mummy and baby jokes

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

It's a mood crystal. Current mood is Douchey with a chance of Gross.

#MOnsterdon

LOL what were they doing #Monsterdon

These space diamonds look like they should be hanging off the pull cord to a light at Grandma's house.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

The fungus in that guy's asscrack is also extremely dangerous

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

we all start our interviews with 'to whom it may concern' I guess

#monsterdon I apologize in advance if the mummy eats the babby. Again, there was nothing on the doesTheDogDie webpage about this when I made the CW post...

Did they just curse the baby?

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

I've seen this movie MSTed a couple of times, and only JUST NOW has it occurred to me to wonder, if this mummy is radioactive or something because it got zapped with TEN TIMES (GASP) THE X-RAY DOSE, could they find it with a Geiger counter or something? 🤔

#monsterdon sterdon

#monsterdon you can uh, use your arms when you're making out. You don't have to plank and just rub your faces together

Baby's got a time jewel.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Mummy speed, engaged #monsterdon

Oh maybe we should have a running counter for the screen time of our weekly movie monsters. Like actual screen time. Not counting Mummy vision or him laying there in a coffin covered in so much Sarcophacally Transmitted Du...Fungus
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

So, this mummy has an ARC reactor on her chest?
Oh my gosh, the mummy is Tony Stark!
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

"not until midnight"

weeell, you'll be dead by then.

#monsterdon

Don't tell mom the babysitter's getting railed #Monsterdon

I really hope the mummy gets every one of them that touched his crystal balls #Monsterdon

Well heck he'll make a great dad

In about nine months

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

boooo put Linda back on

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

MORK CALLING ORSON

COME IN ORSON

#monsterdon #timewalker

Pantsuits of the damned!

#monsterdon #timeWalker

It's confusing to have a character named Sherrie who's not played by Shari Belafonte #monsterdon

Now the beads are pulsating? Since when did they pulsate? Are they radioactive?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

I took Sherrie out for a nice seafood dinner last night and all I got was this stupid tee shirt, a glowing jewel, and murdered. #monsterdon

mummy: "i want my baaallllss.... give me back my baaalllss..."

#monsterdon

I think these orbs are NFTs. They have no worth but are priced in ever escalating imaginary values. #Monsterdon

"stick a phaser pedal on it"
- the sound guy, probably
#monsterdon

Hey, I had a crystal like that and it never glowed!

#Monsterdon

@Louisa wait until she eats the spinach #Monsterdon

Brother... brother... brother...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon that big ass diamond is worth $50??

That's a D20, right?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

seriously they are all so icky

#monsterdon If Kaiju movies have taught me anything this lady is about to summon Gamera.

Oh boy, she laughts like a squirrel!
#monsterdon
#timetravaler

@whiskeysailor Yes, but there is definitely a mummy... somewhere... probably...

We definitely saw it move around a bit before it stopped existing in the movie.

#Monsterdon

Vogel tring to be budget Travolta I see with that pompadour

#monsterdon

Yes! The mummy has acidic fungus for blood!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Weird restaurant name… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

If I had a character named Ken Melrose, I would not include a shop sign named "Off Melrose" in my movie involving mummy murder. But that's just me. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne eh in this case I think it really contributed nothing, it's very skippable

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Sherri seems to have trouble using a knife and fork.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

THAT’S NOT HOW A TURNTABLE WORKS SHARI BELAFONTE!!!

#Monsterdon

Next he'll have to go to Off Off Melrose.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Shit! This is bad. I better call the police. Oh wait, I am the police.
#monsterdon

"I can get half a dozen of these from Spencer Gifts for 50 bucks!"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

oh good lord greg

Ok, those 5000 year old super alien diamonds are absolutely plastic. I just saw the seam where it was molded.

#Monsterdon

Oh God... "it wasn't a mummy, it was a daddy." I didn't sign up for 80's dad jokes. 🥲 #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

That news broadcast was fuckin' comedy gold.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That blowhard better not be getting frisky with the DJ because I am in love with her.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

This reminds me i was at the Tut’s tomb exhibit at the Houston science museum for my last checkup and i didn’t see anything like our tomb in there, no surprise I guess. BTW, the exhibit is all reproductions of stuff from what i can tell, although very good reproductions. Worth it to see? Sure but don’t feel too bad if you miss it, their permanent ancient Egypt exhibit is as good or better.

#monsterdon

Anyway look at all the trouble you have to go through just to rob a grave:

#monsterdon she laughs like Popeye

Photographer / DJ

#monsterdon #timewalker

Anyone else remember the show PM Magazine? They had that dynamic and it was always super weird.

#monsterdon

Ah the days when your girlfriend could catch you red-handed staring at another naked woman and a present is all it takes to make up for it

At least now I have someone to root for the mummy to kill off

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Our radio hostess is the daughter of Harry Belafonte! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Wait... The person who takes pictures for the news...

is on the radio?

Not... paper?

I guess... she can describe the pictures over the radio?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon All the guys huh? She's a busy girl… but have been quite a Nickel Night!

The best job in the 70s/80s College Radio DJ. #monsterdon

Boobies

He was staring at her for Boobies

Did you really have to ask?

#Monsterdon

Oh, it's the electrical supply room.

#monsterdon #timewalker

WAIT

KCIS IS A REAL RADIO STATION

they're fundamentalist assholes broadcasting hate propaganda

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

ACAB #monsterdon #timewalker1982

I don't know what room I'm looking at, or if it's supposed to be that messy.

#monsterdon #timewalker

@diazona

Dang! I was looking at the tootstream. There should be some audible mammary alert inserted into the film for watch parties.

#Monsterdon

radio station KCIS, ha ha, iswydt #Monsterdon movie

...if I saw anything suspicious. Well, all of the connections for the router are all out of sequence for those ports. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh, she does photography and radio too!!!

#Monsterdon

KCIS, all Science Radio, located in the Science building.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

"Oh, Dick"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

#monsterdon
Oh no, not the electrical supplies!

DIck. Traveland.

#monsterdon

Sherry is correct here.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Captain "Gee" Willikers of the Connecticut Willikers?

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Shari Belafonte-Harper-Time-Walker!

#Monsterdon

Uh oh... the mummy must now go vindicate it's... uh... baubles? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Oh shit! Mummy has a tray of computer parts! He's about to build a new Amiga and play space invaders! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

I think captain willoughby might be a gonner

Looks like the frat boys moved into the electrical supply room.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Crystal raspberries are a girl’s best friend! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker