"Hey fellas, imagine you could control your women like that yeah? If the Patriarchy didn't already, yeah?"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hypnotism acts just aren't impressive when the subject is the hypnotist's own assistant.

God, he's even micromanaging her SLEEPWALKING >:/ #Monsterdon

WOW SHE CAN MOVE HER ARMS ON COMMAND???? #monsterdon

Dude that's nothing, make her fly or something.

#monsterdon

My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts...

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"i shall touch you and soon you'll be asleep."

now that i believe.

#monsterdon

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

& now, the #Monsterdon writer's not so thinly disguised kink

"Answer to depression is simple! Regress to a million year old sea monstress!"

"But Dr. Lombardi..."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That's not a doorbell, that's a “take your seats" bing bong in a Boeing Aircraft!!!

"Police?"
"No, I'm just a wallet juggler - see? I'll do it again"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

All of the pickup artists wear stupid little capes. It’s called “peacocking”

#monsterdon #theshecreature

@davesdogmaggie really for me it's

Do not show up at my home w/e/a/r/i/n/g/ /a/ /f/l/a/m/b/o/y/a/n/t/ /c/a/p/e/ and expect to be allowed in.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

i’m pooped, and i got feets

#monsterdon

So far in the movie's OK lines:

* big lie
* elegant decay
* honeymoon for three---you, me and a whiskey bottle

#Monsterdon

*finally looks up what a pile driver is*

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

my toots is peeped

#monsterdon

Great line: "I've been married to you for 18 years. Nothing scares me anymore." 😂

#monsterdon

"Announcing.... Dr Lombardi and the She Creature!"

#monsterdon

glitter wall paper is a choice

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The paper reports that Dr. Lamborghini predicted the murder, and the police go to accuse him of murdering someone, but Dr. Lamborghini said that he can prove he was inside the hypnosis house at the time of the murder.

#monsterdon

"He's as drunk as a lumber yak"

#monsterdon

feeling the portrayal of European characters in this movie is another declaration of war....

#Monsterdon

oh good, the ethnic humour

and my opinion of the screenwriter drops right back down

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Director: "What this movie needs is another twenty-five minutes of turgid dialogue now, that's what the people want" #monsterdon

It helps if you take the cork out before trying to pour.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Dr Lombardi, here in my v own room" No not like #Monsterdon that

The best parties feature one person awkwardly dancing. #monsterdon

Dear Hollywood, THAT was all you could supply for an entertaining dancer?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Smoking at the office #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

They closed the beach after the 2nd attack? So this this like "sensible" #Jaws.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon so many cops per foot of beach

#monsterdon The she creature is the only one that can possibly pass the Bechdel test.

And, we have proper smoking.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

lol, the thought of a cop every 10 metres on a multiple kilometre beach....

#Monsterdon #MetricSystem

What? someone murdered a pier? #monsterdon

Bed smashing is an odd murder tactic. #Monsterdon

"Close the beaches? But what about 4th of July weekend???"

#Monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

*lies down*

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@UsagiTsukino only if you want to answer today's impromptu #monsterdon poll.

"...knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"She-creature."
"She-creature who? ... aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

MONSTER MURDER

#monsterdon

Yeah, just lay there and wait for it to lumber over. #monsterdon

Ooh! Ghostly form emerging! Hypnotic control kicking in! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

SHE-CREATURE has a nice set of dorsal scales and a winning grunt

Pretty decent monster, actually

#monsterdon #thesheCreature

Holy cats! Who designed this monster suit? Russ Meyer? That thing is _stacked_ #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@Binder You're watching Monty Python shouting sketch?! #monsterdon

Hot she-monster!

#monsterdon

Since he failed to get doctor psychic on his side, rich asshole goes to Doctor Lamborghini for a business offer so he can release a psychic scammer onto the world. Doctor Lamborghini informs the Rich Asshole that the she creature will emerge from the sea again tonight, and the Rich Asshole's like "that's the spirit! keep it up!" then leaves.

