AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdonπ¨ββοΈπ©ππ΅βπ«π¦βπ₯π§π€ π±
they really need a carnie who sleeps in a murphy bed that'd be hilarious
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Oh wow, Chief Brodie only wishes people listen to him like they do creepy Dr. Crankbardi.
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
The whole world must have smelled like an ash tray back then β:floofCry:β
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
Still liking the informal #Monsterdon metric:
# of minutes until monster appearance
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
I like the glow on the monster.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@FirstFish idk I would take seaweed tips
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon lol he savagely murdered the guy by flipping his cot? Ok movie
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
She's a sea creature and a she-creature. She's a double threat.
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
You know, itβs really weird how in these horror movies EVERYONE has the freeze response to danger, and almost no one has fight or flight
βI will lay here on the bed in horror while approached by this escaped football mascotβ
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
It's his civic duty. And it's a big duty. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
oh wow they actually closed the beaches :O
the 1998 Sega Saturn RPG, Baroque π
himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz
Baywatch taught me to never go under piers and never trust anything or anyone that comes from underneath piers
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Bed smashing is an odd murder tactic. #Monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
I predict she will die in a gill net.
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
A little closer, I don't think she heard you... #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature π§πΎββοΈπΏ π
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
AAAAAAH!!!!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
So, what are we thinking: midrange for Doctor Who monster costume?
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
Ruh ro! Not again. Poor carney.
#monsterdon
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
@starkraving666 "Are those soda can rings on its back? This is why you're supposed to cut up your soda can rings."
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
"You will go into a deep sleep."
"You will ignore the anchovies I had at dinner and the 2 cigarettes I smoked afterward."
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Oh, don't try to run away or anything.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
You will go into a much deeper sleep. VEWWWY DEEP.
FirstFish
FirstFish@universeodon.com
What else do we care about.
If two named sea creatures were discussing the pros and cons of varieties of seaweed...just not good cinema.
But, if they're doing so to defend it against MAN! Well, then we have something.
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
It's the monster whose pronouns include "she!" #monsterdon
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
See, it's a she because it's got boobs #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Carny doesn't even stand up when a lady enters the room :/ #Monsterdon
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
okay we got a monster at least
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
Ooh! Ghostly form emerging! Hypnotic control kicking in! #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Lombardi: π
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
Wait, are those strings or tentacles?
Terencio
c'mon dude, you're american! Grab your gun!
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
At no point in the History of this planet did a creature like that walk upon it.....
...oh well, the carney is getting it! Paralysed with fear!
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
So the She Creature has one over the Daleks at least.
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
She-Creature's got a pretty deep growl
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
That moment of smoldering eye contact the #Monsterdon creature just shared w/ the hypnotist was the most erotic thing to happen so far in this film & that's saying QUITE a lot
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@Binder You're watching Monty Python shouting sketch?! #monsterdon
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#monsterdon But what about the new tax? And the limited farm bill?!?
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
heck yeah! kill, creature, kill!
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
Monster sighted!
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
The she sea creature is delightful :blobaww: #Monsterdon
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Was this mask the influence for the Octaman mask?
Bluedepth
#monsterdon Sheβll come out of the ocean, the fish will all smell like that. Confused. Grumpy. Angry with men's shit. For millions of years, men's shit. Always with men's shit!
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
She's here! Up from the depths it's ancient monster f*cker bait.
Or just the love child of a lobster and a some broken concrete.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
The eponymous monster appears 25 min in. That ain't bad by #Monsterdon standards, really.
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
MONSTER!!! WE HAVE A MONSTER SIGHTING!!!
Oh, and besides Lombardi in the window, I think the she creature just showed up
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
Big theramin energy #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
it's the chibiest little kaiju ever!
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
I think they're in love. #monsterdon
Bob Tregilus
elaterite@mastoart.social
Squish, squish, squish...
Terencio
That creature would be way cooler if it carried an electric guitar.
