All I saw was the she-creature signaling a field goal #monsterdon

Well done Lombardi. Got a new place just like that
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

I'm still not really sure why the creature is a She #monsterdon #theshecreature

Lombardi needs to learn about consent...and personal space #Monsterdon

bad touch bad touch

#monsterdon

Ted realizes the sea monster is from Andrea....

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Lombardi's that guy with no understanding of personal space. Probably smells like Muenster and cigarettes and kitty litter. #Monsterdon

I like the way everyone can see the woman hates being with the guy, but they all just say "Welp, hypnosis. Nothing we can do."
#monsterdon

She-Creature. He-Pnotist.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon

I wonder how deep a sleep she'll be in next?

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

Paul Blaisdell designed the suit - and is the person inside it!

#TheSheCreature

This movie seems like one long sexual assault. What a creep. #monsterdon

I will prove myself if it costs you your very life!

Ok, Lombardi said "it will be harsh" but the meaning was clear: believe me or else.

Oh, and also, and now I cannot control my hypnosis protege, so I'm going to escape.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"I'll need a guest room with a pool. Salt-water." #monsterdon

@flowerpot Right? #Monsterdon

@jeffron as it does with women! #Monsterdon

@wolfwalks @brinazarski this sounds like the plot of a #Monsterdon movie

King was wagging his tail so hard his body swayed when they cut to the snarling dog.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The director really loved this tree. A feast for the eyes! #Monsterdon

So far Lombardi has made a woman recall publicly available historical facts in a bad accent and gotten a dog to follow commands he's a MASTER :blobrollingeyes:

Glad the creature is here to save the show #Monsterdon

She didn't kill him.
#monsterdon

I hope the dog is ok #Monsterdon

Oh right, this is before she went to medical school.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MissChapel

Gotta admit, I did not sign up for a movie about ghosts

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Man imagine what this movie would have done with CGI spiral effects or something

#Monsterdon

@jeffron only a meta ted talk? #iHaveNoIdea #monsterdon

oh my god the invisibility footprints…

#monsterdon

Well that was a meet cute that didn't happen. Poor She-Creature can never get close to a good fella.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I wonder what the she-creature is up to #monsterdon #theshecreature

"I don't think much at all."

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Still not sure what the plot is here, he is summoning for what reason?
#Monsterdon

This jagoff complained about Lombardi setting hypnosis back 25 years, but what about this script?

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"did you see which way Lombardi went?" "Off towards Wisconsin" #monsterdon

"I am my own right" lol, figures

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Okay that was hilarious

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

That was close #Monsterdon

“Good news everyone! We’re all gonna die!”

#monsterdon #theshecreature

THe monster hates pipes! #monsterdon

lol, love how he dresses for the beach, in a cape and top hat

#Monsterdon

I've got the key to her brain!
#Monsterdon

The audience has been hypnotized by this film. In that it's putting us to sleep.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"By the power that is mine, I command you."
effing psychopath

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

"Then she remains as she is!"

Trapped in a bad movie. #Monsterdon

🎵 SHEEEEE'S COMIN' OUT! SHE WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW 🎵

#monsterdon #thesheCreature

Elizabeth is embarrassed because of the gas she passed #monsterdon

“obeyed me without a word”

sir dogs dont speak

#monsterdon

this movie barely has a pulse.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe by the power of numbskull more like it #monsterdon

That's hard proof right there #Monsterdon

@klu9 Front pics would be better --dad #monsterdon

#monsterdon

I have a way of proving myself to you, but it is going to be HARSH! Another phrase I am adding to my repertoire.

I mean, why are you so effing close to this lady!!? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

"By the power that is mine, I command you"

By the power of Greyskull! #Monsterdon

I say this every time but

WHAT is HAPPENING #monsterdon #theshecreature

"but it's going to be harsh."

is someone gonna get et??? please?

#monsterdon

"the creature is on its way among us"

What a strange way to word that
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

I stand up to faint also.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon It's a more convincing faint if you stand up first.

@UsagiTsukino oh nice call on the force-hypnosis

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@sean I don't want to go to college anymore! #monsterdon

She-Creature said Eat The Rich :D #Monsterdon

Those are great hypnosis eyes! I bet the dog is freaked out. #Monsterdon

Dr's having a little trouble with the pronouns there. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

*Lombardi convinces King, who I think we are supposed to believe is being aggressive and unruly, to turn tail and go back outside*

Ah, so Dr. Lombardi is also Cesar Millan?

#monsterdon

I think the lead actor has mastered the art of smug disdain #Monsterdon

hooray!

#Monsterdon

"I'll control him!" *pulls a steak out of his waistcoat* #monsterdon

"...he did what I told him without a single word."
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's a dog."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon Well, he's good but he's no Lugosi.

Our star actor returns to the stage King! (the dog)

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #dogsofmastodon

"Nobody takes King away! I go on my own terms!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon

King just got zombie-eyed!!

Open a window! This ghost smells like hot death!

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Oh like Dracula mesmerising dogs. #Monsterdon

Is this supposed to be a Cockney accent?

(Sorry I don't know British accents)

#Monsterdon

King's back! (King growls) Don't listen to him King!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

Bite him, King! Bite him!

@Lazarou Is that like not THE Campbells? ... no, soup, why?... #monsterdon

No!!! You leave King alone!!! #Monsterdon

That's a door, so not buying it.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

"Those who believe can see"

oh isn't that convenient

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

That's not how you talk to dogs, that's how you get your hand bitten

#Monsterdon

Little known fact, the automatic door openers at grocery stores are moved by means of hypnotic necromancy. #Monsterdon

Asphyx! #monsterdon

No leave the doggy alone #Monsterdon

King's been in the whipped cream again. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh, asphyx smoky smudge! #Monsterdon

The Spice Must Flow

#monsterdon #theshecreature

That's not a window, that was a glass door. Demonstration failed!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

King is PISSED. #monsterdon

Floating in spice #monsterdon #theshecreature

#monsterdon It’s a pretty white medallion, it looks like a giant Tylenol!

Of course YOU would see the ghost lady, your mind is so open it flew away...

#Monsterdon

First she farts, then he says "open a window" #monsterdon

if you go back in time enough then everyone is just like an irish sea monster floating in the abyss of the cosmos #monsterdon

"You're putting her in great danger"

She's survived that danger before

#Monsterdon I am reminded of a truism, that no pilot dies the FIRST time they try an ill-advised stunt in their craft

Akshually, as a professional musician… it does happen from time to time #Monsterdon

I never hypnotized anyone with string quartet music, tho
https://mastodon.social/@Lazarou/115721238409067431

"she's survived that danger before"

i mean, i've watched Octoman, and the whatever Indian Flats movie-- and yet i keep coming back, week after week. okay, fine, you win that one, Lombardi.

#monsterdon

Boom cat-a-laptic state #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Sleep deeper. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger." #monsterdon