This circular shot of the situation room feels like Dr Strangelove. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING #monsterdon

Oh thank god that scene ended, good christ almighty #Monsterdon

"I'm stuck in the ball!"

Best line in the movie so far.

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As far as I can tell, this movie takes place in a universe where the only phase of the moon is "full"

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getting your fingers stuck in a bowling ball because you're a werewolf is really not a social faux paus that we have any conventions for negotiating politely #monsterdon

"Gentlemen , you can't fight in here, this is the War Ro.......oh we can't say that? 'Copyright' you say....oh "

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🦖🅱️ Keep an eye on those Bingo cards, whichever you are using.

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@Lazarou No joke: be very careful with "you're like my X" phrase. My cousin used it to describe my brother in his little wedding booklet as "like a brother to me". His brother was also in the wedding party (and therefore had a little write up in the booklet). AWKWARD doesn't begin to cover it.

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I wonder if this bowling alley bit is satire on the one that Nixon had installed the same year this movie came out. Solid bit either way, especially that gutter waddle

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@yatsu The President keeps trying and failing to fix things, I think it might *be* a metaphor. #Monsterdon

You'd think the WH Bowing Alley would have a pin monkey

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The bowling alley which Johnson installed...I wasn't wrong earlier #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington

Please tell me the President dies in a Bowling Mishap that would be AMAZING #Monsterdon

"Are you watching me Jack"

Narcissistic like 45 too...

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And that's how the gutter dance was born...

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"Now where's the dammed ball?" President showing definite dog tendencies. Is *he* a covert werewolf???? #monsterdon

"take off your shoes or get in the gutter" - this president has a real way with words

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"I'm a murderer, I killed someone last night"
"Sir, this is an Arby's"
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Presidential bowling suite. With photos of AWACS on the wood-panelled walls. Absolute *style*. #monsterdon

Did the president basically just say person, woman, man, camera? This movie is so weird

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#monsterdon Funny that they call that couple "kids"

my political platform: the anarchists must be punished, arrest all the wolves. thank you very much ladies and gentlemen no questions at this time. #monsterdon

If Trump could get his tiny hands into a bowling ball he would be like this president

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This werewolf has the least fierce energy i have ever seen in a werewolf. #monsterdon

love them walking in the gutters of the presidential bowling alley

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see the werewolf attacking a phonebooth is satirical because.... uh... political commentary... see he's licking the phone booth because.... uh...

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The interior shot of this phone booth is pretty cool actually, it would be really effective in a scary movie

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Where was I last night? A little cardio, a little murder, a lot of shave.

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payphones were just connected to nothing, loose boxes out there on the street with a tape with like 5 pre-recorded conversations on them #monsterdon

Good going - you tipped the phone booth over on the door.

Then you're chased off by somebody with a snare drum.

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Apparently if the Capitol building eclipses the moon it holds off the werewolf transformation

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werewolves are a classic tale of over-virulence: you can spread werewolves with just a bite, but the werewolf always ends up killing its host immediately, so despite being highly transmissible, werewolfism is not a very effective as a pathogen #monsterdon

Ooh, a "you people"! He said the quiet part out loud, this IS a Republican administration. #Monsterdon

This guy is less of a werewolf and more of a were-Scottie dog. His twitchy nose is awfully cute, though

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#monsterdon Nooooo not the ultra-hot girl!!!

He's not a werewolf! He's a were housecat!
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Werewolf zoomies!

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I can't get over the Wolfman + immaculate suit combo.

