"Power Drain Is In Reactor Building" with blocky character graphics and flashing colors. Sheesh.

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That dude is what we used to call back in '82 "dead"

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Loving the computer graphics there, some 8-bit chic

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@apLundell just wants to play a game
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This is an alien mummy after all.. someone saw The Thing.. and f'ed it up.

If he can jump the orbs and leave only one on the board, he wins! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe some of them are schizo, 5? #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath #monsterdon

Hey….is it possible that those glass baubles are spare mummy space alien eyeballs?
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Is this the space equivalent of those little triangle puzzles with the wooden pegs?

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@diazona Oh, you're right! I was spending too much time shitposting and not enough scrutinizing my bingo card.

Bingo! (at some point in the past 30 minutes or so)

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I guess he's through with women after all!

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Mummy said "talk to the hand"
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mummy slapparoo!

that was very poorly shot #monsterdon

this mummy has not killed nearly enough of these annoying frat kids

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I don't think this movie had a fight choreographer. #Monsterdon

yes, thank you. rid the world of one more horny frat boy.

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Why is everybody so damn casual with the glowy necklace all the time? #monsterdon

This entire movie was worth it for that joke.

‘Nine months later, she was a mummy!’

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Wow. Burn. "Sorry, buddy, it's only a two seater." #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

lol, sorry buddy, it's only a two seater.

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Dude, this is clearly a *middle kingdom* party, get your Ptolemaic ass out of here!

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AmaziGirl would probably be helping the mummy get his jewellery back, but without killing people.

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Hey Sara, wha happen! 😃

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That guy's exhibitionism kink is going to get them both killed #Monsterdon

People in public angry that other people are... in public.

I mean, you could go somewhere private...

No? Just get angrier? Ok.

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@davesdogmaggie Welcome to the club

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@starkraving666 The real question is why does the mummy have an arc reactor in his chest?

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Doofus mummy dude hasn't even left the frame and they're already back to snogging. Didn't kill the mood at all.
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Wait… is this Grizzly 2: Revenge?

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So the mummy is not only jaws, but a Voorhees. Noted. #monsterdon

lol @ hedonistic decadence in the garden... I remember parties like that...

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Technically, aren't we all walking through time?

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Poor dog
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these lyrics rhyme 'mummified' with 'cool side' and 'come inside'?

Racially segregated fraternity?

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TOO late!!

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#monsterdon Fair play to the frat kids putting together all those costumes on short notice.

This song is not awful. #Monsterdon

@diazona Yeah this one is very entertaining

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Wait, does the mummy has one of that moving things mall guards use?
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Yes, the real mummy totally looks like the guy who was dressed like a mummy from a few minutes ago. Practically identical

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Didn't Slimy Assistant Guy have his photo included in a recent "Vanity Fair" pictorial?

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Notice you never see the mummy's feet when he glides along. That's because this film conceals early top-secret Rollerblade[tm] technology.

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Ok cops are whatever but I didn’t know they were f’ing TERRIFIED of rats #Monsterdon

Oh come on this dude can't tell the difference between one mummy and another

That's racist

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You can tell it's not a real frat because the party's not filled with the sound of shoes unsticking themselves from the floor over and over again as people walk

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@davesdogmaggie Very weird. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿It's like he wants her to die.

@Chernalev you misspelle... nuthin! #monsterdon

nowadays the cool thing at frat parties is to always carry a roll of toilet paper in case someone shouts a joke about current events undirectedly into the room so you can do a relevant mummy-related sight gag as a group #monsterdon

I too carry toilet paper around at parties in case someone makes a bad joke.

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The time walker likes to watch.

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Looks like the mummy invested in some roller skates. Oh wait. Permanently Acquired some skates. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Okay the mummy just hovering around campus is kind of a rather unnerving image. Shame about the rest of the movie.
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RETURN THE SLAAAAAAb #monsterdon

The alien can't get to this party fast enough. :eyeroll:

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@hollie It's weird, the pain that normally sets into my brain by this point has not made an appearance yet

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"How do I look?"

Well, like you've gone shopping at Spirit Halloween

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I hope they kill that funny guy next. #Monsterdon

@jivens It worked to make me want that guy to die!

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can we throw this guy to the mummy?

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The mummy just wants their bobbles back #Monsterdon

This movie makes no fucking sense. AT ALL.
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Wait. Is the guy who grabbed the not-really-mummy being a dick to the woman in green... was he the assassin John Cusack killed in the high school hallway in Grosse Pointe Blank?

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OMG our youtube version had old tv ads in the middle including one for the Toyota Supra lmfao #monsterdon #timewalker1982

@amyfou it's not easy, being green! #WrongThingy #monsterdon

waitwaitwait the mummy can float? #monsterdon

We are now in the frat costume party portion of our film.

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Everyone had the correct reaction to that joke.

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#monsterdon there's so much unappealing kissing in this movie

time skateboarder

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The ADR wasn’t even trying that time

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WTF! MUMMY FLAOTS!?
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@PhoenixSerenity mx'xm, i'm watching #Monsterdon

Is it "our" fungus though, Ken?

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Conehead is a different movie, sir.

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t+0: "somebody musta broke in"
t+1: (green paste covering the entire door)
t+2: "it's the fungus"

and that's how you do a two second exposition scene to make sure everyone is still aware that the mummy fungus is happening #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Cone head!"

"Blues Brothers!"

"Let's us our actual costume as a joke costume for one scene." is a really recurring thing in low budget movies.
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Oh god her eye! #Monsterdon

I'd walk like an Egyptian for Cleo. #monsterdon

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Ugh. The "I dress up as a mummy" scene didn't work at all. Good God.

We're a little over halfway through in case you were wondering

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Yup, writers loved SNL. Conehead reference and Steve Martin King Tut references.

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The time walker does not walk as much as glide.

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@steggy @Louisa Mebbie they mean R.O.U.S. #WrongMovie #monsterdon

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REVIEWS! 2/2

Time Walker is a naively charming low-budget horror and sci-fi thriller, a real throwback to a more innocent time."
- Stuart Galbraith (DVD Talk)

"BOMB" rating, "...low-budget junk"
- Leonard Maltin

Not as bad as The Castle of Fu Manchu
- MST3K

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That’s no way to talk to The Slayer, Douchey McFratbro! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh was that a Bangles joke #Monsterdon

I feel for those rats. They were stuffed in there and some fell down. This is not OK. If there's a "no animals were harmed" message at the end of the movie, I call bullshit. Some rats were squished into a cupboard and probably did not feel good when they hit the floor.

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#monsterdon the goo expands under xrays

Roller Mummy

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The real monsters in this movie are the frat boys

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What were the rats for? I feel like I need more backstory on the rats.
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Mummy is still not quite as creepy as the boys in this #Monsterdon and still nothing timey-wimey not really living up to the title is it

Willoughby scream?

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The fungus is amoung us. #Monsterdon

@guyjantic I think that second row is pretty solid regardless! congrats! 🎉

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