The mummy just wants their bobbles back #Monsterdon

This movie makes no fucking sense. AT ALL.
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Wait. Is the guy who grabbed the not-really-mummy being a dick to the woman in green... was he the assassin John Cusack killed in the high school hallway in Grosse Pointe Blank?

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OMG our youtube version had old tv ads in the middle including one for the Toyota Supra lmfao #monsterdon #timewalker1982

waitwaitwait the mummy can float? #monsterdon

We are now in the frat costume party portion of our film.

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@amyfou it's not easy, being green! #WrongThingy #monsterdon

Everyone had the correct reaction to that joke.

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#monsterdon there's so much unappealing kissing in this movie

time skateboarder

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The ADR wasn’t even trying that time

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WTF! MUMMY FLAOTS!?
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@PhoenixSerenity mx'xm, i'm watching #Monsterdon

Is it "our" fungus though, Ken?

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Conehead is a different movie, sir.

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t+0: "somebody musta broke in"
t+1: (green paste covering the entire door)
t+2: "it's the fungus"

and that's how you do a two second exposition scene to make sure everyone is still aware that the mummy fungus is happening #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Cone head!"

"Blues Brothers!"

"Let's us our actual costume as a joke costume for one scene." is a really recurring thing in low budget movies.
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Oh god her eye! #Monsterdon

I'd walk like an Egyptian for Cleo. #monsterdon

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Ugh. The "I dress up as a mummy" scene didn't work at all. Good God.

We're a little over halfway through in case you were wondering

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Yup, writers loved SNL. Conehead reference and Steve Martin King Tut references.

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The time walker does not walk as much as glide.

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@steggy @Louisa Mebbie they mean R.O.U.S. #WrongMovie #monsterdon

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⁉️ TRIVIA WALKER ⏳🚶‍♂️

REVIEWS! 2/2

Time Walker is a naively charming low-budget horror and sci-fi thriller, a real throwback to a more innocent time."
- Stuart Galbraith (DVD Talk)

"BOMB" rating, "...low-budget junk"
- Leonard Maltin

Not as bad as The Castle of Fu Manchu
- MST3K

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That’s no way to talk to The Slayer, Douchey McFratbro! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh was that a Bangles joke #Monsterdon

I feel for those rats. They were stuffed in there and some fell down. This is not OK. If there's a "no animals were harmed" message at the end of the movie, I call bullshit. Some rats were squished into a cupboard and probably did not feel good when they hit the floor.

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#monsterdon the goo expands under xrays

Roller Mummy

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The real monsters in this movie are the frat boys

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What were the rats for? I feel like I need more backstory on the rats.
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Mummy is still not quite as creepy as the boys in this #Monsterdon and still nothing timey-wimey not really living up to the title is it

Willoughby scream?

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The fungus is amoung us. #Monsterdon

@guyjantic I think that second row is pretty solid regardless! congrats! 🎉

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@Taweret Are they Egyptian rats? #monsterdon

Pigs hate rats. Noted. :blobcat_beret_coffee: #monsterdon

Seriously, super-evolved alien that once traveled the universe, maybe learn how to detect color? You're kind of going to need it out there I imagine.

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Wait—rats?#Monsterdon

Oh, sorry, campus security. Who can now recognize the alien fungus on a door frame.

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And they never visited the Hospitality and Hotel Management wing again!

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I appreciate how the time mummy who's infected with green mold also has green-hued vision though.

@Louisa just wondering, you mean the rodents, not the frat boys?
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I refuse to believe that even a campus radio station for a school of that apparent prosperity would use an Akai[?]combination receiver/cassette-player.

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Wait a second… is this the same space fungus from Space Master X-7‽ #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

[alien humming the MacGyver theme]

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Cops doing what they do best (running away and screaming in terror)
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@wohali They thought they'd wandered into Nosferatu #monsterdon

Geez, are the Paris catacombs underneath this college?! #Monsterdon

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REVIEWS! 1/2

"all-too-predictable with little suspense or excitement to look forward to".
- David Linck (Box Office)

"ludicrously illiterate"
"...pathetic attempt at turning mummy movies into a contemporary Close Encounters of the Third Kind."
- Patrice Smith (Evansville Courier & Press)

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this movie is succeeding at reminding me how much better The Thing is #Monsterdon

It's just plain rude to interrupt the rat orgy!
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Okay, but this is probably a TRIGA reactor. So unless the mummy goes swimming...

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Depending on the definition of "passionate argument," I might or might not have Bingo.

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If the doctor takes off those glasses and let's her hair out of that bun, we'll have a whole different movie.

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@steggy Fake Sean Connery accent... I don't have to continue... #SNLTrebek #monsterdon

Stanley just wants to make sure the student professor relationship is legit and above board. He understands the power dynamics. #monsterdon #TeamStanley

Rats repel cops, it is known. #monsterdon

Cops running from rats is the only realistic thing I've seen so far. #Monsterdon

Why does this movie suddenly have rats???
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Aw rats. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Taweret So basically he wasn't important enough to rob? LOL #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

@guyjantic y'know even there you said "does *he* count as a man" 🤔

but seriously though I believe the gender of the mummy, if it even has any gender, is as yet undetermined

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I don't understand how he's getting around town. Why doesn't anyone notice the mummy walking around? How does he even know how to work a stick shift?

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#monsterdon ugh why is the university crawling with rats?! Is this even mummy related

#monsterdon Who had Blob on there bingo card?

cops always go running when they see a few rats, haha

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Ok, that was cool. Can we have multiple mummies infecting everyone? Please and thank you.
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@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net Every Sunday!

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🐀 🐁 🐀

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Stanley is 100% a sex pest. #Monsterdon

dude going around handing out his death balls

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#monsterdon lemme read from the Scroll of Movie Exposition

She’s probably dead now.

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My god. It's yeast! #monsterdon

Amputation? So I assume they'll have to amputate this girl's neck

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So we've got the terminal from Severance, and now we've got the goo from it too?

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Wait... this is 100% a Doctor Who story. This is a Doctor Lite episode. He's gonna show up for the last 5 minutes to take Space Tut back home.
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They Therac-25'd her! #Monsterdon

it's armus #monsterdon #timewalker1982

@Somarasu you allready sait tha... nuthin #monsterdon

That's a great scream. I bet that got her the gig. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That x-ray is about to set Purity off the chain! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000

Well, now I don't know who to trust: an electrical engineering major or a mummy 🤷‍♀️

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The fungus hulked out!

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Too late, she's black pudding now.

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Oops, that call to not x-ray the girl was a little late. And why is the x-ray machine set up in a storage room, anyway?

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Ohhh science graphs!
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@guyjantic these are the kinds of philosophical questions I joined this hashtag for

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We have mold activation!

Did they not have hoods for this kind of thing in the 1980s?

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Very important to have two separate buttons for "up" and "down"

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So now we're doing The Blob??
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who spirit gum'd this man's moustache on you have put it practically inside his nose #monsterdon

I think that chocolate pudding has gone bad #Monsterdon

"It's an emergency! I've invented instant pudding!" #Monsterdon

Oh hey, that terminal looks familiar.

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The sample does not obey conservation of mass #monsterdon

@Somarasu I'm pretty sure the only time travel that occurs is time passes on its own out of everyone's control including the "time walker's" 😆

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