quick, capture her death! wait wrong movie #monsterdon

Guy 1: you are endangering her
Guy 2: She survived before
Guy 1: Well, I guess that's ok.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

Oh god it's an Asphyx!

#Monsterdon

In space? With another new broken accent?
OMG he summoned an Asphyx!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Cat-a-what? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did she just fart? #monsterdon

@jonny Cheaper than her getting drunk, I suppose

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Is this our future in Space?

Or just the Phantom Zone?

#Monsterdon

In spice? She’s floating in spice.

#Monsterdon

"...if a carriage leaves the manor at 8am pulled by four horses, and another carriage leaves the station pulled by six horses, at what time will the carriages meet?"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I wonder what the She-Creature is up to...

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

"It looks like a giant watch face. Engraved, Flava Flav" #monsterdon

She's speaking in tongues!

#Monsterdon

@kcarr2015

I dunno, some of the ones in the Man from Planet X were pretty horrific

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This past life hypnotism would have been ripped from the headlines back in 1956

Bridey Murphy hypnotism story really hit big in the mid 1950s.

#monsterdon Your dressing room, laughing at your small manhood and watching you fetch your own fucking coffee, you dickface man.

Real talk, I've had hypnotherapy, and been hypnotized a few times.

I did not develop a terrible cockney accent.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did I play this #Monsterdon story as an Ace Attorney game?

#Monsterdon She watched Mary Poppins 60 times in order to master this accent.

Who won the final cup that year?
#Monsterdon

I hope she comes back as an prokaryote.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

oh no more accents

#monsterdon

“Your eyes are getting heavy… like a pile driver…”

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Doctor said it was true no doubts any more #Monsterdon

"I will touch you and soon you will be asleep."

"So, like every other night we've had?"

#Monsterdon

If a clairvoyant hypnotist eggs you on like that is that Seer Pressure? #Monsterdon

Whoa that's absolute proof she's hipnotized, non-hipnotized people never sit down
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

are we gonna get a.... Ted talk?

#monsterdon

You want that guy to come up on stage and expose you?

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

Oooo a psychic duel!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"debate me, bro!"

#monsterdon

Reluctant psychic professor succumbs to... pier pressure

#Monsterdon

"Hey fellas, imagine you could control your women like that yeah? If the Patriarchy didn't already, yeah?"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hypnotism acts just aren't impressive when the subject is the hypnotist's own assistant.

God, he's even micromanaging her SLEEPWALKING >:/ #Monsterdon

WOW SHE CAN MOVE HER ARMS ON COMMAND???? #monsterdon

Dude that's nothing, make her fly or something.

#monsterdon

"i shall touch you and soon you'll be asleep."

now that i believe.

#monsterdon

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

& now, the #Monsterdon writer's not so thinly disguised kink

"Answer to depression is simple! Regress to a million year old sea monstress!"

"But Dr. Lombardi..."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That's not a doorbell, that's a “take your seats" bing bong in a Boeing Aircraft!!!

"Police?"
"No, I'm just a wallet juggler - see? I'll do it again"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

All of the pickup artists wear stupid little capes. It’s called “peacocking”

#monsterdon #theshecreature

@davesdogmaggie really for me it's

Do not show up at my home w/e/a/r/i/n/g/ /a/ /f/l/a/m/b/o/y/a/n/t/ /c/a/p/e/ and expect to be allowed in.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

i’m pooped, and i got feets

#monsterdon

my toots is peeped

#monsterdon

Great line: "I've been married to you for 18 years. Nothing scares me anymore." 😂

#monsterdon

"Announcing.... Dr Lombardi and the She Creature!"

#monsterdon

glitter wall paper is a choice

#monsterdon

The paper reports that Dr. Lamborghini predicted the murder, and the police go to accuse him of murdering someone, but Dr. Lamborghini said that he can prove he was inside the hypnosis house at the time of the murder.

#monsterdon

"He's as drunk as a lumber yak"

#monsterdon

feeling the portrayal of European characters in this movie is another declaration of war....

#Monsterdon

oh good, the ethnic humour

and my opinion of the screenwriter drops right back down

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Director: "What this movie needs is another twenty-five minutes of turgid dialogue now, that's what the people want" #monsterdon

It helps if you take the cork out before trying to pour.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Dr Lombardi, here in my v own room" No not like #Monsterdon that

The best parties feature one person awkwardly dancing. #monsterdon

Dear Hollywood, THAT was all you could supply for an entertaining dancer?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Smoking at the office #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

They closed the beach after the 2nd attack? So this this like "sensible" #Jaws.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon so many cops per foot of beach

#monsterdon The she creature is the only one that can possibly pass the Bechdel test.

And, we have proper smoking.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

lol, the thought of a cop every 10 metres on a multiple kilometre beach....

#Monsterdon #MetricSystem

What? someone murdered a pier? #monsterdon

"Close the beaches? But what about 4th of July weekend???"

#Monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

*lies down*

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@UsagiTsukino only if you want to answer today's impromptu #monsterdon poll.

"...knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"She-creature."
"She-creature who? ... aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

MONSTER MURDER

#monsterdon

Yeah, just lay there and wait for it to lumber over. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

SHE-CREATURE has a nice set of dorsal scales and a winning grunt

Pretty decent monster, actually

#monsterdon #thesheCreature

Holy cats! Who designed this monster suit? Russ Meyer? That thing is _stacked_ #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Hot she-monster!

#monsterdon

Since he failed to get doctor psychic on his side, rich asshole goes to Doctor Lamborghini for a business offer so he can release a psychic scammer onto the world. Doctor Lamborghini informs the Rich Asshole that the she creature will emerge from the sea again tonight, and the Rich Asshole's like "that's the spirit! keep it up!" then leaves.

#monsterdon

This seems like a movie with a high likelihood of some fucking off into the sea.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Leave your body" and bring the theremin!
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

DARMOK!

#Monsterdon

Nothing but respect for actors who can climb stairs in webbed prosthetic feet. #Monsterdon

brb leaving my body

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"I feel her presence now. She'll come out of the ocean tonight."

[tiktaalik meme format]

#monsterdon

Have you ever considered how few movies contain two named creatures having a conversation about something other than a man

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@floatybirb

Both of them missed the obvious opportunity: double-blackmail for suddenly opening up beachfront property and the bribery necessary to develop it.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Moka pot coffee?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"She'll be comin' out the ocean when she comes"

#Monsterdon

Lombardi speaks in Kate Bush lyrics

#Monsterdon

"So are you going to boost me with an army of bots?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon You know you're dedicated to the Carnie lifestyle when you keep carnie games in your own apartment for practice.

#monsterdon I love how the subtitles are like “mumbles..." as translation for "fuck if we know, he was drunk and sleepy when they conned him into doing his lines!”

@MatthewTitus88 and so little action #monsterdon

"Honey, go change. Do it behind that sheer gauze, for privacy." #monsterdon

This has almost constant dialog. #monsterdon

sir, he doesn't need to be psychic to know you're a slime ball skeeving around trying to defraud the masses with someone else's labor.

#monsterdon

Rich AND remarkable? In this #Monsterdon economy?

Lombardi: The Forbidden Doctor Dance #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon Right up your alley. That tight clenched alley, with the blind corners, and since you got the coffee, you get the sling *and* the vaseline! Good boy!

"I was raping your mind as you were on your way here..."

#Monsterdon