University deans apparently need the high salaries to deal with this kinda stuff, obviously
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
I would like to know more about this displaced mastoid process we've heard so little about
By my outdated 70s moustache, I WILL get to the bottom of this! #Monsterdon
nice, look at that fucking terminal. that's the kind of antiques i came here to see tonight.
So.... is the fungus the walker? is the walker the fungus? Where does time come into it?
Stupid heathkit oscilloscope!
#monsterdon Yup, pretty much what happens when you wake up the mummy using ten times too many X-Rays, and of course, by this point, the burn marks on the core casts gonads would really start to itch, right before the gangrene set in. That explains the horniness... lol
#monsterdon hey is it me or has nothing about time travel occurred yet
What is their relationship, that he sits on the dean's desk like that? #Monsterdon
@somarasu π€
#Monsterdon
cant get anything out of a witness without sitting on the corner of the table, thats just basic cop stuff CAPTAIN
i'm catching like 30% of the dialogue so sory if i am just hoping for things that have already been made text in the movie #monsterdon
You don't just _look_ ridiculous, you _are_ redic
They are all on triple secret probation! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Are you my mummy? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
#monsterdon Why are movies like this always about Egypt?
How come the Romans never encountered aliens? Or the ancient Chinese?
@YsengrinWolf omg yes my thoughts exactly
#monsterdon this whole campus is gonna be like Chernobyl if they dont do something about this mummy
The dialogue makes me think the title should have been Time Fungus, not Time Walker #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
it didn't kill Tut, though. They don't even have Tut's mummy.
@randy_s I hope there's a sequel, with the squirrel! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker π€·πΎββοΈπ₯πΏ
Ah, so Tutankhamen died due to contact with the Time Walker's fungus. Interesting take (and why didn't Tut have a fungus-laden mummy?)
So... how did the ancient Egyptians get the alien into the tomb without being flesh-eaten?
Uncle Ven Harris?
unc' van harris
Now, Iβm no doctor, but this display seems to indicate your shitβs all fucked up. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Enough about that, tell me about his sexy xiphoid process...
This monster is about to go back in time to 16th century Scotland, or dial the star gate. #monsterdon
KING tut
he's my favourite mummy
king TUT
ate an alien like a dummy!
Is the mummy trying to "E.T. Phone home"?
#monsterdon
#timetraveler
The mummy is thanos and is going to collect all his balls and snap and half of everyone will loose their balls or something idk I don't watch Marvel movies
@trixter It's always in the last place you left it. #Monsterdon
It's the alien version of the Cracker Barrel Peg Game. #monsterdon
"mummy... touch.... cables... which.... as i have.... recently learned.... transmit something callled... ....... πππππππ"
Mummy is building a spaceship to get the hell away from these people.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon okay forget ancient Aliens who is this ancient squirrel that tells stories about king Tutankhamun, I sense some real money there. #auditoryProcessing
Oh no you don't, you asshole mummy! You do not hurt the gorgeous DJ! NO!
Look, I majored in electrical engineering, and I can tell you wires don't work like that.
I hate it when I displace my mastoid process.
"...displaced mastoid process"
"Hate it when that happens"
Like 7 additional ribs... #Monsterdon
@cocaine_owlbear _extremely_ so
did we not have a microphone for this scene? #monsterdon
Also, why the heck is the ancient Egyptian mummy fascinated with nuclear power?
I feel like even Danger Radiation wouldnβt cause knowledge of nuclear power #Monsterdon
Didn't know the ancient Egyptians wrote with brown sharpie, did you. Shows what _you_ know.
Getting all sciency again. Now weβre just new a machine that goes βping.β Screech! Good enough.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
I too would give no second thoughts to the strange warm glowing diamond necklace that my archaeologist boyfriend brought home. π
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
WoowoowoowoowooWOOWOOWOO! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon
*Touches wires*
*Electricity does NOT crackle or spark.*
*Instead a really badly CG implemented red glow occurs.*
Really? They couldn't even be bothered to do like a 12V battery spark or something?
This mummy is not FCC compliant. #Monsterdon
King Tut: Boy electrician
John Cleese voice: Bring me the machine that goes ping!
#monsterdon
Monster is about to hot-wire the radio station to phone home. #monsterdon
Mummies, well known for being crap electricians.
batteries recharged!
#monsterdon
"look ma, budget tech props!" #monsterdon
okay so the time mummy IS trying to do scifi shit. okay that's something #monsterdon
the mummy has adapted AWFULLY QUICKLY to the existence of electromagnetism #monsterdon
Honestly those things are so much cheaper at spencer gifts, dude, just
We'll burn the fungus off with lasers!
@diazona i mean there *was* a lightbulb down there when they found him #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
the heck?
late to #monsterdon this looks great
Mummy no! Don't make a male male electrical plug!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Friend asks βthe mummy has a heartbeat?β
OMG, serious for a moment: the lady in the interrogation room, wearing the lab coat and glasses, was pretty much my pure Roschian prototype of "so sexy I think I will die" as a tween in approximately 1982.
that's not how electrical wiring works.....
Apparently the mummy was an electrician back in ancient Egypt
This movie owes us a view of the amputated barbecue hand #monsterdon
@nev The Atlanta-based Center for Minimum Legal Distinctness
"A horrible face... "
Man this is another Monsterdon movie that would work way better as a short story in Weird Tales. Ominously hinted at is better mood than "off screen cause we can't afford it"
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
meanwhile, in the plumbing system
The hand stenciled "By order of campus police" door sign looked real profesh and authentic. #monsterdon
@jeffron Mummy Lawyer would be a great sitcom #monsterdon #timewalker1982
"...it's pronounced Ti-may-mum-may"
The way I keep pressing buttons, you'd think I know what all this does. #Monsterdon
@josh0 woohoo! π
#monsterdon when you don't make the CLOSED sign big enough, people just walk in all the time.
ya ya just put some um lines on the oscilloscope and um flip them #monsterdon
@jonny "Thanks for that, Norman Bates. Now, what did he look like?"
donβt talk to the mummy police without your mummy lawyer present #Monsterdon
Gregβs chin has an ass.
If someone gives me a glowing necklace that doesnβt make me think warm so much as cheapβ¦#Monsterdon
Ah yes, the esteemed Centre for Control of Disease. I suppose the CDC didn't want their (then) good name tarnishedβ¦
I mean all you really saw, Greg, was the arm
Mommy? #monsterdon #timewalker1982
Yeah Willoughby, go back to Combe Magna where you belong
Good thing he can't read.
How rude to talk about mummy's face like that. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker π€·πΎββοΈπ₯πΏ
"what did he look like"
"...mummy..."
well there's your case of mummyitis!!! #monsterdon
They really canβt afford to show a full mummy? A guy wrapped in cheap scraps?? They can only do an arm and a green filter??!
#monsterdon
"What did you see?"
"A horrible face!"
Literally just a bunch of wrappings. You didn't see a face. It was on camera, we've seen it. It's wrappings. You have to keep it off camera if you're going to do that...
We use a big "CLOSED" sign and a hand-written note instead of police tape or crime scene tape. Don't ask.
why are they in the dark #monsterdon #timewalker1982
They really wanted Sam Jones for this part, but fortunately for him, he was busy shooting Flash Gordon