there is a spot on my bingo card for "secret service agents" that remains conspicuously unchecked, security seems to be extremely chill in the 1973 white house #monsterdon
Why is there a bowl of eggs #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington
#monsterdon Smol doctor had film printed from a few minutes ago? Where? Overnight film printing was a NYC service back in those days.
so much wood panelling in this scene i'm wondering when we're gonna meet shaft and lumpy
being loosely chained up to a rickety wicker and wood chair with nobody standing guard is not actually an effective way to make sure someone stays in one place. #monsterdon
@jonny Someone thought that ACT "Science" was real? #JustSpitballin #monsterdon
A time-lapse camera? Why not just a camcorder?
All those chains... and a bentwood rocker.
Do you know how fragile those chairs actually were? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
Oh now weβre on to the bondage. #monsterdon
Monsterdon gang. I'm not sure I can make it to the end of this. This is causing me more psychic trauma from the bad filmmaking than anything else I have watched here.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
between that and the cages with people and constantly interrupting men in the bathroom there are LAYERS of kink in this movie. what the hell was the 70s and can i visit sometime #Monsterdon
so is our protagonist begging for death supposed to be comedy?
Heh, they tied him to a rocking chair
No expense spared :P #Monsterdon
Ah, hell. That was supposed to be a joke post.
#monsterdon
What's with the hands? In the planters?
look, i speak as an official representative of "science" when i say "you don't need to preserve any monster for us to study, we are all good" #monsterdon
What. She just wants to spend the night with him wrapped up in chains. Nothing wrong with that #monsterdon
Captain Salmon, Dr Kiss, guys in cages. what is this movie
Presidents daughter is totally going to TS Garp him. #Monsterdon
@paco Looks a bit like Lionel Ritchie?
@JoeWynne took me this long to figure it out. i spent the whole movie like, i KNOW this guy, don't i... (-_-) #monsterdon
Very different kind of Watergate scandal
@paco I think that's Dr. Frank-N-Furter
I didn't recognize Marion wearing pink #monsterdon
"marion, will you leave my chains alone?"
@SRLevine Maybe five bingo squares just for the bathrooms
AND THAT SCENE JUST ENDS AS HE WAKES UP IN A CEMETERY!?
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
Movie! you should have gone before we started! I'm not pulling over for nuthin! #monsterdon
@paco@infosec.exchange He's Manos, I think?
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
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#monsterdon "you personal tragedy" lol, he like killed a bunch of people
"could you tell uh... "
"marian??"
even the characters have forgotten about the romantic subplot #monsterdon
Oh my God, Jack! You said you weren't into these kind of games. Of course I'll take you back!
@yatsu ...Holy fuck I think you're right #Monsterdon
A toilet trapdoor! Classic.
#Monsterdon -- Whitehouse to Arlington cemetary? The bridge? The river?
DR KISS??? HAS JUST ADOPTED THIS WOLF FURSONA?? #Monsterdon
@gnomon I remember them from the 1990s, in Virginia #monsterdon
The President looks upset that they can't have a segregated press room. #Monsterdon
isn't... Captain Salmon... wasn't he Margaret's fiance in MASH? Penobscot? #monsterdon
Willy Wanker's Urinal Factory #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington
Oh my god, another bathroom. Why all the bathrooms. Is this some kind of Freudian thing.
@paco Impressive that you took the time to label all of this
Dr. Trask just brushing off the President like, "I would simply not allow a total national breakdown of civic order. It would be easy for me."
@liferstate Oh, there's a reason! I just wouldn't know what it was! #monsterdon
That wood paneling is all I remember from the 70s. #Monsterdon
This comment is why I try to experience new voices in cinema and its criticism.
And now for something completely different...a bathroom scene
This film is genuinely baffling. #Monsterdon
What is even going on now? Why is a man in a cage? Is that a Frankenstein???
Movie has broken me a second time!!
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
I'm literally unable to stop laughing. WTF is with all of these bathrooms? Do we need a new bingo square?
