Well, she... almost figured it out? #Monsterdon

There’s a comet now???#Monsterdon

@apLundell We should advocate for warning signs

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“Turn on your heart light” #Monsterdon

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONLY INTELLIGENT DECISION IN THE ENTIRE FILM!

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YA GIRL ITS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OR SEEN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT THAT IS THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE LEARNING! #monsterdon

Deliver unto mummy what belongs to mummy!
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/this girl is a survivor at least. People died a lot easier in this movie
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#timetraveler

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the mummy's achilles heel might be that it's hard to go *down* stairs?

The light of reason dawns upon her. #Monsterdon

Mummy hand gonna get you.
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mummy want crystal

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@Louisa@mastodon.xyz Or in case that's how they're tracking you!

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@Louisa What, you mean the weird glowing, hot bracelet that isn't at all weird or suspicious? Why would she take it off? Or, you know, even take note that it glows just like the mummy's glow or etc?

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I can hear the rapping. The tap tap tapping of the mummy outside my elevator door.
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#monsterdon He's building a crystal radio!

Time Mummy is in pretty decent shape after 3000 years of an extremely sedentary "lifestyle"

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next time take the stairs! it cant drive a segue down stairs after all

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THird floor.. mummies.. NUCLEAR COMPLEX.. fungi...

points to this girl though, for actually taking some action instead of just sitting there screaming or whatever.

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2 fears in one!

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"Let me see here... Kade, Kalen, Kamen. Tut N Kamen. Sir, you have a book that is 3000 years overdue. This will be a big fine.
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Right, an elevator with a flexy linoleum floor, all very normal #monsterdon

the necklace is so loud that it can be heard at uniform intensity at all distances from the woman, so she must have already been deafened and become unaware of the necklace #monsterdon

okay y'know, getting into the elevator was stupid, but breaking in through the floor is actually kinda scary

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At least she's not wearing heels.
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One Punch Mummy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I know I'm armchair horror movieing, but if you see a monster with a glowing gem, staring at you with your glowing gem *you already suspect came from them*, you throw it at them in case that's all they want! Right??

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ruh roh

oh. oh my. i don't think the mummy like elevators.

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I miss 1980s green-screen technology! #Monsterdon

I know so much of how elevators work from Die Hard

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FILMED IN MUCOUS-VISION!

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I realized a moment ago that my #Monsterdon hashtag had a typo in it, #Monstedon .
So, if it seems like you are seeing my post out of order, it's because I just went and fixed the typos while waiting on the mummy arm to kill again.

Did they zip up that poor guy in a clothing bag?

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Girl, the exit was just behind you!
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thrill! to a woman jogging down a hallway with a green filter over the camera!

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🎶Turn on your heart light

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Don't run awkwardly, throw your bracelet at him and hope he'll be satisfied #monsterdon

Don't be making the Time Walker run now Suzi. He does not like to run.

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Susie is noodly-running she's never going to outrun the time mummy!

Help! I'm being chased by a camera with an apple jolly rancher stuck to the lens!

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See, they _can_ afford to move the camera! Occasionally!

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@Taweret green mummy fungus? all your friends being killed by time mummies? HIT DA BRICKS
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There needed to be someone at the desk going "Shhhhhhh!" as she ran past screaming.

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Why is he suddenly so worried about Suzie when he wasn't worried before sending her out there? What changed? Nothing in the narrative, that's for sure.

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this woman runs slower than my grandmother did at the age of 60

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I too like wearing green lens glasses and getting lost in small town 80's college libraries stacks. #monsterdon

He moves well for a big man.. er.. mummy. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I would also not continue to wear the mysterious glowing jewelry that belonged to the time mummy #monsterdon

Full frontal mummy shot! The Mummy Walks the Library! We have gone full slasher cam now.
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TAKE OFF THE BRACELET!!! #Monsterdon

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Oh no, the orcs are near

Mummies don't move as fast as the camera is going, classic fault of the mummy really, they ain't fast.

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Susie is such a good screamer #Monsterdon

researching Mae Borowski's ghost in the Possum Springs library... #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 Related photoshop from Matango #monsterdon

#monsterdon take off the bracelet. TAKE OFF THE BRACELET

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LIBRARY MUMMY

@murph Right, because nobody is concerned about a homicidal mummy whose whereabouts are unknown #monsterdon

that sure is an 80's library

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@Taweret I'm reaching the point I'd be helping the mummy. These people all kind of suck. 😆

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Cue the dramatic microfiche music! #Monsterdon

At least in this sequel he would move faster!
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@Taweret absolutely no exposition given to the "time mummy" angle of the time mummy, so unfortunately we are not in a position to say whether or not internal combustion engines or "leaving town" would be obstacles that the mummy could overcome, so i think you're safe #monsterdon

And we have our answer! Microfiche!

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when he’s not killing people for space crystals, the mummy walks around campus making infrastructure improvements #Monsterdon

I would be in a hotel room two states away watching the news about how a time mummy was terrorizing people #monsterdon

This comet is the Uber that mummy just called for, it better be 5 stars. #monsterdon

@trixter He heard comets were made of dust and immediately formed a predator-prey relationship with them. #Monsterdon

@amyfou She needs to stop hanging around with her prof and start talking to named female characters #monsterdon

#monsterdon They all went to the observatory? For the Night of the Comet?

"They cut the power."

"What do you mean, 'They cut the power,' they're mummies, man!"

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not an alien but a time traveling electrician

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#timetraveler

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I hope that the mummy has taken into account the fact that all of the stars' positions have changed since Thuban was the North Star..

This is that era when you're not sure if you're seeing computer terminals or microfiche readers, seen from the back

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Hahaha! The mummy sees trees of green. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

The mummy's vitreous humor has been replaced with lime Jell-O, will he notice? Let's watch!

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a comet or something?

That guy sounds mad that he wasn't invited on that observatory excursion for comet-spotting #Monsterdon

Definitely hold the priceless "wiring diagram" found in a 3000 year old tomb in your greasy fingers.

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Janitor's been doing some lines between takes. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Why does he sound angry about them going to the observatory? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

does Ben Murphy do anything in this movie other than furrow his brows and try to sound as solemn and concerned as possible? argh #Monsterdon

That janitor HATES comets.

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suddenly deeply nostalgic for a card catalog and stacks of LPs at the local library 😢

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It *is* kind of a shame that the mummy doesn't realize it could probably talk to one professor about alien circuit diagrams and half the college would be falling over their butts to help it reassemble its radio or whatever

(and we'd be cool with killing the other half)

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This movie is all Erich von Däniken's fault.

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#monsterdon 'twas all a dream!

Check out those NASA bulletins! Oh goody, can I?
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Have fun with #Monsterdon, y'all.

Imma be watchin' #TheGoodPlace! (s03e09-10)

#monsterdon We're talking ultra long range communication, like to Voyager in the Gamma Quadrant woman! If you can't contact Janeway, OR FETCH THE COFFEE then DON’T COME BACK AT ALL!

The mummy must have connections to Heathkit #monsterdon #hamradio

@YsengrinWolf circuit diagram notation is discovered not invented #monsterdon

okay but see if there was a time mummy running around killing people I would just leave town for a bit is what I would do

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Suzie, I want you to shutup
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holy shit, what a great example of the author having a character ask "what is even happening here" so they can express the audience's xp #Monsterdon

did he just call it nah-sah? what the hell?

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The six-thousand-year-old diagram on a bit of unknown material is found to be some sort of radio circuit diagram, using symbols kinda like modern circuit diagrams.

I shall swallow my disbelief.

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