@srol He's also in Lynch's DUNE, though to be fair his character dies before things really go off the rails.

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@TerryHancock time to die, gotta be

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@blogdiva @apLundell @Taweret Did it move? I thought it was a pinup and didn't think more of it #monsterdon

Okay granted you could write essays about who Werewolf of Washington is a bad movie. There is alot of nonsense going on.
Godmonster was... an experience.
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@liferstate @Taweret Although perhaps I should clarify: Godmonster is a worse movie but a more entertaining experience if you like so-bad-they're-good movies

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Dr, Kiss was also Dr. Miguelito Quixote Loveless ... thought he looked familiar!

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This person truly gets it.

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#QT - https://mas.to/@liferstate/112153993681614328

I love a movie that lets the viewer ask WTF? This one had many, many WTFs. I’m deleting the file from Plex and zeroing out the drive, just to be safe. #Monsterdon

@liferstate @Taweret I agree with your characterization of the movies here, but that's exactly why Godmonster is worse

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@YsengrinWolf @Taweret

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That was adorable. What a good boi.

Für schlefaz-Fans: es gibt #monsterdon. Wäre wohl was für @Fischblog iirc.

@SarraceniaWilds Making out duh #monsterdon

This is definitely the worst movie I have seen on Monsterdon.
Like it's a small part satire, so much bad 70s filmmaking and just not good for much of it's run time.
The repeated hideous bathrooms feels more like a funny accident than intentional comedy. Yes even taking the mad science bathroom into consideration.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington

Ah, thank you @Taweret ... any film with a werewolf face-licking a mad scientist in a secret lab in the bowels of the White House is true entertainment. I think.

This was the first time I've made it through Werewolf of Washington in one sitting.

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@CactuarJoe @Taweret The producers should have made a movie about his deal and scrapped the rest of it #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe When I was checking the video file beforehand, I jumped to the end right when the president was howling and was hit with a feeling of "WTF am I getting in to"

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This movie was not good but there was a scene with the White House bowling alley in it so I'll allow it #monsterdon

I need to Kickstarter the sequel to this, following Dr Kiss and the secret undead labs. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@yatsu Doctor Kiss had a whole acre of bathroom and his own personal Frankenstein, I'm no threat to his tenure. #Monsterdon

why was there a guy in a cage tho?

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AWOOO~ That's all folks?
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@coprolite9000

No, seriously. You don't want to piss off the real Dr. Kiss.

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I NEED MORE OF THE DOCTOR KISS STORYLINE #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

The president's gonna be okay! He was just bitten on the neck!
Just like Duke and that snake. Everything is gonna be fine.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington

@faoluin Answer lies in the shit: a porta potty.

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@CactuarJoe I like the way it ends 🐺

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@starkraving666 Mom says "OH MY EYES, MY EYES"

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Well, that was funnier & subtler than I expected!

Thanks for another great #monsterdon, @Taweret !

i missed the first few minutes, why was he even in (central european place) and got bit #monsterdon

Thank you friends that was so great lmao I love how half of these movies are actually political commentary #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

@bunnyhero @Taweret I think I have fleas now! #monsterdon

Wow. Dean Stockwell's CV was all the better for this, don't you think.

That's it for tonight's #monsterdon

Another bathroom. Even worse walllpaper. The werewolf is dead.
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Okay, so. If you had to pick, which was weirder, the end of Godmonster or the first appearance of Doctor Kiss? #Monsterdon

seriously though, Dean deserves a fucking award for this movie. he survived it, he got paid for this movie. like, actual legal tender changed hands for people's performance in this project. man deserved a month off on an isolated tropical island after this one. #monsterdon

Thank you @Taweret for hosting! Awoo~

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can we please watch something good next. or at least something coherent. please

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I laughed! I cried! It was better than Cats! AWOOOOO

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#monsterdon That was a one-off. Not bad.

Well that was bananas. I think the Frankenstein in the steam tunnels scene might have beaten out the "She said WHAT?" moment from last week. Thanks again @Taweret for hosting! Hopefully next week's movie will have 0 shots in a men's room. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

I suppose so #monsterdon

oh my fucking god #monsterdon

This was amazing

Mom lived thru Watergate and says "nothing really changes, does it" #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

last week and this week are a real one-two punch, good job everybody making it through this one

hoo boy that was a... _yeah_.

