@apLundell there's still time 🤞

#Monsterdon

@Louisa classic “lying to my boss” energy #monsterdon

OK nobody gave us “the dog dies” warning

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I feel like they're avoiding the swatting of insects just to mess up my bingo card

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon these guys are going to break into the lab and learn about his dark history with bee fraud

this experience is what made bob dobbs here turn towards religion, isn't it?

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@diazona @chirpbirb Could be gas? Sometimes it's gas! #DadMode #Monsterdon

wasp dude is gonna walk away and never come back any second now

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

That wasp cat was perfectly happy, how fucking dare you #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Oh I'd like to beat Roger Corman senseless for that cat scene. >:/ #Monsterdon

something is gonna happen at some point tho right?

#monsterdon

JUST BURN THE EVIDENCE LMAO

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Janice, strung out on jelly, ends up homeless, living over a subway grate, yelling “how old do I look” at passersby. ##Monsterdon

Omg what did that cat do to u #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

And the Wasp Queen defends her territory! So sad, Bob Dobbs, wrong place at the wrong time.

#Monsterdon

that's right, kitty, get him back for all the experimenting! get 'im! #monsterdon

BAD MAN! BAD MAN!! Poor kitty!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Wait. Is sexy voice secretary attracted to the CEO lady? She sure seems smitten after the rejuvenation.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Wasp Cat!!
I want that movie
#monsterdon

@Taweret Oh great, we're back to the black and blue vs white and gold arguments again! :-P #Monsterdon

We got Wasp Woman sign!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

poor cat :(

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I like the goofy music for Grandpa Enzymes here. Aaaaand the dead cat reveal... Now. #Monsterdon

@Taweret side effects of Waspinol. #monsterdon

"it's like a dream!"

soon to be a nightmare...

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

This movie would be a lot funnier if they got a eight year old actress to swap in for the CEO lady.

#monsterdon

her dress suddenly went from all gray to vivid orange and blue

#monsterdon

Somebody get me some paper mache!! I got to me something out of paper. #monsterdon

Time for another big jelly shot! Too bad the doc is in a coma with brain damage and can't make more ...

#Monsterdon

If they re-made #TheWaspWoman today, she'd be doing self- #CRISPR in the old dude's workshop.

#Monsterdon

look lady you could just wash your face better if you wanted to improve your looks instead of shooting up wasp juice jeeeeez! #Monsterdon

hahahahabzzzbzzzbzzz-- sorry. hahah. yes, hahah. #monsterdon

sapphic vibes between these two

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

How can she not be done with her nails by now

#monsterdon

not trying to shame anyone who wears those kinds of frames but maybe the bad look of the company is her weirdly narrow fucking glasses

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@OldRustBucket oh yeah I think a few people loosely alluded to that

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Yeah, don't actually say that! I know that now! #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial actual lol xD

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Time for a late night snack.
A peanut butter and royal jelly sammich doesn't count on a cheat day.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

What, what was with the dramatic music and the cat...is it getting older again? Or turning into a wasp? All I saw was ruffled fur! #Monsterdon

Are we finally going to get some arthropod action?!

#monsterdon

you look so different!

she does not look that different.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"Your breasts look so much firmer than yesterday!" #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

meeeooowwwwzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

#Monsterdon

"boss, you forgot to put on your old woman makeup" #monsterdon

Miss Husky Voice, earning her paycheck. #GoodForHer #monsterdon

Is she supposed to look younger? It's hard to tell with the color being so strange
#monsterdon

It's disorienting that the scientist was a voice of reason in this one and not really a "mad" scientist. Just kind of annoyed at getting his funding cut.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

gee, gang, we should really figure out what that shady business lady is doing with all those weird serums!

[the weirdest fucking soundtrack you've heard starts playing]

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Is there a triangle solo?! #Monsterdon

And now that I've injected myself with a massive dose of an experimental drug unknown to the USDA, I think I'll go for a nice long walk! *gggkkkk!* #Monsterdon

If somebody hasn't already mention it, wasp do NOT make royal jelly. Sloppy sloppy science, movie. #monsterdon

@apLundell That makes her CEO material #monsterdon

I too enjoy some midnight science when I’m feeling stressed. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

This lady is not super smart.

