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@CactuarJoe it's irony, you see #monsterdon

Did ... they just #monsterdon scam each other?

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I have no act! I have knowledge. As I always say..

I was communicating with your thoughts before you left home.
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Zoinks! A rich man came to a psychic about business? That must have been clairvoyance!

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Maybe the rich guy and the hypnotist will both die. Would you like that, #Monsterdon ?

If the movie's gonna show us the Wonder Wheel over and over again it ought to set at least one scene on it #monsterdon

"I'll get you three fiddy for that!"

Is that like some magic number?

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I have no act. Hounded. Despised. Hunted, like an animal!

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“I'm a remarkable man.”

Lombardi, get over yourself.

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"I have no act," he says, standing in a carnival tent. #Monsterdon

@Taweret there’s a she, but we’ve yet ti see a creature

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@cocaine_owlbear Tecnically yes, bit it seems a little like cheating. #monsterdon

Well, Lombardi is on point as the kind of guy who takes a "modern tool of science" and uses it to get women asleep on his table

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I either want the sea monster or the dog.
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Ghost lobster?
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The subtitles said “it’s unnatural” instead of “it’s a natural.” I couldn’t agree more.
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"I'm a remarkable man."

My pants are full of fish.

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@Terencio

Which dojo did you study at?

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#Monsterdon, something gives the character actor the “yitters” which triggers a thing with his Adam’s Apple, which causes an acute condition known colloquially as “the spit take”. I only wish every movie took the time to not just hang a lampshade but build the entire fracking lamp like this one does

Showing up late for the movie and hey look, it's a fair!

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In the next scene, the rich asshole and the psychic are having a conversation about the newspaper, which has a report about the secret murder house and mentions hypnotist Doctor Lamborghini, who also predicted this murder beforehand.

The lead rich assholes has a plan to make money, by making Doctor Lamborghini into a famous expert, having the psychic doctor guy give him a stamp of authenticity. The psychic refuses because he has integrity and he wants to keep hypnosis respectable.

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He doesn't want to compromise his ethics for money? What, is he some kind of Commie????

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He’s moved hypnosis back 25 years? #Monsterdon

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So far there's been pipe smoking, cigar smoking, and cigarette smoking.

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I think this movie misplaced its she-creature.

sir, you are clearly too principled to be a capitalist

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"What do you say?"
"Forget it! I don't need that kind of money!"
"Alright, I'll take that as a yes."

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yeah i kinda like the carnie running the wheel

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@apLundell Yikes! Guess the sequel is The OLD old Guy who Used to Do crossword Puzzles. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

@xerozohar Indeed, a capitalist, the real monster!

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This guy has a special interest in hypnotists. He can't out argue a professor in psychic #Monsterdon phenomena

That coffee pot is stealing this scene #monsterdon

Hypnosis a modern tool of science you heard it here folks #Monsterdon

Is it really a prediction if you say someone will get murdered… and then you murder them?

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And in the hands of a terrible goose like Lombardi

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Did he just call that dude's wife stupid to his face? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

...podcasts #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon Future father-in-law is a deeply principled capitalist.

Murder, a million-dollar idea

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"...we'll make him an influencer!"

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#monsterdon "Limited Farm Bill Favored"

"New Tax Bill May be Needed"

Just last night, I watched an episode of Twiilight Zone. ("To Serve Man") and the newspaper about the aliens had those same two headlines. I'm sure of it.

Can't stop sayin' Lombardi. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

So far this rich clown is the scariest thing in the film. #Monsterdon

@dogwelder

You know, it absolutely does

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A new tax bill?
You must be kidding!
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Ah, yes, the common #Monsterdon investor strategy of making big plays based on the first page of a periodical compensated for prioritizing certain content.

Encyclopedia Brown would've solved this murder by now.

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"NEW TAX BILL MAY BE NEEDED"!?

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my god, a capitalist! #monsterdon

Yeah, take him downtown. He knows what he did.

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I don't care if he is grumpy King is a Very Good Dog he is just surrounded by insufferable humans #Monsterdon

Oops, looked away for second and now I'm halfway into a host skit, and there's a carnival on screen? 😅🎡 #monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

why do these movies always have a comedy side character nobody in the audience actually likes #monsterdon

Dr. Lombardi, Canine Occult Detective #Monsterdon

King is the best actor in this movie till now, at least
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The dog is clearly the star of this movie #monsterdon

Such a quaint littler murder, yes old boy #monsterdon

3 Named to fix liability cost!!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did an early edit of this film try to be a comedy, or something?

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@Violinknitter

Like the studio, it's "American International"

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Technobabble time

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Sound: vicious canine snarling

Picture: happy dog following a friend

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Every time I look back at the screen King is barking or there's cleavage. So so far this is a good movie.
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@Violinknitter Carnies rock!

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His tie pops off when he gets a “nervous Adam’s apple?” WTF?

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eat him, King, devour at will.

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#monsterdon If I had a butler I'd force him to wear a novelty clown tie so he can do old Charlie Chaplin routines.

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okay the butler can stay

Ok the bowtie popping off was a good gag lol #monsterdon #theshecreature

This guy sure is a creep huh

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The transwhatsits into the first life whozits now?

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“That makes my tie yump off”

What accent is that??? #Monsterdon

... probably the same place they got the knock off Danny Kaye. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Omigosh that pupper is so good! Wants to be everyone's friend, but the soundtrack disagrees.

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doggo is the best part of the movie #monsterdon

King is hangry!

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Is he related to the Swedish chef? #Monsterdon

Sir, I don't see how your kinks are pursuant to the investigation.

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the prehistoric female? you mean Ayla?

#WrongGame #monsterdon

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It was the transmigration of a woman's soul ? Very first soul\? Primitive soul? Whatev..

King wants decaf. #monsterdon

@dogwelder

Said every true writer ever...

Poor girl doesn't have the stuff I guess.

Coffee must've been too strong.

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#MonsterDon "as soon as you saw the open doah"

love it
worth the price of admission right there

I'm a police officer, I carry a badge, and a literal dragnet #monsterdon

Wonder where they found the off brand Rod Serling. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"She came out of the ocean, just as I said she would,"

Well that gives you Incentive, #monsterdon minimum

So, this guy does remote hypnosis?
Impressive if true.

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My favorite character so far: Mr. Carnival Barker

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Wait, why the cop didn't asked her anything?
And a coffee that late?
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The carnival spinny wheel was made from a bicycle tire. This is one cheap outfit.

I'd love to talk brutal murder over coffee! #monsterdon

The screenwriter has a white knight story in their #Monsterdon background, how they saved some poor fallen creature from her domineering boyfriend

#Monsterdon a reminder that while millipedes are in fact venomous and not poisonous, licking Dr. Lombardi’s mustache would still be very, very regrettable

"What's it all about?"

Good question, we're 15 minutes in and it's as clear as mud. #Monsterdon

Right, you know what's best for this grown ssa woman. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

Dr. Erickson is a stare-ologist

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#monsterdon my theory is, she's a selkie and he's hiding her sealskin

#monsterdon "I'm Lt James. Let's stand here in awkward silence for a little while."