OMG SOMEONE JUST AWOOOOOED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, LMAO!!!
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OK so here's all the bathroom scenes (timestamps according to https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/2815bfe1-f72e-41ae-a4d2-d27f625db3a7 )

12:00 - 12:41 - first shot in USA is from the POV of a toilet
31:33 - 34:20 - shag carpet, wallpaper, and the president breaking into the stall
38:21 - 39:36 - bar bathroom
01:04:34 - 01:06:29 - the president takes his werewolf briefing in a locker room
01:22:13 - 01:25:33 - unclear if bathroom, but what other room has sinks and a mirror like that

~10 minutes of 90 minutes total set in the bathroom

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"Constitutionally....there's nothing to say the President can't be a werewolf...."

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i lost my eyebrows to #cancer but the president's daughter lost them to fashion

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#monsterdon Credit where it's due, Marian landed that shot right in the center of mass in an extremely stressful situation.

No explanation for why she only had a single dress on for the entire duration of the movie but her firearms work passed muster.

Guys

Hey guys

What the fuck?

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LMAO he's gonna kill the POTUS. the real antifa was always a werewolf.

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Presidents should totally have immunity if they're werewolves. #Monsterdon

That was a....hairy foreign policy exchange

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#monsterdon "I think your father is a cross between Abraham Lincoln and Jesus Christ." _leans in for a kiss_ "I'm engaged to be married, Jack."

Yeah, that is about the correct response to a line like that.

ooh boy... he was one of the best and the brightest in the DC press corps whilst banging the president's daughter. this is already giving me 1970s vibes.

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that was better than i expected in a bad movie.

don't get me wrong, it's a bad movie but it's totally camp.

btw: the ziggy stardust looking rent-boy on the poster? i think it was also a reference to the ROCKIE HORROR PICTURE SHOW, which at the time was probably being workshopped to actors and a smaller audience before going into full theater production.

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LMAO they brought the Black reporter in to serve as witness and now we have a werewolf POTUS free to terrorize women and kill at his leisure... just like they all do but without an army.

so i guess american imperialism is the globalist werewolf friends we made along the way.

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#monsterdon WHAT WAS THAT SCENE

Was that a morgue!? Was it an operating theatre!? In the basement of a power station? Which was under the white house situation room!??

what is GOING ON

first the dark cheery colored wood panels. then there's the polyester suit with the hugh lapels.

and the wavy hair, not meant to be slicked down and parted, slicked out and parted.

this is a little gem of 1970's americana.

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington Characters in the helicopter ranked by how much you can relate to them.

1) The Chinese Foreign Minister, losing his mind because he's in a helicopter with a werewolf and a madman
2) The Werewolf, wolfing out and resigned to his fate
3) Whoever is driving the helicopter
4) The President, trying to gaslight everyone, including himself

LMAO we have entered the BDMS portion of our anti-hero's sexual werewolf journey.

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i do not miss the smell of piss in phone booths... but i miss phone booths.

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Is 'werewolf' a metaphor for just coming out or something?
New tattoo, meetings in toilets, existential crisis....

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also, it's hilarious that they had to establish he is jewish because both Dracula and Wolfman were totally about antisemitism and xenophobia.

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@jonny just occurs to me that doctor snuck back into his lair under the White House via the toilet and that was the last we get on that narrative.

SPIN OFF!

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#monsterdon "This gun? Bury it, bury it, bury it with last year's nerve gas."

w o w

THAT WALLPAPER IS THE REAL CRIME!!!
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lol, President having fallen out of Helicopter then proceeds to fight the werewolf in front of spectators....again America....you're friends are concerned.

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heel, Jack, heel! the POTUS understands Jack's fetishes.

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the White House has a little person scientist in their basement, —who also has a pic of a very Ziggy Stardust club kid on the wall— conducting experiments on dead people?

oh.

ok.

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LMAO read in his wiki that he thought this movie was going to be a satire. him starting to turn and getting his fingers stuck must have been why. also, the homoeroticism.

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that was a little Kubrick moment down that hallway. and the columns and wood paneling... this movie has a lot of wood and plaster.

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that blue wallpaper is giving me vertigo.

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"It was a werewolf you racist pig!"