#monsterdon

This seems like a movie with a high likelihood of some fucking off into the sea.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Leave your body" and bring the theremin!
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

DARMOK!

#Monsterdon

Is... is this an astral projection of the creature from the black lagoon??

#monsterdon

Nothing but respect for actors who can climb stairs in webbed prosthetic feet. #Monsterdon

brb leaving my body

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"I feel her presence now. She'll come out of the ocean tonight."

[tiktaalik meme format]

#monsterdon

Have you ever considered how few movies contain two named creatures having a conversation about something other than a man

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@floatybirb

Both of them missed the obvious opportunity: double-blackmail for suddenly opening up beachfront property and the bribery necessary to develop it.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Moka pot coffee?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"She'll be comin' out the ocean when she comes"

#Monsterdon

Lombardi speaks in Kate Bush lyrics

#Monsterdon

"So are you going to boost me with an army of bots?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon You know you're dedicated to the Carnie lifestyle when you keep carnie games in your own apartment for practice.

#monsterdon I love how the subtitles are like “mumbles..." as translation for "fuck if we know, he was drunk and sleepy when they conned him into doing his lines!”

@MatthewTitus88 and so little action #monsterdon

"Honey, go change. Do it behind that sheer gauze, for privacy." #monsterdon

"I'll get you three fiddy for that!"

Is that like some magic number?

#Monsterdon

This has almost constant dialog. #monsterdon

sir, he doesn't need to be psychic to know you're a slime ball skeeving around trying to defraud the masses with someone else's labor.

#monsterdon

Rich AND remarkable? In this #Monsterdon economy?

Lombardi: The Forbidden Doctor Dance #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon Right up your alley. That tight clenched alley, with the blind corners, and since you got the coffee, you get the sling *and* the vaseline! Good boy!

"I was raping your mind as you were on your way here..."

#Monsterdon

Does enlisting a scientist in a scam count as "consulting a scientist?" #bingo

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

FOCUS, I'LL PAY A DOLLER #monsterdon

yeah i kinda like the carnie running the wheel

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

You can call it Lombardi's fever!
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

Bad horror can be funny, bad comedy is always[?] horrible.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

"They'll swallow it and love it! ... Look at my wife and her friends"

#Monsterdon

isn’t there a fish lady somewhere #Monsterdon

A murder as a wedding present?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He's "getting too old" for crossword puzzles?

points to this movie for depicting terrible rich people so plainly.

#monsterdon

Lombardi Tonight: brought to you by Ajax #monsterdon

The Possessed Girl leaves with one of the other boys (a cop I think?), then has one of those ever-common Eyeballs Overlayed On the Screen moments and says "I can't go with you and then leaves".

Inside, Dr Lamborghini tells the chief cop that he just wandered into a house and found some dead bodies. He also explains that he got the Possessed Girl to relive one of her prehistoric past lives, her first life or something, which is very normal.

#monsterdon

ADR: Automated Dog Replacememt

#Monsterdon

we read the front page to see the Obit we're all hoping for...

#Monsterdon

this very good dog got reincarnated too

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Take a look at that front page"

New petitions against tax!? AGAIN!? #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

Deep Trivia
📰 When shown in close-up, the first newspaper in the film contains a story with the headline "Mercury New X-ray Source, Two Scientists Report".

Supposedly, this same headline appears on newspapers in many movies and TV shows with newspaper close-up scenes. I'm doing some additional research to find more examples.

If you see any, let me know. If you remember.

In real life it originally appeared in newspapers in 1934.

#TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon Ah, humor based on ethnic stereotypes of recent immigrants. The good old days.

Bow-Tie butler is my new favorite character

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

So when is someone going to take me walkies!!! #Monsterdon

Dog is the best actor so far
#Monsterdon

First ad break, always that ad with the Trivago guy with bad veneers #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Love the disconnect between the panting, happy King and the audio of a random snarling dog :P #Monsterdon