OMG the bow tie gag! This movie is the REAL DEAL.

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Just think, you could be watching Carnival of Souls right now.

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Everyone skeptical of this guy is right his story is absurb #Monsterdon

"She comes from the beginning of time, huge and indestructable."

Is she single? 😊 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I have a Loreal commercial in the bathroom…. ;)

Why did anyone _ever_ trust a man with that moustache?

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@saucerlost So… it's like this movie?

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@klu9 @dogwelder how else do you think Carneys are made? #Monsterdon

You're watching "Manos: the Hands of Fate"

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"I'm Lieutenant James. This is Thurg. He doesn't talk much."

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#monsterdon Babycakes, everyone else hates you. So you know, put your grumpy beaver into neutral sugar taats. You serve a purpose wench... yeah, you... get... THE COFFEE. ;)

Dr. Lombardi has an awful dye job.
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I also hate him, Andrea #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I hate sand. It's coarse and irritating

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people who are devoted to a text processing scripting language belong to an AWK CULT

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"I hate you"

I bet he still doesn't get the message

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"because it's MIDNIGHT" - Limozeen #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Man this is boring. #monsterdon

@dogwelder

Well, there were the baby incubators at the Coney Island theme park

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#monsterdon “You'll crave Tab and you'll rage until your needs are met.”

"You'll remember nothing."

"... Who are you?"

#Monsterdon

When I TOUCH you??? THat's one hell of a touch. #monsterdon

EW

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#TheSheCreature

You too can learn the occult secrets of laying down and yet having perfectly perky boobs #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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"You're in a deep sleep, a v deep sleep"

Thank you, captain obvious #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dr. Lombardi has only one facial expression and one tone of voice.

No relation to Falco Lombardi

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yes yes the writer's barely disgui

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"You're in a deep sleep."

You've been watching The She-Creature (1956). #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Come on doc, what's she really like? Well, she's like Medusa, but with Kelp.

Not sure why so many horror movies in the 50's involved threatening carnies. It was a national obsession for a while. #Monsterdon

SHE WAS A CARNIE GROUPIE?

I mean… I ain't tryna kink shame, but… wow. Self respect is a thing.

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Carnival followers are a real nuisance

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Carnivals had *followers*!?

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Those Mickey Mouse prizes are nightmare fuel. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon The stiff may come back, that's why doctors suggest cold packs when you are first exploring boner pills... marge…

She-creatures always leaving laverbread behind

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverbread

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Vampires! Witchcraft! Supernatural Creatures being brought back from the past! <-- all my favorite things

#monsterdon Gentlemen worth not tasering… Yes, many things are hard to believe…

Scratch the Vermeer?! That's not right #monsterdon

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Carefully labelled jars are less common also.

"A creature out of time... over a million years old"

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y'all I'm sorry but if I try to watch The She-Creature (1956) right after watching #TheLionInWinter I will straight up die of dissonance

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i'm pretty sure i have seen this actually. not that i remember much

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Look! A Clue! Seaweed, all the way to the door, and the carpet's damp!

Using flour to bring out a damp footprint

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What’s that Lassie? Timmy fell in a well again? No? Timmy’s killed two people in a beach bungalow?!

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FLOUR

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@Lazarou

This is "trash posing as cinema", isn't it?

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"...there's six hundred dollars here that I'll keep safe right here in my jacket pocket."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Call the police. I'm not going to tell you what to tell them

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#TheSheCreature

On Lassie, *did* little Timmy ever fall down a well, or is that a "Beam me up again, Sam" kind of situation?

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#monsterdon what a WEIRD tone to tell somebody to call the police in

you're not gonna tell her why you need the police? what is she supposed to tell them, hey this guy i know said he needs you down in the tiny shack by the beach? that's an entirely different kind of call, sir.

#monsterdon

Did the cop just pocket the $600?

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Did they put a background with stars behind the bungalow to make it look like night?
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here's the bones!
here's the bones!
woof!

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Dr. Lombardi, Ph.D in Football #monsterdon

"He's challenged me to disprove the authenticity..."

WHO HAS?! THE DOG?!

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plonk

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Black and white, day for night, what a sight

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"wonder what his problem is," dude, someone fell down a well, haven't you ever seen a dog in a movie before?

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"What's that, King? THere's a psychic professor messing with dead bodies?" #monsterdon

I think I am watching a very low quality version of this film in YouTube's compression algorithm has not been kind...
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

Oct-cult, an octopus cult

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We then switch to another set of characters, some rich assholes who are having a party and talking about their relationships, their stock portfolios and whether psychics are real.

Two of the rich assholes, one boy and one girl decide to go for a Romantic Walk on the Beach because that's a meme in dating profiles. The girl has an ex fiance and the boy is a psychic or something.

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I hope that face plant was fun to do #Monsterdon

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Watch for the dog that walks along the beach with Marla English. It's the same dog who played the title character in Old Yeller (1957).  In real life the dog actor is named Spike.

#ActingDogsOfMastodon #TheSheCreature

"Somebody has moved my dead bodies!"

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No, dog! Get out! You were free! #monsterdon

Cleaner than my house, tbh.

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Oh, so he's a REASONABLE, RESPONSIBLE, GROUNDED psychic professor. #Monsterdon

Madness! Madness, I say!

But seasonally apt.

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The Doctor Ock-Cult World maybe

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"I'm an Iowa farmboy with a professorship at the university."

Sir, the land grant universities are excellent.

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I don't feel like I belong in your world of backyard foliage

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Turns out: the She-Creature let the dogs out. #monsterdon

“Neither man nor animal will be the same” he droned. #Monsterdon

@Binder use tags please - my feed is currently 100% you, and I have #monsterdon filtered

I was not expecting the Svengali of the dog.

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meanwhile, five years ago at a cocktail party

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Just standing on the beach like a Joy Division video...

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This, I, Dr. Carlo Lombardi, no relation to Vince... #monsterdon

The dog doesn’t like him

That’s a bad sign

Also, nice mob boss name, Carlo Lombardi

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I also call myself by my full name in internal monologues

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i, GUY LOMBARDO...

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Doctor you say - of what?
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Oh no don't hurt the dog mad scientist dude #Monsterdon

Channeling Dr. Frankenstein there..

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oh god it's another radio drama script

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A very elaborate version of the A.I.P. logo's moment in the grey sun.

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wow cool aquarium

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That was a quick creature reveal

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#monsterdon Okay, I'm calling it, same cinematic universe as the Creature from the Black Lagoon!

oh noes it's AI

as in american international

the original bad AI

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american!
international!
pictures!

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The She-Creature (1956) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

American International. Burt I. Gordon. Two weeks in a row. Whelp. Here we go. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Thanks to #Monsterdon I keep singing "Bella Legosi's dead/ undead undead undead."

Bauhaus, you old friend.

#Monsterdon Natsuko is not seeing the downside to being vampire spawn.