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CHALLENGER? and Ted Turner as #POTUS? and one of the Golden Girls won't give him an endoresment.

well, this timeline is definitely feeling wackier than ours.

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#monsterdon "This country is crawling with bureaucrats - why aren't they here questioning us?" Hoo boy buddy

"that it could happen in America"

this is gonna be about going all MAGA before it was cool, isn't it?

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"Follow me into the toilet " said Dr Kiss, "and I'll explain everything"

Spin off idea: what if he actually did do that?

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington "Jack I didn't know!" screams the lady who shot the werewolf after Jack told her at least 5000 times that he was, indeed, a werewolf.

"You may have seen what you thought was a werewolf fight me on the White House lawn but that was a Communist Lie. Also Fossil Fuels are great, so are Plastics and the future is gonna be brilliant!"

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OMG it's the Prime Minister of China they're gonna off. this movie was shot when Nixon was still president, LOL.

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i think they're gonna black man this Chinese official with the werewolf.

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they have him chained....to a wicker chair?!

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Oh wow, the murders are in the shape of a pentagram....didn't see that one coming.

"So errr, as it turns out....often the head of a werewolf investigation.....might actually be a werewolf.....just saying guys....it does happen..."

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#monsterdon I think that scene was the 1970s concept of "deep state"

#monsterdon Wow, just some casual homophobia from off-camera played for laughs, eh?

wood paneling. wood paneling everywhere.

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"No, not PentaGON, PentaGRAM"

High level word play here

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Lol, the European just walks away from the Belligerent Yank, reminds me of a trip to Paris once....

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#monsterdon OH MY GOD IS THAT THE GUY FROM QUANTUM LEAP

"American Politics since the late 1960s has been nothing but a series of supernatural monsters as President: Discuss"

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington oh I think we saw Sunglasses the Spy at the end of the helicopter landing fight scene.

I wonder if Sunglasses plays some role in designating the Werewolf's targets... like maybe he has a magic pendant or something that makes the pentagram appear on the hands of those he designates... but maybe I'm over thinking this?

Ah, well there's your problem.....AI!

OMG......stay on the credits for just after this bit.....the President's monologue takes a turn!

ARROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington I did not have "Star Trek TOS like wrestling scene as the President and the Werewolf exit the helicopter, surrounded by guards also like if this was a fighting game" on my list of movie predictions

#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington It's interesting how this movie has a lot of dialog but avoids explaining very much. It mostly relies on the audience to read between the lines to figure out what's going on. Which doesn't always work, because the story is insane.

Just enough time for ONE more bathroom scene...c'mon movie, do NOT disappoint us! #Monsterdon

Not even the cries of the Prime Minister of Japan will get through the racism of the President

Finally Jack turns around "just listen to him, ffs!"

"SIT BOY, SIT!"

Somebody call the Vice President i guess...

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Oh wait, the chains and suicidal thoughts are a metaphor for conversion therapy.....this movie is way ahead of it's time!

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wait.

that other guy got into the bathroom with the little person scientist?

yeah.

this is totally about jewish gay/bisexual horniness panic.

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#monsterdon I tell you what, if I come through this movie watching with nothing more than one new strategy for escaping interminable meetings, it will have been worthwhile.

"A communist werewolf attack has taken out our top military advisors"
A tale as old as time...

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#monsterdon I one hundred percent expected the president to get a bowling ball in the face just then. To be honest, the way this scene is going, it might still happen. Are these supposed to be high *squints at a sheaf of papers* jinks?

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I'd like to note that #werewolfofwashington is really weird, even by #monsterdon standards. Like there's a werewolf hiding on top of a car before eating a reporter and then later hiding in a toilet, and also a racist plot by the attorney general to frame the black panthers, a love triangle with the President's daughter and also a Roma-Communist conspiracy involving werewolves and pentagrams and also lots of (ironic?) conservative political bloviating and strange messianic statements.

I mean those effects were impressive 40 years before this film was made, but in the 70s....and in colour...oh my....

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"come with me into the bathroom"

Oh that's where this is going...

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I am immediately adopting the term “WereWarning” into my own personal vocabulary!

Wait,.....the President is an old white dude?! IMPOSSIBLE!!

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"that was your son I killed, wasn't it?"

