t-t-t-time mummy

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Oh shit, I forgot about #Monsterdon tonight :pensive_cowboy:

Have fun tonight, y'all

@pngwen congrats! 🎉

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HE just keeps crying and staring off into the distance. #Monsterdon

Hey, at least the movie knows cops are shit
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The attacker had Tren de Aragua tattoos, right? #monsterdon

Atlanta Center For Control Disease.

I didn't know control freaks were diseased.

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#monsterdon Isn't Capt. Willoughby of the university police?

Maybe they should call the real police for a violent assault?

good cop, sad desperate cop begging with the perp like they're his cheating wife cop #monsterdon

@jonny

🎵 Every kiss begins with an ominous hummmm... 🎵

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Look, _Doogie_, I don't care if you ARE a surgeon

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the 'Atlanta Center for Control of Diseases'?

and the 'California Institute of Science'?

Have these kids never made out before‽ #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Let’s just stand around and watch this fungus kill everyone and get worse. Ahhhh, CDC, they'll sort this out. Just like they did COVID. This will be amazing.

KCIS is in Seattle. #monsterdon

Greg...Hoser...you said? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

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This ancient dual trace oscilloscope shows that we know what we are doing, despite our lack of pipes.

You know this doctor is intelligent because she has Big Glasses

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Mummy want boooobs #monsterdon

"Cant you let the kid cry?"

"Could you keep making out through the noise? Clown."

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…you’re unconcerned by a glowing hot amulet? #monsterdon

@xerozohar

But still, he's here all week!

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Tough night for the babysitter.
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In fairness, the homicidal mummy should have attacked both of them, not just the girl #monsterdon

That was really scary when the mummy just took the necklace and didn't do anything else.

(Ok, she did get infected, but it's pretty darned clear that wasn't by design, just a side effect of being touched.)

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Mummy screen time: 5 frames of his arm in slow mo
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that's a hell of a scorch mark.

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"Can't you let the kid cry? I'm horny."
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Mummy 1, Fratboy 0

Imhotep does not like veal #monsterdon

wow, she didn't last long.

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oh shit, a baby crying from nowhere

sadiko must be nearby, everybody's gonna die

AND there she goes one down

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FUNNY HOW the MUMMY NECKLACE I GAVE YOU has started LIGHTING UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS LIGHT and GIVING OFF AN OMINOUS HUM. #monsterdon

It’s fake Jaws music!!!!
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finally #monsterdon

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That couple is doing sex wrong.

No touchy!

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Baby meets walker mummy. Sheri meets walker mummy and dies. Almost dies. Gets fungus on chest.

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Shots of the blinking Ultraman timer on the mummy's heavily wrapped chest do not count for mummy screen time. That's just the camera an wearing a ratty towel.
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@Newpa_Hasai More common than you'd think! Research scale reactors are pretty small. UCI has one in the building sort of across the street from me.

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Yeah, kid, I'd cry too with that wallpaper.

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I was promised Brendan Frasier.

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Not the only warm pearl necklace happening tonight #monsterdon

"Oh, it's so warm..." Yeah, that's the gamma radiation.

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In the 80s, even babies had big hair.

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#monsterdon "It's so warm!"

That is not a good thing for a mysterious glowing crystal.

That was like the worst make out scene EVAR #Monsterdon

Don't touch mummy juxtaposed with baby touching contaminated mummy jewel
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The gamma rays it's giving off make it very attractive #monsterdon

The baby has it figured out. You're glowing, this is glowing, this must be yours! #Monsterdon

"I promise you, you'll be the first reporter I see."

"Just make sure you tell me how the Gay Agenda is responsible, okay?"

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why do they keep showing us an ominous floodlight #monsterdon

the sheer raw sexual energy of "Time Walker"! #monsterdon

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I love the science research security going: Hey, whoever touched this mummy... Sir, we are reviewing your science funding and protocols..

@diazona I mean, it's just a very slightly fancy dinner.

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These are frat boys. The mummy fungus is going to become an STD in about 30 more seconds.

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mummy orbs are not a toy!

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Ever realize that you could be watching Bubba Ho-tep instead?

Yeah....yeah....me too.

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"Oh, it's so warm"

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@Louisa

Look at Casanova here, with all her fancy moves!

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Best parents ever! Using the baby's crib as a coat rack... awesome! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Oh no!!! She left the bauble in the baby’s crib!!

Surely that’s a choking hazard #Monsterdon

The mummy is gonna save the baby from a choking hazard.

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The infant has been chosen by the Time Crystal
It is now an Emissary of the Fungus

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I laugh if the kid swallowed that. #monsterdon

ONLY A KCIS DEALS IN ABSOLUTES #Monsterdon

it's not easy, seeing green

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@Newpa_Hasai That seems like embarrassingly little to justify all this

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SWALLOW THE JEWEL KID! Do us all a favor.
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Cue the mummy and baby jokes

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It's a mood crystal. Current mood is Douchey with a chance of Gross.

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LOL what were they doing #Monsterdon

These space diamonds look like they should be hanging off the pull cord to a light at Grandma's house.

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The fungus in that guy's asscrack is also extremely dangerous

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we all start our interviews with 'to whom it may concern' I guess

#monsterdon I apologize in advance if the mummy eats the babby. Again, there was nothing on the doesTheDogDie webpage about this when I made the CW post...

Did they just curse the baby?

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I've seen this movie MSTed a couple of times, and only JUST NOW has it occurred to me to wonder, if this mummy is radioactive or something because it got zapped with TEN TIMES (GASP) THE X-RAY DOSE, could they find it with a Geiger counter or something? 🤔

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#monsterdon you can uh, use your arms when you're making out. You don't have to plank and just rub your faces together

Baby's got a time jewel.

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Mummy speed, engaged #monsterdon

Oh maybe we should have a running counter for the screen time of our weekly movie monsters. Like actual screen time. Not counting Mummy vision or him laying there in a coffin covered in so much Sarcophacally Transmitted Du...Fungus
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So, this mummy has an ARC reactor on her chest?
Oh my gosh, the mummy is Tony Stark!
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"not until midnight"

weeell, you'll be dead by then.

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I really hope the mummy gets every one of them that touched his crystal balls #Monsterdon

Don't tell mom the babysitter's getting railed #Monsterdon

Well heck he'll make a great dad

In about nine months

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boooo put Linda back on

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MORK CALLING ORSON

COME IN ORSON

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Pantsuits of the damned!

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It's confusing to have a character named Sherrie who's not played by Shari Belafonte #monsterdon

Now the beads are pulsating? Since when did they pulsate? Are they radioactive?

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I took Sherrie out for a nice seafood dinner last night and all I got was this stupid tee shirt, a glowing jewel, and murdered. #monsterdon

mummy: "i want my baaallllss.... give me back my baaalllss..."

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I think these orbs are NFTs. They have no worth but are priced in ever escalating imaginary values. #Monsterdon

YES, YOUR ORB HAS ONE (1) INCOMING CALL

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"stick a phaser pedal on it"
- the sound guy, probably
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Hey, I had a crystal like that and it never glowed!

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@Louisa wait until she eats the spinach #Monsterdon

Brother... brother... brother...

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