Creep, get OUT OF HER FACE!!!!

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Background: this is partially an attempt to exploit the popularity of "The Search For Bridey Murphy":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridey_Murphy

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"...we gotta shake 'em."
"Oh we'll shake 'em."
"How will we shake 'em?"
"We'll shake 'em like a polaroid picture!"

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"I have no act! I have knowledge!"

Then explain why my carnival show failed involving hitting people with copies of The World Book I picked up from the local Goodwill for a dollar?

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Business douchebag is kinda right Lombardi has all the humility of a successful influencer hypnotist #Monsterdon

sir don’t threaten the audience with a good time!!

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...Why's the carny keep the wheel in his bedroom? Is it family? #Monsterdon

They ... they just referenced "The Big Lie". In 195-mumble. #Monsterdon is this about world war?

#monsterdon I have a REMARKABLE DEFORMITY. LOL.

How does predicting a murder, turning up at the scene, and trying to pin it on a sea monster not get Lombardi locked up?

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Unfortunately, I must feed the woman, because biology. Scary. #monsterdon

"That's the stuff, that's the stuff - the big lie! That's what sells."

...y'know, frankly, my opinion of this screenwriter just jumped a notch.

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JEEZ he’s rapey.

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A modern too of science? Friend I don't think you know what hypnosis is

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@apLundell It must be the papercuts! "Ain't got time to bleed!" #wrongmovie #monsterdon

Ray Millard was his interior decorator

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“I can see money in this. Big money.” #Monsterdon

There's a famous telenovela author in Brazil called Carlos Lombardi, he's written dozens of telenovelas. Very sus...
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"The big lie - that's what sells"

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"The last house I went to, everyone inside died!"

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@CactuarJoe it's irony, you see #monsterdon

Did ... they just #monsterdon scam each other?

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I have no act! I have knowledge. As I always say..

I was communicating with your thoughts before you left home.
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Zoinks! A rich man came to a psychic about business? That must have been clairvoyance!

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Maybe the rich guy and the hypnotist will both die. Would you like that, #Monsterdon ?

If the movie's gonna show us the Wonder Wheel over and over again it ought to set at least one scene on it #monsterdon

“I'm a remarkable man.”

Lombardi, get over yourself.

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I have no act. Hounded. Despised. Hunted, like an animal!

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"I have no act," he says, standing in a carnival tent. #Monsterdon

@Taweret there’s a she, but we’ve yet ti see a creature

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@cocaine_owlbear Tecnically yes, bit it seems a little like cheating. #monsterdon

Well, Lombardi is on point as the kind of guy who takes a "modern tool of science" and uses it to get women asleep on his table

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I either want the sea monster or the dog.
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Ghost lobster?
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The subtitles said “it’s unnatural” instead of “it’s a natural.” I couldn’t agree more.
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"I'm a remarkable man."

My pants are full of fish.

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@Terencio

Which dojo did you study at?

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#Monsterdon, something gives the character actor the “yitters” which triggers a thing with his Adam’s Apple, which causes an acute condition known colloquially as “the spit take”. I only wish every movie took the time to not just hang a lampshade but build the entire fracking lamp like this one does

Showing up late for the movie and hey look, it's a fair!

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He doesn't want to compromise his ethics for money? What, is he some kind of Commie????

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He’s moved hypnosis back 25 years? #Monsterdon

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So far there's been pipe smoking, cigar smoking, and cigarette smoking.

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I think this movie misplaced its she-creature.

sir, you are clearly too principled to be a capitalist

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"What do you say?"
"Forget it! I don't need that kind of money!"
"Alright, I'll take that as a yes."

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@apLundell Yikes! Guess the sequel is The OLD old Guy who Used to Do crossword Puzzles. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

@xerozohar Indeed, a capitalist, the real monster!

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This guy has a special interest in hypnotists. He can't out argue a professor in psychic #Monsterdon phenomena

That coffee pot is stealing this scene #monsterdon

Hypnosis a modern tool of science you heard it here folks #Monsterdon

And in the hands of a terrible goose like Lombardi

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Is it really a prediction if you say someone will get murdered… and then you murder them?

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Did he just call that dude's wife stupid to his face? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

...podcasts #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon Future father-in-law is a deeply principled capitalist.

Murder, a million-dollar idea

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"...we'll make him an influencer!"

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Can't stop sayin' Lombardi. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

So far this rich clown is the scariest thing in the film. #Monsterdon

@dogwelder

You know, it absolutely does

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A new tax bill?
You must be kidding!
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Ah, yes, the common #Monsterdon investor strategy of making big plays based on the first page of a periodical compensated for prioritizing certain content.

Encyclopedia Brown would've solved this murder by now.

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"NEW TAX BILL MAY BE NEEDED"!?

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Yeah, take him downtown. He knows what he did.

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my god, a capitalist! #monsterdon

I don't care if he is grumpy King is a Very Good Dog he is just surrounded by insufferable humans #Monsterdon

Oops, looked away for second and now I'm halfway into a host skit, and there's a carnival on screen? 😅🎡 #monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

why do these movies always have a comedy side character nobody in the audience actually likes #monsterdon

Dr. Lombardi, Canine Occult Detective #Monsterdon

King is the best actor in this movie till now, at least
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The dog is clearly the star of this movie #monsterdon

Such a quaint littler murder, yes old boy #monsterdon

3 Named to fix liability cost!!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did an early edit of this film try to be a comedy, or something?

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@Violinknitter

Like the studio, it's "American International"

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Technobabble time

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Sound: vicious canine snarling

Picture: happy dog following a friend

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Every time I look back at the screen King is barking or there's cleavage. So so far this is a good movie.
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@Violinknitter Carnies rock!

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His tie pops off when he gets a “nervous Adam’s apple?” WTF?

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eat him, King, devour at will.

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#monsterdon If I had a butler I'd force him to wear a novelty clown tie so he can do old Charlie Chaplin routines.

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okay the butler can stay

Ok the bowtie popping off was a good gag lol #monsterdon #theshecreature

This guy sure is a creep huh

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The transwhatsits into the first life whozits now?

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“That makes my tie yump off”

What accent is that??? #Monsterdon

... probably the same place they got the knock off Danny Kaye. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Omigosh that pupper is so good! Wants to be everyone's friend, but the soundtrack disagrees.

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doggo is the best part of the movie #monsterdon

King is hangry!

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Is he related to the Swedish chef? #Monsterdon

Sir, I don't see how your kinks are pursuant to the investigation.

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It was the transmigration of a woman's soul ? Very first soul\? Primitive soul? Whatev..

the prehistoric female? you mean Ayla?

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King wants decaf. #monsterdon

@dogwelder

Said every true writer ever...

Poor girl doesn't have the stuff I guess.

Coffee must've been too strong.

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