hey foley artists, can you make the sound of two guys running down the gutters in a bowling alley?
foley artists: "sure" (hitting a big wooden barrel with a leather mallet)
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"There's nothing wrong with four-wall handball"

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They're talking about the murders, the wars, the Welsh...

Wait, what?
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literally same vibe #monsterdon

Now it’s become a really weird episode of the honeymooners where Ed gets his fingers stuck in the ball. #Monsterdon

I'm rooting for the president to get sucked into the ball return mechanism.

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The president is getting fucking bowling alley lane oil all over his fucking suit! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

I think the moon should be a week or so after full by now, right? #monsterdon

WHAT IS THIS BOWLING ALLEY SCENE. #monsterdon

This president does all his own maintenance work. Does he assassinate his own latin american presidents, too? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

#Monsterdon Whitehouse without the big fence? Traffic on Pennsylvania Ave? Wow.

president groaning, president muttering #monsterdon

Jack's hand has partially transformed and is trapped in the bowling ball. I did not see that coming.

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that goes for you too, viewers. take off your shoes or get in the gutter #monsterdon

guys, you're allowed to ADR inaudible lines. it's not cheating

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wokewolves. arrest em. #Monsterdon

Well that's a weird shot.
And did the music just stop between camera angles before the werewolf came back into frame?
Is he dry humping the phonebooth!?
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so the mechanism to reset the pins doesn't work? is this supposed to be a metaphor? #monsterdon

Apparently the whitehouse bowling alley has a pegboard so you can hang your tools?
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the werewolves were antifa this whole time? #Monsterdon

Presidents are famously tolerant of aides and advisers having personal issues. No one ever resigns because of them. #Monsterdon

This film is so *awkward.* #Monsterdon

The Bowling Alley scene is quite something, isn't it?

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Is she wearing the dress still, or again? #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

@trixter He's persistent though

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Overly attached ex-girlfriend never blinks in this scene. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

I wasn't expecting a White House bowling alley scene, thank you movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon See "The President's Analyst" Phones are the tool of The Enemy, AT&T.

#Monsterdon "Jack, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

@arisummerland It's Sacco & Vanzetti all over again

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deng thats a well built phone booth
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Thank you for joining our live coverage of the president commenting on the Washington DC werewolf situation. We go now to our live panel of experts. Nate Silver, how is the werewolf affecting the balance in the electoral college?#Monsterdon

@srol @Taweret Evergreen toot

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@trixter He's so *damp.* #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I want to make one thing Perfectly Clear" - definitely a Nixon reference

"Questions?"

Hello? Mr. President? What the fuck was that? #Monsterdon

This White House is disgusting. #Monsterdon

Marion knows what she likes to wear and wears it every day #monsterdon

...I wonder if werewolves keep their form during lunar eclipses

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@Zerofactorial @Taweret Wait, does that matte... nuthin #monsterdon

@Taweret I thought it was supposed to be the sexploitation portion of the program.

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#Monsterdon "Look at that! I just put a hole right through that wall. I can do that; I'm the President."

@starkraving666 The first person to die was a roma werewolf. Pretty minority there. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

The president’s daughter is very thirsty all the time. #Monsterdon

"You telling me you're a werewolf does not indicate there's a werewolf."

Well, now we know why the country is such a mess.
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And now he's just prancing on the rug like a happy little show dog. Okay movie ya broke me.
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I mean he hates the Black Guy Reporter, he has a stupid combover, it's a fucking prophecy!

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Hey, that phonebooth isn't connected to anything. There's no wires going in, not even through the bottom!

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So how many times do you think they had this actor run back and forth across the street in front of the White House? #Monsterdon

THE CRAWLING! I CANT DEAL WITH THE CRAWLING WHY #monsterdon

Well shit. How are we supposed to survive werewolf attacks in 2024 without phone booths?!?

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GET THE PENTAGRAM ON THE PHONE!

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This is one of those films that wasn't so much edited as shuffled. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

So I'm using one of the non-movie-specific horror cliche bingo cards and the only thing that's kept me from bingo so far is that the first person to die wasn't a POC #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

@Taweret Was she trying to impersonate a sex worker? Or is she a sex worker? #monsterdon

Doors - things dogs are eternally the wrong side of. Especially when they're on a payphone booth with potential dinner inside. #monsterdon

what the fuck is going on #Monsterdon

I... Um. Yeah. Sure half of the werewolf effect is putting Dean Stockwell in blackface. Damn it 1970s!
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@howler0502 I can't get to my red card gif from here! 👀 #monsterdon

This phone booth is really solid food enrichment, I have to say.

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Y'know, usually the dude is the one in a booth for this kind of action. #Monsterdon

PHONE BOOTH (2002)

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#monsterdon Nightmare fuel

There is so much slow and boring in between the actual excitement in this movie.. 🥱😴#Monsterdon
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You know, if you don't have anything for your werewolf to do in an office, you could just cut away, you don't have to show him biting the fur rug

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rock a bye baby in the phone booth

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i honestly can't tell where scenes are supposed to be funny

is this phone booth attack funny?

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Is she doing a Dracula impression? :blobfoxlaugh:

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i thought Jack was against unnecessary targeting of african americans. #monsterdon

Telephone booth not connected to any cables!

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Is the president allergic to dogs? lol
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This is 1970s era performance art with the phone booth #monsterdon

Sun comes up really fast in DC. #Monsterdon

Maybe he just wants to use the phone? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza It reminds me more of how cats play. Bite it! Bap it!

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„Murphy, randy Murphy“ #monsterdon

Technically the black man is the third or fourth to die, but still #monsterdon

Those seventies curtains. #Monsterdon

So the werewolf is basically Wolfman Jack from that old Hilarious House of Frightenstein show it's fantastic

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@ricci oooh wait Nixon's head in Futurama has nearly the same eyebrows

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@brooke WTAF was that? I’m in stitches. #Monsterdon

The shadow of the camera operator lmfao 🤌

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Have any of these people ever met a dog????? #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

folks this is why you crate train your dogs #monsterdon

I was gonna say something about how the amount of hair he has isn't that much different for me, but then he started prancing around the room like a poodle with a chewtoy and what the fuck am I supposed to say to that? #Monsterdon

...Are werewolves known for breaking lamps? #Monsterdon

fuck that lamp specifically #monsterdon

@brooke is that in the ball pit?

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@brooke Glad they used the money they saved by not renting lighting to good use #monsterdon

How far on either side of the full moon is a lycanthrope sensitive to the deleterious effects of the lunar light? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Ahh that wolfy underbite!

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okay so dean, crawl around on the floor and bite the lamp. it'll be.. funny? is that what they were going for there? was that comedy?

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Digging the score; very Penderecki!

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Hey, you left your dog on the top of the car! #Monsterdon

Extremely high budget werewolf transformation! Basically: lots of fake hair. And fangs. And crawling - like a constipated chihuahua! #monsterdon

I don't know what the big deal is, he's nowhere near as hairy as Chester A. Arthur ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

How long does a full moon last in washington DC? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

It's over folks, Dean Stockwell's eyebrows have colonized the rest of his face

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@amyfou The code of the bathroom attendant. The only thing stronger is the code of silence surrounding the recipe for (insert famous cookie I'm blanking on here)

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from all that grey i'd say his werewolf form is like 30 years older than his assistant press secretary form

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