See, this is why modern investigators start at the hospital. #monsterdon

"Janet."
"BRAD!"
#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Stock footage of men answering phones and driving places!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

sorry, the wasps in my head are bothering me

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I feel like there hasn't been enough Wasp Woman in this film
#monsterdon

This movie still has alarmingly few wasps and a shocking zero wasp women so far. I'm concerned.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Dude wants to take over the wasp laboratory, and she tells him he can in 48 hours. ... and that's not good enough?

Calm down. It's just a lab full of wasp juice.

#monsterdon

By the way, you make one #WaspCat and you go out and try to commit suicide? That's quite a leap

#Monsterdon

this movie is almost over and there still isn't a wasp woman

i was promised a wasp woman

#monsterdon

"Was it 5ccs or 50? Or half? Damn, I forgot. Better play it safe, 550."

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

the colorization gives him a flesh-colored mustache that just looks like he has a rare case of upper-lip leprosy. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@otheorange_tag The Devil Wears Chitinous Scales #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz That's his name! #WrongHashtag #Monsterdon

Zinthrop lives!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

damn it. janet. i love youuuuu

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

if only there were some way to reverse his aging and improve his body’s ability to heal #monsterdon

We're 50 minutes into this 1 hour movie and we've had wasps and women but no Wasp Woman. Get With It Roger! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Wait is this movie gaslighting the Wasp Woman?
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Coffee, tobacco, bug juice, this movie's got all the stimulants you could ask for. #Monsterdon

who knows how badly _our_ brains have been damaged by this film?

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Taweret he was so old and short that nobody noticed :(

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Kinetograph especially when the actors have no lines. #Monsterdon

so when does she turn into The Wasp, where are the pym particles

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Never a good sign when your subtitles read: "Worrying Music ..."
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

they put some real money into panelling those hospital walls. And several An Arts. Very classy.

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

oh. he's not dead. too bad, i thought something might have actually happened there for a minute. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial The devil wears hexaprada? #Monsterdon

wait. are they looking for the old man? if you die in the street doesn't that get reported or something?

#monsterdon

@chirpbirb loving all these classic New York palm trees! #Monsterdon

These office ladies are talking for a solid minute - I feel so spoiled #monsterdon

@starkraving666 that's why they're all making such bad decisions. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

NVM, the hole is back now.

#Monsterdon

That's what happens when you bring a gun to a wasp fight!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

…How long can they possibly need to drive
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Old man beekeeper got isekaied of screen!
And nice transition after his death.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

All these ppl are driving on leaded gasoline too #monsterdon #thewaspwoman

This is quite the sound-track for "Man drives down the street to use a payphone".

#monsterdon

[TENSE MUSIC] [THE ACTOR IS PICKING UP A PHONE] ????

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@moira oohh now an extended parking scene if we're lucky #monsterdon

wacky music to drive around by

#monsterdon

Give. The. Xylophone. A. Rest! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Don't canvas the neighborhood! Just drive randomly around and choose one random person to stop and ask. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I like this vertiginous footage of driving around in a huge 50s car

#Monsterdon

The white guys are on the case! We got white-guys-on-the-case music!

#Monsterdon

@trixter I liked the cymbal crash out of nowhere #monsterdon

Driving scenes are a good way to pad out the running time of a low-budget movie. #Monsterdon

The Xylophonist for this film deserved to get paid more!
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

xylophone kid really showing off his summer classes

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

you literally pulled up to one ice cream parlor to show them the phote, but ignored every other place on this obvious shopping street. okay. you get what you get. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza A hive mind would make this more thematically appropriate.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@msh OMGOMG it's SpiderPig?! #Monsterdon

@blogdiva He got hit by that 1929 Packard they kept showing in the stock footage

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

dead waspkeepers are hard to find

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

This movie has too much xylophone and not enough theremin. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

This soundtrack is driving me up the wall. One more trill and drumbeat and *I'M* gonna need an injection. #Monsterdon

Mary is sweet. She’ll surely die horribly. #Monsterdon

Hell of a shiner you got, doc. Looks like that hole in your cheek healed, though.

#Monsterdon

was that, like 1950s stock footage of a guy in an office? i don't-- #monsterdon

How is traffic so good in LA? WASP JELLY!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Ooo! An exciting plot point! A crucial letter is missing! Oh wait, somebody made a copy. Nevermind.

#monsterdon

Somebody get me high fructose syrup NOW! #monsterdon

Are those donut jammies?

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

this takes place in new york, for real. you can tell by the way we say manhattan and the backdrop that was very real outside of the building.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Yeah, NOW it's a Perry Mason episode. Paul Drake is here. #Monsterdon

so.. so the clown from IT got him? is that what just happened?

#monsterdon

@Taweret In my mind it was a wasp cat and nobody can tell me otherwise

#Monsterdon

Insect-lady in heels - nice #monsterdon

So many bottles on shelves ✅ #monsterdon

That was the most hilarious “got hit by a car” sound effect EVER. #Monsterdon

Is she going to start keeping the parts in the fridge when they start falling off?

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"Sooner or later we find them all"? Are you the Borg, sir? #Monsterdon

That collar has evil mastermind vibes for sure! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

When are we going to get the scene depicted on the movie poster, that's all I want #monsterdon

i don't understand, is the curb-- oh. ah. #monsterdon

MAN I wanna slap the pipe out of Bob Dobbs' mouth there. #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor I want to see a giant cat movie where the townsfolk have to build a 50-foot tall ball of string to placate the cat. #Monsterdon

they didn't have the budget for a car accident

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Waspcat is my spirit animal ...
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

Mr. Zinthrop? My butt's turned all pointy and hurts and stuff. Is this bad?

#IfOnly #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Boss lady now has a stinger where her favorite hemorrhoid used to be, and she wants to talk to the manager. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"i'm turning into a fucking rat! i mean, a wasp! what's supposed to happen?"

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

This injection merits sad cello music, must be a good one #monsterdon

did the cat look more like a wasp in colour? because really... #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: :blob_cat_heart: #Monsterdon

justice for Wasp Cat

#monsterdon

Mr Zinthrup, i've got this awful Ominous Music in my ears, is this normal? #monsterdon

"Mister Zinthrop! It's time for my bug juice!" #Monsterdon

ah man, we coulda had a wasp cat

#monsterdon

HEWWO? MISTEW ZINTHWOP? ANSWEW THE DOOW PWEASE

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

She's already back for another fix. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Taweret@octodon.social We hope. My faith in Our Lady of Perpetual Stinging is waning swiftly.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Cat now a wasp. Details later.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@WhiskeySailor “Plot” #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

With the early Cold War Corporate Science Run Amok theme going on in this film, this kind of feels like really gonzo Ralph Nader or Rachel Carson fan-fic ...
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#Monsterdon
#TheWaspWoman

Dr. Z really looks like he could use some coffee right about now

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

“It’s a beautiful day in the lab’ratory. A beautiful day in lab’ratory. Won’t you be my..won’t you be my..won’t you be my subject?” #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

This is so much better, can focus on the plot now
#monsterdon

73 mins x 60 sec/min x 24 frames/sec = 105,120 frames

BRB, going to paint 100k frames of film the size of postage stamps by hand…

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

they let xylophone kid near the piano.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Why's it smell like burned fur in here? #Monsterdon