#Monsterdon "You pick that glass up right now!"
@ohiofi Did someone say breeding? #monsterdon
He just touches so creepily. Like not in a molesty way either. Itβs more repulsive than anything.
What kind of weird handshake was that Ted gave her?
Oh, he poured out one drink. I LOVE HIM!
She has that She Creature vibe #Monsterdon
This is how they used to bribe people before crypto was invented #monsterdon
"What does she have that I don't?" "A primordial psychic apparition" #monsterdon
Bob' prefer tequila. (well, use to...)
Is ... she the writer's expy? #Monsterdon
Ted, you're an idiot
#Monsterdon
@UsagiTsukino I know, right? I didnβt even think there was anything between her and Ted.
And another fabulous dress #Monsterdon
...Huh, this shot was actually *set up*, they must've got a cinematographer for the day. #Monsterdon
*Lombardi continues to violate Andrea's professional and personal boundaries*
drown him
drown him
drown him
drown him
the guy sure looks like fish food to me!
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Awww a passbook!
This Lombardi guy is really not good at human trafficking #monsterdon
I feel like βDr. Erickson doing Mesmer things to Andrea so she can resist Lombardiβ should have happened ON screen instead of off screen
And Iβm really tired of seeing Lombardi loom threateningly over Andrea
Oh like it's the first #Monsterdon time you thought about having your pet monster kill your rival. Suuuuure it's definitely not premeditated.
@CactuarJoe YOU ARE DARKWING DUCK #monsterdon
Okay. The cover on his book showing the blindfolded adept summoning the beautiful spirit is pretty great.
Dude, date the creature instead.
"He has given the power to resist you to me. With his penis."
@RachelThornSub Beaker is fine with that, as long as he doesn't explode #monsterdon
"i live only for you"
go, girl, rid the world of his presence, we're all behind you in this.
My compliments to wardrobe and the performers on this scene but uh not the writer. #Monsterdon
@UsagiTsukino Needs more monster, I'd say
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She should have a different haircut tho
Lombardi cannot hypnotise business douchebag because business douchebags have no souls #Monsterdon
#monsterdon it's an interesting angle that our hero(?) already has a girlfriend while falling in love with the hypnotized lady, but it's ok because the girlfriend was engaged before, so we know she's evil
"Nobody expects the smarmy jackass!" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon okay, i know the spoilers didnβt pull it in, and i did go and check, and people have affirmed that the dog does NOT die, but um, im starting to get a little nervous for old King here.
While typing: holy shit look down for one second did the dog just car hook door hand the car over a cliff?
Cars made from explodium were invented later.
The guest who would not leave. #Monsterdon
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M mildly peeved #Monsterdon
He's immune to mesmerism! #Monsterdon
Not really sure why that happened lol #monsterdon #theshecreature
@JoeWynne Really? I mainly know him from Mission: Impossible and Airplane!.
@plaidtron3000 Maybe we got some Time Walker mixed in with The She-Creature #monsterdon
"What do you make of it?"
"That's very interesting, I have a theory about that. As you know Frank, billions of years ago, our Earth was a molten mass. But for some reason, not understood by scientists, the earth cooled, forming a crust, a hard igneous shell. That's what we scientists call "Rock"."
"Hey, this isn't Police Squad HQ."
"Sorry. Wishful thinking."
#Monsterdon #shecreature
I like the bat hanging around your neck..
"You, push a car over a cliff? Hardly"
Oh my dude do not challenge a capitalist #Monsterdon
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Dr. Lombardi is wearing an actual bow around his neck!
@plaidtron3000 at least 300 years, I think
This car attack feels like it came from a different movie.
One where the monster was more important than Lombardi et al trying to get rich.
Must have been one of those pre-explodium cars #Monsterdon
It is a horror movie after all. No necking! #Monsterdon
State Board Investigates Fraud Charge!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
@RachelThornSub He's definitely making cocktails in there. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature π§πΎββοΈπΏ π
She-creatures hate Fords.
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OH NO She-Creature has pushed the car over the giant cliff!
they did not survive
#Monsterdon
ancient sea monsters just hate seeing it when people make out!!!! #monsterdon
Andrea is wearing the same dress through this whole travel montage, apparently
This Andrea lady sure gets smiled and nodded at a lot.
The She-Peeping-Tomasina
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Where's the big kaboom? There was supposed to be a big kaboom.
@moira "Everybod do the micjhgan raaaaagπΆ #monsterdon
#monsterdon Monsters hate it when teens make out.
It's the one thing that enrages them most.
The SeaShe Monster hates happiness
Nooooo my toy car #Monsterdon
"Commuting with nature" He was totally diddling the fish. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
this is really some Ed Wood quality filmmaking #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Dr. Erickson uses all those beakers to mix Shirley Temples. (Teetotaler!)
Yikes!!! π±
"Now, Andrea, please FOCUS THIS DAMN CAMERA" #monsterdon
wow, did her skirt have pockets? good to know she's putting her cut of the profits to good use.
(lolol she's not getting a cut of the profits, we all know it.)
Oh good, another long, talky scene. Been all of thirty seconds since we had one o' those. #Monsterdon
Is the doc cruising for married cock on the beach again?
@ohiofi Easier said than done TBH
Hey I remember this episode of Doctor #Monsterdon Who
Of COURSE teens that dare to snog get attacked!
Oh no, some sea creature ate King.
@JoeWynne Peter Graves!
The classic #Monsterdon struggle between the talent (more killings) & their tight-laced manager (fewer predictions)
Does the dog... Eat Lombardi?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Just kick the guy out already!
That dog better be okayβ¦
Remember when there was a She Creature. Good times. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
#monsterdon So, you can just force your publisher to let you live in his house?
Why would you even do that?
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King/Spike >>> Dr. Lombardi
lol at chappel trying to get rid of this dude. serves you right, jackass.
"you know how women are" oh fuck off you shit #monsterdon
If only a few of the millions whose interest is being gripped could be the ones watching the movie
$4.75 seems like a ripoff #monsterdon
"Unfortunately, Miss Chapel, your dog and I are not compatible. So I ate him."
This guy, Lombardi.
They're enjoying a post-coital smoke #Monsterdon
it would be cool if something happened
$4.75 for a whole hardcover book? Cripes.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
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This bestseller cost FOUR NINETY FIVE???
Andrea looks so incredibly βrefreshedβ. NOT!
#monsterdon
"You don't see because you don't wish to see"
Hey, I don't wish to see any more of these guys yammering about hypnosis but I still have to
@paco @flowerpot LMBO!!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature π§πΎββοΈπΏ π
@fabio yeah, not in THIS movie! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon
"Elizabeth Weatherby is real!"
Weather Elizabethby still unproven! #Monsterdon