Buffy and the Scoobies would’ve figured this out like 15 minutes ago. #Monsterdon

ANCIENT ALIENS DIRECTION!@!!!!!!! CONFIRMED!!!! #monsterdon

This is KC8MUMY calling all stations, can I get a radio check? #monsterdon

The mummy is building a crystal radio. Soon he'll be able to rock out to battery free AM tunes! #Monsterdon

Be sure to check out those NASA bulletins on long range communication, Galadriel!

#monsterdon

Mummy came from a civilization that had advanced Radio Shacks. #monsterdon

Space mummy is rebuilding his transistor radio. Mum E phone home~
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Seriously, how many hours a day does she spend brushing her hair? And how much of her mental processing is taken up by putting it in whatever beam of light is brightest in the room?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

#monsterdon I'll bet she gets a good grade.

the plot requires that there be two men chasing this woman's affection, but since the two men are not distinct entities and neither is the woman it's impossible to say what it means that one of the men gave her the bracelet because they are the same man #monsterdon

"...it's the schematic for crystal lite!"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

THIS IS A CHRISTMAS movie! #toosoon? #monsterdon

@amyfou I thought it was a shower curtain #monsterdon

Parker, the only one who is not utterly terrible. Yet. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon maybe there's an actual fucking money running around

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

why is she wearing a kimono tho

#monsterdon lmao did they not mic the actors in this bedroom scene

Someone fix the tint on the mummy's eyes.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I was about to ask why the mummy has green vision but then I remembered it's an alien mummy, so actually yea the movie explained this one

#Monsterdon

not getting any easier seeing green, is it. the killing, the jewels... they no longer help

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

This is a Jaws movie. Only with a campus instead of a beach and an alien instead of a shark.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

The wise cracking cop has nailed it! #Monsterdon

The cop… he’s hilariously stupid.

#Monsterdon

You might not know that Time Walkers are experts in fluid dynamics!

#monsterdon

@diazona At least it's not an Aztec #monsterdon

Quantum leap into the supernatural. Aliens are supernatural? I mean unlikely, sure. But supernatural? Nah. Unless you mean "super" as in above and the sky is above and the aliens are from the sky? I'd buy that.

#Monsterdon

You know the university professor is bad because he has a bow tie

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

I see a bad moon risin'.. I see trouble on the way... c'mon, add a Dracula. You know you want to..

geez they took *forever* to figure out that the mummy was an alien

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

HOW BRUCE, HOW?! #monsterdon

My Own Private Mummy #monsterdon

Can the mummy just start showing his arm in every scene? Even if he doesn't touch anyone. Just to spice things up a bit.
#Monsterdon

@paco It may not be UNIX but I think I actually DO know this I think it is an actual "nuclear reactor simulator" video game from the Atari Program Exchange #Monsterdon

Parker don’t touch him he’s got the fungus! #Monsterdon

One more and he can wipe out half of all living things with the snap of a finger.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon as someone who can't act, I'm always excited to see people in a movie who also can't act, but they don't know it

At least I'm better than THAT!

there's a...fungus among us #monsterdon #timewalker1982

“We might lose our accreditation, but no one is taking our nuclear reactor. Or space mummy. If we can find it” #Monsterdon

Nice of them to put a phone next to the bed in his trailer, so he could film his scenes without even getting dressed. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon i wonder if this guy really *is* here to blow up the reactor.

I think they all forgot about the girl whose fungus went nuts because of the X-ray machine. #monsterdon

Has there been an "awkward fight scene"?
Anyone?

#Monsterdon

Production budget running thin. We need someone to make the leap to alien and fast! #Monsterdon

So… they're having a meeting.

It's like a Dilbert strip broke out in the middle of the movie.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Doug has jumped to the conclusion that Ankh-Vanharis and their fungus are aliens.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

But this fungus... among us... is _sus_

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

A bit late to tell the paramedics to not touch the green mummy residue AFTER the body was bagged.
#Monsterdon

This university really needs to work on its town and gown relationship. #Monsterdon

@jadebees 🎉

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That moment of inexplicable pathos w/ the mummy staring at the moon is going to stay w/ me #monsterdon

Mummy tries to howl at the moon but he had his lungs ripped out and put into jars 3000 years ago.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Oh no! Time Mummy is drawing down the moon! I estimate it's 3-4 times closer than it ought to be. The effects on the tides will be devastating!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

oh, so sorry your highness, didn't realize your university was accredited.

#monsterdon

Mummy and the full moon! #Monsterdon

Mummy gazes at moon, contemplates the meaning of unlife

#Monsterdon

"MU-MMY PHONE HOME"

#Monsterdon

Is… is Ken wearing a corduroy suit jacket?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"...time mummy phone home"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon A Hornet: I had one of those! :blobcatgiggle2:

It’s a Unix system! I know this! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Impossible! Parker Louis can't lose.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

The time walker has this personal relationship with the moon.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

@apLundell Maybe when they're all in place they will set the mummy to stun.

#Monsterdon

He is dead, call the mummy doc
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

Ken put a tie on to come to this crime scene. #Monsterdon

@apLundell It could be an alien board game

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Yay! Bill is dead. FINALLY
#Monsterdon

Bill died in the most mundane fashion. A backhand. #JusticeForBill #monsterdon

IT IS ALWAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon lol dude's tired of getting interrupted

I admit I was hoping the time mummy was calling him #monsterdon

Shirtless leading man klaxon #Monsterdon ... I guess

YESSSS THAT FRAT BOY IS DEAD

#monsterdon

They better not get the fungus on that dog at the frat party…#Monsterdon

If I were through with women, I don’t know that priest would be my next stop… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

OK the guy in the computer, triggering the alarm, really looks like the Basque (?) assassin from Grosse Pointe Blank.

Also, he looks a good deal like my HS choir director in a little town north of Seattle. If you are from Arlington, you recognize Mr. Forde.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Oops forgot about #monsterdon time to mute it.

@ricci

1. Mustache doctor
2. School administrator borrowed from Animal House-type movie
3. Main

#Monsterdon

Director: "Let's cast Billy Crystal in this film! He's so good in Soap."

Producer: "We have Billy Crystal at home."

Billy Crystal at home: that Bill guy

#monsterdon

The powerdrain alarm on the computer sounds just like space invaders
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

REACTOR COMPLEX font is a choice.

#Monsterdon

"Reactor Complex?" Well, yeah, it's pretty complicated. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Wow nice Atari.

#monsterdon #timewalker

That's an interesting Pac-Man game. My interest is piqued.
#Monsterdon

Wtf even are these costumes? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

OOOOOO an Atari 800 this is a Very Sophisticated Nuclear Research Facility :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

because cops are well known for their tolerance and senses of humour

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#MummiesSoWhite

#Monsterdon

Blow up the reactor? Hardly even know 'er!

🤦

(that would fit in this movie, honestly)

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Bitchslapped by a mummy!

#Monsterdon

"Reactor Complex"? I'll say! #Monsterdon

@pngwen nope

with an atari 800

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

These glass things look like a faceted pendant my mom bought at a seaside trinket shop decades ago.

#monsterdon #timewalker

That's pretty much it for special effects, isn't it? We get an occasional mummy arm and glowing pendants.
#Monsterdon

Hey another film which enjoys a little tilt-shift now & then. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Radiation Jumanji...

Dude! This is no time to be playing video games! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ptolemy got backhanded like he got hit by a volvo. #monsterdon

listen toots if you think i'm buttoning up my shirt to go check on whether the mummy fungus has figured out how to manipulate the electric grid, you can think again #monsterdon

meanwhile, on the director's kid's Atari 400

#monsterdon #TimeWalker