Is this move just on repeat? Is it skipping?

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"She is two tents" Good thing there's a carnival nearby

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You brought tape, but you couldn't be assed to bring your own tape recorder?

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Dueling stares! #Monsterdon

She looked exactly like a classic Barbie in that closeup shot. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

That's an interesting morning star she's got there.

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Wow, just make yourself at home with equipment in the owner's private office.

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"I will touch you gently."
X to doubt.
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This copy on the left doesn't look healthy to me...
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"i will touch you" EAT THIS FUCKER PLEAAAAASE #monsterdon

This guy is constantly on the verge of going full Swedish Chef.

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ahhh not the accents again

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Are we still going with that accent?

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bob's back on the sauce....

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This AGAIN??? #monsterdon #theshecreature

Don't be so thirsty, sis. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

"I will touch you gently-"

FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING, HEYOOOOO

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"I will touch you gently, tiny dancer"

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NOBODY in this movie can pick a fucking accent. ARE YOU ITALIAN? NORWEGIAN? WHAT THE FUCK, JUST PICK ONE

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We're coming up on the abrupt ending part soon, right?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

Oh great the comedy voice talent is back #Monsterdon

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Have they tied a string on the dog to pull his lip back into a "snarl"..?

You don't see many spiked oranges at parties anymore. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

this poop shop?

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"As a scientist, I'm hysterical w/ laughter"

Ah yes, the clearest indicator of the scientific method #Monsterdon

This dog also played Old Yeller.

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That never works on mean dogs #monsterdon

She has the power to command dogs!
#Monsterdon

So do I.

"it's the psychopathic ward for me"

"no, but carry on"

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"I've formed a few theories. It could be bunnies." #monsterdon

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Our dog just pooped so Amy is distracted!

"I've formed a few theories, I wanna try them out on you."

Sorry Sarge, I've got a girlfriend. #Monsterdon

🎵One bourbon, one Scotch…

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I'd thought earlier that Lombardi had killed the dog. Glad to see him alive and borking!

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What the hell did they tie on that dog's snout? I like this movie less every second. #monsterdon

Oh no don't tell me the dog is in league with Lombardi

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Oho she learned to mesmer, herself! #Monsterdon

Oh, leave the poor dog alone! #Monsterdon

King no! Fight him! Don't lose yourself!
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Aww he's sorry #Monsterdon

I want King to be the hero of this film, not the bad dog!

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Slay, King #monsterdon

If my pet monster won't kill him, perhaps this dog will? That's almost worse #Monsterdon

Wow, she's a bad actor with or without the VanDyke grade accent, isn't she?

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$250k is worth $3,360,746.89 today. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒 That's not a bad haul.

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King! NO!!

Waow, doggy jump stunt

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That's it? He throws the drink and she go with the drunk?
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KIng, don't listen to that prick. #monsterdon

Resist doggy resist #Monsterdon

Bob's gonna be so much fun when the DTs kick in shortly.

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Why is Dorothy even in this movie? What is it she's adding? #monsterdon

“And that’s how I met your father and cured his alcoholism.” #Monsterdon

"You taught me to resist him."
*song* THAT'S THE POWER OF LOVE #monsterdon

#monsterdon TED DOESN'T DESERVE YOU BOWING OUT GRACEFULLY!! Destroy him Blondie, you can afford to do it

This guy is understanding this evil hypnotists obsession #Monsterdon

A scotch, bourbon, and gin cocktail sounds…interesting.

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Look, I know you’re a poor little rich girl, but you can hold out for more than 0.05 seconds of sobriety

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"You taught me how to fight him."

You helped me memorize his attack patterns. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "You pick that glass up right now!"

He just touches so creepily. Like not in a molesty way either. It’s more repulsive than anything.

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What kind of weird handshake was that Ted gave her?

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Oh, he poured out one drink. I LOVE HIM!

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She has that She Creature vibe #Monsterdon

"What does she have that I don't?" "A primordial psychic apparition" #monsterdon

Bob' prefer tequila. (well, use to...)

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Is ... she the writer's expy? #Monsterdon

Ted, you're an idiot
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@UsagiTsukino I know, right? I didn’t even think there was anything between her and Ted.

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And another fabulous dress #Monsterdon

...Huh, this shot was actually *set up*, they must've got a cinematographer for the day. #Monsterdon

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Awww a passbook!

This Lombardi guy is really not good at human trafficking #monsterdon

I feel like “Dr. Erickson doing Mesmer things to Andrea so she can resist Lombardi” should have happened ON screen instead of off screen

And I’m really tired of seeing Lombardi loom threateningly over Andrea

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Oh like it's the first #Monsterdon time you thought about having your pet monster kill your rival. Suuuuure it's definitely not premeditated.

@CactuarJoe YOU ARE DARKWING DUCK #monsterdon

Okay. The cover on his book showing the blindfolded adept summoning the beautiful spirit is pretty great.

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Dude, date the creature instead.

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"He has given the power to resist you to me. With his penis."

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@RachelThornSub Beaker is fine with that, as long as he doesn't explode #monsterdon

"i live only for you"

go, girl, rid the world of his presence, we're all behind you in this.

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My compliments to wardrobe and the performers on this scene but uh not the writer. #Monsterdon

@UsagiTsukino Needs more monster, I'd say

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She should have a different haircut tho

#monsterdon it's an interesting angle that our hero(?) already has a girlfriend while falling in love with the hypnotized lady, but it's ok because the girlfriend was engaged before, so we know she's evil

"Nobody expects the smarmy jackass!" #monsterdon

"I love him."

Apparently.

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#Monsterdon okay, i know the spoilers didn’t pull it in, and i did go and check, and people have affirmed that the dog does NOT die, but um, im starting to get a little nervous for old King here.

While typing: holy shit look down for one second did the dog just car hook door hand the car over a cliff?

Cars made from explodium were invented later.

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The guest who would not leave. #Monsterdon

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M mildly peeved #Monsterdon

He's immune to mesmerism! #Monsterdon

Not really sure why that happened lol #monsterdon #theshecreature

@JoeWynne Really? I mainly know him from Mission: Impossible and Airplane!.

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@plaidtron3000 Maybe we got some Time Walker mixed in with The She-Creature #monsterdon

"What do you make of it?"
"That's very interesting, I have a theory about that. As you know Frank, billions of years ago, our Earth was a molten mass. But for some reason, not understood by scientists, the earth cooled, forming a crust, a hard igneous shell. That's what we scientists call "Rock"."
"Hey, this isn't Police Squad HQ."
"Sorry. Wishful thinking."
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I like the bat hanging around your neck..

"You, push a car over a cliff? Hardly"

Oh my dude do not challenge a capitalist #Monsterdon

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Dr. Lombardi is wearing an actual bow around his neck!

@plaidtron3000 at least 300 years, I think

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