Psycho much? #Monsterdon

Mummy telekinesis? Since when?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

"Terribly sorry, I'm just here for this jewelry" #monsterdon

I think he was playing Mattel electronic football. Ugh #monsterdon

Mummy has never seen boobs before. Now he wants to join a frat and stay oat the university. Big Pharaoh on Campus.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Norman Bates was not available for this scene.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

that's a great goose box though

geez, hon, don't get your titties in a twist... oh, it's over _there_. that wasn't artificial at _all_.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Wait what? Mummy can levitate? Why is this called Time Walker instead of...like...Timeless Floater or something?? #Monsterdon

Peeping Mummy.

#monsterdon #timewalker

#monsterdon ok, the engineer. I don't remember his name. Why is he a pariah? At the beginning

Frat bro student: "bye, loser" 😏
Professor: "no, I want him to stay"
Engineer: 🥹

And people keep accusing him of sneaking around, and every time someone sees him it's like "oh it's you, gross"

BUT WHY

Mother! Oh god Mother the blood! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Mummy's got GO GO GADGET LEGS

#monsterdon #timewalker

Imhotep horny #monsterdon

Just on my nightly casual power plant stroll, doo dee doo.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Flying. A well known mummy power.

#monsterdon #timeWalker

Mummy levitating like a true pervert #monsterdon

OK I confess. It was me. I am the Time Walker ~Chara
#Monsterdon

you see when mummies levitate to be peeping toms in order to return to their home planet, it is ok. however when split grain leather jacket guys do it, it temporarily causes an inconsequential girlfriend crying scene #monsterdon

the mummy is out there with a boombox blasting In Your Eyes #monsterdon #timewalker1982

I just realized there's no chance we're gonna see 80s tits. The one we're watching was recorded onto VHS from ABC's Sunday Night Movie.

#monsterdon #timewalker

@foebrian definitely an Atari system, yea, the logo is visible in some of the shots

#Monsterdon

The mummy levatates? #Monsterdon

Yes, yes, we've all seen the shower scene in Psycho. Get on with it.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

I need the sickos meme but with this guy instead

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Time Voyeur

"It's been a while"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Perfectly normal to put on your roommate's necklace to take a shower.

That's a thing a real human would do.

The mummy can use female nudity as its power source... #monsterdon

Correction, I said earlier the reactor computer was an Apple ][e.. folks are saying it's an Atari 800. #monsterdon

My grandmother's bathroom looked a LOT like this. Pink tile, separate H and C knobs with that same kind of knob, etc.

#monsterdon

Ah yes, I always put on my crystal necklace before taking a bath

#Monsterdon

oh wow, alien's got a forklift, nice

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Mummy sure is lucky he was put to sleep for long enough for humanity to create powerful interstate power grids.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

did she put on the necklace in order to take her bath? okay, nevermind, slime her.

#monsterdon

The mummy is sure taking it's time getting back those crystals. It's been what, three or four days?
#monsterdon

@ricci@discuss.systems @gwozniak@discuss.systems Unfortunately, he's not the only one who gets unreasonably angry when girls have balls...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

I love that pink shirt was busy playing a 2 player head-to-head game.... by himself.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Now if they had someone who was say, going to head up on the space shuttle, wearing the crystal, that would make the mummies pursuit of the gems ALL THAT MORE HILARIOUS.

I must have a slightly different cut - no bare breasts, and the crystals barely make any sound at all.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Imhotep: PhD in nuclear physics and radio astronomy #Monsterdon

The mummy with that Crystal feels like a PowerRanger monster of the week. Good monsterdon bait.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

parker seems to be the only one with sense, it would be sad if his girlfriend got smiled, but otoh, i wouldn't mind if the entire cast and crew of this movie got slimed.

#monsterdon

You told Jennie to lock the door, you never said she couldn't use your phone to dial up her email. #Monsterdon

"Jenny! you got my number!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Quick, call Jenny, you know the number.

@Zerofactorial

Does "female characters" include... the mummy?

(I'll get me coat)

#Monsterdon

"...it's a phone, a space pod, a space communicator device. Are you getting it yet?"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@jonny And apparently the alien crystals they're wearing even get hot?

