'down boy' the prez says to the woke antifa gay sex criminal furry, attempting to speak his kink language and deescalate the situation. heroic. #Monsterdon
We never get to see the president falling from a helicopter while grappling with a werewolf and then immediately holding a press conference covered in blood anymore βΉοΈ
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#monsterdon Well that flight went OK
Let The President 1v1 A Werewolf, Itβs His Direct Order #monsterdon
so the president is a werewolf now right? he got bit? #monsterdon
The Chinese prime minister does not deserve this.
Jack could you please stop turning into a werewolf and pay attention here #monsterdon
this is supposed to be funny? right?
this is comedy?
No call for a medic for the president. I think we've established how his staff feels about him.
DO NOT WANT!
how are you going to leave a helichopter while it's in the air
I'm tired of these mutherfxxin WEREWOLVES on this mutherxxin COPTER! #Monsterdon
C'mon Jack, hurry up. Become a werewolf and KILL EVERYONE ON THE HELICOPTER #Monsterdon
My favorite character. Random kaiju statue.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
I think there's another layer of joke here in that they sent a helichopter to pick up Jack, who lives at Watergate apparently?
DC is not a large city.
yes, give the people what they've been waiting for. a werewolf EATING the president. #monsterdon
"Don't bark at me," "the boy who cried wolf" You're laying it on a LITTLE THICK #Monsterdon
"Is it true everybody in Washington is worried about a werewolf"
America, your friends are concerned
Jack you need to pace youself. Its great youve discovered this new world and community but you dont need to speedrun your sexual awakening #Monsterdon
For as bad as this movie is, there have been a LOT of dad wolf puns and I'm here for them.
#monsterdon "If I... change... that's the only thing that can keep me from killing someone else."
Also the silver-handled stick I just spent the last scene bellowing about. That's another thing. So two things.
And hopefully also these chains? OK so three things. But those three things are the only things that can keep me from killing someone else!
"Another murder tonight... AT WATERGATE!"
I have seen weirder movies. But most of them start out a little weird. This started out as a basic dumb werewolf movie. Now it's... Weirder than the movie about the mutant sheep godmonster.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
#monsterdon that was β¦. Ugly kissingβ¦
"I'M SORRY I'M ALL TIED UP RIGHT NOW" ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar
There was a loaded gun, but he wanted Captain Salmon to beat him to death with the cane instead?
It's impossible not to read this as fetish coding.
Y'know, the longer this goes the more sympathy I have for Jack. He's a werewolf and *nobody* will listen. Even after he's got objective proof, people just... Don't listen. I'd kill people too. #Monsterdon
Chekhov's gun (loaded with silver bullets). #monsterdon
Ok, werewolves I buy, but the WH bowling alley only has ONE lane. #Monsterdon
Took a hard turn into 50 Shades of Clockwork Orange here
"Don't worry I'll leave your chains on." Well clearly she's down. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
"PICK UP THE CANE AND KILL ME GODAMNIT KILL ME!" me when i stub my toe #monsterdon
Gosh, guys, i dunno, maybe chain the lycan to something more substantial than a wicker chair?
And now... Videodrome. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Werewolf okay, I'm extra confused what's happening here. Three's some kind of service corridor under the white house filled with... probably explosives? And Jack went down it and did a sabotage and then met a short person in a lab coat who he just... befriends in his wolf form instead of being violent? What?
Is the short dude a wolf scientist or spy or scientist spy or something?
and now Salmon has our boy tied to the chair, begging. and "whimpering." i know i tend to read things as gay even when they're really not, but like. jeez dude. #monsterdon
Marion likes her men chained up.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
man chained to chair demands to be hit with special cane
Based on the licking scene earlier, I think some Beggin' Strips would be more effective than chains. #Monsterdon
Chekov's cane!
"Would you please stop barking at me?" π π #Monsterdon
#monsterdon ok so there is a Harry Potter Slytherin style hidden entrance in a White House bathroomβ¦
i always just assumed the white house had a basement with guys in cages tbh
I keep waiting for someone to receive a call on their shoe.
