"YASS QUEEN! Girl power! We got this girlfriend!" #monsterdon #theshecreature

what do you call a dog with 3 legs? .. stinky, what do you call a dog with 2 legs? ... stinky, wha SHUT UP DAD! #Monsterdon

Wait... What? The one movie where it makes the most sense (outside of a Godzilla movie) for the monster to fuck off into the sea and she just turns into an Asphyx and floats away???
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Shades of the Star Trek theme

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"You couldn't kill the man you loved"

Or me! #Monsterdon

She-Species more like.

#Monsterdon

Come back, She-Creature, come back!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Them some bodacious tatas, m'lady. [tips fedora]

#monsterdon #theshecreature

That is why you double tap. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Never mind they did go with breasts #Monsterdon

(okay, i genuinely don't know how i avoided noticing the creature's boobs before, but like, lolwut? do sea creatures need breasts? is she a mammal? i don't understand???)

#monsterdon

@ottaross Doesn't look natural #monsterdon

And with that, our protagonist had what can only be called an awakening :3 #Monsterdon

Did she, as the monster from the past, just hypnotize herself in the present, out of her body? #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 He doesn't have a tenth the charisma of Hypnotoad though

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Knocked on the shoulder. Certain death! #Monsterdon

Weirdest lesbian meet-cute ever. #monsterdon

Perhaps the real monster was the doctor and not the monster...
#monsterdon

Throws the gun. Classic 1950s move #monsterdon

AHhhhh. Finally.

#monsterdon #thesheCreature

"Oh man, is that ME? How weird, I'm all soft and fleshy. Ew." #Monsterdon

@amyfou

All she wanted was a hug, and maybe some wine.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

She-creature has karate chopped Dr. Linguini!

Wook! Wabbit Twacks!
#monsterdon

Incredible camera editing where she plays both the cataleptic girl AND the monster #Monsterdon

She-Creature loves.
Man kills.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

What, we don’t even get to see the smack?

#Monsterdon

Hey She-Creature, you killed the wrong hypnotist

or whatever that dude was, I honestly can't even tell anymore

...come baaaack....

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Flipper kill tap

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

Hit him again! Hit him again! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Set fire to the prints, and we'll kill the creature"

WHAT

WHY

I

FUCK YOU

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Why people don't rum from the creature?
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

Also get a can of flour to blow into the tracks #monsterdon

I’ve never done #Monsterdon, but occasionally they’ve watched films so already know, and it’s fun to see reactions then.

This week, I haven’t a clue what the film is/was, but this single reaction is almost enough on its own to make me seek out the film for the watching of! https://petrous.vislae.town/@Binder/115721181403980429

The cast is being whittled down via very avoidable deaths #Monsterdon

Lol!

#Monsterdon

the shoulder tap of DEATH

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter

Still makes way more sense than A Karate Christmas Miracle we had yesterday in #KungFuSat

#Monsterdon

The terrifying monster you can slowly out walk
#monsterdon

Ma'am this is a Wendys #monsterdon

Wait… you want to SET FIRE to the FOOTPRINTS?!?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Okay, if you can't run, try a brisk walk. Fuck's sake…

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

He died like a true capitalist, choking on expensive seafood. #Monsterdon

Good thing the creature is so lumbering everyone should just run #Monsterdon

I'm telling you, it's a very large wading bird.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

From the footprints the she creature appears to be wearing triangular crocs of some sort #Monsterdon

The creature is killing the capitalist? Well now I'm on their side #Monsterdon

@klu9 😆 It is!

#Monsterdon

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Whatever comes back we'll set fire to it. A cop's solution.

walk slowly away from the monster! let it trap you in the living room behind your desk!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

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I think she-creature might just want a snuggle?

Is the she-sea-creature even killable?
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I guess they hadn't invented jogging yet?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Ok, I'll count to 10 this time... #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

You go, cellos and basses! Menace us!

#Monsterdon

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wut?

I gotta try to remember to say something frustratingly vague before I die

#Monsterdon

Goddamn Victim O.C.C.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature #ObscureGamingJokes #Palladium

This movie is the most nonsensical plot in a good while #Monsterdon

The problem with this film is that I haven't felt anything for any of the characters. It’s just boring, and that’s the most egregious crime any film can commit.

#Monsterdon

Forget ambulances - more cops!
#Monsterdon

You idiot, don't shoot at the she-creature, shoot at Lombardi! #monsterdon

@JoeWynne

Awesome title!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_of_Dragstrip_Hollow

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"And now she's back. From waterspace." #monsterdon

Pew pew! Oh mother!
#monsterdon

~6 minutes left

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

Very cool geology behind them. Look how the ancient layers are nearly vertical.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Hit him so hard he thinks he's Bogey. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Hey a monsterdon night scene that's actually being shot at night. I think I can't quite make it out

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

sea-creature she-creatures by the sea-shore
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The She-Creature has her hair tied up with lovely glass-like seaweed.

The monster of Leo Carrillo Beach. #monsterdon

The director's scarcely disguised fetish: Smelling other people's pastrami breath

#monsterdon #theshecreature

if i had to explain the plot of this movie or go to jail i would be doing Hard Time #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I've got 12 minutes to go... less whatever the credits are. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

It's nice that they gave the monster a wig so we'd know she's a girl monster #Monsterdon

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Pincered!

His "methods" consist of hectoring women and dogs incessantly #monsterdon

She Creatures sez ACAB

#monsterdon

Oh no didn't this guy know bullets never work #Monsterdon

HER WORLD IS DISTURBED!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

“She’s in the recovery process now,” he says after telling her to go “deeper.”

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

Another episode of "What Happened to the Monster Suit?"

It was reused in several other American International films, including Voodoo Woman (1957) and Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959).

#TheSheCreature

Wait, did we just jump cut to a beach scene where we're shooting bullets at this lobster creature? What?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

8 minutes left (for me) to find out what, if anything, the makers of this movie considered to be a resolution

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

7 minutes to wrap this turd up.

#Monsterdon

"people are getting killed out here. I guess I'll go on the beach by myself." #monsterdon

Deeper. Deeeeper.
Time is a flat circle.
Deeeeeeeeeeper.
(ominous music)
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@otheorange_tag Without benefit of AI #monsterdon

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theremin!

#monsterdon "she's dead!"

Oh wait, no she's not. I just got excited. It's all the anticipation, sorry

"Where will you be sir?" I'll be drunk. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

What did those "kids" do to deserve having a monster push their car off a cliff? Oh yeah, necking while watching the submarine races.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"I'm talking to you, Elizabeth."

Answer me, you Shakespearean twat! #Monsterdon

See, all he had to do was say please #monsterdon #theshecreature

"You have a nose only for my breath." #monsterdon

There is entirely not enough She-creat-ing in this for my taste.

#monsterdon #thesheCreature

@trixter oh yes please

Muppet She-Creature

(Miss Piggy would love that role... it just needs to be completely different from this movie)

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@bunnyhero or instigating!? #monsterdon

He's a jealous hypnotist #Monsterdon