#monsterdon that big ass diamond is worth $50??

That's a D20, right?

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seriously they are all so icky

#monsterdon If Kaiju movies have taught me anything this lady is about to summon Gamera.

Oh boy, she laughts like a squirrel!
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@whiskeysailor Yes, but there is definitely a mummy... somewhere... probably...

We definitely saw it move around a bit before it stopped existing in the movie.

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Vogel tring to be budget Travolta I see with that pompadour

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Yes! The mummy has acidic fungus for blood!

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Weird restaurant name… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

If I had a character named Ken Melrose, I would not include a shop sign named "Off Melrose" in my movie involving mummy murder. But that's just me. #Monsterdon

Death to bad pun makers. #monsterdon

Treatment for ancient green dermotropic glop: soak affected limb in a lasagna pan.

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@JoeWynne eh in this case I think it really contributed nothing, it's very skippable

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Sherri seems to have trouble using a knife and fork.

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THAT’S NOT HOW A TURNTABLE WORKS SHARI BELAFONTE!!!

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@SnoopJ I really only have one joke when it comes to this movie, sorry

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Next he'll have to go to Off Off Melrose.
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Shit! This is bad. I better call the police. Oh wait, I am the police.
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"I can get half a dozen of these from Spencer Gifts for 50 bucks!"

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oh good lord greg

Ok, those 5000 year old super alien diamonds are absolutely plastic. I just saw the seam where it was molded.

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Oh God... "it wasn't a mummy, it was a daddy." I didn't sign up for 80's dad jokes. 🥲 #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

That blowhard better not be getting frisky with the DJ because I am in love with her.

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That news broadcast was fuckin' comedy gold.

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This reminds me i was at the Tut’s tomb exhibit at the Houston science museum for my last checkup and i didn’t see anything like our tomb in there, no surprise I guess. BTW, the exhibit is all reproductions of stuff from what i can tell, although very good reproductions. Worth it to see? Sure but don’t feel too bad if you miss it, their permanent ancient Egypt exhibit is as good or better.

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Anyway look at all the trouble you have to go through just to rob a grave:

#monsterdon she laughs like Popeye

This guy realizing what kinda movie he's in

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That is your name isn't it... Dick? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Photographer / DJ

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Anyone else remember the show PM Magazine? They had that dynamic and it was always super weird.

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Ah the days when your girlfriend could catch you red-handed staring at another naked woman and a present is all it takes to make up for it

At least now I have someone to root for the mummy to kill off

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Our radio hostess is the daughter of Harry Belafonte! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Wait... The person who takes pictures for the news...

is on the radio?

Not... paper?

I guess... she can describe the pictures over the radio?

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#monsterdon All the guys huh? She's a busy girl… but have been quite a Nickel Night!

The best job in the 70s/80s College Radio DJ. #monsterdon

Boobies

He was staring at her for Boobies

Did you really have to ask?

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Oh, it's the electrical supply room.

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WAIT

KCIS IS A REAL RADIO STATION

they're fundamentalist assholes broadcasting hate propaganda

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ACAB #monsterdon #timewalker1982

I don't know what room I'm looking at, or if it's supposed to be that messy.

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@diazona

Dang! I was looking at the tootstream. There should be some audible mammary alert inserted into the film for watch parties.

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radio station KCIS, ha ha, iswydt #Monsterdon movie

KCIS, all Science Radio, located in the Science building.

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...if I saw anything suspicious. Well, all of the connections for the router are all out of sequence for those ports. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh, she does photography and radio too!!!

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"Oh, Dick"

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Oh no, not the electrical supplies!

DIck. Traveland.

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Sherry is correct here.

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Captain "Gee" Willikers of the Connecticut Willikers?

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Oh shit! Mummy has a tray of computer parts! He's about to build a new Amiga and play space invaders! #monsterdon

Shari Belafonte-Harper-Time-Walker!

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Uh oh... the mummy must now go vindicate it's... uh... baubles? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

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I think captain willoughby might be a gonner

Looks like the frat boys moved into the electrical supply room.

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@moira Another week of Monsterdon, another field of science horribly misconstrued.
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Crystal raspberries are a girl’s best friend! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

we'll keep it UNDER WRAPS lol

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@klu9 The green stuff was probably derived from jalapeños #monsterdon

Her present is to be hunted by the mummy!! #Monsterdon

I hope this guy gets the Pharonic funeral treatment -- while he's still alive.

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i looked away and thought we were going to get a sapphic bechdel pass and it was the upset gf spying on some tiddies, unfortunately heterosexuality intervened #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow No sex please, we're being held captive in space.

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Person creeping around spying on other girls while changing.

Well, he has a present, so let's not really reconsider the relationship.

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@hollie still waiting for someone to make a good decision

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#monsterdon Sherry, I like nubile little antigravity titties! See how the nipples point up to the ceiling? They're MAGIC. Now forgive me and fetch me some coffee you stupid WENCH.

What? Watchng her adjust her bra? Come on. #Monsterdon

Noting says "I love you" like mummy balls. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Classic 80's movie scene every film needs/has. #monsterdon

dump him sherri, he ain't worth it.

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👀 Look for abrupt edits without resolution.

Uncredited producer Roger Corman saw the original cut and knew the sluggish pace needed to be accelerated.

He demanded that 15 minutes be cut and this led to unfortunate decisions.

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"look, in my defense, she did have her top off" #Monsterdon

sure hope that poor mummy doesn’t get hazed pledging #Monsterdon

Is the professor the next-of-kin for the student? Why was the doctor sharing confidential patient info with him?

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#monsterdon We'll expose you when You're all mummyfied!

Oh so awkward when you peep on the wrong coed. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so what's this kid dying of? he looks fine

The mummy fungus has only eaten his hand, and they are already writing him off. "Take care of yourself."
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We have a coffee maker!

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Doc’s got my back! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Boy seems pretty chipper for a guy about to lose an arm #Monsterdon

@josh0 Can't do that, it's not done basting yet!

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Bewbs. Didn't show that on MST3K. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Surprised it took 27 minutes before the required topless scene in this 80s movie #monsterdon

aw yeah
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ewwww, creeper!

lol, he was creeping on her housemate!

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And the doctor confirms that everything was destroyed anyway. They can't really save the hand.

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27 minutes to titty. le sigh.

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Gosh, chop that hand off already!
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I was wondering when they would remember that amputation is a thing! #Monsterdon

Um. Amputate that hand. Like now. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"My mother told me this would happen if I masturbated, but I didn't believe her!"
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80s: time for bewbs!

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@neia Sure they are! For tomorrow's lunch. It's leftovers!

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My professional advice is to chop that shit off at the should—took the words right out of my mouth, lady

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@kris_of_pnictogen Caltech doesn't have an archaeology department, I don't think many (any?) engineering schools do, which just makes it a weird choice.

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actually, the finger incident is just x-ray burn. sorry.

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why is this dude's hand still on this dude

Why are you keeping the killer space fungus wet and fed on flesh?
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