He looks like a scotty dog about to sneeze. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Not cool, Jack! They didn't have pentagrams in their hands.

#Monsterdon

"Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy?" #monsterdon

bro its okay sometimes you get hairier when you start testosterone its normal dont freak out #monsterdon

"Hi folks, I'm the moon. While the filmmaker's focusing on me I'd just like to say thank you for supporting your local cinema. Have a great night!" #Monsterdon

Classic 70's werewolf TF!

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He's turning into Robin Williams!

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Dude's hands are hairy as fuck. Too much masturbation I guess. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

if a man is having an emotion and asking another man to come to the bathroom with him Id tend to mark that as dire, but thats a lady tuesday. and now i wonder enby bathroom social conventions. #Monsterdon

tbh he looks more like he transformed into a terrier than a wolf #monsterdon

But if he were rocking in it, the focus puller would lose his GODDAMN MIND. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Oh no, I've got hand moss! #Monsterdon

"Will you two bundles of sticks shut up?" shouted a man in a bathroom at a shirtless man. Movie you are a strange one. In a bad way.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington

That transformation *all the chef’s kisses

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Now, now, Jack. Do your top button back up. You know you need a collar. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What's with the little bounce as he's crawling?

The only thing worse than the actual plot is what Dean Stockwell thinks the plot of this movie is.

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Those hairy hands. If he doesn't quit he'll go blind too. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

I guess four kills if you count the dog

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Bentwood rocker in a wood paneled room. We're in the 70s! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@srol Continuity from that other movie where the space lizard from Venus or wherever went all imitation Godzilla on Washington

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This movie is really flying by, huh? We're already at the halfway mark and there are three kills!

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Whoops, he's twitching. Quick, someone take him for walkies! #Monsterdon

between the not manly comment and the bathroom scene(s) the queer readings are just over the roof #monsterdon

the wicker chair motif is odd

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@paco I think it's a day pass to Six Flags #monsterdon

"I saw this on the palm of each of the victims!" A cheap mariner's star tattoo? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Well I didn't expect to see a topless Dean Stockwell in this movie. but here we are.
Wait a Star... is Dean Stockwell a JoJo??
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@amyfou That is none of his damn business and he knows it. He wants no part of it. #monsterdon

Excuse me, two large fuzzy black caterpillars just crawled over my eyebrows.

#Monsterdon

Oh come on Dean, that's just gurning on Mandy, you can do better than that...

#monsterdon

the version of the movie i'm watching keeps skipping so i'm probably ahead of everyone else, but probably not significantly more confused

#Monsterdon

"Doctor Salmon? Yes, I did."

The poison is on the baked salmon, yes, he'll be dead by morning. #Monsterdon

@yatsu Maybe that us Dean Stackwell? WE DON'T KNOW! #monsterdon

Stockwell got the part because those eyebrows are already half werewolf.

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that's just between me and my bizarre sexual animal snuff fetish

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington #monsterdong

"I saw this on the palm of each of my victims!"

"Your nipple?" --the doctor, probably

#monsterdon #TheWerewolfOfWashington

classic werewolf transformation through a series of dissolves

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So, Jack took the fox head off the cane? And, it has several lines of text written on it? One assumes in very small type.

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does NOBODY in this movie wash their fucking filthy cock pincers when they fucking piss? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Wait what? Dean are you asking us to witness a THIRD Bathroom Scene!?
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@starkraving666 Different brands of shampoo? #iDontBuyTheShampooInMyRelationships #monsterdon

Waiter does NOT wash hands after going to the bathroom. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

AGAIN, NOBODY washing their hands on the way out #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

Also WOAH fslur

Slur count: some

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#Monsterdon Also, guys, have you noticed? NO COFFEE! #CoffeeWatch = 0

Wow, waiter is pretty mouthy in the can. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@blogdiva 70s film making in all it's wood paneled glory. Hideous nightmarish glory.
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(i'm also saying i think this movie would be improved by a gay subplot between Dean and Captain Psychiatrist.) #monsterdon

Watergate!!! :ahhhhhhh: #Monsterdon

JACK... The nuns TOLD YOU!!!

