ANOTHER FUCKING BATHROOM

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SCENE CHANGE? ???? what happened???????? #monsterdon

"My name is Torgo, I look after the White House while the master is away." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I was this far into the movie when I realized it was supposed to be a comedy...

what is the scientist from days of future past doing in this movie anyway

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what's happening tho?

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Why is there someone with GIANT FEET chained to a table?

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lol what is happening #monsterdon

Suddenly a mad scientist!? What part of the White House IS THIS??#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Our programs, Mr. President? That's on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know."

whe... where did he just end up? is this the presidential bondage dungeon?

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WHY IS THIS GUY ABLE TO CALM DOWN THE WEREWOLF. who is he what is going on?!??!?! #monsterdon

Not everybody gets to see all of the White House.

For instance, I have absolutely no idea what the hell this place is.

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@SnoopJ Just pretend to be turning into a werewolf
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@VoxofGod noms 🤘

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#Monsterdon The war room like in Dr. Strangelove?

#monsterdon What the heck. This is in the whitehouse?

@jonny
Not even eaten! Just nibbled on briefly. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow, you can get anything from DoorDash.

where the FUCK are we right now #monsterdon

Aaaah, splendor in the grass <3

Well, splendor on the linoleum, I guess.#Monsterdon

Wait, why is there a motorcycle cop in the WH boiler room?

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you know kids these days, always going to the dispensary #monsterdon

#monsterdon Where is this exactly?

he woke up in arlington cemetery??? this werewolf loves monuments, huh

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He name ought to be on a little collar around his neck #monsterdon

32 of the people I follow have used the hashtag #Monsterdon over the past 2 days. It began rising as #SilentSunday, with 172 posting that hashtag, fell. I sense a connection is forming. I'll return to Beelzebub with the new data. Be back in a bit. It's a hike through the dark forest with its pits of bad scripts. Now, where did I leave my galoshes?

So Jack has skipped off to the White House's engine room. #Monsterdon

yo filmmaker werewolves tear apart that whole "bite the neck for the blood" thing is vampires

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i truthfully can't tell which parts are supposed to be comedy

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Werewolf in random places is making me laugh #monsterdon

okay, they didn't even shout a warning, they just opened fire. #checksOut #monsterdon

I love when #monsterdon rolls through the timeline and I'm not watching, just seeing the takes

It's like peering into a little other world of madness

Oh. It’s a David Lynch movie. Now it all makes sense. #Monsterdon

what is the political agenda of the werewolves anyway, are they pro or anti national anarchy, which seems to be the primary political problem of the day #monsterdon

so there are ... semi-auto rifle cops .... in the brewery?

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for fellow fans of rifftrax: I feel like this could be viewed as a very very long episode of "Norman"

"Norman Becomes A Werewolf"

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Dean Stockwell is in his element with the bowling ball gag. He's got really good comic timing. Well would have better timing if the filming was better and it wasn't all one shot.
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#Monsterdon Help! Stop the movie! I wanna get off!

@himbovoorhees lol well I dunno I think it's really close

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"Oh, let's just ignore him."

That's what I say when someone turns into a werewolf in front of me.

They only do it for the attention.

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lets just ignore him #monsterdon

"It's me. I'm the werewolf."

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#monsterdon As an old who's dislocated some fingers, the bowling ball bit is weird and hurts to watch. But. What does it mean?

@yatsu Eat a cabinet, chew the scenery, it's all the same thing. #Monsterdon

@Louisa They cast his eyebrows, and Dean comes with them as a package deal. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"Ya gotta believe me, I'm turning into a werewolf!"

<has visible signs of werewolfishness>

<hides them>

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Actual cabinet members are *much* better at fake laughing than that #Monsterdon

wasn't he just trying to convince the president he was a werewolf? wasn't that the previous scene?

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we need labor protections so people can take time off of work when they are turning into a werewolf and not endanger the life of the president #monsterdon

walk like a DC warewolf...

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one last quick thrust is what gets you stick in balls in the first place #monsterdon

is he gonna eat the cabinet? coz i could be here for this. #monsterdon

Werewolf just nuzzled that guard. I saw it. #Monsterdon

"A protective, reactive reconnaissance."

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Do you think Dean Stockwell was cast for his eyebrows

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is there a power plant under the white house? what??? also is that frankenstein's monster

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I'll have no shedding in the War Room! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"I am afraid of complete civil disorder"

And I am afraid of the editor of this film.

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#Monsterdon Where the hell are we?

SNAUSAGES

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i thought he wanted to convince people he was a werewolf?

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Silver bullets ain't standard military issue. Sucks to be you!

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Okay so this is 100% a satire. That is just badly made. Can we get the Coen brothers to remake this?
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Man that guy was having trouble with his one line. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

The camera should just start spinning faster throughout the scene. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"Balls deep" has a whole new meaning now. #Monsterdon

Circus of Hippies ... #BandName

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This scene about two men fighting over ball handling definitely doesn't have any subtext

#monsterdon #TheWerewolfOfWashington

Oh there we go. Confusingly jumpy editing. I mean it hasn't been great but it's real bad in the basement bowling alley.
A bizarrely real but cool in a dumb way thing in the White House.
https://notboredindc.com/bowling-at-the-white-house-what-its-like-how-to-go/
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just paint a happy face on it and name it Wilson #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

(men grunting) #monsterdon

That was funny, tho'
#WhiteHouseLanes
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I dunno about y'all but this is uproariously funny to me :blobfoxlaugh:

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Never knew that bit about turgid fingers from werewolf lore #monsterdon

this "fingers in the bowling ball" shtick is maybe the single dumbest scene I've seen in a horror film and I've seen the fully-restored Manos

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MY FINGERS ARE STUCK IN A BALL I CAN'T GET IT OFF #MONSTERDON

let him finish his pickup line! Mr president, tonight, when the moon is full, what? #Monsterdon

Dean Stockwell is quite good at physical comedy really chanelling his inner John Ritter here #Monsterdon

You can't bowl in here, this is the War Room!

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"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!" #monsterdon

I wasnt' expecting a fingers stuck in bowling ball bit

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Was this the real bowling alley in the White House? Are we spending 15 minutes of the film here because it's the only actual White House location they could film in? I doubt it though. It's probably the director's rec room. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@msh
I was hoping he might get mangled by the bowling machinery... #monsterdon

If I'm elected president, I'm retrofitting the bowling alley with a candle-pin alley.

If the next president isn't from Massachusetts, that's his tough luck. #monsterdon

Jack, lemme so you how to walk like a president. #monsterdon

Werewolf takes out the war room? I may like this movie

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IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY???

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@starkraving666 Repeatedly! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

This movie is like spending a weekend with your uncle who thinks Howdy Doody is a laff riot. #Monsterdon

Sunday afternoons, just workin' on the bowlin' alley machinery with president dad, talkin' about being a werewolf. Great memories

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only a few of us left in the boat now. and all of us being forced to watch this movie. #monsterdon

DID HE JUST SMACK HIS ASS?? #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

They had a lunatic right? And were afraid of them. 50 years ago. That tracks.
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the transformation being triggered by any kind of circle is just inspired #monsterdon

wolves are well known for their long swollen fingers

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@wohali "There's got to be a morniiing aaafter....🎶" #iMbeingAskedToLeave #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love the idea of his fingers getting too big for the bowling ball

please beat the president to death with the bowling ball while yelling about milkshakes #monsterdon

He's gonna be humping the president's leg 90 seconds from now #Monsterdon