@Taweret Are they Egyptian rats? #monsterdon

Pigs hate rats. Noted. :blobcat_beret_coffee: #monsterdon

Seriously, super-evolved alien that once traveled the universe, maybe learn how to detect color? You're kind of going to need it out there I imagine.

#Monsterdon

Wait—rats?#Monsterdon

Oh, sorry, campus security. Who can now recognize the alien fungus on a door frame.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

And they never visited the Hospitality and Hotel Management wing again!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

I appreciate how the time mummy who's infected with green mold also has green-hued vision though.

@Louisa just wondering, you mean the rodents, not the frat boys?
#Monsterdon

I refuse to believe that even a campus radio station for a school of that apparent prosperity would use an Akai[?]combination receiver/cassette-player.

#monsterdon
#TimeWalker

Wait a second… is this the same space fungus from Space Master X-7‽ #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

[alien humming the MacGyver theme]

#monsterdon #timeWalker

Cops doing what they do best (running away and screaming in terror)
#monsterdon

@wohali They thought they'd wandered into Nosferatu #monsterdon

Geez, are the Paris catacombs underneath this college?! #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA WALKER ⏳🚶‍♂️

REVIEWS! 1/2

"all-too-predictable with little suspense or excitement to look forward to".
- David Linck (Box Office)

"ludicrously illiterate"
"...pathetic attempt at turning mummy movies into a contemporary Close Encounters of the Third Kind."
- Patrice Smith (Evansville Courier & Press)

#TimeWalker

this movie is succeeding at reminding me how much better The Thing is #Monsterdon

Okay, but this is probably a TRIGA reactor. So unless the mummy goes swimming...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

It's just plain rude to interrupt the rat orgy!
#monsterdon

Depending on the definition of "passionate argument," I might or might not have Bingo.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

If the doctor takes off those glasses and let's her hair out of that bun, we'll have a whole different movie.

#Monsterdon

@steggy Fake Sean Connery accent... I don't have to continue... #SNLTrebek #monsterdon

Stanley just wants to make sure the student professor relationship is legit and above board. He understands the power dynamics. #monsterdon #TeamStanley

Rats repel cops, it is known. #monsterdon

Cops running from rats is the only realistic thing I've seen so far. #Monsterdon

Why does this movie suddenly have rats???
#Monsterdon

Aw rats. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Taweret So basically he wasn't important enough to rob? LOL #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

@guyjantic y'know even there you said "does *he* count as a man" 🤔

but seriously though I believe the gender of the mummy, if it even has any gender, is as yet undetermined

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I don't understand how he's getting around town. Why doesn't anyone notice the mummy walking around? How does he even know how to work a stick shift?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon ugh why is the university crawling with rats?! Is this even mummy related

#monsterdon Who had Blob on there bingo card?

cops always go running when they see a few rats, haha

#monsterdon

Ok, that was cool. Can we have multiple mummies infecting everyone? Please and thank you.
#Monsterdon

@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net Every Sunday!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

🐀 🐁 🐀

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Stanley is 100% a sex pest. #Monsterdon

dude going around handing out his death balls

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon lemme read from the Scroll of Movie Exposition

She’s probably dead now.

#Monsterdon

So we've got the terminal from Severance, and now we've got the goo from it too?

#monsterdon #timewalker

Wait... this is 100% a Doctor Who story. This is a Doctor Lite episode. He's gonna show up for the last 5 minutes to take Space Tut back home.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

They Therac-25'd her! #Monsterdon

it's armus #monsterdon #timewalker1982

@Somarasu you allready sait tha... nuthin #monsterdon

That's a great scream. I bet that got her the gig. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That x-ray is about to set Purity off the chain! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

Well, now I don't know who to trust: an electrical engineering major or a mummy 🤷‍♀️

#Monsterdon

The fungus hulked out!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Too late, she's black pudding now.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

Oops, that call to not x-ray the girl was a little late. And why is the x-ray machine set up in a storage room, anyway?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Ohhh science graphs!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

We have mold activation!