Werewol got a factory job.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
Why is this meeting between the president and the Shadow Cabal happening in a municipal pool changing room? #Monsterdon
@blogdiva SURE OKAY ANY CONCEPTUAL LIFERAFT AT THIS POINT WILL DO
Man. Dr. Kiss is where the real movie was. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
All these bathrooms are pissing me off. --Dad #monsterdon
Toilets again! #monsterdon
I'm trying to figure out how this Earth has full moons on multiple consecutive nights instead of one every 28 days. #Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
#monsterdon this movie is howling in the face of centuries of werewolf lore.
This film is like 80% TOILETS by VOLUME #Monsterdon
And then we switch to grainy sepia tone for no apparent reason.
Werewolf butt-sniffing scene
the sinks(?) are at the same height as the urinals what is this design
oh my god, is this another bathroom? is this how they got out of giving the cast proper breaks? #monsterdon
AND NOW WE'RE IN ANOTHER FUCKING MEN'S ROOM! Jesus movie! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
We all thought Nixon installed audio taping equipment but it was really magenta film cameras
HAHA YES, SLOW MOTION PERFECTION
A THIRD BATHROOM SCENE
oh my god theres little person face licking. by a furry. I WAS RIGHT THIS IS A GAY MOVIE. Im thrilled. #Monsterdon
Sudden cut to Arlington National Cemetery? WTF is happening? I'm beginning to think the director is just recreating an acid trip he had
I'm going to guess "little person" is a euphemism. #monsterdon
ANOTHER BATHROOM
oh! it's Doctor Kiss! okay, i approve of this man. #monsterdon
if this whole βthereβs a Frankenstein in the White House engine roomβ subplot never comes back Iβm gonna lose my shit #monsterdon
Oh okay good Jack DIDN'T eat the little person scientist.
Which is about all I've been able to glean out of whatever the actual FUCK is going on.
So werewolves can turn walls into sliding doors? They are magic based monsters.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
Shoes! They found his shoes at the Pentagon!
oh fuck you, the murders form a pentagram? and the next murder is at watergate?
are tiny people just... immune to his rage?
because i don't want to be immune. i want him to kill me so i don't ahve to watch this please jack i know im small but this is deep hurting #monsterdon
@Taweret He's not just little. He's a hunchback working on a giant assembled man monster.
He's presumably Igor. Fresh from Frankenstein's lab?
Big Equipment?
Freak in a cage?
Frankenstein's monster on a slab?
Smol Doctor dog whisperer?
What is this place? What. IS. This. Place???
This is where they all start speaking backwards. #Monsterdon
How did this movie suddenly become about sniffing Frankenstein's feet and licking Bolivar Trask's face?!
Totally random Frankenstein was Michael Dunn who played classic villain Dr. Loveless on Wild Wild West. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
@Taweret WHAT WAS THAT WHOLE PLACE. DID YOU SEE THE PERSON IN THE CAGE??? #monsterdon
Jack wakes up in a cemetery post TF - fully clothed, and wearing his shoes. Which he'd lost, first time he transformed.
And another bathroom scene, this time with Dr. Kiss and the President.
Genuinely, what the fuck. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Sunglasses in the war-room. That IS Dr. Strangelove.
Kiss, kiss, kiss!
Edit: *licks*
#monsterdon
This underground lair beneath the White House seems to have got a whole lot more surreal. Seriously, *what*. #monsterdon
@brooke you were not kidding about the puppy play
"...who's the good werewolf? Ohhhhh, you're the good werewolf!"
why was there a scene where the werewolf licks the face of a little person scientist in a weird subbasement of the white house?
You can just not turn into a werewolf for a little while if you really concentrate, apparently
He might have murdered like four people, but he's still a good doggo!
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
Men are licking each other on the screen. How am I supposed to make jokes about this? #Monsterdon
Jack. JACK. DID YOU EAT THE LITTLE PERSON IN THE LAB COAT? YOU ARE A VERY BAD DOG!