#monsterdon

@Taweret actively cackling at waspinol

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"I've seen half a dozen injections at this point, I can do it myself, I'm sure." Holy shit, she really is a CEO.

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Thank goodness, an ad. I need a breather from all the smoke #monsterdon

ok i turned the saturation down on my tv. now i can pay attention to the movie lol #monsterdon

Glad the boss lady has a good history of mainlining, so she can do it herself without problems. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@apLundell (and I am totally here for it)

#Monsterdon

if you or a loved one used Waspinol and were later dianosed with ominous music you may be entitled to financial compensation

#monsterdon

The old self-medicating till something really bad happens trope. #monsterdon

preparing the injection....!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

At least a xylophone player got a paycheck outta this whole thing. #Monsterdon

ma'am, are you a phlebotomist? i don't believe that's safe (or legal, but whatever). #monsterdon

@apLundell Now that you mention it, I think the premise of every #Monsterdon movie is basically "they shouldn't have X"

Oh I guess I got the longer version. It has more walking and smoking I guess? Maybe more misogyny?
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Second progress shot! Got some ghastly insect facial stuff going on! Onto the shading!
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman
#Monsterdrawn

oh my god that's what it sounds like in my head. it sounds like they hired the scooby doo scorers for this episode on an off day

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

#monsterdon So this was where they lifted the cat scene from Re-Animator from...

Mm, time for a midnight snack. I know it's wrong but I can't wait for breakfast! #Monsterdon

y'know, sometimes you come across a mainline hollywood film that makes the Manos soundtrack make sense, and this is one of those times

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Zerofactorial Movie! Leave the F**KING CATS Alone! #Monsterdon

MY WASP-Y SENSE IS TINGLING

#Monsterdon

Let me know when she starts buzzing uncontrollably, and it's NOT teledildonics. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Taweret Asbestos was legal back then #monsterdon

I was thinking the plot of this movie seems familiar and then it hit me. Didn’t the Halle Berry Catwoman have the same plot? #Monsterdon

Diggin' the wild jazzy soundtrack in tonight's #Monsterdon it's as discordant as the colour in the Amazon version

Let me know what she starts buzzing uncontrollably, and it's NOT teledildonics. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

ma'am, i'm not trying to be this person, but if you're worried about your looks, you might try NOT spending all night worrying over your company at the office. good sleep is important. #monsterdon

WHOSE KID DID THEY HIRE FOR THE XYLOPHONE

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Perhaps they shouldn't have told the boss her profits for her entire business empire were down because she wasn't youthful anymore.

#monsterdon

@diazona @joewynne @forestine It's wacky veering into zany in between the frightening parts #monsterdon

did he just put a lit pipe in his pocket?

#monsterdon

the company is named after that woman, she should fire those men even if she does turn into a wasp #monsterdon

I love the white guys being willing to sell out the young, underling woman. Assholes #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@cheribaker You read my mind, I was actually quite curious about that

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero I think someone's been framed #Crickets #Monsterdon

with this much wasp queen jelly in my system I can smoke a DOZEN cigarettes - all at once!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

am i supposed to care about these office characters because holy shit i don't

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

i think i would have a hard time eating if i was sharing a table with people whose faces kept changing from orange to green to gray

#monsterdon

@forestine @joewynne Don't forget the tympani #monsterdon

"A woman so eager to hold back the ravages of time she jumps at the first quack! Jeez, all I did was call her a hoary hag in front of the whole company board!" #Monsterdon

@joewynne @Zerofactorial @forestine TBH I am quite liking the jazz parts of the soundtrack

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

$2,300 in 1959 is equivalent to $24,326 today. #monsterdon

Man molesting a cat without cause. Worst attack scene ever #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Bob Dobbs is good at picking locks, I see.

#Monsterdon

They going to take her out to the shed and shoot her or what? #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman