@neia shh, the writers don't know either

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

“There are going to be a lot of red faces in my advertising department…”

Or if you’re watching the colorized version, make that aquamarine

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@joewynne @Zerofactorial maybe the jazz, but the frantic cartoon xylophones... well depends on your definition of "sexy music" but i'm not one to kink shame #monsterdon

@blogdiva Mebbie it's intramuscular FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BONE?! #JustSpitballin. #Monsterdon

they fired the last pianist and found a competent one

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Zerofactorial @forestine

Jazz is the sexiest!
#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

Late 50s horror sci-fi film about an insect-humanoid hybrid ... Vincent Price sees what's going on here, and he is not amused ...
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

also never call anyone 'my dear'

#monsterdon

do photocopiers exist yet? or is this screenwriter just stupid?

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Meanwhile in the corporate espionage part of the movie... #Monsterdon

it's just that every time you give me that dug, ominous music plays. is that normal?

#monsterdon

No, she doesn't look 22, sorry #monsterdon

@Taweret Smurfs are calling HR! #Monsterdon

WHO'S NEPHEW IS ON PIANO

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@apLundell Wait... is this movie just an extended Batman villain origin? #Monsterdon

"this could have been an email, and also, I am being transformed into a monster"

Same, girl, same

#Monsterdon

Kitty does not like fuzzy small potatoes glued to their back.

#Monsterdon

I think I would wait until he had the dosage right based on the animal studies she's gonna turn into a 4 year old or something #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie

I was going to boost it, but they won't go any further!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I like how they didn't even bother coloring him when he walked between too many objects too quickly
#monsterdon

Increase the dosage! We've only got 45 minutes left to turn me into Jeff Goldblum! #Monsterdon

You know who'd like this movie?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H6ThQ3KMXs #Monsterdon

@Taweret I'm not convinced these are actual humans #monsterdon

now the secretary just has one blue finger

#monsterdon

KITTY!! That cat is a kitten again. And this woman wants to be a sexy kitten again. Meow~
Oh shit the orchestra woke up... and fell asleep again.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@moira @apLundell By #Monsterdon standards, yes

should i be concerned about the ominous music and buzzing while im being injected with the experimental wasp drug?

#monsterdon

enzyme extracts....

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Finally, our first human injection. Something's gonna happen any minute, I'm sure of it. #Monsterdon

Zinthrope needs to learn that intravenous and intramuscular injections are not the same thing.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

She mainlines several cc of serum with a big honking needle and doesn't need a bandage afterwards - I call BS #monsterdon

#Monsterdon at least he used an alcohol wipe

@apLundell look, it stayed the same species! It's _obviously_ ready for human testing!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I feel like wasp injections should be subq, not mainlined, but I'm not a quack, what should I know. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Given that this is a Filmgroup production, I'm crossing my fingers that one of Dick Miller's many incarnations of Walter Paisley will show up and stop the mad scientist in his tracks...

#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

Ow! Someone tell the soundtrack to go easy! I don't have my gloves up yet! #Monsterdon

Uh oh first injection #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Bob Dobbs is shocked at the new look.

#Monsterdon

“yeah, sure, don’t bother to close the lid back on the mutant cat” #monsterdon

I sure hope we get more with the secretaries
#monsterdon

protagonist, holding "age regressed" kitten: you know what that means?
kitten, who knows nothing and is being held by an actress: :neocat_box:

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Well the horn section doesn't seem all that thrilled with this decision. (the first injection) #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Sexy voice secretary? That's an odd way to answer the phone. Great husky voice though.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@yatsu oh good point, no wonder he thinks it's ready for human testing!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"Do you remember the big cat I showed you last week?" Is it a goat now? #monsterdon

"It feels like I want you to stop shouting in my face, twit!" #Monsterdon

so far watching the 1:12 version i can only surmise that the part the rest of you missed was more shots of bees and smoking #monsterdon

The colorized version is like watching the B&W version on acid #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

hey, the cat managed to stay the same species! good job, kitty! #monsterdon

This Doctor Cyclops sounds like a #monsterdon candidate.

Yes, let’s get back to Oiving…I think there’s a real story there

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Uh oh! Looks like kitty got a bad case of The Tingler!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I think Janice would look a lot younger if she didn't have a half pound of hairspray on top of her head #monsterdon

@joewynne for reals xD

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Janice is jonesin' for more of that royal jelly juice.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Loving the colorization play-by-play. Better than actually watching that version. 😆

#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

WHAT IS THE DOCTOR CYCLOPS JOKE

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I think I'll just self-inject a jelly shot, how hard can it be? 20cc, or 120cc ... or more ... that's a huge syringe compared to her first two shots.

#Monsterdon

so i says to 'em i says listen, irving

#monsterdon

Put 'em back in their sockets old man :/ #Monsterdon

"So I says to him, I says..." these world-weary secretaries are great

#Monsterdon

@forestine Does that count as "sexy music" for bingo purposes? #monsterdon

colors staying the same is for fools
~The Wasp Woman color edition
#monsterdon

GET THIS MAD SCIENTIST TO HORNY JAIL RIGHT NOW!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

You could chop wood with that secretary's collar. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Wait, what's Hefner doing in this movie?

#Monsterdon

@paco oh wait it is in my version but around 25:50

#Monsterdon

Drop dead x2 #TheWaspWoman #Monsterdon

“A quack can be fatal.”
[ducks looking nervous]
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

A wild "so I says to him I says" has appeared! #monsterdon

Also love a good “So I sez ta him…” #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

They are reusing guinea pig stock footage.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Love the accent
#monsterdon

@chirpbirb Depends on what you're smoking #monsterdon

Yon Zinthrop hath a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

one of the tags on the filiing cabinet keeps changing back and forth from pink to blue

#monsterdon

Never date a guy who calls you "Bright Eyes here" #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Kinetograph and that the movie's title is in no way foreshadowing - er, explicitly stating - what might happen there

#Monsterdon

I’ve seen better set design in Doris Wishman films …
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

dear women: how do you put up with men. in general

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

oh jeez pre-church bob dobs is back

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Things are going horribly wrong, you can tell by the incidental music

#Monsterdon

weird music for a wasp/business meeting/research montage

#monsterdon

@Taweret Beyoncé didn't become Queen Bee overnight #monsterdon

OH WOMEN #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

Whoops, just had the movie's theme laid bare there. "Oh, *women*..." #Monsterdon

This movie is filled with goofy music #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

this secretary's actress is ed wood-worthy! someone get her a meeting with bela!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"why doesn't somebody wise her up?"

yeah! fuck those uppity women owning businesses and shit! back to the kitchen!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

All the balding white dudes with fleshtoned hair makes it look more like they've got some Star Trek alien-head syndrome going on. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

“You will violate FDA regulations and leap to human testing.”
“Okay.”
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

[singing] scieeence montaaage #monsterdon

Mad science montage!

#Monsterdon

@trixter So a normal night on #Monsterdon

"I will be your next guinea pig"

What could go wrong?

#Monsterdon

I feel silly now because it literally is #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

business lady's forehead turned blue for a few seconds and then her nose did

#monsterdon

@Louisa

Yeah, everyone, there are *multiple versions* of this movie. An extra short segment was added in 1964 and the colorized version has a long new sequence about the beekeeper. You are not going crazy!

You have always been crazy!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

hey that's the same guinea pig! this film's cheating!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I'm sure nothing with go wrong with testing the formula on her and it will have no bearing on the plot of this film. #Monsterdon