See, this is why modern investigators start at the hospital. #monsterdon
"Janet."
"BRAD!"
#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Stock footage of men answering phones and driving places!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
sorry, the wasps in my head are bothering me
I feel like there hasn't been enough Wasp Woman in this film
#monsterdon
This movie still has alarmingly few wasps and a shocking zero wasp women so far. I'm concerned.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Dude wants to take over the wasp laboratory, and she tells him he can in 48 hours. ... and that's not good enough?
Calm down. It's just a lab full of wasp juice.
By the way, you make one #WaspCat and you go out and try to commit suicide? That's quite a leap
"Was it 5ccs or 50? Or half? Damn, I forgot. Better play it safe, 550."
the colorization gives him a flesh-colored mustache that just looks like he has a rare case of upper-lip leprosy. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
@otheorange_tag The Devil Wears Chitinous Scales #monsterdon
@lorgonumputz That's his name! #WrongHashtag #Monsterdon
Zinthrop lives!
damn it. janet. i love youuuuu
if only there were some way to reverse his aging and improve his bodyβs ability to heal #monsterdon
We're 50 minutes into this 1 hour movie and we've had wasps and women but no Wasp Woman. Get With It Roger! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Wait is this movie gaslighting the Wasp Woman?
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Coffee, tobacco, bug juice, this movie's got all the stimulants you could ask for. #Monsterdon
who knows how badly _our_ brains have been damaged by this film?
@Taweret he was so old and short that nobody noticed :(
@Kinetograph especially when the actors have no lines. #Monsterdon
so when does she turn into The Wasp, where are the pym particles
Never a good sign when your subtitles read: "Worrying Music ..."
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman
they put some real money into panelling those hospital walls. And several An Arts. Very classy.
oh. he's not dead. too bad, i thought something might have actually happened there for a minute. #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial The devil wears hexaprada? #Monsterdon
wait. are they looking for the old man? if you die in the street doesn't that get reported or something?
@chirpbirb loving all these classic New York palm trees! #Monsterdon
These office ladies are talking for a solid minute - I feel so spoiled #monsterdon
@starkraving666 that's why they're all making such bad decisions. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
NVM, the hole is back now.
That's what happens when you bring a gun to a wasp fight!
β¦How long can they possibly need to drive
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Old man beekeeper got isekaied of screen!
And nice transition after his death.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
All these ppl are driving on leaded gasoline too #monsterdon #thewaspwoman
This is quite the sound-track for "Man drives down the street to use a payphone".
[TENSE MUSIC] [THE ACTOR IS PICKING UP A PHONE] ????
@moira oohh now an extended parking scene if we're lucky #monsterdon
wacky music to drive around by
Give. The. Xylophone. A. Rest! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Don't canvas the neighborhood! Just drive randomly around and choose one random person to stop and ask. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
I like this vertiginous footage of driving around in a huge 50s car
The white guys are on the case! We got white-guys-on-the-case music!
@trixter I liked the cymbal crash out of nowhere #monsterdon
Driving scenes are a good way to pad out the running time of a low-budget movie. #Monsterdon
The Xylophonist for this film deserved to get paid more!
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman
xylophone kid really showing off his summer classes
you literally pulled up to one ice cream parlor to show them the phote, but ignored every other place on this obvious shopping street. okay. you get what you get. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza A hive mind would make this more thematically appropriate.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
@msh OMGOMG it's SpiderPig?! #Monsterdon
@blogdiva He got hit by that 1929 Packard they kept showing in the stock footage
dead waspkeepers are hard to find
This movie has too much xylophone and not enough theremin. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
This soundtrack is driving me up the wall. One more trill and drumbeat and *I'M* gonna need an injection. #Monsterdon
Mary is sweet. Sheβll surely die horribly. #Monsterdon
Hell of a shiner you got, doc. Looks like that hole in your cheek healed, though.
was that, like 1950s stock footage of a guy in an office? i don't-- #monsterdon
How is traffic so good in LA? WASP JELLY!
Ooo! An exciting plot point! A crucial letter is missing! Oh wait, somebody made a copy. Nevermind.
Somebody get me high fructose syrup NOW! #monsterdon
Are those donut jammies?
this takes place in new york, for real. you can tell by the way we say manhattan and the backdrop that was very real outside of the building.
Yeah, NOW it's a Perry Mason episode. Paul Drake is here. #Monsterdon
so.. so the clown from IT got him? is that what just happened?
@Taweret In my mind it was a wasp cat and nobody can tell me otherwise
Insect-lady in heels - nice #monsterdon
So many bottles on shelves β #monsterdon
That was the most hilarious βgot hit by a carβ sound effect EVER. #Monsterdon
Is she going to start keeping the parts in the fridge when they start falling off?
"Sooner or later we find them all"? Are you the Borg, sir? #Monsterdon
That collar has evil mastermind vibes for sure! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
When are we going to get the scene depicted on the movie poster, that's all I want #monsterdon
i don't understand, is the curb-- oh. ah. #monsterdon
MAN I wanna slap the pipe out of Bob Dobbs' mouth there. #Monsterdon
@WhiskeySailor I want to see a giant cat movie where the townsfolk have to build a 50-foot tall ball of string to placate the cat. #Monsterdon
they didn't have the budget for a car accident
Waspcat is my spirit animal ...
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman
Mr. Zinthrop? My butt's turned all pointy and hurts and stuff. Is this bad?
Boss lady now has a stinger where her favorite hemorrhoid used to be, and she wants to talk to the manager. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
"i'm turning into a fucking rat! i mean, a wasp! what's supposed to happen?"
This injection merits sad cello music, must be a good one #monsterdon
did the cat look more like a wasp in colour? because really... #monsterdon
@OldRustBucket :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: :blob_cat_heart: #Monsterdon
justice for Wasp Cat
Mr Zinthrup, i've got this awful Ominous Music in my ears, is this normal? #monsterdon
"Mister Zinthrop! It's time for my bug juice!" #Monsterdon
ah man, we coulda had a wasp cat
HEWWO? MISTEW ZINTHWOP? ANSWEW THE DOOW PWEASE
She's already back for another fix. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
@Taweret@octodon.social We hope. My faith in Our Lady of Perpetual Stinging is waning swiftly.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Cat now a wasp. Details later.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
@WhiskeySailor βPlotβ #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
With the early Cold War Corporate Science Run Amok theme going on in this film, this kind of feels like really gonzo Ralph Nader or Rachel Carson fan-fic ...
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman
Dr. Z really looks like he could use some coffee right about now
βItβs a beautiful day in the labβratory. A beautiful day in labβratory. Wonβt you be my..wonβt you be my..wonβt you be my subject?β #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
This is so much better, can focus on the plot now
#monsterdon
73 mins x 60 sec/min x 24 frames/sec = 105,120 frames
BRB, going to paint 100k frames of film the size of postage stamps by handβ¦
they let xylophone kid near the piano.
Why's it smell like burned fur in here? #Monsterdon