"I expect nothing." "And you shall receive it. In ABUNDANCE!"

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honestly if i could wake up feeling refreshed, it might be worth a couple minutes as a murderous primordial creature.

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pshhh, he's a fraud. that's not andrea's soul removing the dude's glasses. lombardi is telekinetic that's all!

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That's a silly effect

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"Take Professor Anderson's glasses off... Put them back on... No, on the Professor. On Professor Anderson. No, the glasses, put the GLASSES on Professor Anderson. ...Andrea can you stop fucking around please." #Monsterdon

Soul is smoke confirmed #Monsterdon

@UsagiTsukino Yeah, she's probably immune to his breath at this point

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All I can think about is how much that guy's breath has contributed to global warming #monsterdon #theshecreature

"would you tickle Professor Anderson's testicles please...."

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So, is the she-creature the origin of life or can she turn into a mantis shrimp from 400 million years ago? What goes through her mind when she is a horseshoe crab?

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REVIEWS!

"...slow and preposterous but effectively moody, with one of Paul Blaisdell's more memorable monsters".
- Leonard Maltin

"Some interesting concepts were touched on, but quickly pushed to the background in the name of plot development, which in this case is one cliche after another."
- TV Guide

"Amusing hokum"
- Dennis Schwartz

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wooooo psychic fight, how exciting

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I just want to see the She-Creature flailing around like a Power Rangers monster some more.

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@allanb The hard part is having to do it wearing a gown made of mosquito net #monsterdon

All she does is sleep and monster. Not such a bad life, I guess.

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#monsterdon "we all want to believe in some of these things, the passing of the soul into another body after death,"

Is he talking about reincarnation? Was that a popular idea with a white American audience at the time

Men in double-breasted suits standing four abreast... That's sixteen abreast? #Monsterdon

This movie is propaganda for THE CHURCH OF THE SUB GENIUS.

Prove me wrong.

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Get your authentic scientist costume for this Halloween:

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Fortunately at least Lombardi can't seem to hypnotize women into making out with him, that's something

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I have been given an explanation for this but still makes no sense lol #monsterdon #theshecreature

He always stands too close. Creep!
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@elaterite hopefully the monster kills everyone she remains her mind and walks through the ruins with her new dog #Monsterdon

Science!

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This Lombardi knows only one trick and it only works on this one lady #monsterdon

Ugh fuck this Lombardi guy #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"but i can't make you love me"

yeah, you might wanna take the hint, dude.

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"You're pretty, so you have value" 9_9 #Monsterdon

All I saw was the she-creature signaling a field goal #monsterdon

Seriously is it like "Well, we were all set up for a new family sitcom about a family on the beach but they didn't pick up the pilot so let's shoot a quick movie"

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Looking for a she-creature that enjoys long, invisible walks on the beach

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"These are not the droids you're looking for, Andrea."

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#Monsterdon Apparently the She-Creature doesn't stink of fish, since she couldn't have been more than a meter from Dr. Erickson.

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this hypnotist always stands way way way too close to her

I also go to the beach wearing a cape, top hat and my elegant pipe to meet my she creature bestie
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Honestly these are some of the worst inside-for-outside sets I've ever seen in black and white

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@ohiofi Still half an hour for mayhem

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@wolfwalks @brinazarski this sounds like the plot of a #Monsterdon movie

The director really loved this tree. A feast for the eyes! #Monsterdon

I understand now why this movie was rated 3/10. The monster had a perfect shot at another kill, but the plot stayed dull.

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Stop motion works best when the scene is day for night #monsterdon

LOMBARDI JUMP SCARE
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Lobster stealth skill: ​:100a:​

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Now I'm confused about how souls work.

Doc Lombardi freely admits he's enslaved a woman for his own purposes, and that's not even worthy of a raised eyebrow.

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All the spacial awareness of a concussed fruit bat. #Monsterdon

Ain't no party like a Lombardi party cause a Lombardi party don't stop. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

“Good news everyone! We’re all gonna die!”

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I'm going to stand up, JUST SO I CAN FAINT

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Is this really the best scam this #Monsterdon hypnotist could concoct to gain power?

A cataleptic state is a real thing btw.

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OH! FAINTS!
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"the creature is on its way among us"

What a strange way to word that
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#Monsterdon It's a more convincing faint if you stand up first.

She's preparing to come out. Good for her.
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Seems like they intended to cast an English actress as the hypnotee and ended up with a Californian named Marla English.

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*Lombardi convinces King, who I think we are supposed to believe is being aggressive and unruly, to turn tail and go back outside*

Ah, so Dr. Lombardi is also Cesar Millan?

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lol, these posh rubes would believe any old shit...

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well yeah 'cause dogs can't talk

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#Monsterdon you’re putting her in a cataleptic state, that could be dangerous (to songbirds in the vicinity)!

@Lazarou Is that like not THE Campbells? ... no, soup, why?... #monsterdon

Ut oh! Dog...

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Quick! Turn on the light beam! Capture the asphyx!

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@davesdogmaggie the spice must float #monsterdon

this is my emotional support cocktail

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it's no creature of the ID i'll tell you that much

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quick, capture her death! wait wrong movie #monsterdon

Guy 1: you are endangering her
Guy 2: She survived before
Guy 1: Well, I guess that's ok.

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Oh god it's an Asphyx!

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In space? With another new broken accent?
OMG he summoned an Asphyx!
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Cat-a-what? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did she just fart? #monsterdon

@jonny Cheaper than her getting drunk, I suppose

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In spice? She’s floating in spice.

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Is this our future in Space?

Or just the Phantom Zone?

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"...if a carriage leaves the manor at 8am pulled by four horses, and another carriage leaves the station pulled by six horses, at what time will the carriages meet?"

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I wonder what the She-Creature is up to...

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"It looks like a giant watch face. Engraved, Flava Flav" #monsterdon

She's speaking in tongues!

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@kcarr2015

I dunno, some of the ones in the Man from Planet X were pretty horrific

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#monsterdon This past life hypnotism would have been ripped from the headlines back in 1956

Bridey Murphy hypnotism story really hit big in the mid 1950s.

#monsterdon Your dressing room, laughing at your small manhood and watching you fetch your own fucking coffee, you dickface man.

Real talk, I've had hypnotherapy, and been hypnotized a few times.

I did not develop a terrible cockney accent.

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Did I play this #Monsterdon story as an Ace Attorney game?

#Monsterdon She watched Mary Poppins 60 times in order to master this accent.

Who won the final cup that year?
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I hope she comes back as an prokaryote.

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oh no more accents

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“Your eyes are getting heavy… like a pile driver…”

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#monsterdon if a psychic told you his assistant was the perfect hynopsis subject so he had to demonstrate on her and ONLY her, you'd think it was even more fake than you would otherwise, right?

Doctor said it was true no doubts any more #Monsterdon

"I will touch you and soon you will be asleep."

"So, like every other night we've had?"

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If a clairvoyant hypnotist eggs you on like that is that Seer Pressure? #Monsterdon

Whoa that's absolute proof she's hipnotized, non-hipnotized people never sit down
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are we gonna get a.... Ted talk?

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i dont think he wants to expose you in public, im pretty sure thats a felony

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You want that guy to come up on stage and expose you?

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Oooo a psychic duel!

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"debate me, bro!"

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Reluctant psychic professor succumbs to... pier pressure

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