(and thanks to @Taweret as always for hosting)

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That was a ride, but we made it!

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Harry Stockwell (No relation) #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

so like is the president a werewolf too now or #monsterdon

Oh hell yea, going out with a credits monologue from President Dingdong.

This movie was incredibly entertaining. It wasn't *good*, but it was entertaining. I don't know how much of the scenes that had me howling with laughter were supposed to be funny, but at least some of them were.

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"Bury it with last year's nerve gas"

huh. 70s was wild, huh?

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"Who's to say any of us saw what we just saw?"

Dr. Salmon speaking for all of us here.

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The enemies of America... the undead. The differently alive. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@Taweret When they called it horror they weren't kidding #monsterdon

lmao he was also bitten #monsterdon

@apLundell WITH MIRRORS ON OPPOSITE WALLS

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@Taweret I mean, Godmonster was a tough act to follow, but... This is a close-run thing. #Monsterdon

and so... and so... JACK?

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@Taweret What's the opposite of Chekhov's gun?

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#monsterdon like 3 minutes left (in the fast version.) Are we gonna find out what sunglasses dude does for a living?

"Jack, JACK, ohhhHHHH I DIDN'T KNOW"

Ok, you specifically did know, you had a whole conversation about it

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#monsterdon werewolf for president

"Bury it with last year's nerve gas" Yeah that was definitely the political attitude of the 70s :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Was the fat racist guy the Vice President? #monsterdon

"The president is going to be alright, it's just a little bite on the neck."

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUR! *wolf howling*

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One final awoooooooo #Monsterdon

"Bury it with last year's nerve gas."

*chef kiss*

#monsterdon #TheWerewolfOfWashington

Closing credits. FINALLY.

Gah. This one was BRACING.

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"The president's gonna be alright, he just has a little bite on the neck--"

OH DOES HE NOW #Monsterdon

AWOOOOOOO~ 🐺

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so... that's it then? #monsterdon

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a disco ball in a cage.

#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

1970s shaky cam is REALLY BAD.
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All I can think of

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"SIT BOY! HEEL JACK!"
Oh I guess he timed the transformation to end when the chopper is landing? Lucky for the president.
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I'm mad the movie didn't let us have a scene where Giselle talked with Marion about something not involving a man #monsterdon

@paco @blogdiva I'm gonna have to start watching #monsterdon. I had no idea they featured the Beastie Boys.

This is a movie with a consensual face-licking scene and a supernatural executive helicopter assault and it just ends with her shooting him????? #Monsterdon

@apLundell Clearly she's into whatever that is. #monsterdon

Aw, man, she put the Riuniti on ice, show some class, Jack!

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And the giant clock! And the empty birdcage! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@SnoopJ "Jack is survived by his eyebrows"

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"Here lies Nibbles, the best werewolf ever." #Monsterdon

Wallpapered ceilings and doors so you know you can never escape. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

A literal upskirt shot?

Uh...I know it was the 70s, but really?

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Is Jack's last name Russell?
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the scientist totally came to nothing

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HAAAAA they end on a howl and a shot of the white house

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what a death 👏

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That flowery wallpaper is a thing of absolute nightmares!

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(Oh, and the werewolf gets shot with Chekhov's gun. In a bathroom???)

Wait, he didn't have a jacket on earlier, did he? Did the the werewolf make a stop at a tailor?

#monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

the werewolf transitions are bad and they're still the best part

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oh thank god #monsterdon

JACK JACK I DIDN'T KNOW JACK

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Goodnight, sweet werewolf. And flights of angels see thee to thy rest. #Monsterdon

Really impressive how Dean Stockwell breathes with his cheekbones. #Monsterdon

The flower panic room!

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FOURTH BATHROOM SCENE!

Also what the fuck is with this wallpaper?

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"Dark Glasses" gets a credit.

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OMG the president is just being incredibly bone-headed, it's comical, except it's actually too bad to be comical

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and finally, Dean Stockwell escapes the movie, the only way he could. #monsterdon

president bitten!!! woofer in chief!

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