The question mark on "The End" felt like a threat…

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Parapsychologist? No, there was just the one?

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I'm glad they saved the good scene for the end. What a sweet, if baffling, conclusion #Monsterdon

Well ?????? to you too, movie #monsterdon

? Shame no sequel with that tease #Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #TheSheCreature, from 1956, had nothing to do with She-Hulk, or She-Shells by the She-Shore. Instead we got,

Ma’am, why the heck are you wearing black??? You should be wearing vibrant multi-color after escaping that creep!!! #Monsterdon

Haven't explained why the she-creature is invisible some of the time #monsterdon

????????????????????????????????? #monsterdon

Shoot the fire! #monsterdon #theshecreature

And she fucked off into the ether.

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Twas beauty killed the beast.

Or whatever the fuck.

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lay down ... err .. suppressing fire!
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WHY DOES THE GHOST LEAVE FOOT PRINTS

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Lord, please let the She Creature end that dude. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT COLLAPSE #monsterdon #theshecreature

oooh nice cloak

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"...fire!"
"Yes, it is, we lit it."
"No, fire!"
"Yes, it is."
"No, I mean fire at the thing!"
"The fire's on the beach."

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And now the monster is invisible?

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What a classic and believable death scene.

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Just fire your guns off in to the distance on my command! #Monsterdon

YES, we KNOW, it's a FIRE - we set it ourselves!

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wow this movie really just fart-noises its way into the end credits doesn't it

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is that supposed to be some kind of redemption moment for him? yeah, f him. he can die in a giant fire.

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Hope her asphyx is escaping. #Monsterdon

Paid for in part by Bosco

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Why is Lombardi still alive?

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I wonder if Paul Blaisdell got dysphoria feels from the suit-boobs.

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"YASS QUEEN! Girl power! We got this girlfriend!" #monsterdon #theshecreature

what do you call a dog with 3 legs? .. stinky, what do you call a dog with 2 legs? ... stinky, wha SHUT UP DAD! #Monsterdon

Wait... What? The one movie where it makes the most sense (outside of a Godzilla movie) for the monster to fuck off into the sea and she just turns into an Asphyx and floats away???
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Shades of the Star Trek theme

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"You couldn't kill the man you loved"

Or me! #Monsterdon

She-Species more like.

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Come back, She-Creature, come back!

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Them some bodacious tatas, m'lady. [tips fedora]

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That is why you double tap. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Never mind they did go with breasts #Monsterdon

(okay, i genuinely don't know how i avoided noticing the creature's boobs before, but like, lolwut? do sea creatures need breasts? is she a mammal? i don't understand???)

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@ottaross Doesn't look natural #monsterdon

And with that, our protagonist had what can only be called an awakening :3 #Monsterdon

Did she, as the monster from the past, just hypnotize herself in the present, out of her body? #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 He doesn't have a tenth the charisma of Hypnotoad though

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And with 3 minutes left this lame ass monster shows up....#monsterdon

Knocked on the shoulder. Certain death! #Monsterdon

Weirdest lesbian meet-cute ever. #monsterdon

Perhaps the real monster was the doctor and not the monster...
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AHhhhh. Finally.

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Throws the gun. Classic 1950s move #monsterdon

@amyfou

All she wanted was a hug, and maybe some wine.

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"Oh man, is that ME? How weird, I'm all soft and fleshy. Ew." #Monsterdon

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She-creature has karate chopped Dr. Linguini!

Wook! Wabbit Twacks!
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Incredible camera editing where she plays both the cataleptic girl AND the monster #Monsterdon

She-Creature loves.
Man kills.
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What, we don’t even get to see the smack?

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Hey She-Creature, you killed the wrong hypnotist

or whatever that dude was, I honestly can't even tell anymore

...come baaaack....

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Flipper kill tap

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Hit him again! Hit him again! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Set fire to the prints, and we'll kill the creature"

WHAT

WHY

I

FUCK YOU

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Why people don't rum from the creature?
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Also get a can of flour to blow into the tracks #monsterdon

I’ve never done #Monsterdon, but occasionally they’ve watched films so already know, and it’s fun to see reactions then.

This week, I haven’t a clue what the film is/was, but this single reaction is almost enough on its own to make me seek out the film for the watching of! https://petrous.vislae.town/@Binder/115721181403980429

The cast is being whittled down via very avoidable deaths #Monsterdon

Lol!

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the shoulder tap of DEATH

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@Violinknitter

Still makes way more sense than A Karate Christmas Miracle we had yesterday in #KungFuSat

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The terrifying monster you can slowly out walk
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Ma'am this is a Wendys #monsterdon

Wait… you want to SET FIRE to the FOOTPRINTS?!?

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Okay, if you can't run, try a brisk walk. Fuck's sake…

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He died like a true capitalist, choking on expensive seafood. #Monsterdon

Good thing the creature is so lumbering everyone should just run #Monsterdon

I'm telling you, it's a very large wading bird.

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From the footprints the she creature appears to be wearing triangular crocs of some sort #Monsterdon

The creature is killing the capitalist? Well now I'm on their side #Monsterdon

@klu9 😆 It is!

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Whatever comes back we'll set fire to it. A cop's solution.

walk slowly away from the monster! let it trap you in the living room behind your desk!

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I think she-creature might just want a snuggle?

Is the she-sea-creature even killable?
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I guess they hadn't invented jogging yet?

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Ok, I'll count to 10 this time... #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

You go, cellos and basses! Menace us!

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wut?

I gotta try to remember to say something frustratingly vague before I die

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Goddamn Victim O.C.C.

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This movie is the most nonsensical plot in a good while #Monsterdon

The problem with this film is that I haven't felt anything for any of the characters. It’s just boring, and that’s the most egregious crime any film can commit.

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Forget ambulances - more cops!
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You idiot, don't shoot at the she-creature, shoot at Lombardi! #monsterdon

"And now she's back. From waterspace." #monsterdon

@JoeWynne

Awesome title!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_of_Dragstrip_Hollow

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Pew pew! Oh mother!
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~6 minutes left

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Very cool geology behind them. Look how the ancient layers are nearly vertical.

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Hit him so hard he thinks he's Bogey. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature