Creep, get OUT OF HER FACE!!!!
Background: this is partially an attempt to exploit the popularity of "The Search For Bridey Murphy":
"...we gotta shake 'em."
"Oh we'll shake 'em."
"How will we shake 'em?"
"We'll shake 'em like a polaroid picture!"
"I have no act! I have knowledge!"
Then explain why my carnival show failed involving hitting people with copies of The World Book I picked up from the local Goodwill for a dollar?
Business douchebag is kinda right Lombardi has all the humility of a successful influencer hypnotist #Monsterdon
sir donβt threaten the audience with a good time!!
...Why's the carny keep the wheel in his bedroom? Is it family? #Monsterdon
They ... they just referenced "The Big Lie". In 195-mumble. #Monsterdon is this about world war?
#monsterdon I have a REMARKABLE DEFORMITY. LOL.
How does predicting a murder, turning up at the scene, and trying to pin it on a sea monster not get Lombardi locked up?
Unfortunately, I must feed the woman, because biology. Scary. #monsterdon
"That's the stuff, that's the stuff - the big lie! That's what sells."
...y'know, frankly, my opinion of this screenwriter just jumped a notch.
JEEZ heβs rapey.
A modern too of science? Friend I don't think you know what hypnosis is
@apLundell It must be the papercuts! "Ain't got time to bleed!" #wrongmovie #monsterdon
Ray Millard was his interior decorator
βI can see money in this. Big money.β #Monsterdon
There's a famous telenovela author in Brazil called Carlos Lombardi, he's written dozens of telenovelas. Very sus...
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature
"The big lie - that's what sells"
"The last house I went to, everyone inside died!"
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature π§πΎββοΈπΏ π
@CactuarJoe it's irony, you see #monsterdon
Did ... they just #monsterdon scam each other?
I have no act! I have knowledge. As I always say..
I was communicating with your thoughts before you left home.
#monsterdon
Zoinks! A rich man came to a psychic about business? That must have been clairvoyance!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Maybe the rich guy and the hypnotist will both die. Would you like that, #Monsterdon ?
If the movie's gonna show us the Wonder Wheel over and over again it ought to set at least one scene on it #monsterdon
I have no act. Hounded. Despised. Hunted, like an animal!
"I have no act," he says, standing in a carnival tent. #Monsterdon
@Taweret thereβs a she, but weβve yet ti see a creature
@cocaine_owlbear Tecnically yes, bit it seems a little like cheating. #monsterdon
Well, Lombardi is on point as the kind of guy who takes a "modern tool of science" and uses it to get women asleep on his table
I either want the sea monster or the dog.
#Monsterdon
Ghost lobster?
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K
The subtitles said βitβs unnaturalβ instead of βitβs a natural.β I couldnβt agree more.
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon, something gives the character actor the βyittersβ which triggers a thing with his Adamβs Apple, which causes an acute condition known colloquially as βthe spit takeβ. I only wish every movie took the time to not just hang a lampshade but build the entire fracking lamp like this one does
Showing up late for the movie and hey look, it's a fair!
He doesn't want to compromise his ethics for money? What, is he some kind of Commie????
Heβs moved hypnosis back 25 years? #Monsterdon
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So far there's been pipe smoking, cigar smoking, and cigarette smoking.
I think this movie misplaced its she-creature.
sir, you are clearly too principled to be a capitalist
"What do you say?"
"Forget it! I don't need that kind of money!"
"Alright, I'll take that as a yes."
@apLundell Yikes! Guess the sequel is The OLD old Guy who Used to Do crossword Puzzles. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature π§πΎββοΈπΏ π
@xerozohar Indeed, a capitalist, the real monster!
This guy has a special interest in hypnotists. He can't out argue a professor in psychic #Monsterdon phenomena
That coffee pot is stealing this scene #monsterdon
Hypnosis a modern tool of science you heard it here folks #Monsterdon
And in the hands of a terrible goose like Lombardi
Is it really a prediction if you say someone will get murdered⦠and then you murder them?
Did he just call that dude's wife stupid to his face? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
...podcasts #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
#Monsterdon Future father-in-law is a deeply principled capitalist.
Murder, a million-dollar idea
"...we'll make him an influencer!"
Can't stop sayin' Lombardi. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
So far this rich clown is the scariest thing in the film. #Monsterdon
A new tax bill?
You must be kidding!
#monsterdon
#theshecreature
Ah, yes, the common #Monsterdon investor strategy of making big plays based on the first page of a periodical compensated for prioritizing certain content.
Encyclopedia Brown would've solved this murder by now.
"NEW TAX BILL MAY BE NEEDED"!?
Yeah, take him downtown. He knows what he did.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature π§πΎββοΈπΏ π
my god, a capitalist! #monsterdon
I don't care if he is grumpy King is a Very Good Dog he is just surrounded by insufferable humans #Monsterdon
Oops, looked away for second and now I'm halfway into a host skit, and there's a carnival on screen? π π‘ #monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K
why do these movies always have a comedy side character nobody in the audience actually likes #monsterdon
Dr. Lombardi, Canine Occult Detective #Monsterdon
King is the best actor in this movie till now, at least
#theshecreature
#monsterdon
The dog is clearly the star of this movie #monsterdon
Such a quaint littler murder, yes old boy #monsterdon
3 Named to fix liability cost!!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Did an early edit of this film try to be a comedy, or something?
Technobabble time
Every time I look back at the screen King is barking or there's cleavage. So so far this is a good movie.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
@Violinknitter Carnies rock!
His tie pops off when he gets a βnervous Adamβs apple?β WTF?
eat him, King, devour at will.
#monsterdon If I had a butler I'd force him to wear a novelty clown tie so he can do old Charlie Chaplin routines.
#monsterdon
okay the butler can stay
Ok the bowtie popping off was a good gag lol #monsterdon #theshecreature
This guy sure is a creep huh
The transwhatsits into the first life whozits now?
βThat makes my tie yump offβ
What accent is that??? #Monsterdon
... probably the same place they got the knock off Danny Kaye. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Omigosh that pupper is so good! Wants to be everyone's friend, but the soundtrack disagrees.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
doggo is the best part of the movie #monsterdon
King is hangry!
Is he related to the Swedish chef? #Monsterdon
Sir, I don't see how your kinks are pursuant to the investigation.
It was the transmigration of a woman's soul ? Very first soul\? Primitive soul? Whatev..
the prehistoric female? you mean Ayla?
King wants decaf. #monsterdon
Said every true writer ever...
Poor girl doesn't have the stuff I guess.
Coffee must've been too strong.