A hypnotist saying #Monsterdon please

No conscious woman could lower her arm that way!

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Oh, is she THE Andrea Doria?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts...

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon "I shall touch you and soon you will be asleep."

"Look at me Andrea" Do I really have to? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Look at me, Andrea."

Ick :/ #Monsterdon

So.. cops can just flash a badge and wander into a private social gathering? Or were they invited? Because I didn't see a fucking warrant.

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I'm amused by how grumpy Lombardi looks all the time
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@davesdogmaggie Personally I would allow just the cape

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@jeffron Is that a T.E.D. talk shot?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

Psychic Lawyers, not even once. #monsterdon

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#Monsterdon WatchVibe®

Spike the dog 📈
Monster 📈
Bowtie humor 📉

#TheSheCreature

She's got that Elizabeth Taylor hair, and that flirty guy is doomed.
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#monsterdon "He laughs at me and says 'prove it'!"

Yeah, well, you are a detective.

"I heard she made quite an impression."

Yeah, in the guy's chest cavity last night.

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There is so much #Monsterdon hair spray in this room

So thrilling to have Dorothy and Andrea in the same room #monsterdon

So far in the movie's OK lines:

* big lie
* elegant decay
* honeymoon for three---you, me and a whiskey bottle

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#monsterdon "I'll give you one more chance to marry me 🥴" lol the hard sell, I respect it

Interesting camera angle introducing the night club. It's the sort of view usually ascribed to an out of body / near death experience.

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Now I really wonder what these interiors would look like in color.

*finally looks up what a pile driver is*

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@CactuarJoe Man's got enough hot air to hit space #monsterdon

Check out the crazy print on that door! #monsterdon

"I hit the door on his elbow, you want I should do another ta-"

"KEEP ROLLING"

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Do not show up at my home wearing a flamboyant cape and expect to be allowed in.

#Monsterdon

i hope the drunk guy gets creatured next

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WHAM, RIGHT in the funnybone. But the take is salvaged, what a professional!

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It takes quite a presence to pull off a half cape like that. We'll have to wait for another movie to see that.

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My foots is peeped!

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Nice cape, Lombardi. You need a runway or can you take off from a standing start? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm out of my element! I'm just a farm boy! Who happens to have a PhD in psychology! Don't you remember the exposition I gave you at the beginning even though we've clearly been dating for months

A honeymoon for three with a whiskey bottle & a hottie sounds like a #Monsterdon delight tbh

#monsterdon Didn't take out the cork, so that was... pointless... OKAY. LOL

Marrying someone just because you want to get your dick wet. What a grand idea.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Okay, I like the maid.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"you, me, and a whiskey bottle."

oops.

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arms equipped with a pilebunker?

so its a mech?

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"I don't use hypnotism to amuse drunks." #monsterdon

Ted: “Nobody gets through to Ted, Dorothy. Nobody!” #Monsterdon

The Scandinavian staff are the most likeable characters. I think that lady could take out Lombardi #Monsterdon

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Bob is very handsy of Dorothy

"I'll give you one chance to marry me."

Well, who could resist an offer like that >_> #Monsterdon

I've hat yust about enough of these yokers #Monsterdon

America never changes, right? Always finding a demographic to make fun of
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@diazona The Bow-tie pop would for sure

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Why ... has marriage to him inured her to monstrous acts? #Monsterdon

I love the help.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Last-Chance Dorothy" is quite a nickname.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#MonsterDon so like, when he told her to travel back in time...

exactly how far back was that?

Help, I've fallen into a vaudeville act #monsterdon

Still have no idea why these people are doing what they are doing other then to do something
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe The auto generated subtitles did not help 😅 #monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

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I see you as part of this elegant decay. The love has gone out of their relationship.

Your feets is poop. My poop is feets. We is not the same.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Keep cops with automatic guns on the beach sure looks like a good idea...
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I'm guessing the monster qualifies as "Fun Practical Effects"? In that case, bingo acquired!

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Stop wearing a clipon and your problems are over, Swedish(?) waiter. #monsterdon

what the hell are these "accents" #monsterdon

feets is pooped

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I was reading Wiki and Peter Lorre originally had the role and then read the script and said "Fuck No"
I get it

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Do we have a motive for ... anything... right now?

Oh, I see we are going to deal with a running bow tie popping off gag throughout the movie.

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#Monsterdon Did the butler just pretend to pour champaign without removing the cork?

Ok, decent monster, underwhelming monster murder execution.

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OK, movie, the bowtie cannot be a running gag. I refuse to accept the bowtie as a running gag.

#Monsterdon

Swedish comic relief?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

His career would be better off if he was a million miles away.

#monsterdon

“Can’t go lookin fur da sheepen in da rainen. Fuudayookin?”

#Monsterdon

Dr. Lombardi, in my very own room! That sounds like a terrible idea
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Oh he's #Monsterdon a recurring comedy voice bit, wonderful

Comic Euros
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They got cops standing every 20 feet along the beach to keep people out. If you ever wanted to rob a bank downtown, perfect time. #monsterdon

...Well that was inexplicable. #Monsterdon

these two servants are supposed to be... funny???

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"What watch?" "Such watch!" #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Yumberyack? #Monsterdon

feeds his poop?

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She looked nothing like her dating profile. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

lol, these Anti-Vaxx wives are spot on for America...

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This dude sat still even as the monster grabbed his bed.

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#Monsterdon Daddy Warbucks refused to pay for a better dancer.

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Ali Binali group?

#monsterdon

We have cigars and cigarettes, but not nearly enough science-pipes. What gives?

she’s got… moves? i guess???

#monsterdon

Is the mayor going to force them to reopen the beach?

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She-creature looks just like an supersentai enemy.
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OOOH PROFESSOR FIREFLY #Monsterdon

Waiting for the mayor to force the beaches open for the Fourth of July. #Monsterdon

She Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore Monster #monsterdon #theshecreature

I think the lawyer in that #Monsterdon scene is the only one who hit the scene's intended tone

vince lombardi this guy is not

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Wow, that dancer's got less rhythm than *I* do. #Monsterdon

lady, you should not get applause for that dance...

#Monsterdon

He's a user.
He just wants her to regress to her sea monster days.

He has all this power, but just uses it to get back at the guys she flirts with.

Sad little man.
#Monsterdon

these guys stand so close to each other and they all smoke 😬

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I'm just a lawyer and a midwife for the She-Creature

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Ugh, the cops versus a hypnosis crank, can they _both_ lose?

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature