Oh man, our star grad student… #Monsterdon

She sure isn't the swiftest one is she #Monsterdon

The mummy can't be blamed for that fall #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Sounds like how seatbelts lock up every time an emergency situation occurs and you need to escape the car quickly

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Oh she didn't die. She just got abraded & bruised. #Monsterdon

was one of his questions why didn't you just take off the bracelet? #Monsterdon

Why did she fall? It didn't even touch her. Did she just... let go... of the ladder... out of fear or something? Those are some nice survival instincts you have there!

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That one was totally not the mummy's faul--- SHE SURVIVED THE FALL!? HOW!?
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#monsterdon This is the story of Testiclees Ben Hack'em. The ball-less traveller of Egypt.

And that's why you don't bang your professor.

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Everyone know that you give your glowing pyramid orb to the fungus time mummy when you get synchornized glowing. Are you stupid?

Oh they're SO going to blame the mummy for that accidental death. #Monsterdon

Oh, Suzie. You were almost smart enough to escape this movie.

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I think once I know the gem was from the mummy, you know that morning, I wouldn't have kept wearing it
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ouch. sorry susie.

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Well, I'll be darned, she's put 2 and 2 together! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

Bro is just high AF, looking for the insomnia cookies that is supposedly open 24x7.
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aaaaaaand she stops trying. SO CLOSE

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Well, she... almost figured it out? #Monsterdon

@apLundell We should advocate for warning signs

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There’s a comet now???#Monsterdon

Her arm has swollen up in panic and she can't get the bracelet off (which was eaily removable before).

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“Turn on your heart light” #Monsterdon

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONLY INTELLIGENT DECISION IN THE ENTIRE FILM!

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YA GIRL ITS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OR SEEN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT THAT IS THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE LEARNING! #monsterdon

Deliver unto mummy what belongs to mummy!
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/this girl is a survivor at least. People died a lot easier in this movie
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#timetraveler

The light of reason dawns upon her. #Monsterdon

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the mummy's achilles heel might be that it's hard to go *down* stairs?

Mummy hand gonna get you.
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mummy want crystal

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@Louisa@mastodon.xyz Or in case that's how they're tracking you!

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@Louisa What, you mean the weird glowing, hot bracelet that isn't at all weird or suspicious? Why would she take it off? Or, you know, even take note that it glows just like the mummy's glow or etc?

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I can hear the rapping. The tap tap tapping of the mummy outside my elevator door.
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Time Mummy is in pretty decent shape after 3000 years of an extremely sedentary "lifestyle"

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#monsterdon He's building a crystal radio!

next time take the stairs! it cant drive a segue down stairs after all

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THird floor.. mummies.. NUCLEAR COMPLEX.. fungi...

points to this girl though, for actually taking some action instead of just sitting there screaming or whatever.

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"Let me see here... Kade, Kalen, Kamen. Tut N Kamen. Sir, you have a book that is 3000 years overdue. This will be a big fine.
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2 fears in one!

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Right, an elevator with a flexy linoleum floor, all very normal #monsterdon

the necklace is so loud that it can be heard at uniform intensity at all distances from the woman, so she must have already been deafened and become unaware of the necklace #monsterdon

At least she's not wearing heels.
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okay y'know, getting into the elevator was stupid, but breaking in through the floor is actually kinda scary

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One Punch Mummy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I know I'm armchair horror movieing, but if you see a monster with a glowing gem, staring at you with your glowing gem *you already suspect came from them*, you throw it at them in case that's all they want! Right??

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ruh roh

oh. oh my. i don't think the mummy like elevators.

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I miss 1980s green-screen technology! #Monsterdon

I know so much of how elevators work from Die Hard

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I realized a moment ago that my #Monsterdon hashtag had a typo in it, #Monstedon .
So, if it seems like you are seeing my post out of order, it's because I just went and fixed the typos while waiting on the mummy arm to kill again.

FILMED IN MUCOUS-VISION!

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Girl, the exit was just behind you!
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Did they zip up that poor guy in a clothing bag?

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thrill! to a woman jogging down a hallway with a green filter over the camera!

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Don't run awkwardly, throw your bracelet at him and hope he'll be satisfied #monsterdon

🎶Turn on your heart light

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Don't be making the Time Walker run now Suzi. He does not like to run.

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Susie is noodly-running she's never going to outrun the time mummy!

Help! I'm being chased by a camera with an apple jolly rancher stuck to the lens!

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See, they _can_ afford to move the camera! Occasionally!

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@Taweret green mummy fungus? all your friends being killed by time mummies? HIT DA BRICKS
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There needed to be someone at the desk going "Shhhhhhh!" as she ran past screaming.

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Why is he suddenly so worried about Suzie when he wasn't worried before sending her out there? What changed? Nothing in the narrative, that's for sure.

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this woman runs slower than my grandmother did at the age of 60

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I too like wearing green lens glasses and getting lost in small town 80's college libraries stacks. #monsterdon

He moves well for a big man.. er.. mummy. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I would also not continue to wear the mysterious glowing jewelry that belonged to the time mummy #monsterdon

Full frontal mummy shot! The Mummy Walks the Library! We have gone full slasher cam now.
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TAKE OFF THE BRACELET!!! #Monsterdon

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Oh no, the orcs are near

Mummies don't move as fast as the camera is going, classic fault of the mummy really, they ain't fast.

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researching Mae Borowski's ghost in the Possum Springs library... #Monsterdon

Susie is such a good screamer #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 Related photoshop from Matango #monsterdon

#monsterdon take off the bracelet. TAKE OFF THE BRACELET

okay, your jewel is glowing, your time is expired, START RUNNING

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LIBRARY MUMMY

@murph Right, because nobody is concerned about a homicidal mummy whose whereabouts are unknown #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no! Aliens hate Microfiche!

that sure is an 80's library

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@Taweret I'm reaching the point I'd be helping the mummy. These people all kind of suck. 😆

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Cue the dramatic microfiche music! #Monsterdon

At least in this sequel he would move faster!
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Microfiche! ​:beeperParty:​

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@Taweret absolutely no exposition given to the "time mummy" angle of the time mummy, so unfortunately we are not in a position to say whether or not internal combustion engines or "leaving town" would be obstacles that the mummy could overcome, so i think you're safe #monsterdon

And we have our answer! Microfiche!

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when he’s not killing people for space crystals, the mummy walks around campus making infrastructure improvements #Monsterdon

I would be in a hotel room two states away watching the news about how a time mummy was terrorizing people #monsterdon

This comet is the Uber that mummy just called for, it better be 5 stars. #monsterdon

@trixter He heard comets were made of dust and immediately formed a predator-prey relationship with them. #Monsterdon

@amyfou She needs to stop hanging around with her prof and start talking to named female characters #monsterdon

#monsterdon They all went to the observatory? For the Night of the Comet?

"They cut the power."

"What do you mean, 'They cut the power,' they're mummies, man!"

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not an alien but a time traveling electrician

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#timetraveler

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I hope that the mummy has taken into account the fact that all of the stars' positions have changed since Thuban was the North Star..

This is that era when you're not sure if you're seeing computer terminals or microfiche readers, seen from the back

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Hahaha! The mummy sees trees of green. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