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Hey that's not a werewolf, that's just a sassy cat! #monsterdon

looking at the wiki page, it looks like there WERE a number of questionably legal releases of the movie over the years, which explains the total lack of uniformity between all the bootleg cuts we're watching now lmao. #monsterdon

@Lazarou I'd watch that move! #monsterdon

this werewolf better kill a white man i swear to god

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watergate arrests: June 1972.
This movie release: February 1973

so given filming timelines... was that watergate cameo just a coincidence??? #monsterdon

Oh, I hope he doesn't go on that rug. #Monsterdon

No, Jack, that's NOT what you have been seeing in people's hands. And that's not a pentagram. #monsterdon

Quick spot check on Washington DC monuments during this phone call, to make sure they're still there. #Monsterdon

dean stockwell you know whom you must kill tonight ... the bigot in the bathroom #monsterdon

Ouch, lampshading that with an F-slur. #monsterdon

@stragu They should've called it The Werewolf of The Water Closet

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🦖 WereWho 🦖

🐺 Clifton James plays the AG. You might remember his best role ever: Sheriff J.W. Pepper in -two- bond films: Live and Let Die (1973, same year!) and The Man with the Golden Gun (1974).

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How much of this movie is going to be in bathrooms
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oh my god he thinks he's a manchurian candidate

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#monsterdon PORN STAR

That red star tattoo doesn't look anything like the palm pentagrams, Jack.

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"The Pentagon? The pentagram!" #verySatire #monsterdon

"Will you come to the bathroom with me? ... I want to show you something."

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#monsterdon Brown water sir?

@Lazarou Yes! It's on the "rainbow steaks" where the jockey hit it. #monsterdon

When you pull on a bathroom stall door and it doesn't open, "doesn't seem to work" probably should not be your first thought

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"People see pentagrams all the time Jack, get over it"

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Fellas is it gay to scratch the top of your head? #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is some absolutely bonkers toilet drama. "Oh no no no you really want to use this other stall- the flush is as as powerful as a jet engine"

Oddly, this president gets more Trumpian the angrier he is....

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Imagine trying to describe this bathroom scene to someone

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AND HE DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS. #monsterdon

Ohhh., the toy is top secret plans......plans the President almost left in the toilet....well well....

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My mom got Bingo! #monsterdon

He's waiting for the other shoe to drop .....

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They nailed the presidential IQ, also. #Monsterdon

He totally wants to chew on those shoes. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Disturbing abandoned child's space toy in the toilets....

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This scene paid for by Mobil gas. Don't want to get killed by a werewolf, fill your tank with Mobil. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

This werewolf just looks like he ought to be a doggo chasing members of the original cast of Cats

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WHY IS HE BREAKING INTO A BATHROOM STALL

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"Book 'em!"

Yeah, Jack! Use your authority as Assistant Press Secretary to put these kids in JAIL! #Monsterdon

"A Weirdwolf?" HMMM.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Weirdwolf_(G1)
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Book 'em?! I'm a press secretary! An _assistant_ press secretary!

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When he's flushing the cross, I swear I thought he was going to drink out of the toilet. #monsterdon

"A WEREWOLF."

"There wolf. There gas pump."

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meh, it's not the strangest thing i've ever seen at a gas station at night. #monsterdon

"a black man?"

"no, it was a werewolf, you racist pig"

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"Go away now-AWOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Funniest entrance of werewolf in a film!

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Oh shit a car stunt! Technically. It's a very very slow drive with a stuntman on the roof. But it's something.
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HAH! He actually caught the car he was chasing. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

@RobynGoodfellow FINE $350

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The space shuttle program had some terrible failures, but I don’t believe anything cut so deep as seeing the shuttle on the desk of POTUS in this piece of shit. #Monsterdon

He totally just Awooooed! #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington

Werewolf: "Do you want me to check your oil, ma'am?" #monsterdon

this food was worth the wait tho, what time yall at?? #Monsterdon

Second palm pentagram! With a really clumsy cut / film splice.

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"come scamper in the palace halls with me Jack, you wild beast you "

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"go away nowWOOOOOHHH"

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@LK_877 Not necessarily, but Team Werewolf is a nice place to be regardless

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A United States President in a tan suit?!?!! An idea as fanciful as national healthcare #Monsterdon

LMAO wolfie on the car almost looks cute. #Monsterdon

"I haven't been in the White House in some time." You're a reporter on the Presidential beat!

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So he's figured out that he's here to kill anarchists? It's an ethos, I guess.

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@CactuarJoe Shame that this probably fails the shopping cart test by default. #monsterdon