#Monsterdon It turns out that the President is indeed a werewolf! This would be a twist, but it was less twisty than all the other plot points.
I give #WerewolfOfWashington 5 out of 5 howls. Also, what did I just watch.
#Monsterdon If your movie is called #WerewolfOfWashington you better be sure that your titular werewolf wears a suit at least once and then gets shot by silver bullets.
βPolitic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)β βDril #monsterdon #TheWerewolfOfWashington
#monsterdon AND THAT'S A WRAP i don't know how BUT IT IS
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See how the atmosphere in the room changes when the Black Guy comes in...
Oh, that's the end of the movie.
#monsterdon Real talk for a second: the lighting and the shakycam in these scene are absolutely terrible, but unlike every one of the Bourne movies you can still see what is actually happening.
(It's not GOOD of course but you can see what it is.)
Yeah, don't treat his wounds, let him die on the podium, he's only the President after all
"first the atomic bomb and now this, is this a joke? Wait 'til Godzilla hears of this!"
LOL @ jack turning into a Werewolf as the President bores the Japanese Prime Minister with casual bigotry
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#monsterdon haha "stop barking at me"
#monsterdon What? Being chained to a rocking chair is being "locked-up"?
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington wait are we starting a nuclear war all of a sudden? on top of the werewolf and the sex murders?
Are the sex murders different from the werewolf murders? And wait there's a hippie circus? And possible martial law? What?
so the little person scientist has the president little whipped like he's the true boss of the place.
@moira we're not going to get an explanation of what was going on down there, are we? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington I had not thought of "you can get your fingers stuck in a bowling ball sometimes" as a likely werewolf complication, but I guess that seems logical?
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington I am enjoying the time delay scene where the guy sits in his chair and slowly wolfs out.
He doesn't exactly turn into a quadruped though; just a fuzzy dude with a human body plan. Naturally, he proceeds to crawl on the floor of his office and attack the furniture.
"I don't care what the gypsy lady told you" said the President. Sadly believable
lol, this confusing President's speech is so Trumpian, it's quite chilling
Lol, I swear the president is going nuts over this Moon lander toy like Mr Burns in that Simpsons where he has a casino and goes Howard Hughes
My #monsterdon thread for #WerewolfOfWashington is off to a late start because problems. Posting this right at the point where the press guy locks himself in the room and screams "AWOOO" I guess so he isn't tempted to eat the President's hot daughter.
"We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty" #monsterdon
Racist police chief is authentic
Kudos to werewolfβs hairstylist #monsterdon
Well that's one way to take out a Supreme Court judge I guess...
is that TED TURNER in the background?!?!
ah! a late-stage capitalism shot. those were the days that are now the same days.
Dean's standing there thinking "I wish this was the Manchurian Candidate and not......this...."
Oh hey, lookin' up out of the toilet bowl. Consistent with the rest of the filming. #Monsterdon
@jonny I was thinking it was an LBJ reference, a bizarre one mind you #monsterdon
lol @ 'wereprez'
That's all I'm seeing in USPOL tomorrow "but is the President a werewolf, sir.....sir!"
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@jonny So this movie is more than 10% bathroom by volume. Wow. #Monsterdon
This is how I feel at the end of #WerewolfOfWasthington #monsterdon
notable there was way more monster and much better monster effects in this movie as compared to godmonster, which i wouldn't even call a monster movie
@Taweret whatever it is it probably confused the actual #Monsterdon watchers even more
i wonder which of our movies has confused non #monsterdon watchers the most
@floatybirb First in War, First in Peace, and First at the Full of the Moon #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial rare example of Chekhovs gun being so obvious and yet completely forgotten about, abandoned in fact
The movie violated the viewer's expectation as to Chekhov's silver-tipped stick #monsterdon
Bechdel test failed and he kept his clothes on when he transformed so no clothes ripping. But still several bingos for everyone at my house! As always, so much fun! #Monsterdon
I know they had budget constraints and so a SECOND werewolf transformation wasn't on the cards but burying 'the President is a werewolf' on the soundtrack to the credits is a bit cheap.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington Wait we killed Jack and the movie ends with more howling? And also a Presidential address about the evil liberal media?
I guess this means that the President is now a werewolf because Jack bit him during the fight, maybe? Or maybe the smol scientist's werewolf factory plan succeeded? Or both, maybe?
Probably no one knows what really happened in this movie.
We live in an age where video footage of the American President fighting a werewolf on the White House lawn can plausibly be dismissed as 'fakery'......and that's the message I'm taking away from tonight's Monsterdon.
Also I hope Dean Stockwell got paid for that.
Worst awoo ever #Monsterdon
The Werewolf of Washington - Ill rate that a solid 2 burglaries out of a possible 5 watergates
@randy_s No, and it turns out that his name is "sunglasses guy" #monsterdon
@Taweret movie so bad it's bad #monsterdon
#monsterdon OK, werewolves are just Jack the Ripper clones i think
ok so that was a long way of saying "all the politicians are werewolves" but why was there the rest of the movie #monsterdon
why was there a mad scientist lab with a guy in a cage and why was there a scene where the werewolf licked the mad scientist's face?