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
She's got Betty Davis Eyes! <3 #Monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Oh. So, he has a deal with the She-Creature?
the 1998 Sega Saturn RPG, Baroque π
himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz
oh shit is it another stupidly overlaid effect like the death puppet? hell yeah
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
MONSTER TIME!!!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
Finally the creature arrives #Monsterdon
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
What the fuck is that? π€£
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
We have a monster. I repeat, we have a monster.
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Is that the kid from the #Monsterdon preshow stream?
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
uh wut is this
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Ben Zanin
gnomon
Is... is this an astral projection of the creature from the black lagoon??
Prof. Rachel Thorn ππΊπ¦π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈ
RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp
#Monsterdon Alert readers of romance comic books at the time would have immediately recognized Lombardi as a villain by his pencil moustache. It's always the guy with the lencil moustache.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
oh, there she is. alright, i guess the movie can keep its title.
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
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allanb
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@xerozohar except it's pronounced iiiauuuu #SportsBall #monsterdon
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
You'll go back in time to 1885 and open a blacksmith shop #monsterdon
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Being hypnotized means your #Monsterdon hearing is impaired, that's why he has to lean down and shout
Bob Tregilus
elaterite@mastoart.social
Oh, nice a CO2 monster!
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"Leave your body at the coat check, it only costs a dime and I will pay it!"
Bluedepth
#monsterdon Save big money *with menaaaaaards!!!!*
nhgeek
nhgeek
Oh, the smokers breath... please stop, she'll never wake #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
"I command you. Leave your body."
You already have a checked bag, we can't allow a carryon. #Monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
SLEEEEEEEEP!
Sleep Hurting?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
jeffron
jeffron@ohai.social
Going to try this in standard discourse: βPleased to meet you. I AM A REMARKABLE MANβ #Monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
βActually, sir, I know youβre really excited about this business opportunity, but her next target is you.β
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
What's the dog doing right now? #monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
dude, i hope you brushed your teeth before this scene...
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
GET OUT OF HER FACE YOU CREEP
#monsterdon
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Creep, get OUT OF HER FACE!!!!
Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank
EmptySet@dobbs.town
Background: this is partially an attempt to exploit the popularity of "The Search For Bridey Murphy":
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
"I have no act! I have knowledge!"
Then explain why my carnival show failed involving hitting people with copies of The World Book I picked up from the local Goodwill for a dollar?
sean
sean@skj.social
"...we gotta shake 'em."
"Oh we'll shake 'em."
"How will we shake 'em?"
"We'll shake 'em like a polaroid picture!"
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Business douchebag is kinda right Lombardi has all the humility of a successful influencer hypnotist #Monsterdon
the 1998 Sega Saturn RPG, Baroque π
himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz
sir donβt threaten the audience with a good time!!
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
...Why's the carny keep the wheel in his bedroom? Is it family? #Monsterdon
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
They ... they just referenced "The Big Lie". In 195-mumble. #Monsterdon is this about world war?
Bluedepth
#monsterdon I have a REMARKABLE DEFORMITY. LOL.
jadebees
jadebees@sunny.garden
How does predicting a murder, turning up at the scene, and trying to pin it on a sea monster not get Lombardi locked up?
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Unfortunately, I must feed the woman, because biology. Scary. #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"That's the stuff, that's the stuff - the big lie! That's what sells."
...y'know, frankly, my opinion of this screenwriter just jumped a notch.
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@apLundell It must be the papercuts! "Ain't got time to bleed!" #wrongmovie #monsterdon
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
A modern too of science? Friend I don't think you know what hypnosis is
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
JEEZ heβs rapey.
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
Ray Millard was his interior decorator
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
βI can see money in this. Big money.β #Monsterdon
Festive Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
There's a famous telenovela author in Brazil called Carlos Lombardi, he's written dozens of telenovelas. Very sus...
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
"The big lie - that's what sells"
Terencio
"The last house I went to, everyone inside died!"