@phoutz It was? I thought it was only throttled #monsterdon

Pull the teeth back in, Johnny. #Monsterdon

@strangefour I guess if she needs to eat people every so often to maintain her human form I would take that

You are what you eat, they say

#Monsterdon

break the watch break his FACE maybe

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@sean #RaisesHandSlowly #Monsterdon

@Taweret They could have had a picnic scene with Coke and hot dogs, that'd get the wasp ladies all riled up #monsterdon

Maureen invented Netflix and chill in 1959. #Monsterdon

Hiya Pretty-puss!

That's how you work the secretaries.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Love the defiant jazz!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I've got a splitting headache and had blackouts I need to inject more of that sketchy stuff probably #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial But the cat was incinerated…I saw it with my own eyes…all 300 of them

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@chirpbirb He hit on her ass fault? #iMbeingAskedToLeave #Monsterdon

Ah, capitalism. When you're so needed in the office, they build a hospital room into the office, so they can keep you on the clock 24x7. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

i don't understand, does Mr Zinthrup not have a home? why is he staying in the office now? #monsterdon

So wait. She kills one dude and she's fine again? I was expecting The Fly, but this is just a cheap Dracula.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"...Mary, you wouldn't like me when I'm buzzing"

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

[Joking aside: wow, does this movie have a really jaundiced & depressing view of femininity!?@!]

#Monsterdon

@phoutz I would take #WaspCat (although that raises many more questions)

#Monsterdon

@phoutz Knowing Corman it was the cat #monsterdon

@phoutz@mastodon.online But it was wearing her necklace? Maybe she changes back and forth

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

did the pavement punch mr zinthrop in the eye?

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

She didn't turn into a wasp, she just invented the fursuit twenty years early is all. #Monsterdon

mr zinthrop got a black eye somehow

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I keep hearing "Zee head zee abdomen and zee thorax!" #monsterdon

It's almost been an hour and only one Wasp Woman sighting? Sad
#monsterdon

I am surprised to find out that this is a story about addiction in the end #monsterdon

it would have been better to just have watched these two secretaries do this schtick for an hour tbh

#monsterdon

"...the enzymes have gone crazy!"

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Nice dialogue, Rico Suave. #monsterdon

"There's no time for hysteria!"

#Monsterdon

@whknott unless I'm missing some context that changes things that seems inappropriately crude 😕

#Monsterdon

Oh noes. That giant wasp *wasn’t* Miss Starlin, WHO WAS IT? THE GUINEA PIG???

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

WASPINATOR TERRORIZE!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@chirpbirb turn off the color! #monsterdon

"it's-a me, sexual harrasment-io"

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@paco Definitely a Queen Something #monsterdon

#monsterdon the secretaries are back!!!

In my version, Wasp Woman just attacked and the scene was followed by jocular xylophone music following a rando.

Way to maintain the mood, director.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Love them
#monsterdon

this movie changes tone so fast

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@neia @Taweret @Zerofactorial oh my gods

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

okay, i do feel back for Secretary Mary, i feel like she just likes her boss, she didn't sign up for all this wasp business. #monsterdon

I don't know what I expected, but I didn't expect...that. #monsterdon

"Where's all the wasp women at?!" #WrongQuote #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial@noc.social @Taweret@octodon.social Putting the Hymen in Hymenoptera?

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman #Monsterdong

sorry, my head hurts from all the wasp enzymes eating my brain apart

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

wait that wasn't her? #Monsterdon

Lesbians. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Taweret Maybe. Maybe a Bee Woman, hard to tell #monsterdon

Look just because I turned into a fuzzy grrl and ate a guy doesn't mean the product has a down side! If anything, that's a feature!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

She needs to Wasp Out in this meeting and kill everyone. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"I want something understood very clearly, gentlemen. I'm a bug, good day." #Monsterdon

Glad I don't have to write the side effects portion of their ads. How to make wasphead sound sexy? #monsterdon

she looks nothing like the poster! we were promised big wasp-ass #Monsterdon

@Contrariwise Relatable #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

The real star of this film. #Monsterdon

YES!!!!!

God, that’s a pretty convincing qualitative analysis right there.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I mean, I'd still do her. Just sayin'.

#monsterdon

Wait I thought she was a wasp woman

#Monsterdon

"we're liable to run into trouble if we turn everyone into wasps"

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

HE LIVED!? BOO! Revenge for Wasp Cat!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

finally we get a wasp woman

#monsterdon

Last jelly shot (delivered off screen)!

#Monsterdon

Aw, jeez, white cop music again

#Monsterdon

Oh, drinking blood makes her human again? #Monsterdon

That’s a sexual harassment case for sure. #Monsterdon

MonsterBuzz
At 1:07:46, depending on your version, check out the elevator buttons. They're at an angle, so are probably glued onto the wall.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Taweret I want the scene where the business owner complains about government regulations against injecting yourself with an experimental wasp drug. #Monsterdon

Finally some buzzing #monsterdon

Turning her into a wasp automatically gives her a beatnik black leotard. Nicely done. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

That is one crappy looking mask #monsterdon

We stan a wasp queen #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

this dude is dressed like like he's cosplaying indiana jones at a sci-fi convention.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

...And we jump right into Laurel and Hardy. For christs sake. #Monsterdon

Nothing like a good qualitative analysis to get to the facts of the matter.

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

oo, and a grand appearance it is too. nice. #monsterdon

OK, that's twice now with the bloodsucking. Is the Wasp Woman part vampire?

#Monsterdon

and now following that brutal murder let's all laugh at the highjinks of billy the comic relief night watchmen!

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Finally, a women clearly wearing fuzzy gloves!
#monsterdon

FINALLY, the Wasp Woman! Shame it's a lady in a leotard and a halloween mask. #Monsterdon

Oooo! A wasp woman? FINALLY! #monsterdon

hey, there she is! Wasp Woman finally makes her appearance! #monsterdon

"I could run a qualitative analysis."
Get this man some self-selected phone surveys, stat! #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Wasp Woman is having dinner for two! 🥁

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

bloodthirsty!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Oh, I know how badly his brain has been damaged.

I know how badly his brain has been damaged... forever.

Wait, what? That's no good. Can we try that one again?

#Monsterdon

Roger Corman! #monsterdon

YES! #Monsterdon

The Wasp Woman

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Now with 27.3 percent more Xylophone!

#Monsterdon

finally! some waspage!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@Taweret Go to the church bake sale?! #iMbeingShownAstraightUpRedCard #BackToYouJim #Monsterdon

Well I think I know exactly where the extra 10 minutes comes in. This shit is from a different movie.
Also calm the fuck down xylophone!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Here we go!

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Oh nice, a sampler tray of bug juice. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Wait! There was coffee? How did I miss it?

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

#monsterdon so if the last injection turned the clock back 18 years, is she gonna turn into a 5 year old?

WHOSE NIECE DID WE HIRE FOR THE VIOLIN

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Maybe you shouldn’t take old men in comas out of the hospital and store them in your corporate office breakroom, Janice. #Monsterdon

"qualitative analysis" is the "reverse the polarity of the neutron flow" of its day. #monsterdon

yes she's injecting half a litre of bee fluid into her VEINS

#monsterdon #TheWaspWoman