"Many of us saw what we saw"
Interesting attitude on transparency from the Navy guy there.
Imagine having this wallpaper. Floor to ceiling.
#monsterdon o god not the wallpaper
Confusing candle lighting scene after the President has been mauled by a werewolf on live TV.
Feel like that would be more of a "where were you" type event
well I wanna see biden fist fight a werewolf now #monsterdon
white girl savior complex
#monsterdon Where is the Secret Service when you need them...
what happened to the mad scientist lad with guy in a cage and whatever they were doing to that other guy? what's going on with that?
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington LOL at the main character chaining himself up in a chair and then the President's daughter coming to "rescue" him even though he tells her not to.
No one listens to poor Jack.
the scientist demonstrated that the werewolf can be reasoned with if you just sorta ... idk do nothing and say "no biting" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon my head canon is that #WerewolfOfWashington takes place in the same universe as Buckaroo Banzai and the Eighth Dimension, and the President in that later movie was in the hamster cage restraint thing because he was injured in either a werewolf attack or a tragic bowling ball related accident.
THIS is how we SHOULD choose our president. #Monsterdon
the president can't afford a translator, but does insist on bringing his werewolf guy with him everywhere #monsterdon
Also - no safe word? WTF? That's some poor form, kink-wise
'cried wolf' get it? do you get it? DO YOU GET IT?
Love how this President just sits in the dark and makes his phone calls....describing Helicopters to strangers
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington Okay, so I guess he blacked out and somehow woke up in Arlington National Cemetary, which seems like a thing a werewolf in DC might do. And now the lab coat guy is looking at the security camera footage and I guess is a director of the USA's secret werewolf plan?
So I guess there's a cold war parity where the eastern europeans have their natural werewolves and the USA is trying to counter this with artificial werewolves?
Also, THIS ROOM HAS TOO MANY URINALS.
@CactuarJoe "LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!" #monsterdon
furries, public washroom fetish stuff, not so subtle homoeroticism, weird science dungeon, now some sort of BDSM yeah this is Peak 1970s #Monsterdon
#monsterdon And of course the only person to guard him leaves the room
"It's no use, I wish you had a cock Marion...it's no use!"
AT WATERGATE!?!?!?
*WATERGATE* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #Monsterdon
WHO WAS THIS????? what was this whole place??? #monsterdon
"Follow Doctor Kiss into the toilet...well I am the President...I can do what I want..."
...is there Frankenstein stuff being introduced in the last 20 minutes of this movie
The existence of werewolves has unlocked a whole new world in that underground scientist's mind, I am happy for him
dude, at this point, i've forgotten my own name, what is this movie. #monsterdon
You ever wake up the day after a full moon in arlington cemetery with blood on your suit? Me neither. #monsterdon
Come on man. Is your gun loaded with silver bullets? No. Of course not.
So don't shoot the werewolf, that'll just make him angey. #monsterdon
I see the War Room doubles out into an event space when you remove the side doors.
Underneath the White House is a power station full of pipes!
how come the president is just constantly stoned and forgetting what he's talking about, is that part of the plot or just the characterization the actor went with #monsterdon
@h3net "There's no biting in the war room?!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon
"Now is the time to take drugs" thought Jack, in the War Room
"I'm afraid of complete civil disorder"
But the President is too busy reading the Racing Post
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington This movie has very chaotic neutral fight scenes, but in a strangely passive way. Like, there's not a lot of motion, but the stuff that does happen is extra weird. Like werewolf trying to attack a screaming lady in a phone booth weird.
Oh fuck, he's ranting about enemies now, .....making moves on Jack.......somebody is going to be werewolf chow shortly....
"chase me down the gutter Jack, it's SATIRE!"
i know that WOLVES run around on all fours, but that's because they have the body plan where doing so is way more efficient. werewolves commitment to wolf cultural rituals is going to really limit their killing capacity #monsterdon
Well, I've seen worse werewolf transitions. I'd say the effects here are a solid C+.
Dean Stockwell is really throwing himself into this role, it's great. The *role* isn't great, but he's giving it what he's got.
I suppose a video of the werewolf marking his territory would be a completely different kind of pee tape, huh? #Monsterdon
"EAT THE RUG!"
"Hello, is that the number for political assassinations?.....oh 'Payroll?'...sorry!"
Jack's just thinking about cock and he LOVES it
"Mom....I'm a QUEER now, deal with it!"
"Hello?"
Who hasn't had a star shaped hickey before? #Monsterdon
"Get in the moon lander Jack"
The President knows his toilet doors....
"It was a werewolf you racist pig!"
Most honest line in the whole film. #Monsterdon