An extremely fast pigment for a mummy who's about to be a fugitive!

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Green stuff? You mean verdigris? Because I assure you mold wouldn't be that green in there...

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Hasty burial, with minimal preparation, just like this movie. #monsterdon

Blah blah blah mummy science...I fast forwarded.
Oooooo cool colored mummy puzzle inside the sarcophagus.
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3000 years and they are going to open it on a classroom full of students
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Can anyone tell me why the wrappings are so deteriorated?

They literally look brand new. Like you just bought them yesterday. Fresh, not even dry.

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#monsterdon the scroll of dedication?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker if grad school was like this i'd have stayed in academia

we're entrusting these sacred Egyptian remains to white college kids because ofc we are

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CAAAAAAAAAARE-fully

Ca-are-fol-ly

X-rays come and he wanna go-o home

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I wonder if I can preemptively check off "Gang or group of jerks" on the bingo card

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He's been in a bunch of second tier stuff, but Alias Smith and Jones is his most notable role. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"We're taking off this outdated cement countertop and putting in some classic subway tile instead, on today's episode of This Old House."

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Onk Van Horse

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"Why didn't they expel the foreigners like right-minded people?" #monsterdon

Someone on the phone to Tsoukalos!

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He's called "Honk-my-arse"???

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"Perfect condition." That's not going to last much longer, not with this level of care.

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Wait they let THIS guy in to Tut's tomb? #Monsterdon

Ah, the classical stone-scraping sound from lifting up a lid with no contact surface

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#monsterdon OK, let's all open the dustiest thing ever and have NO ONE wear a mask.

Daniel Jackson wants to tell them it means "Star-grape".

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Looks they buried a pinball machine #Monsterdon

They WERE the original seals.

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Pinball in the tomb! #Monsterdon

Nice Styrofoam lid.
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What is this, the British Museum‽
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#monsterdon "come smile with the mummy, jackoff"

Which means the fella in here hasn't had a bath in 3000 years. Pee-hew! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ancient Egyptian statues are judging your class technique, PROFESSOR. This is not going to look good for your tenure.

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This is BYU #Monsterdon

Tonight is #Monsterdon once again and this time we take a uhhh...walk through time...back to ancient Egypt to summon an angry Mummy or something like that.

Follow the hashtag to have fun with us or filter it if you wish to walk away from this waste of time

Oh, and they were in King Tut's tomb. Even better.

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Day-O (Harper)
Daay ay O (Harper)
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Apparently no issue just taking a tomb out of Egypt uh?
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They used Slim Jims to secure the original seals #monsterdon

From Fake Egypt to California. They are really spending locations on this flix
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@moira And an actor no one has heard of is Robert Random 😄 #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

The Doc Martin of archaeology

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#monsterdon Now we know where Pippi Longstocking got off to…

THRILL to the Unmoving mummy jumpscare!

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huh, dowel construction, but... not very well designed! strange what the ancients were good at

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[ominous music] #monsterdon

Oh, Shari, you're too good for this production. #Monsterdon

"Well these are clearly the original seals"

Looks like 1/2" copper to me, bud.

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must we pose right now...? Smile for Mommy #monsterdon

This guy's dad will be played by Neil Connery in the second sequel…

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Ok now we’re all sciencing!
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Dimitri Villiard seems really proud of this. 🤔

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This is one of those moments where it's like "Have I seen that male lead in something else or am I just pinging off all the times this was on the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon?" #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

It's the ghost of Zahi Hawass! RUNNNNN!

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That qualified as: "Awkward Fight Scene"

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#monsterdon well, that's enough Egypt am I right folks, we need to see California or it's not even the 80s

Yep, it's the 1980s.

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take that thing off your head ffs #monsterdon

Raiders ripoff porn #monsterdon

are they unloading that...in the park? #monsterdon

"I'm taking photos for my essay on 'The shit White People get up too' for the college paper..."

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Does anyone have double denim on their bingo card?

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The list of actors is just ridiculous:

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Jumping on a couple of minutes late but I'll catch up.
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We have headbands because the 80s!

To be fair that's exactly the kind of fart you'd expect from a skeleton who's been saving it up for three thousand years

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...did the skeleton try to stab him?

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Ankh van Haris? Yeah, he runs a café in Rotterdam, doesn't he?

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UsNavy is the color of the shirt #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

How much cocaine was involved in the making of this? Too much or not enough? #monsterdon

Won't they be embarrassed when they discover this isn't Cadavra Cave.

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*crosses fingers for Devil Girl cameo as the Time Walker's ex*
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rocks rocks rocks

my love affair with rocks

society won't understand but here comes mi

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ankh van haris? a mummy from the DC suburbs? i already cannot with this movie.

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like every lazy archaeologist, Bob was really hoping for an Earthquake Day #Monsterdon

"Ankh-Vanharis" sure, let's go with that, and all the cheese skeletons standing in for mummies.

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The fifth element! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I'm wondering if 1982 is 70s-adjacent enough for greasy gross 70s movie people.

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Have drafted IRL friend to watch #Monsterdon with me. She has noted both spooky muted trumpet and spooky sideburns

Ankh van Haris? I loved their first album

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so far, this movie could've been a radio drama

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#monsterdon tonights stolen mst3k riff:

I got 🎶 b-roll, of a jet plane 🎶

Thank you, this has been tonight's stolen :mst3k_silhouettes: riff

This week's #Monsterdon is Time Walker (1982) which starts with an exciting cave-in! That we don't get to see

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Wow, rude much? ​:floofLol:​
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Did he just say the fourth wall is going? When the fourth wall went into the pyramid? #Monsterdon

given that hallway, are these the Forbidden Planet aliens? because he's gonna be real surprised if he gets to go home

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That bird painting says Free Palestine! 🍉

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I find it hilarious imagining that Dimitri Villard could pronounce his last name with a bad Transylvanian accent and it would be Willard, because I am that kind of idiot.

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Neckerchiefs...

@jammerb I'll allow it

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is this where Ancient Aliens comes from? #monsterdon #timewalker1982

Professor better be careful! #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Those are their Witness Protection names.

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The wealth of the pharos and he still only gets a bare bulb? #Monsterdon

This scene is a metaphor for how the audience is emerging from the murky credits in to a dusty relic of a bygone era. #Monsterdon

An incandescent bulb - quite an archaeological find #monsterdon

Indiana Jones wuz here

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One character is "professor" - does that count as "academia"? #bingo

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oh, they got the same UFO as in stranger from venus! neat!

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Steve Martin King Tut dance.gif
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Kudos to the use of metric system
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Mall Walker

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Starting off with hard sci-fi. Leaning into the whole faked moon landing stuff.

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