I just now put together the Dr Kiss/H Kissinger reference #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington
donβt have to get any film permits if you only film in bathrooms #FilmFact #monsterdon
werewolf bondage yeaaahhhh
SO MANY BATHROOMS #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
this movie has taken a hard left turn that i was not expecting at all
Where are we? What the fuck is going on!? #monsterdon
CAN THIS MOVIE PLEASE GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A BATHROOM SCENE
#monsterdon No "little person" urinals. Typical.
why are people in this movie so determinted to get into closed bathroom stalls?
The best I can tell the last hour has been Dean Stockwell's hallucination after hitting a tree in Hungary #monsterdon
"Follow me into the toilet Mr President, I know that's where you conduct business....."
???????????????? #monsterdon #werewolfofwashington
@Lazarou I _don't know_
"And then I saw that shirt, now I'm a believer!"
#Monsterdon
why is? what
π¦ Did you Notice? π¦
Also down in that industrial dungeon:
πΊ Naked guy in glass box
πΊ Someone chained to a gurney
This briefing scene is actually more cringe than the bowling ball or the bathroom scenes. This film has everything awkward about the 70s in one place.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfofWashington
Great, another bathroom scene, this time with the little person scientist #monsterdon
The White House is built on top of Willy Wonka's Monster Factory! I knew it!!
Alright. After the fingers swelling up to fill the bowling ball holes, and the quick thrust comment in the war room, and all the bathroom stuff, I am officially announcing my gaydar has been triggered, there are homoerotic overtones, I am a canadian we invented gaydar, it must be that this is a movie for us queers. #Monsterdon
Lol, Dr Frankenstein in the basement knows how to commune with werewolves. I approve of this scene. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
They don't usually show you the Frankenstein room on the white house tour. #monsterdon
Who amongst us has not casually ordered one bullet over the phone? #Monsterdon
smol doctor forester to the rescue I GUESS?
I am so lost. Is this the combination White House basement/engineering facility/morgue? #Monsterdon
does the white house really have this much infrastructure under it? Is this a power plant? #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
Oh great, he's got a thing for fee-- what the *FUCK* where IS this supposed to be!? #Monsterdon
Little person Frankenstein in the White house steam tunnels? We're waaaay off the map here. #monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
okay
uh
what the actual fuck now?
smol dr. frankenstein wants to make friends with the werewolf?
Wait, how did we get to this industrial facility? And why did it have a guard with a machine gun?
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington
what's happening right now?
Ah, the short mad scientist made friends with the puppy!
π¦ WereWho πΊ
Dr. Kiss is played by Michael Dunn. He played in Star Trek TOS, Wild Wild West (regularly) and appeared in other shows and movies throughout the 60s and early 70s.
Loved that guy as a villain. He died soon after this movie. I'm sure there was no connection.
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington assuming that this scene with the bowling ball rescue takes place in the White House's secret bowling alley. I have no idea if the White House has a bowling alley or not, but if it does it's probably a secret.
I will assume that Air Force One has a bowling alley in this universe as well.
"One last quick thrust into his sanctuaries"
I can no longer tell whether the movie is throwing out these double entendres on purpose.
We all wish we could slowly back out of meetings the way that Jack does
conventional weapons are not effective against werewolves, and as soon as you realize your gun doesn't work you need to just lie down and accept that it is your time to be eaten #monsterdon
I think we should absolutely notify Congress about the protective protactive reconnaisance thrusting into his sanctuaries
What are all these machines doing under the White House anyway?
Oh my, it's getting weirder.....
Can't call him a good boy if he doesn't know his name #monsterdon
OMG the werewolf whisperer
#Monsterdon
"...I'm afraid of the reaction from the lunatic right"
Oh, you haven't seen nuthin' yet.
Reactive protractive subtractive sumthinorother #Monsterdon
"one last quick thrust into his sanctuaries" huh #monsterdon
"YOU CAN'T TURN INTO A MURDERING WEREWOLF IN HERE, THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!" #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I was about to ask which scene but it's kind of all of them
he wants to thrust into his sanctuary
Here's a thought: A double feature. The Werewolf of Washington and Doctor Strangelove. #Monsterdon
the godmonster of indian flats was easier to follow than this and it HAD NO FUCKING PLOT #monsterdon
#Monsterdon #WerewolfOfWashington Props to the black reporter who keeps trying to stand up to the crypto-racist government.
Oh my god is this movie doing USN/SAC nuclear arsenal discourse
Sorry, I didn't hear anything you said after "sex murders." #Monsterdon