Did they not have hoods for this kind of thing in the 1980s?

#Monsterdon

@guyjantic these are the kinds of philosophical questions I joined this hashtag for

#monsterdon

Very important to have two separate buttons for "up" and "down"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

So now we're doing The Blob??
#monsterdon

who spirit gum'd this man's moustache on you have put it practically inside his nose #monsterdon

I think that chocolate pudding has gone bad #Monsterdon

Oh hey, that terminal looks familiar.

#monsterdon #timewalker

The sample does not obey conservation of mass #monsterdon

@Somarasu I'm pretty sure the only time travel that occurs is time passes on its own out of everyone's control including the "time walker's" 😆

#Monsterdon

University deans apparently need the high salaries to deal with this kinda stuff, obviously

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

I would like to know more about this displaced mastoid process we've heard so little about

By my outdated 70s moustache, I WILL get to the bottom of this! #Monsterdon

nice, look at that fucking terminal. that's the kind of antiques i came here to see tonight.

#monsterdon

So.... is the fungus the walker? is the walker the fungus? Where does time come into it?

#monsterdon #timewalker

Stupid heathkit oscilloscope!

#monsterdon #timeWalker

#monsterdon Yup, pretty much what happens when you wake up the mummy using ten times too many X-Rays, and of course, by this point, the burn marks on the core casts gonads would really start to itch, right before the gangrene set in. That explains the horniness... lol

#monsterdon hey is it me or has nothing about time travel occurred yet

What is their relationship, that he sits on the dean's desk like that? #Monsterdon

@somarasu 🤞
#Monsterdon

cant get anything out of a witness without sitting on the corner of the table, thats just basic cop stuff CAPTAIN

#Monsterdon

i'm catching like 30% of the dialogue so sory if i am just hoping for things that have already been made text in the movie #monsterdon

You don't just _look_ ridiculous, you _are_ redic

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Why are movies like this always about Egypt?

How come the Romans never encountered aliens? Or the ancient Chinese?

@YsengrinWolf omg yes my thoughts exactly

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon this whole campus is gonna be like Chernobyl if they dont do something about this mummy

The dialogue makes me think the title should have been Time Fungus, not Time Walker #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

it didn't kill Tut, though. They don't even have Tut's mummy.

@randy_s I hope there's a sequel, with the squirrel! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Ah, so Tutankhamen died due to contact with the Time Walker's fungus. Interesting take (and why didn't Tut have a fungus-laden mummy?)

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

So... how did the ancient Egyptians get the alien into the tomb without being flesh-eaten?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Uncle Ven Harris?

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unc' van harris

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Now, I’m no doctor, but this display seems to indicate your shit’s all fucked up. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

This monster is about to go back in time to 16th century Scotland, or dial the star gate. #monsterdon

Enough about that, tell me about his sexy xiphoid process...

#monsterdon #timeWalker

KING tut
he's my favourite mummy
king TUT
ate an alien like a dummy!

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Is the mummy trying to "E.T. Phone home"?
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

@trixter It's always in the last place you left it. #Monsterdon

It's the alien version of the Cracker Barrel Peg Game. #monsterdon

"mummy... touch.... cables... which.... as i have.... recently learned.... transmit something callled... ....... 𝘊𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛"

#monsterdon

Mummy is building a spaceship to get the hell away from these people.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay forget ancient Aliens who is this ancient squirrel that tells stories about king Tutankhamun, I sense some real money there. #auditoryProcessing

Oh no you don't, you asshole mummy! You do not hurt the gorgeous DJ! NO!

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

Look, I majored in electrical engineering, and I can tell you wires don't work like that.

#monsterdon #timewalker

I hate it when I displace my mastoid process.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

"...displaced mastoid process"
"Hate it when that happens"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Like 7 additional ribs... #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear _extremely_ so

#monsterdon #TimeWalker