hooray!
"I'll control him!" *pulls a steak out of his waistcoat* #monsterdon
"...he did what I told him without a single word."
"Well, yeah, I mean, he's a dog."
#monsterdon Well, he's good but he's no Lugosi.
Our star actor returns to the stage King! (the dog)
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #dogsofmastodon
King just got zombie-eyed!!
"Nobody takes King away! I go on my own terms!" #monsterdon
Open a window! This ghost smells like hot death!
Oh like Dracula mesmerising dogs. #Monsterdon
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Bite him, King! Bite him!
King's back! (King growls) Don't listen to him King!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
No!!! You leave King alone!!! #Monsterdon
That's a door, so not buying it.
That's not how you talk to dogs, that's how you get your hand bitten
Little known fact, the automatic door openers at grocery stores are moved by means of hypnotic necromancy. #Monsterdon
Asphyx! #monsterdon
No leave the doggy alone #Monsterdon
King's been in the whipped cream again. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Oh, asphyx smoky smudge! #Monsterdon
The Spice Must Flow
That's not a window, that was a glass door. Demonstration failed!
King is PISSED. #monsterdon
Floating in spice #monsterdon #theshecreature
#monsterdon Itβs a pretty white medallion, it looks like a giant Tylenol!
Of course YOU would see the ghost lady, your mind is so open it flew away...
First she farts, then he says "open a window" #monsterdon
"You're putting her in great danger"
She's survived that danger before
#Monsterdon I am reminded of a truism, that no pilot dies the FIRST time they try an ill-advised stunt in their craft
Akshually, as a professional musician⦠it does happen from time to time #Monsterdon
I never hypnotized anyone with string quartet music, tho
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"she's survived that danger before"
i mean, i've watched Octoman, and the whatever Indian Flats movie-- and yet i keep coming back, week after week. okay, fine, you win that one, Lombardi.
Boom cat-a-laptic state #monsterdon #TheSheCreature
"Sleep deeper. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger." #monsterdon
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'where are you now, Elizabeth?'
'in an ashtray, apparently'
The spirit world is in space then no wonder we can't find it #Monsterdon
You will sleep and rest from your exertions in sleep which is already deeper than your previous sleep.. is this Inception?
@apLundell you'd think he'd have a good libel case, with the paper putting a huge picture of him on the front page like that
#Monsterdon Engraved!? Indisputable proof!
"She's survived that danger before"
Oh, it's fine then. #monsterdon
"Sleep... Deep sleep... Moooore! Deeper!"
SLEEP DEEPER! HARDER! ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE!? #Monsterdon
cat....a...laptic? state?
The dialect coach was someone they pulled off the street and who was reading the instruction book upside down the whole time
No doubts this dude is amazing #Monsterdon
Gold and rubies? She was loaded!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
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I guess 17th Century English didn't have the pronominal case distinctions
Lombardi's breath is so bad it's making her talk in bad accents #Monsterdon
Past accent regression #Monsterdon
So the "authentication" is knowing the maiden name of the Chamberlain's wife? Like, this is such common knowledge that a random person at a party knows it, but that proves she's really living in the past?
This proves only she attended history class #monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Is he trying to hack the Lord Chamberlain's bank account?
Andrea is using the worst British accent ever!
oh lance fuller was 6β3β, so he really was a tall fellow π
"Now he sits and wytes" #monsterdon
Not sure that just saying "It is 1618 and I know a lot of facts about this very specific year because NO one could ever learn such things by rote!!" is convincing to me TBH
#Monsterdon
Her accent is changing with every statement I swear. #monsterdon
if only this guy was in his last illness.
Yup, that kinda-Cockney is totally a King James era accent #Monsterdon
The assistant slept too greedily and too deep... you know what she awoke in the darkness of dreams... shadow and flippers
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT KIND OF OLIVE I JUST ATE, ELIZABETH? - Dr Hypnoguy
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After Peter Lorre was appalled by the script, John Carradine was offered the role of Timothy Chappel. But he turned it down.
#monsterdon lol she's studied at the Dick van Dyke school of cockney accents
Sounds like Dick Van Dyke coached that accent. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Why would she know the wife's maiden name? #monsterdon
Wow peer pressure much
When she goes back she should make that beeping sound by law #monsterdon
Wow, such range. Sheβs quite an actress. Three accents at least.
#MonsterDon I really hope this ends with she creature disemboweling Lombardi but I bet not π
I'm enery the eighth I am, enery the eighth I am I am..
Sir, if you ask "do you want to stop," & the other person indicates yes, you Stop. That's just #Monsterdon basic civility
give the woman some air jebus #monsterdon
Oh sure, you could never have faked any of this 9_9 #Monsterdon
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I guess hypnosis is not a good technique for learning how to do accents
@jammerb To be fair getting a guy to expose himself is ea... is probably easy! #monsterdon
No, further, further than that! No! Take the left at Albuquerque!
"You want to stop now?"
I want you to GET OFF ME >:( #Monsterdon
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"and you're using a big blue box" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Not that far!"
"Now you are travelling through time and space..." Oh no, I'm being sent back to the start of the movie!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
belch right in his face, lady, a nice big brap.
Hypno-say-it, don't hypno-spray-it #Monsterdon
What a boring act. #monsterdon
the only way he knows how to come is quickly
Will you examine her doctor?
I'm waaay ahead of you Lombardi
"You are travelling through time and space... Farther back... Back!"
Back demon! Back back! #Monsterdon
This movie is an endless chain
Her EYES are getting heavy? This is such a weird #Monsterdon hypnotist
Watch those hands, buddy #monsterdon
Wow. No one cares about Ted. He's just there to be manipulated for entertainment.
peer pressure > hypnotism #Monsterdon
manlet lombardi and chad erikson
Her boobs are so weirdly suffocated #monsterdon #theshecreature
#monsterdon "You will go into a deep deep sleep. Just like we rehearsed."
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, just saying you're an reincarnated princess from the past is not that buddy.
"You are in a deep sleep..."
"Your breath is terrible"
#monsterdon
Wish it was this easy to enter a deep sleep #Monsterdon
@bunnyhero I hear Clint Eastwood whistling movie music! #monsterdon
welll, i'm starting to believe i'll need more than one lifetime to figure out why anybody green-lit this movie, so i guess i'll keep watching.
SIT DOWN JESSICA wait wrong media #monsterdon