YESSSS THAT FRAT BOY IS DEAD

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Its pretty minor, but you wouldn't see stars that close to a full moon.

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They better not get the fungus on that dog at the frat party…#Monsterdon

If I were through with women, I don’t know that priest would be my next stop… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

OK the guy in the computer, triggering the alarm, really looks like the Basque (?) assassin from Grosse Pointe Blank.

Also, he looks a good deal like my HS choir director in a little town north of Seattle. If you are from Arlington, you recognize Mr. Forde.

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Oops forgot about #monsterdon time to mute it.

@ricci

1. Mustache doctor
2. School administrator borrowed from Animal House-type movie
3. Main

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Director: "Let's cast Billy Crystal in this film! He's so good in Soap."

Producer: "We have Billy Crystal at home."

Billy Crystal at home: that Bill guy

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The guy who always cross dresses at a house party....we know where that story line is going 😉

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The powerdrain alarm on the computer sounds just like space invaders
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#timetraveler

REACTOR COMPLEX font is a choice.

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"Reactor Complex?" Well, yeah, it's pretty complicated. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Wow nice Atari.

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Wtf even are these costumes? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That's an interesting Pac-Man game. My interest is piqued.
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OOOOOO an Atari 800 this is a Very Sophisticated Nuclear Research Facility :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

because cops are well known for their tolerance and senses of humour

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#MummiesSoWhite

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Blow up the reactor? Hardly even know 'er!

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(that would fit in this movie, honestly)

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Bitchslapped by a mummy!

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"Reactor Complex"? I'll say! #Monsterdon

@pngwen nope

with an atari 800

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These glass things look like a faceted pendant my mom bought at a seaside trinket shop decades ago.

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That's pretty much it for special effects, isn't it? We get an occasional mummy arm and glowing pendants.
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Hey another film which enjoys a little tilt-shift now & then. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Radiation Jumanji...

Dude! This is no time to be playing video games! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ptolemy got backhanded like he got hit by a volvo. #monsterdon

listen toots if you think i'm buttoning up my shirt to go check on whether the mummy fungus has figured out how to manipulate the electric grid, you can think again #monsterdon

meanwhile, on the director's kid's Atari 400

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"Power Drain Is In Reactor Building" with blocky character graphics and flashing colors. Sheesh.

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That dude is what we used to call back in '82 "dead"

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Loving the computer graphics there, some 8-bit chic

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@apLundell just wants to play a game
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This is an alien mummy after all.. someone saw The Thing.. and f'ed it up.

If he can jump the orbs and leave only one on the board, he wins! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe some of them are schizo, 5? #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath #monsterdon

okay, did we ever see the control panel/gemrest before?

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Hey….is it possible that those glass baubles are spare mummy space alien eyeballs?
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Is this the space equivalent of those little triangle puzzles with the wooden pegs?

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@diazona Oh, you're right! I was spending too much time shitposting and not enough scrutinizing my bingo card.

Bingo! (at some point in the past 30 minutes or so)

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I guess he's through with women after all!

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Mummy said "talk to the hand"
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mummy slapparoo!

that was very poorly shot #monsterdon

this mummy has not killed nearly enough of these annoying frat kids

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I don't think this movie had a fight choreographer. #Monsterdon

yes, thank you. rid the world of one more horny frat boy.

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Why is everybody so damn casual with the glowy necklace all the time? #monsterdon

This entire movie was worth it for that joke.

‘Nine months later, she was a mummy!’

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These cops are looking for SOMEONE to rough up. Anyone will do.

Except maybe that rat.

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Thank you mummy for smacking someone who particularly deserved it this time

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Wow. Burn. "Sorry, buddy, it's only a two seater." #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

lol, sorry buddy, it's only a two seater.

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Dude, this is clearly a *middle kingdom* party, get your Ptolemaic ass out of here!

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AmaziGirl would probably be helping the mummy get his jewellery back, but without killing people.

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Hey Sara, wha happen! 😃

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That guy's exhibitionism kink is going to get them both killed #Monsterdon

People in public angry that other people are... in public.

I mean, you could go somewhere private...

No? Just get angrier? Ok.

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@davesdogmaggie Welcome to the club

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@starkraving666 The real question is why does the mummy have an arc reactor in his chest?

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Doofus mummy dude hasn't even left the frame and they're already back to snogging. Didn't kill the mood at all.
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Wait… is this Grizzly 2: Revenge?

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So the mummy is not only jaws, but a Voorhees. Noted. #monsterdon

lol @ hedonistic decadence in the garden... I remember parties like that...

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Technically, aren't we all walking through time?

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Poor dog
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these lyrics rhyme 'mummified' with 'cool side' and 'come inside'?

why does the mummy have a heartbeat #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Racially segregated fraternity?

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TOO late!!

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#monsterdon Fair play to the frat kids putting together all those costumes on short notice.

This song is not awful. #Monsterdon

@diazona Yeah this one is very entertaining

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Wait, does the mummy has one of that moving things mall guards use?
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Yes, the real mummy totally looks like the guy who was dressed like a mummy from a few minutes ago. Practically identical

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Didn't Slimy Assistant Guy have his photo included in a recent "Vanity Fair" pictorial?

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Notice you never see the mummy's feet when he glides along. That's because this film conceals early top-secret Rollerblade[tm] technology.

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Oh come on this dude can't tell the difference between one mummy and another

That's racist

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Ok cops are whatever but I didn’t know they were f’ing TERRIFIED of rats #Monsterdon

You can tell it's not a real frat because the party's not filled with the sound of shoes unsticking themselves from the floor over and over again as people walk

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@davesdogmaggie Very weird. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿It's like he wants her to die.

@Chernalev you misspelle... nuthin! #monsterdon

nowadays the cool thing at frat parties is to always carry a roll of toilet paper in case someone shouts a joke about current events undirectedly into the room so you can do a relevant mummy-related sight gag as a group #monsterdon

I too carry toilet paper around at parties in case someone makes a bad joke.

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The time walker likes to watch.

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Looks like the mummy invested in some roller skates. Oh wait. Permanently Acquired some skates. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Okay the mummy just hovering around campus is kind of a rather unnerving image. Shame about the rest of the movie.
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RETURN THE SLAAAAAAb #monsterdon

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Time for everyone to...

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well they're TRYING to have a plot I'll give 'em that #monsterdon

The alien can't get to this party fast enough. :eyeroll:

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@hollie It's weird, the pain that normally sets into my brain by this point has not made an appearance yet

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please kill this man

which one? uh

yeah dealer's choice

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"How do I look?"

Well, like you've gone shopping at Spirit Halloween

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I hope they kill that funny guy next. #Monsterdon

@jivens It worked to make me want that guy to die!

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can we throw this guy to the mummy?

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