hooray!

#Monsterdon

"I'll control him!" *pulls a steak out of his waistcoat* #monsterdon

"...he did what I told him without a single word."
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's a dog."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon Well, he's good but he's no Lugosi.

Our star actor returns to the stage King! (the dog)

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #dogsofmastodon

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King just got zombie-eyed!!

"Nobody takes King away! I go on my own terms!" #monsterdon

Open a window! This ghost smells like hot death!

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Oh like Dracula mesmerising dogs. #Monsterdon

Is this supposed to be a Cockney accent?

(Sorry I don't know British accents)

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#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

Bite him, King! Bite him!

King's back! (King growls) Don't listen to him King!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

No!!! You leave King alone!!! #Monsterdon

That's a door, so not buying it.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

"Those who believe can see"

oh isn't that convenient

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

That's not how you talk to dogs, that's how you get your hand bitten

#Monsterdon

Little known fact, the automatic door openers at grocery stores are moved by means of hypnotic necromancy. #Monsterdon

Asphyx! #monsterdon

No leave the doggy alone #Monsterdon

King's been in the whipped cream again. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh, asphyx smoky smudge! #Monsterdon

The Spice Must Flow

#monsterdon #theshecreature

That's not a window, that was a glass door. Demonstration failed!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

King is PISSED. #monsterdon

Floating in spice #monsterdon #theshecreature

#monsterdon It’s a pretty white medallion, it looks like a giant Tylenol!

Of course YOU would see the ghost lady, your mind is so open it flew away...

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First she farts, then he says "open a window" #monsterdon

"You're putting her in great danger"

She's survived that danger before

#Monsterdon I am reminded of a truism, that no pilot dies the FIRST time they try an ill-advised stunt in their craft

Akshually, as a professional musician… it does happen from time to time #Monsterdon

I never hypnotized anyone with string quartet music, tho
https://mastodon.social/@Lazarou/115721238409067431

"she's survived that danger before"

i mean, i've watched Octoman, and the whatever Indian Flats movie-- and yet i keep coming back, week after week. okay, fine, you win that one, Lombardi.

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Boom cat-a-laptic state #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Sleep deeper. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger." #monsterdon

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'where are you now, Elizabeth?'

'in an ashtray, apparently'

The spirit world is in space then no wonder we can't find it #Monsterdon

#Mumblecore

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

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You will sleep and rest from your exertions in sleep which is already deeper than your previous sleep.. is this Inception?

@apLundell you'd think he'd have a good libel case, with the paper putting a huge picture of him on the front page like that

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Engraved!? Indisputable proof!

"She's survived that danger before"
Oh, it's fine then. #monsterdon

"Sleep... Deep sleep... Moooore! Deeper!"

SLEEP DEEPER! HARDER! ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE!? #Monsterdon

cat....a...laptic? state?

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The dialect coach was someone they pulled off the street and who was reading the instruction book upside down the whole time

#Monsterdon

No doubts this dude is amazing #Monsterdon

Gold and rubies? She was loaded!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

I guess 17th Century English didn't have the pronominal case distinctions

Lombardi's breath is so bad it's making her talk in bad accents #Monsterdon

Past accent regression #Monsterdon

So the "authentication" is knowing the maiden name of the Chamberlain's wife? Like, this is such common knowledge that a random person at a party knows it, but that proves she's really living in the past?

#monsterdon

This proves only she attended history class #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Is he trying to hack the Lord Chamberlain's bank account?

#monsterdon

Andrea is using the worst British accent ever!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

oh lance fuller was 6’3”, so he really was a tall fellow 👀

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"Now he sits and wytes" #monsterdon

Not sure that just saying "It is 1618 and I know a lot of facts about this very specific year because NO one could ever learn such things by rote!!" is convincing to me TBH
#Monsterdon

Her accent is changing with every statement I swear. #monsterdon

if only this guy was in his last illness.

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Yup, that kinda-Cockney is totally a King James era accent #Monsterdon

The assistant slept too greedily and too deep... you know what she awoke in the darkness of dreams... shadow and flippers

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT KIND OF OLIVE I JUST ATE, ELIZABETH? - Dr Hypnoguy

#monsterdon #theshecreature

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

After Peter Lorre was appalled by the script, John Carradine was offered the role of Timothy Chappel. But he turned it down.

#TheSheCreature

#monsterdon lol she's studied at the Dick van Dyke school of cockney accents

Sounds like Dick Van Dyke coached that accent. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Why would she know the wife's maiden name? #monsterdon

Wow peer pressure much

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When she goes back she should make that beeping sound by law #monsterdon

Wow, such range. She’s quite an actress. Three accents at least.

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#MonsterDon I really hope this ends with she creature disemboweling Lombardi but I bet not 😭

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I'm enery the eighth I am, enery the eighth I am I am..

Sir, if you ask "do you want to stop," & the other person indicates yes, you Stop. That's just #Monsterdon basic civility

give the woman some air jebus #monsterdon

Oh sure, you could never have faked any of this 9_9 #Monsterdon

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I guess hypnosis is not a good technique for learning how to do accents

@jammerb To be fair getting a guy to expose himself is ea... is probably easy! #monsterdon

No, further, further than that! No! Take the left at Albuquerque!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"You want to stop now?"

I want you to GET OFF ME >:( #Monsterdon

💤 😴 💤 😴 💤

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"and you're using a big blue box" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Not that far!"

"Now you are travelling through time and space..." Oh no, I'm being sent back to the start of the movie!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

belch right in his face, lady, a nice big brap.

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Hypno-say-it, don't hypno-spray-it #Monsterdon

What a boring act. #monsterdon

the only way he knows how to come is quickly

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Will you examine her doctor?
I'm waaay ahead of you Lombardi

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"You are travelling through time and space... Farther back... Back!"

Back demon! Back back! #Monsterdon

This movie is an endless chain

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Her EYES are getting heavy? This is such a weird #Monsterdon hypnotist

Watch those hands, buddy #monsterdon

Wow. No one cares about Ted. He's just there to be manipulated for entertainment.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

peer pressure > hypnotism #Monsterdon

manlet lombardi and chad erikson

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Her boobs are so weirdly suffocated #monsterdon #theshecreature

#monsterdon "You will go into a deep deep sleep. Just like we rehearsed."

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, just saying you're an reincarnated princess from the past is not that buddy.

#Monsterdon

"You are in a deep sleep..."
"Your breath is terrible"
#monsterdon

Wish it was this easy to enter a deep sleep #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero I hear Clint Eastwood whistling movie music! #monsterdon

welll, i'm starting to believe i'll need more than one lifetime to figure out why anybody green-lit this movie, so i guess i'll keep watching.

#monsterdon

SIT DOWN JESSICA wait wrong media #monsterdon