#Monsterdon

I am completely lost as to who in this movie knows what about the werewolf attacks and how they figured it out

And why is everyone just taking it in stride that werewolves exist

#Monsterdon

Dean Stockwell certainly has the upper body strength of a member of the Washington press corps #Monsterdon

I searched for the term "red dart" and didn't find anything that seemed appropriate #monsterdon

just saying, this movie yells about the libs and the commies all the time, but here is Dean Stockwell shouting for another guy to look at his chest. #monsterdon

The Pentagram! It's a five pointed star, but that's not important right now

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holy shit he's a joestar #monsterdon

Does...does he know that a pentagon and a pentagram are two different things? #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

This is probably why doctors usually do stuff like this in their offices. #monsterdon

screenwriter cackling maniacally "and then i put ANOTHER scene in a bathroom" #monsterdon

"Will you come to the bathroom with me?" Oh, is this a tea room?

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okay, i'm pretty sure it IS gay to ask another man to the bathroom with you so you can disrobe for him. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon. Wicker chairs and bathroom carpet. What?

what the fuck is with these panning shots??? JUST ZOOM OUT YOU FUCKS #monsterdon

@Lazarou For so many reasons!

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We're wolf! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"There's a curse on me"

You can tell I'm being honest because of the stereotypical Romani violins in the background. #Monsterdon

Maybe this guy should be checked for rabies? #monsterdon

President has some Jack Palance vibes.

#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Many a political career has ended when one man asked another to join him in the bathroom. #Monsterdon

Told ya' he actually makes more sense now that he's a werewolf

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WHOA THAT RACK FOCUS, WE CINEMA MODE NOW

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#monsterdon - I mean he's talking to an astronaut who was presumably cramped up in a lander for a week, bathroom in his pants to quote TMBG, I'm sure anything where you have some gravity assist is a straight upgrade...

do you believe a man can change into a man? what?

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"speak up goddamnit i can't hear you" that's literally how i feel about 90% of the dialogue in this goddamn movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I stand corrected THIS bathroom scene is way cringe.

Aaaand now the top of Peter Jennings' head #Monsterdon

Wow, the audio mix is so bad i totally misheard that line. 😬 #monsterdon

why are there books in the oval office? #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

oedipal reasons?¿??

#Monsterdon

they scheduled a whole day of walking up and down in front of the white house because that's all they could afford to do in DC

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You know, the thing that distinguishes movies from radio is LIGHTING! #Monsterdon

turn UP the malfunctioning TV so we can hear you better. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Fleet boy knows something.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu I think you'd need more data, just guessing. #monsterdon

COMMANDER SALMON?!

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WOW!!!! That shot of Jack walking into frame was just WOW!!! #Monsterdon

I actually like the bathroom wallpaper

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"Mr. President, I think I'm a werewolf." This movie won an Oscar, right? It should have. #Monsterdon

"We all get disturbed about some damn little thing." Words of wisdom, Mr. President.

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#Monsterdon Spiro Agnew, racist? Just getting to that part with the VP and the racist werewolf. This is all about Agnew.

I'm gonna find the sound engineer responsible for this movie and feed them into a trash compactor. #Monsterdon

Excellent decision-making, putting the radio so loud in this scene to make it impossible to hear.

#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Jack talks like he's on thorazine, is that one of the symptoms? #monsterdon

This just in: Scratching the palms of your hands is just not manly. The president said so.

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"would you come to the bathroom with me? i wanna show you something"

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Oh dang a very young Smoking Man comes in to get yelled at by the president

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

"WE ARE FILMING THIS IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE" shot

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add 'scratching the palms of your hands' to the list of the things that men are not allowed to do #monsterdon

ITS JUST NOT MANLY #monsterdon