The only Romanian he knows, a difficult conversation starter

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of course, there's gonna be Roma. we don't call them the G name out of respect.

this pre-warewolf guy is a total dick.

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@edenoi "....the President returned to his birth lagoon this weekend, but before departing made comments...."

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#Monsterdon Dr. Kiss (???) was that guy from Star Trek / "Plato's Stepchildren" -- Michael Dunn.

He's such a random edition to this movie. Like we crossed-paths with a whole different monster movie. "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead" style, I mean.

@apLundell@octodon.social @Taweret@octodon.social OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A POSTER!!!! it is a person!

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#monsterdon Somebody please fine that president $350. That was his awoo, right?

Go on Marion, we've got a few extra seconds, just emote!

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oh, so his ex is totally into the bondage thing too. she must be a horse girl.

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington Even if most of us do not normally turn into a werewolf, I think we can relate to Jack slowly werewolfing himself in the oval office, as most of us at one point have probably been underlings in surreal meetings who wished we could run outside and howl at the moon.

Underground lab, toilet conference rooms, werewolf BDSM clubs....all things I've come to expect from the White House

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@paco there really is so much to this scene and we'll perhaps never get answers. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Is this doctor trying to give the president the brush-off?

...it is odd how much of this movie takes place in restrooms.

(That circular foot-operated handwashing station brings me back to ancient school washrooms from the early 80s.)

Sex dungeon,......well of course.

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Jack is using his transformation as an excuse to leave the meeting. So it’s good for something. #monsterdon

oh, they are going in circles because this is supposed to be the oval office's meeting room or something? also, is that guy in the back a russian spy?

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington How to fix the supreme court; two opposing solutions, envisioned as roommates:
1) Wednesday Addams solution: pack the supreme court with goth girls
2) Enid Sinclair solution: pack washington with werewolves.

"You're like the son I never had"

His actual sons in the room start to cry

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Is he going to tell the President's daughter that he's Gay or just string her along as a beard. Choices to be made Jack

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#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington So the MC briefly has a pentagram tattoo appear, which he shows to the other guy in the love triangle. I'm disappointed there's only one star;I think the MC should get a star for every person he eats, like a fighter pilot.

"I'm trapped in a glass box of emotion!"

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Love there was a number you could call for 'information' and it wasn't a computer making shit up that sounds plausible but ain't

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so, jewish men afraid of acting too jewish among the gentiles, become hairy old menches with an under-bite problem?

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#monsterdon #werewolfofwashington As far as I can tell, this movie is about a communist plot, the best kind of plot. The Hungarians, presented as superstitious backwoods people have secretly turned the MC into a werewolf and I guess are getting him to eat a bunch of prominent pentagram-designated conservatives to... um... block a supreme court justice's appointment?

"Have you ever heard of the mark of the beast"

Eyes roll in the staff Cafeteria

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Surely by now he'd have woken up naked, covered in blood and thought "oh....I'M the werewolf"

C'mon Dean, we've all seen werewolf stories

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afros parted to the side were all the rage with a certain set of bougie young urban professionals in the 1970s

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"Prominent middle aged women near national monuments"
An obscure fetish, but one none the less

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I confess that I had Mrs. Crabtree on my list of candidates for early exit from the movie. Does that make me team werewolf? #monsterdon

Dean Stockwell there, beating a dog to death with a stick for entertainment.....are we the real monsters?

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uh... he hit a car in the middle of the night... with the president's daughter? totally about Chappaquidick.

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@jonny @Lazarou I read that as Dr Kiss is Henry Kissinger, and the lack of violence was one monster recognizing another. What struck me was the absolutely batshit communal wash basins in the restroom where he disappears, we had these in my elementary school, along with the towel "dispensers" that were like a giant roll of tea towels that was rumored to never get changed, it just infinitely looped like an 8-track cassette... #monsterdon

@h3net @jonny I was impressed with his progressive attitude to the Supernaturally Afflicted

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hmm The Last Man on Earth (1964) is also public domain and that is an actually good movie

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@TerryHancock people keep rebooting or making spinoffs of successful movies......but I think they should have a go at this whole mess

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I just need to reiterate nobody washed their fucking hands in the bathroom. This is why we have pandemics. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington