...Well that was inexplicable. #Monsterdon

these two servants are supposed to be... funny???

#monsterdon

"What watch?" "Such watch!" #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Yumberyack? #Monsterdon

feeds his poop?

#monsterdon

She looked nothing like her dating profile. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

lol, these Anti-Vaxx wives are spot on for America...

#Monsterdon

This dude sat still even as the monster grabbed his bed.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Daddy Warbucks refused to pay for a better dancer.

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

Ali Binali group?

#monsterdon

We have cigars and cigarettes, but not nearly enough science-pipes. What gives?

she’s got… moves? i guess???

#monsterdon

Is the mayor going to force them to reopen the beach?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

She-creature looks just like an supersentai enemy.
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

OOOH PROFESSOR FIREFLY #Monsterdon

Waiting for the mayor to force the beaches open for the Fourth of July. #Monsterdon

She Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore Monster #monsterdon #theshecreature

I think the lawyer in that #Monsterdon scene is the only one who hit the scene's intended tone

vince lombardi this guy is not

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Wow, that dancer's got less rhythm than *I* do. #Monsterdon

lady, you should not get applause for that dance...

#Monsterdon

He's a user.
He just wants her to regress to her sea monster days.

He has all this power, but just uses it to get back at the guys she flirts with.

Sad little man.
#Monsterdon

these guys stand so close to each other and they all smoke 😬

#monsterdon

I'm just a lawyer and a midwife for the She-Creature

#Monsterdon

Ugh, the cops versus a hypnosis crank, can they _both_ lose?

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

they really need a carnie who sleeps in a murphy bed that'd be hilarious

Oh wow, Chief Brodie only wishes people listen to him like they do creepy Dr. Crankbardi.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The whole world must have smelled like an ash tray back then ​:floofCry:​

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Still liking the informal #Monsterdon metric:

# of minutes until monster appearance

I like the glow on the monster.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@FirstFish idk I would take seaweed tips

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon lol he savagely murdered the guy by flipping his cot? Ok movie

#monsterdon

She's a sea creature and a she-creature. She's a double threat.

You know, it’s really weird how in these horror movies EVERYONE has the freeze response to danger, and almost no one has fight or flight

“I will lay here on the bed in horror while approached by this escaped football mascot”

#Monsterdon

It's his civic duty. And it's a big duty. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

oh wow they actually closed the beaches :O

#monsterdon

Baywatch taught me to never go under piers and never trust anything or anyone that comes from underneath piers

#monsterdon

I predict she will die in a gill net.

#Monsterdon

A little closer, I don't think she heard you... #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

AAAAAAH!!!!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Ruh ro! Not again. Poor carney.
#monsterdon

So, what are we thinking: midrange for Doctor Who monster costume?

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 "Are those soda can rings on its back? This is why you're supposed to cut up your soda can rings."

#monsterdon #theshecreature

"You will go into a deep sleep."

"You will ignore the anchovies I had at dinner and the 2 cigarettes I smoked afterward."

#monsterdon

"The big lie, that's what sells"

Ouch

#Monsterdon

Oh, don't try to run away or anything.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon

You will go into a much deeper sleep. VEWWWY DEEP.

@diazona

What else do we care about.

If two named sea creatures were discussing the pros and cons of varieties of seaweed...just not good cinema.

But, if they're doing so to defend it against MAN! Well, then we have something.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

It's the monster whose pronouns include "she!" #monsterdon

See, it's a she because it's got boobs #monsterdon

Carny doesn't even stand up when a lady enters the room :/ #Monsterdon

Lombardi: 👀

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Wait, are those strings or tentacles?

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

c'mon dude, you're american! Grab your gun!

#monsterdon

At no point in the History of this planet did a creature like that walk upon it.....

...oh well, the carney is getting it! Paralysed with fear!

#Monsterdon

She-Creature's got a pretty deep growl

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

So the She Creature has one over the Daleks at least.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

That moment of smoldering eye contact the #Monsterdon creature just shared w/ the hypnotist was the most erotic thing to happen so far in this film & that's saying QUITE a lot

#monsterdon But what about the new tax? And the limited farm bill?!?

heck yeah! kill, creature, kill!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Monster sighted!

The she sea creature is delightful :blobaww: #Monsterdon

Was this mask the influence for the Octaman mask?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

#monsterdon She’ll come out of the ocean, the fish will all smell like that. Confused. Grumpy. Angry with men's shit. For millions of years, men's shit. Always with men's shit!

She's here! Up from the depths it's ancient monster f*cker bait.
Or just the love child of a lobster and a some broken concrete.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The eponymous monster appears 25 min in. That ain't bad by #Monsterdon standards, really.

MONSTER!!! WE HAVE A MONSTER SIGHTING!!!

Oh, and besides Lombardi in the window, I think the she creature just showed up

#Monsterdon

Big theramin energy #monsterdon

it's the chibiest little kaiju ever!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I think they're in love. #monsterdon

Squish, squish, squish...

#monsterdon

That creature would be way cooler if it carried an electric guitar.

#monsterdon

She's got Betty Davis Eyes! <3 #Monsterdon

Oh. So, he has a deal with the She-Creature?

#Monsterdon

oh shit is it another stupidly overlaid effect like the death puppet? hell yeah

#monsterdon

MONSTER TIME!!!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Finally the creature arrives #Monsterdon

What the fuck is that? 🤣

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

We have a monster. I repeat, we have a monster.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

Is that the kid from the #Monsterdon preshow stream?

uh wut is this

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

SEEEEE

THE CREATURE WITH THE CARBONIFEROUS CANS

#monsterdon #theshecreature

#Monsterdon Alert readers of romance comic books at the time would have immediately recognized Lombardi as a villain by his pencil moustache. It's always the guy with the lencil moustache.

oh, there she is. alright, i guess the movie can keep its title.

#monsterdon

What.

The

Fuck.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Immmm not touching youuuu

Immmm not touching youuuu

#monsterdon

@xerozohar except it's pronounced iiiauuuu #SportsBall #monsterdon

You'll go back in time to 1885 and open a blacksmith shop #monsterdon

Being hypnotized means your #Monsterdon hearing is impaired, that's why he has to lean down and shout

Oh, nice a CO2 monster!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Save big money *with menaaaaaards!!!!*

"Leave your body at the coat check, it only costs a dime and I will pay it!"

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh, the smokers breath... please stop, she'll never wake #monsterdon

"I command you. Leave your body."

You already have a checked bag, we can't allow a carryon. #Monsterdon

SLEEEEEEEEP!
Sleep Hurting?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Going to try this in standard discourse: “Pleased to meet you. I AM A REMARKABLE MAN” #Monsterdon

“Actually, sir, I know you’re really excited about this business opportunity, but her next target is you.”

#Monsterdon

What's the dog doing right now? #monsterdon

dude, i hope you brushed your teeth before this scene...

#monsterdon

GET OUT OF HER FACE YOU CREEP
#monsterdon