@Taweret

Stupid low budget

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Must have been one of those pre-explodium cars #Monsterdon

It is a horror movie after all. No necking! #Monsterdon

State Board Investigates Fraud Charge!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@RachelThornSub He's definitely making cocktails in there. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

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She-creatures hate Fords.

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OH NO She-Creature has pushed the car over the giant cliff!

they did not survive
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This Andrea lady sure gets smiled and nodded at a lot.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Andrea is wearing the same dress through this whole travel montage, apparently

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The She-Peeping-Tomasina
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Where's the big kaboom? There was supposed to be a big kaboom.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@moira "Everybod do the micjhgan raaaaag🎶 #monsterdon

The SeaShe Monster hates happiness

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Nooooo my toy car #Monsterdon

"Commuting with nature" He was totally diddling the fish. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

this is really some Ed Wood quality filmmaking #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dr. Erickson uses all those beakers to mix Shirley Temples. (Teetotaler!)

Yikes!!! 😱

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"Now, Andrea, please FOCUS THIS DAMN CAMERA" #monsterdon

wow, did her skirt have pockets? good to know she's putting her cut of the profits to good use.

(lolol she's not getting a cut of the profits, we all know it.)

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Oh good, another long, talky scene. Been all of thirty seconds since we had one o' those. #Monsterdon

Is the doc cruising for married cock on the beach again?

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Hey I remember this episode of Doctor #Monsterdon Who

Of COURSE teens that dare to snog get attacked!

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Oh no, some sea creature ate King.

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@JoeWynne Peter Graves!

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The classic #Monsterdon struggle between the talent (more killings) & their tight-laced manager (fewer predictions)

Does the dog... Eat Lombardi?
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Just kick the guy out already!

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That dog better be okay…

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Remember when there was a She Creature. Good times. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

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King/Spike >>> Dr. Lombardi

lol at chappel trying to get rid of this dude. serves you right, jackass.

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"you know how women are" oh fuck off you shit #monsterdon

If only a few of the millions whose interest is being gripped could be the ones watching the movie

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$4.75 seems like a ripoff #monsterdon

"Unfortunately, Miss Chapel, your dog and I are not compatible. So I ate him."

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

This guy, Lombardi.

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They're enjoying a post-coital smoke #Monsterdon

it would be cool if something happened

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ELIZABETH WEATHERBY IS REAL…

says lombardi

Even back then the news was failing us.

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thats… thats not what age regression is

you dont wanna see that

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$4.75 for a whole hardcover book? Cripes.
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This bestseller cost FOUR NINETY FIVE???

Andrea looks so incredibly “refreshed”. NOT!
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"You don't see because you don't wish to see"

Hey, I don't wish to see any more of these guys yammering about hypnosis but I still have to

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@paco @flowerpot LMBO!!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

@fabio yeah, not in THIS movie! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

"Elizabeth Weatherby is real!"

Weather Elizabethby still unproven! #Monsterdon

New Petition Against Tax!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I don't think Lombardi knows how to tie a tie. So he's just got a sloppy cravat.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@paco HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That guy was primed to be interrupted

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They sure do talk a lot about things and stuff in this. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@flowerpot Its her Asphyx 😃

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Interesting how much this movie spends on having the seeming villain prove to everyone else that he's not a crank.

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#Monsterdon The guy with the gray lab coat looks like he's taking notes, but he's actually the research center's poet laureate.

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he's told by the academy that he's not getting tenure so he immediately claims that he didn't want it

Evidently spirits know how to attach string to your glasses

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Reverse farting #monsterdon #theshecreature

"Very clever, but ultimately meaningless." Seriously? The dude demonstrated something akin to telekinesis. These are terrible scientists.

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"Now you will awake"

How I wish he was talking to us #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe *ethereal 'nyuk nyuk' noises* #monsterdon

@jivens "oh no, not again!" #petunias #WrongMovie #monsterdon

oooooooo, now wispy clouds are coming out of the woman.
Wait, does being hypnotized enable telekinesis?

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#TheSheCreature

Put his glasses back on! #Monsterdon

Express yourself in movement! Interpretive dance!

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Do you think you could just zonk me out so that I don't feel like I'm at work?

I'm afraid I can't do that, Peter.

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Every time Lombardi goes into his spiel I keep thinking about #MST3K where the robots go "SLEEP!" #monsterdon

"but absolutely meaningless" just like this movie

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#monsterdon lol Dr. Whiteguy, don't apologize to Dr. Lombardi for "trying to fight [his] control of Elizabeth"!!!! You loser

Camera magic tricks w/ glasses, a classic of the spiritual medium #Monsterdon genre

Anyone else waiting for the Asphynx guy to show up?

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that cravat of his looks like a decapitated muppet

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I like how he checked with his hand to confirm that his glasses had, in fact, been removed.

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oop the Asphyx is back #monsterdon

"You can express yourself in movement"

By all rights this should become a #Monsterdon musical at this point, w/ a dance number

BOOB VAPOR!

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She farted again. Jerry Stiller looks unimpressed. #monsterdon

"You can express yourself in movement."
Express yourself in dance!
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@Rozzychan My cat does that! #PersonalSpace #monsterdon

You go, Andrea. We hate him too.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@Zerofactorial And of course pretty cool dangly earrings

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Less dialogue, movie! #monsterdon

"You are now suspended in time & space"

Have I got good news for ALL of y'all #Monsterdon

after I et that whole pizza I feel like I'm suspended in time and space as well.

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Can someone kick this dude in the nuts, please? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

Did this movie use the same dialect coach as THE MAN FROM PLANET X? You know, the one where the supposedly Scottish villagers all sounded like stage Irish?

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She's so sexy when she's cataleptic #Monsterdon

"We're supposed to watch this penny arcade drama?"

Well, we do it for fun. I suppose you're getting paid? #Monsterdon

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Her dress is really sheer.

BREATH MINTS PLEASE #monsterdon

"smug concepts" #monsterdon #theshecreature

@fabio Oh glasses pipes, glass pipes erle meyer🎶 #monsterdon

dr erckson is just making everyone look like manlets

i feel like back then there werent as many freakishly tall people in the US, so he probably hit his head on shit a lot… vs now you gotta be at least 6’6 to pull that off

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I am particularly invested in Lombardi getting monster-stomped and particularly disappointed in how little monster-stomping is taking place in this movie

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#Monsterdon Obviously a scholar of the paranormal requires a chemical laboratory and white coat.

well, we're watching THIS penny arcade drama, so why not you too.

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#Monsterdon :notes: soul transmigration, everybody get in line