The mummy's vitreous humor has been replaced with lime Jell-O, will he notice? Let's watch!

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a comet or something?

That guy sounds mad that he wasn't invited on that observatory excursion for comet-spotting #Monsterdon

Definitely hold the priceless "wiring diagram" found in a 3000 year old tomb in your greasy fingers.

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@SnoopJ Well, they'd have a lower band gap "You brought us Nickleback?!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon

Janitor's been doing some lines between takes. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Why does he sound angry about them going to the observatory? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

does Ben Murphy do anything in this movie other than furrow his brows and try to sound as solemn and concerned as possible? argh #Monsterdon

That janitor HATES comets.

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suddenly deeply nostalgic for a card catalog and stacks of LPs at the local library 😢

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It *is* kind of a shame that the mummy doesn't realize it could probably talk to one professor about alien circuit diagrams and half the college would be falling over their butts to help it reassemble its radio or whatever

(and we'd be cool with killing the other half)

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This movie is all Erich von Däniken's fault.

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#monsterdon 'twas all a dream!

Have fun with #Monsterdon, y'all.

Imma be watchin' #TheGoodPlace! (s03e09-10)

Check out those NASA bulletins! Oh goody, can I?
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#monsterdon We're talking ultra long range communication, like to Voyager in the Gamma Quadrant woman! If you can't contact Janeway, OR FETCH THE COFFEE then DON’T COME BACK AT ALL!

The mummy must have connections to Heathkit #monsterdon #hamradio

@YsengrinWolf circuit diagram notation is discovered not invented #monsterdon

okay but see if there was a time mummy running around killing people I would just leave town for a bit is what I would do

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Suzie, I want you to shutup
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did he just call it nah-sah? what the hell?

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holy shit, what a great example of the author having a character ask "what is even happening here" so they can express the audience's xp #Monsterdon

The six-thousand-year-old diagram on a bit of unknown material is found to be some sort of radio circuit diagram, using symbols kinda like modern circuit diagrams.

I shall swallow my disbelief.

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Buffy and the Scoobies would’ve figured this out like 15 minutes ago. #Monsterdon

ANCIENT ALIENS DIRECTION!@!!!!!!! CONFIRMED!!!! #monsterdon

This is KC8MUMY calling all stations, can I get a radio check? #monsterdon

The mummy is building a crystal radio. Soon he'll be able to rock out to battery free AM tunes! #Monsterdon

Be sure to check out those NASA bulletins on long range communication, Galadriel!

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Mummy came from a civilization that had advanced Radio Shacks. #monsterdon

Space mummy is rebuilding his transistor radio. Mum E phone home~
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Seriously, how many hours a day does she spend brushing her hair? And how much of her mental processing is taken up by putting it in whatever beam of light is brightest in the room?

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Stay tuned for the exciting sequel.
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#monsterdon I'll bet she gets a good grade.

the plot requires that there be two men chasing this woman's affection, but since the two men are not distinct entities and neither is the woman it's impossible to say what it means that one of the men gave her the bracelet because they are the same man #monsterdon

"...it's the schematic for crystal lite!"

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THIS IS A CHRISTMAS movie! #toosoon? #monsterdon

@amyfou I thought it was a shower curtain #monsterdon

Parker, the only one who is not utterly terrible. Yet. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon maybe there's an actual fucking money running around

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why is she wearing a kimono tho

#monsterdon lmao did they not mic the actors in this bedroom scene

🎶Gimme some Mummy🎶

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Someone fix the tint on the mummy's eyes.

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I was about to ask why the mummy has green vision but then I remembered it's an alien mummy, so actually yea the movie explained this one

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not getting any easier seeing green, is it. the killing, the jewels... they no longer help

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This is a Jaws movie. Only with a campus instead of a beach and an alien instead of a shark.

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The wise cracking cop has nailed it! #Monsterdon

The cop… he’s hilariously stupid.

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You might not know that Time Walkers are experts in fluid dynamics!

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@diazona At least it's not an Aztec #monsterdon

Quantum leap into the supernatural. Aliens are supernatural? I mean unlikely, sure. But supernatural? Nah. Unless you mean "super" as in above and the sky is above and the aliens are from the sky? I'd buy that.

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You know the university professor is bad because he has a bow tie

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I see a bad moon risin'.. I see trouble on the way... c'mon, add a Dracula. You know you want to..

geez they took *forever* to figure out that the mummy was an alien

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HOW BRUCE, HOW?! #monsterdon

My Own Private Mummy #monsterdon

Can the mummy just start showing his arm in every scene? Even if he doesn't touch anyone. Just to spice things up a bit.
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Parker don’t touch him he’s got the fungus! #Monsterdon

@paco It may not be UNIX but I think I actually DO know this I think it is an actual "nuclear reactor simulator" video game from the Atari Program Exchange #Monsterdon

One more and he can wipe out half of all living things with the snap of a finger.

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#monsterdon as someone who can't act, I'm always excited to see people in a movie who also can't act, but they don't know it

At least I'm better than THAT!

there's a...fungus among us #monsterdon #timewalker1982

“We might lose our accreditation, but no one is taking our nuclear reactor. Or space mummy. If we can find it” #Monsterdon

Nice of them to put a phone next to the bed in his trailer, so he could film his scenes without even getting dressed. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon i wonder if this guy really *is* here to blow up the reactor.

I think they all forgot about the girl whose fungus went nuts because of the X-ray machine. #monsterdon

Has there been an "awkward fight scene"?
Anyone?

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Production budget running thin. We need someone to make the leap to alien and fast! #Monsterdon

So… they're having a meeting.

It's like a Dilbert strip broke out in the middle of the movie.

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Doug has jumped to the conclusion that Ankh-Vanharis and their fungus are aliens.

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But this fungus... among us... is _sus_

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A bit late to tell the paramedics to not touch the green mummy residue AFTER the body was bagged.
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This university really needs to work on its town and gown relationship. #Monsterdon

@jadebees 🎉

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That moment of inexplicable pathos w/ the mummy staring at the moon is going to stay w/ me #monsterdon

Oh no! Time Mummy is drawing down the moon! I estimate it's 3-4 times closer than it ought to be. The effects on the tides will be devastating!

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Mummy tries to howl at the moon but he had his lungs ripped out and put into jars 3000 years ago.
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oh, so sorry your highness, didn't realize your university was accredited.

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Mummy and the full moon! #Monsterdon

Mummy gazes at moon, contemplates the meaning of unlife

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"MU-MMY PHONE HOME"

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Is… is Ken wearing a corduroy suit jacket?
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"...time mummy phone home"

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#monsterdon A Hornet: I had one of those! :blobcatgiggle2:

It’s a Unix system! I know this! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Impossible! Parker Louis can't lose.

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The time walker has this personal relationship with the moon.

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@apLundell Maybe when they're all in place they will set the mummy to stun.

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He is dead, call the mummy doc
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Ken put a tie on to come to this crime scene. #Monsterdon

@apLundell It could be an alien board game

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Yay! Bill is dead. FINALLY
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Bill died in the most mundane fashion. A backhand. #JusticeForBill #monsterdon

IT IS ALWAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY

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Well, maybe spare the radio lady, she seems cool

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#monsterdon lol dude's tired of getting interrupted

I admit I was hoping the time mummy was calling him #monsterdon

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Beware the mummy's Backhand of Power

Shirtless leading man klaxon #Monsterdon ... I guess