"I shall also prove that American cheese is TRUE CHEESE and not mere simulacrum!" #Monsterdon

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... LIVING COLOUR [rocking intensifies]

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@diazona Ambien.

#monsterdon

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Peer pressured into a psychic battle.

#Monsterdon i wonder what the Lumber Yak is up to (or the original Ollie and Lena)

Oh this is a riff on the #monsterdon Amazing (James) Randi debunks

"Sit, girl!, sit!" #monsterdon

Yeah we all know the kind of sleep where you're standing up and walking around and responding to spoken directions

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon

Comic relief servants fortunately have no tension to relieve.

@paco Madame Tussaud couldn't have done it better. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

To the Dr. Erikson power, I guess?

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"... so that he may expose me" Oh! It's _that_ kind of party. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Mentok the Mind Taker has a better act. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

Expose him, Dr. Erickson! Dooo itt

Pretty soon the entire audience will be asleep too #monsterdon

The way that dress drapes over the couch!!!

#Monsterdon

Are they going for an Elizabeth Taylor look with Andrea?

#Monsterdon

I'm prepared to say that he's #Monsterdon not a v good hypnotist

@plaidtron3000 #handShootsUp #SlowlyPutsHandDown #monsterdon

"I'm going to touch you and you're going to go to sleep…"

Happens with all the women he touches, actually.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

How is moving her arms on command supposed to prove she’s under hypnosis??? #Monsterdon

"I shall touch you and soon you will be asleep."

Typical 1956 marriage

#Monsterdon

@apLundell just like the movie has touched all of us

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A hypnotist raising his #Monsterdon voice

*glare*

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

And now, cluck like chicken #monsterdon

I can see why he is so popular. He has such showmanship and charisma.

#monsterdon

“I shall touch you and soon you’ll be asleep.”

Truer words…

#Monsterdon

will she reveal the point of the fucking movie?

#monsterdon

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"I shall touch you and soon you'll be asleep" <-- not a lot of guys would confess to this

"Look at me, Andrea"
Andrea looks pissed. #monsterdon

A hypnotist saying #Monsterdon please

No conscious woman could lower her arm that way!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh, is she THE Andrea Doria?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

#monsterdon "I shall touch you and soon you will be asleep."

"Look at me Andrea" Do I really have to? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Look at me, Andrea."

Ick :/ #Monsterdon

So.. cops can just flash a badge and wander into a private social gathering? Or were they invited? Because I didn't see a fucking warrant.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

I'm amused by how grumpy Lombardi looks all the time
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@davesdogmaggie Personally I would allow just the cape

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@jeffron Is that a T.E.D. talk shot?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

Psychic Lawyers, not even once. #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

#Monsterdon WatchVibe®

Spike the dog 📈
Monster 📈
Bowtie humor 📉

#TheSheCreature

She's got that Elizabeth Taylor hair, and that flirty guy is doomed.
#Monsterdon

"I heard she made quite an impression."

Yeah, in the guy's chest cavity last night.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon "He laughs at me and says 'prove it'!"

Yeah, well, you are a detective.

There is so much #Monsterdon hair spray in this room

So thrilling to have Dorothy and Andrea in the same room #monsterdon

#monsterdon "I'll give you one more chance to marry me 🥴" lol the hard sell, I respect it

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Now I really wonder what these interiors would look like in color.

Interesting camera angle introducing the night club. It's the sort of view usually ascribed to an out of body / near death experience.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@CactuarJoe Man's got enough hot air to hit space #monsterdon

Check out the crazy print on that door! #monsterdon

"I hit the door on his elbow, you want I should do another ta-"

"KEEP ROLLING"

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Do not show up at my home wearing a flamboyant cape and expect to be allowed in.

#Monsterdon

i hope the drunk guy gets creatured next

#monsterdon

WHAM, RIGHT in the funnybone. But the take is salvaged, what a professional!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

It takes quite a presence to pull off a half cape like that. We'll have to wait for another movie to see that.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

My foots is peeped!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon I'm out of my element! I'm just a farm boy! Who happens to have a PhD in psychology! Don't you remember the exposition I gave you at the beginning even though we've clearly been dating for months

A honeymoon for three with a whiskey bottle & a hottie sounds like a #Monsterdon delight tbh

#monsterdon Didn't take out the cork, so that was... pointless... OKAY. LOL

Marrying someone just because you want to get your dick wet. What a grand idea.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Okay, I like the maid.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"you, me, and a whiskey bottle."

oops.

#monsterdon

arms equipped with a pilebunker?

so its a mech?

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"I don't use hypnotism to amuse drunks." #monsterdon

Ted: “Nobody gets through to Ted, Dorothy. Nobody!” #Monsterdon

The Scandinavian staff are the most likeable characters. I think that lady could take out Lombardi #Monsterdon

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Bob is very handsy of Dorothy

"I'll give you one chance to marry me."

Well, who could resist an offer like that >_> #Monsterdon

I've hat yust about enough of these yokers #Monsterdon

America never changes, right? Always finding a demographic to make fun of
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@diazona The Bow-tie pop would for sure

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#TheSheCreature

Why ... has marriage to him inured her to monstrous acts? #Monsterdon

I love the help.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Last-Chance Dorothy" is quite a nickname.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#MonsterDon so like, when he told her to travel back in time...

exactly how far back was that?

Help, I've fallen into a vaudeville act #monsterdon

Still have no idea why these people are doing what they are doing other then to do something
#Monsterdon

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe The auto generated subtitles did not help 😅 #monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

#monsterdon

I see you as part of this elegant decay. The love has gone out of their relationship.

Your feets is poop. My poop is feets. We is not the same.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Keep cops with automatic guns on the beach sure looks like a good idea...
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#theshecreature

Stop wearing a clipon and your problems are over, Swedish(?) waiter. #monsterdon

what the hell are these "accents" #monsterdon

feets is pooped

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I was reading Wiki and Peter Lorre originally had the role and then read the script and said "Fuck No"
I get it

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Do we have a motive for ... anything... right now?

Oh, I see we are going to deal with a running bow tie popping off gag throughout the movie.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon Did the butler just pretend to pour champaign without removing the cork?

Ok, decent monster, underwhelming monster murder execution.

#Monsterdon

OK, movie, the bowtie cannot be a running gag. I refuse to accept the bowtie as a running gag.

#Monsterdon

Swedish comic relief?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

His career would be better off if he was a million miles away.

#monsterdon

“Can’t go lookin fur da sheepen in da rainen. Fuudayookin?”

#Monsterdon

Dr. Lombardi, in my very own room! That sounds like a terrible idea
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh he's #Monsterdon a recurring comedy voice bit, wonderful

Comic Euros
#monsterdon

They got cops standing every 20 feet along the beach to keep people out. If you ever wanted to rob a bank downtown, perfect time. #monsterdon