did we not have a microphone for this scene? #monsterdon

@socketwench

But so well-insulated

#Monsterdon

Also, why the heck is the ancient Egyptian mummy fascinated with nuclear power?

I feel like even Danger Radiation wouldn’t cause knowledge of nuclear power #Monsterdon

‘Horrible! Face’

‘Whose face was it?’

‘Mommy!’

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Didn't know the ancient Egyptians wrote with brown sharpie, did you. Shows what _you_ know.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Getting all sciency again. Now we’re just new a machine that goes “ping.” Screech! Good enough.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I too would give no second thoughts to the strange warm glowing diamond necklace that my archaeologist boyfriend brought home. 🙄
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

WoowoowoowoowooWOOWOOWOO! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

*Touches wires*

*Electricity does NOT crackle or spark.*

*Instead a really badly CG implemented red glow occurs.*

Really? They couldn't even be bothered to do like a 12V battery spark or something?

#Monsterdon

This mummy is not FCC compliant. #Monsterdon

King Tut: Boy electrician

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

John Cleese voice: Bring me the machine that goes ping!
#monsterdon

Monster is about to hot-wire the radio station to phone home. #monsterdon

Mummies, well known for being crap electricians.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

batteries recharged!
#monsterdon

"look ma, budget tech props!" #monsterdon

okay so the time mummy IS trying to do scifi shit. okay that's something #monsterdon

the mummy has adapted AWFULLY QUICKLY to the existence of electromagnetism #monsterdon

@starkraving666 @jeffron

Set up a practice with She-Hulk, Attorney-at-Law?

#Monsterdon

Honestly those things are so much cheaper at spencer gifts, dude, just

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

We'll burn the fungus off with lasers!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

@diazona i mean there *was* a lightbulb down there when they found him #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

the heck?

Mummy no! Don't make a male male electrical plug!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Friend asks “the mummy has a heartbeat?”

#Monsterdon

OMG, serious for a moment: the lady in the interrogation room, wearing the lab coat and glasses, was pretty much my pure Roschian prototype of "so sexy I think I will die" as a tween in approximately 1982.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

that's not how electrical wiring works.....

#Monsterdon

Apparently the mummy was an electrician back in ancient Egypt

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

This movie owes us a view of the amputated barbecue hand #monsterdon

@nev The Atlanta-based Center for Minimum Legal Distinctness

#Monsterdon

"A horrible face... "
Man this is another Monsterdon movie that would work way better as a short story in Weird Tales. Ominously hinted at is better mood than "off screen cause we can't afford it"
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

meanwhile, in the plumbing system

#Monsterdon

The hand stenciled "By order of campus police" door sign looked real profesh and authentic. #monsterdon

@jeffron Mummy Lawyer would be a great sitcom #monsterdon #timewalker1982

"...it's pronounced Ti-may-mum-may"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The way I keep pressing buttons, you'd think I know what all this does. #Monsterdon

@josh0 woohoo! 🎉

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon when you don't make the CLOSED sign big enough, people just walk in all the time.

ya ya just put some um lines on the oscilloscope and um flip them #monsterdon

@jonny "Thanks for that, Norman Bates. Now, what did he look like?"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

don’t talk to the mummy police without your mummy lawyer present #Monsterdon

Greg’s chin has an ass.

#Monsterdon

If someone gives me a glowing necklace that doesn’t make me think warm so much as cheap…#Monsterdon

Ah yes, the esteemed Centre for Control of Disease. I suppose the CDC didn't want their (then) good name tarnished…

#Monsterdon

I mean all you really saw, Greg, was the arm

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Mommy? #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Yeah Willoughby, go back to Combe Magna where you belong

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Good thing he can't read.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

How rude to talk about mummy's face like that. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

"what did he look like"
"...mummy..."

well there's your case of mummyitis!!! #monsterdon

They really can’t afford to show a full mummy? A guy wrapped in cheap scraps?? They can only do an arm and a green filter??!
#monsterdon

"What did you see?"

"A horrible face!"

Literally just a bunch of wrappings. You didn't see a face. It was on camera, we've seen it. It's wrappings. You have to keep it off camera if you're going to do that...

#Monsterdon

We use a big "CLOSED" sign and a hand-written note instead of police tape or crime scene tape. Don't ask.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

why are they in the dark #monsterdon #timewalker1982

They really wanted Sam Jones for this part, but fortunately for him, he was busy shooting Flash Gordon

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

t-t-t-time mummy

#monsterdon

Oh shit, I forgot about #Monsterdon tonight :pensive_cowboy:

Have fun tonight, y'all

@pngwen congrats! 🎉

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

HE just keeps crying and staring off into the distance. #Monsterdon

Hey, at least the movie knows cops are shit
#monsterdon

Atlanta Center For Control Disease.

I didn't know control freaks were diseased.

#monsterdon #timewalker

#monsterdon Isn't Capt. Willoughby of the university police?

Maybe they should call the real police for a violent assault?

@jonny

🎵 Every kiss begins with an ominous hummmm... 🎵

#Monsterdon

Look, _Doogie_, I don't care if you ARE a surgeon

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

the 'Atlanta Center for Control of Diseases'?

and the 'California Institute of Science'?

Have these kids never made out before‽ #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Let’s just stand around and watch this fungus kill everyone and get worse. Ahhhh, CDC, they'll sort this out. Just like they did COVID. This will be amazing.

KCIS is in Seattle. #monsterdon

Greg...Hoser...you said? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon

This ancient dual trace oscilloscope shows that we know what we are doing, despite our lack of pipes.

You know this doctor is intelligent because she has Big Glasses

#Monsterdon

Mummy want boooobs #monsterdon

"Cant you let the kid cry?"

"Could you keep making out through the noise? Clown."

#monsterdon #timewalker

…you’re unconcerned by a glowing hot amulet? #monsterdon

@xerozohar

But still, he's here all week!

#Monsterdon

Tough night for the babysitter.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

In fairness, the homicidal mummy should have attacked both of them, not just the girl #monsterdon

That was really scary when the mummy just took the necklace and didn't do anything else.

(Ok, she did get infected, but it's pretty darned clear that wasn't by design, just a side effect of being touched.)

#Monsterdon

Mummy screen time: 5 frames of his arm in slow mo
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"Can't you let the kid cry? I'm horny."
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

Mummy 1, Fratboy 0

Imhotep does not like veal #monsterdon

wow, she didn't last long.

#monsterdon

oh shit, a baby crying from nowhere

sadiko must be nearby, everybody's gonna die

AND there she goes one down

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

FUNNY HOW the MUMMY NECKLACE I GAVE YOU has started LIGHTING UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS LIGHT and GIVING OFF AN OMINOUS HUM. #monsterdon

It’s fake Jaws music!!!!
#Monsterdon

finally #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

That couple is doing sex wrong.

No touchy!

#Monsterdon

Baby meets walker mummy. Sheri meets walker mummy and dies. Almost dies. Gets fungus on chest.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Shots of the blinking Ultraman timer on the mummy's heavily wrapped chest do not count for mummy screen time. That's just the camera an wearing a ratty towel.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Newpa_Hasai More common than you'd think! Research scale reactors are pretty small. UCI has one in the building sort of across the street from me.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, kid, I'd cry too with that wallpaper.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

Not the only warm pearl necklace happening tonight #monsterdon

I was promised Brendan Frasier.

#monsterdon #timewalker

"Oh, it's so warm..." Yeah, that's the gamma radiation.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

In the 80s, even babies had big hair.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "It's so warm!"

That is not a good thing for a mysterious glowing crystal.

That was like the worst make out scene EVAR #Monsterdon

Don't touch mummy juxtaposed with baby touching contaminated mummy jewel
#monsterdon