@phoutz It was? I thought it was only throttled #monsterdon
Pull the teeth back in, Johnny. #Monsterdon
@strangefour I guess if she needs to eat people every so often to maintain her human form I would take that
You are what you eat, they say
break the watch break his FACE maybe
@Taweret They could have had a picnic scene with Coke and hot dogs, that'd get the wasp ladies all riled up #monsterdon
Maureen invented Netflix and chill in 1959. #Monsterdon
Love the defiant jazz!
I've got a splitting headache and had blackouts I need to inject more of that sketchy stuff probably #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial But the cat was incineratedβ¦I saw it with my own eyesβ¦all 300 of them
@chirpbirb He hit on her ass fault? #iMbeingAskedToLeave #Monsterdon
Ah, capitalism. When you're so needed in the office, they build a hospital room into the office, so they can keep you on the clock 24x7. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
i don't understand, does Mr Zinthrup not have a home? why is he staying in the office now? #monsterdon
So wait. She kills one dude and she's fine again? I was expecting The Fly, but this is just a cheap Dracula.
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
"...Mary, you wouldn't like me when I'm buzzing"
[Joking aside: wow, does this movie have a really jaundiced & depressing view of femininity!?@!]
@phoutz Knowing Corman it was the cat #monsterdon
@phoutz@mastodon.online But it was wearing her necklace? Maybe she changes back and forth
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
did the pavement punch mr zinthrop in the eye?
She didn't turn into a wasp, she just invented the fursuit twenty years early is all. #Monsterdon
mr zinthrop got a black eye somehow
I keep hearing "Zee head zee abdomen and zee thorax!" #monsterdon
It's almost been an hour and only one Wasp Woman sighting? Sad
#monsterdon
I am surprised to find out that this is a story about addiction in the end #monsterdon
it would have been better to just have watched these two secretaries do this schtick for an hour tbh
"...the enzymes have gone crazy!"
Nice dialogue, Rico Suave. #monsterdon
"There's no time for hysteria!"
@whknott unless I'm missing some context that changes things that seems inappropriately crude π
Oh noes. That giant wasp *wasnβt* Miss Starlin, WHO WAS IT? THE GUINEA PIG???
WASPINATOR TERRORIZE!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
@chirpbirb turn off the color! #monsterdon
"it's-a me, sexual harrasment-io"
@paco Definitely a Queen Something #monsterdon
#monsterdon the secretaries are back!!!
In my version, Wasp Woman just attacked and the scene was followed by jocular xylophone music following a rando.
Way to maintain the mood, director.
Love them
#monsterdon
this movie changes tone so fast
@neia @Taweret @Zerofactorial oh my gods
okay, i do feel back for Secretary Mary, i feel like she just likes her boss, she didn't sign up for all this wasp business. #monsterdon
I don't know what I expected, but I didn't expect...that. #monsterdon
"Where's all the wasp women at?!" #WrongQuote #WrongMovie #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial@noc.social @Taweret@octodon.social Putting the Hymen in Hymenoptera?
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman #Monsterdong
sorry, my head hurts from all the wasp enzymes eating my brain apart
wait that wasn't her? #Monsterdon
Lesbians. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
@Taweret Maybe. Maybe a Bee Woman, hard to tell #monsterdon
Look just because I turned into a fuzzy grrl and ate a guy doesn't mean the product has a down side! If anything, that's a feature!
She needs to Wasp Out in this meeting and kill everyone. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
"I want something understood very clearly, gentlemen. I'm a bug, good day." #Monsterdon
Glad I don't have to write the side effects portion of their ads. How to make wasphead sound sexy? #monsterdon
she looks nothing like the poster! we were promised big wasp-ass #Monsterdon
@Contrariwise Relatable #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
The real star of this film. #Monsterdon
YES!!!!!
God, thatβs a pretty convincing qualitative analysis right there.
I mean, I'd still do her. Just sayin'.
Wait I thought she was a wasp woman
"we're liable to run into trouble if we turn everyone into wasps"
HE LIVED!? BOO! Revenge for Wasp Cat!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
finally we get a wasp woman
Last jelly shot (delivered off screen)!
Aw, jeez, white cop music again
Oh, drinking blood makes her human again? #Monsterdon
Thatβs a sexual harassment case for sure. #Monsterdon
MonsterBuzz
At 1:07:46, depending on your version, check out the elevator buttons. They're at an angle, so are probably glued onto the wall.
@Taweret I want the scene where the business owner complains about government regulations against injecting yourself with an experimental wasp drug. #Monsterdon
Finally some buzzing #monsterdon
Turning her into a wasp automatically gives her a beatnik black leotard. Nicely done. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
That is one crappy looking mask #monsterdon
We stan a wasp queen #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
this dude is dressed like like he's cosplaying indiana jones at a sci-fi convention.
...And we jump right into Laurel and Hardy. For christs sake. #Monsterdon
Nothing like a good qualitative analysis to get to the facts of the matter.
oo, and a grand appearance it is too. nice. #monsterdon
OK, that's twice now with the bloodsucking. Is the Wasp Woman part vampire?
and now following that brutal murder let's all laugh at the highjinks of billy the comic relief night watchmen!
Finally, a women clearly wearing fuzzy gloves!
#monsterdon
FINALLY, the Wasp Woman! Shame it's a lady in a leotard and a halloween mask. #Monsterdon
Oooo! A wasp woman? FINALLY! #monsterdon
hey, there she is! Wasp Woman finally makes her appearance! #monsterdon
"I could run a qualitative analysis."
Get this man some self-selected phone surveys, stat! #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Wasp Woman is having dinner for two! π₯
bloodthirsty!
Oh, I know how badly his brain has been damaged.
I know how badly his brain has been damaged... forever.
Wait, what? That's no good. Can we try that one again?
Roger Corman! #monsterdon
YES! #Monsterdon
finally! some waspage!
@Taweret Go to the church bake sale?! #iMbeingShownAstraightUpRedCard #BackToYouJim #Monsterdon
Well I think I know exactly where the extra 10 minutes comes in. This shit is from a different movie.
Also calm the fuck down xylophone!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Here we go!
#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman
Oh nice, a sampler tray of bug juice. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Wait! There was coffee? How did I miss it?
#monsterdon so if the last injection turned the clock back 18 years, is she gonna turn into a 5 year old?
WHOSE NIECE DID WE HIRE FOR THE VIOLIN
Maybe you shouldnβt take old men in comas out of the hospital and store them in your corporate office breakroom, Janice. #Monsterdon
"qualitative analysis" is the "reverse the polarity of the neutron flow" of its day. #monsterdon
yes she's injecting half a litre of bee fluid into her VEINS