Someone said that earlier, but I think everyone else forgot that it was supposed to be a thing by this stage of the movie.

I mean I'd be getting a bit suspicious, but that's just me.

#Monsterdon

"I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. I'm just a common grave robber."

#monsterdon #timewalker

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker shiny mummy

oh noes, he's going to break into alpha's reactor core

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

mummy is just trying to go hooooooommmmeeeee lets goooooo #monsterdon

That's DOCTOR Ankh Van Haris to you

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Yeah, you're an entitled piece of shit. Now, WHERE ARE THE OTHER CRYSTALS, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Who has software display an exception in flashing garish neon colors on differently colored flashing garish neon color background? I need names. I just want to talk. #Monsterdon

Archaeology #4 transformer implies that the archeology department alone requires at least 3 more.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon y'know the best place to go in the event of an emergency?

elevator.

@cocaine_owlbear

This could be the start of a #Monsterdon Guidebook to Evading Death

@Lazarou they really did go hard with the computer graphics for this

#Monsterdon

these atari noises are driving me batty and not in the good way

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

2 more marbles and the mummy will have a yahtzee!
#Monsterdon

Well dang it, I was late for #monsterdon and I had the chance to partake today. And it seems I have missed out on a real winner.

*now has*

The "computer" alarm for the electrical system is really annoying.

Ah! The incriminating x-rays have turned up!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Aw man, and I just got that song out of my head. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

none! of the scientists! ever suspected! the extremely loud glowing jewelry! that suddenly started showing up around town with the mummy!!!!! narrative tension has peaked!!! #monsterdon

Roofs, famously, being a great place to hide and not be trapped. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

:ohno: Atari go BEEEOOO BEEEOOO BEEOOO! :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon

Is this obsession with little balls just some kind of archaic Pokemon game on the part of the mummy? #monsterdon

@jonny I dunno, he punched the one dude into the wall and that guy wasn't even holding an orb. But also that guy had a very punchable body, so it's fair.

#Monsterdon

Mummy about to win!

#Monsterdon

I think Susie's curse is that she's really good at pleasing people. Even dead space people. #Monsterdon

'he wasn't trying to hurt me. he just wanted my lucky charms.'

#monsterdon

So she fell one story to her death?

Oh, guess she lived.

#monsterdon #timewalker

"he's alive"

well, he's moving, at least.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

"Hmmmm... this means something!"

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Susi know has the huge, pictish birthmark covering half her face.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

There's that famous mummy shove. Lethal.
#Monsterdon

Mummified Overdrive #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai booo! we demand more blood!

#Monsterdon

what about the rats?! #monsterdon

The mummy is one of these fast zombie/slow zombie monsters. He moves super fast... when he's not on camera.
#monsterdon

Oh man, our star grad student… #Monsterdon

She sure isn't the swiftest one is she #Monsterdon

The mummy can't be blamed for that fall #monsterdon

Oh she didn't die. She just got abraded & bruised. #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Sounds like how seatbelts lock up every time an emergency situation occurs and you need to escape the car quickly

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

was one of his questions why didn't you just take off the bracelet? #Monsterdon

Why did she fall? It didn't even touch her. Did she just... let go... of the ladder... out of fear or something? Those are some nice survival instincts you have there!

#Monsterdon

That one was totally not the mummy's faul--- SHE SURVIVED THE FALL!? HOW!?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

And that's why you don't bang your professor.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon This is the story of Testiclees Ben Hack'em. The ball-less traveller of Egypt.

#monsterdon

Everyone know that you give your glowing pyramid orb to the fungus time mummy when you get synchornized glowing. Are you stupid?

Oh they're SO going to blame the mummy for that accidental death. #Monsterdon

Oh, Suzie. You were almost smart enough to escape this movie.

#monsterdon

I think once I know the gem was from the mummy, you know that morning, I wouldn't have kept wearing it
#monsterdon

ouch. sorry susie.

#monsterdon

Well, I'll be darned, she's put 2 and 2 together! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Bro is just high AF, looking for the insomnia cookies that is supposedly open 24x7.
#monsterdon

aaaaaaand she stops trying. SO CLOSE

#monsterdon #TimeWalker