@wohali That's orobably a euphemism, and no I will NOT google that! #monsterdon

i have spent a good 1/4 of the film with my hand over my face

you know when you get that really uncomfortable feeling of being embarrassed for someone else? that's me with everyone in this film
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Yep, gotta kill one more woman before we end the film. #Monsterdon

A little bite on the neck. I called it. Peace out.

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a) oh my god what is that wallpaper. b) is this another bathroom??? #monsterdon

Hit the road, Jack #monsterdon

This movie must set some kind of record for the number of bathroom scenes #monsterdon

This is like 'spaceballs' but about Johnson and Nixon #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

@Taweret Since there's so little plot it wouldn't take much to advance it #monsterdon

artist representation of watching "Werewolf in Washington"

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This movie is ending in 5 minutes. I have no clue how. #Monsterdon

Werewolf: "You smell nice, Mr President. Is that a new conditioner you're using?"
President (blushing): "Oh, well, I thought I'd change it up, uh... you noticed?"

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7 minutes remaining in the film, and we just totally blew the climax and are in the nether regions of "what could possibly resolve the plot" #monsterdon

This is... A joke, right? Right? #Monsterdon

If I was president having a joint press conference with the Chinese PM, I probably would do it some place other than an abandoned grassy lot.

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@SnoopJ as are/were the subtilties. #seemsRelated #monsterdon

Theydies and Gentlethem! The inventors of shakycam! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Ok. Silver bullet. We're done, but presumably the president is next. Sequel money to be made, you know.

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There are 18 minutes left in (my copy of) this movie. The denoument is gonna be wild.

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that poor MP, it's his first day on the job, you know. #monsterdon

@Taweret And why is he not allowed to do any mad scientist things to advance the plot? #monsterdon

... is that a disco ball in the corner of the bathroom?

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@rberlim there was a scene with the president talking to him on the phone insisting he accompany him to the speech. of course there was no unchaining scene or anything #monsterdon

baroo

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"I just want to make one thing perfectly clear: Awoo" #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

That's not Jack, it's professor Hyde-White! Where is the Scooby gang when we need them?

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Aww man, when did we land? I was really hoping the movie had the chutzpah to have a werewolf through the president out of a mid-air helicopter. #Monsterdon

So this is when Santos the Silver-Masked Man comes in, right? #Monsterdon

I'm impressed that Pres. Ted Turner speaks any Chinese, TBH

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why were we shown a mad scientist lab under teh white house with a guy in a cage?

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What happened to Dr. Kiss? Where's Dr. Kiss? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

That's right, Jack. Throw the President off the helichopter. Make the people happy.

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Wait, has he broken the pentago- er, pentagram with the attack on the pres?
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President finally realises the werewolf is the one who's been openly stating he's a werewolf. So quick off the mark. And now he gets eaten by the werewolf in front of the world's press? #monsterdon

"Screaming instead of running" BINGO!!! #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

Holy shit, I though the other bathroom's wallpaper was bad ...

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@Zerofactorial I REMEMBER THIS GAME! I was 4 my cousin was 7. #monsterdon

"Jack you're right! It is you!"

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there's a red flag _right there_, you could totally bullfight him with that

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Quick deploy the bacon countermeasures!

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uh, i thought they were in the air? #monsterdon

I too would prefer not to be trapped in a helicopter with a werewolf.

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I'm gonna have to force someone else to watch this movie just to ease the trauma it has inflicted on me. I will pass on the curse.
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@Taweret i honestly do not know

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#Monsterdon is one of my favorite fediverse events

I never actually watch the film, but everyone is quite entertaining with their topical toots

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@CactuarJoe Then Get to the Chopper!

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i don't think the little courtesy covers on the seats are going to cut it. #monsterdon

@moira With floss? (that was a total guess) #monsterdon

HIJACK in a helicopter! lololol #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

HI, JACK

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The subtitles are losing their mind in this scene.

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#Monsterdon Does anyone know who the Hunter S. Thompson stunt double-looking guy is supposed to be?

will the president turn into a werewolf too????

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#monsterdon monster transformation scenes in movies are like feet for painters

So now the President is a werewolf too, I guess? #monsterdon

This is making me feel viscerally uncomfortable, like when I saw Uncut Gems. #Monsterdon

I'm so close to bingo AGAIN I just need a jump scare!! #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

incredibly poorly shot werewolf fight

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this transformation is like claymation

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what is happening?

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no one notices this?

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“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?” The President trying to speak to the prime minister. #Monsterdon

@rberlim I guess they didn't get any good footage from the time-lapse camera? I dunno #monsterdon

"this is the president talking to you. sit, boy! sit!"

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Werewolf gives president hickey on national TV

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#Monsterdon Fight! Fight! Fight!

@jonny There was one Don Callis-looking mfer in a suit and sunglasses in the background of that conference scene

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eat the president, jack. make the people happy

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@brooke that's like pulling teeth?! #GiveItAminute #monsterdon

AHAHAHAHAHAH! The the little hand scupltures are what broke me this time. I just I can't... heheheheheheheh
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#Monsterdon Film of TV without the sync thingy they invented to make films of TV look like something.

THEY'RE ALL MY HELICOPTER, JACK #monsterdon

I hate this scene with the drugged president briefing the Prime Minister while Jack is transforming #monsterdon

tfw your girlfriend won't even point a gun at you smdh

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Wait, when did he get unchained? And the Prime Minister of ???? is there? #Monsterdon

@gnomon As it turns out, none of the three things remain available.

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HELICHOPTER

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"Go with me to the bathroom"

"Chain me to the chair"

"Beat me with the cane"

Were-kink of Washington #monsterdon

They should be called Helichopters. #Monsterdon

What the hell is #monsterdon?

certainly he won’t beg the president’s daughter to kill him with it #monsterdon

I'm not used to hearing so much teeth clashing in makeout scenes #Monsterdon

Y'know, what was the deal with the bald secret service agent taking photos in the war room? They called attention to him then dropped it.

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I can't believe I have to go through another night like this! Pick up that cane and kill me!!!

Haha yeah, I get melodramatic when I'm tired too

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#monsterdon And now "the sex" with a chained man

please let marian know about being a werewolf these are the basics of informed consent #monsterdon

if this woman "rescues" him with a heterosexual encounter, i'm going to be EXTREMELY disappointed with this movie. #monsterdon

"is it true everybody in washington is afraid of a werewolf?"

normal political conversation

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Don't worry, he's chained to a wicker chair, the most sturdy of all chairs.

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"jeez jack, what is this dog breath you've got?"

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"Only you and I have seen this. A FIFTH bathroom scene!"
MOVIE WHY!?
A man went into the stall with the scientist... I wh uh huh
THE PRESIDENT WENT IN TOO!?!?!?!??!gdljxnvsdgkbjvsLKB?DMNFsdfbzvjhnl kfxcd bzkj
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"STOP BARKING AT ME" she says!

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"Would you stop barking at me?" oh Marion I see what you did there 🤣 #Monsterdon

"Kill me! I'm just a violent beast and I'm better off dead!"

He's just like me fr

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i'm also thinking of all the 70s sitcoms where they characters had excursions to gay bars, and how like every single one of the bars had way too many potted ferns in them. #monsterdon

Me, chained to a barcalounger with chains around my legs, torso and neck: No one did anything to me Marian. #Monsterdon

"My GOD. Why didn't you tell me you were into this?!"

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just gonna leave him alone for the important part. with a loaded gun. what could go wrong #monsterdon

"helichopter. you know, vrrrrm"

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