@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net Oh, he hasn't had any trouble eyeing up

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@saucerlost So… it's like this movie?

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midnight? this thing is open this late?
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The sound of the ocean makes you want to run to the bathroom every hour or so whether you're conscious or not #monsterdon

@steggy If only

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@Violinknitter I am loving the women's clothes in this movie.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

@amyfou

#TeamSheCreature

#Monsterdon

Alrighty. Doc's a piece of shit deserving a death. Can we expedite that please?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

The monster cannot eat this man soon enough.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh he's bewitched by her #monsterdon

dr. erikson, eyes up!

#monsterdon

You creepy freak! Did you ask permission before kissing her? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

Eyes up Erikson. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Good thing she went behind that divider that almost covered her. #monsterdon

"If you think you can get me to change my facial expression by telling me you hate me, you are sorely mistaken." #Monsterdon

"As long as I'm alive, I'll possess you."

Yeah, yeah, it's the 50s. Nothing new. #Monsterdon

He claims to “possess" her. WTF?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

You've taken my soul away from me. And my driver's license.

Doctor Ericson! Eyes over here!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Umm...you can just walk out the door, lady. #Monsterdon

That's some very passionate hate

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

bubba zinga wow

... oh, nevermind

#monsterdon

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I am rooting for the she-creature

"As long as you're alive, I'll possess you." Are we talking like psychic possession here?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Dr Lombardi is right. I remember nothing.
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@CactuarJoe Vincent Pricegouged #monsterdon

i hope he gets killed by the monster

#monsterdon

She ... went behind a screen to put on clothes. Mm hm. That's exactly what would happen #Monsterdon here.

ah, so he's canonically a creeper.

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"I hate you".
Same, girl. Same.

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#TheSheCreature

My god, they remind me of my grandparents SO much.

#Monsterdon

Look, this movie may not be a classic, but the women’s dresses are on point!!

Besides the fact that that dress is not at all appropriate for assistanting

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@xerozohar Vincent Overpriced #Monsterdon

This relationship is #Monsterdon kink coded.

Doctor Lombardi has a PhD in Applied Creep.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, I'd say.

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@dogwelder Doctors running off to join the carnival are a surprisingly common trope for 40s-50s movies.

#monsterdon #TheShe-Creature

Store-brand Vincent Price right here. #monsterdon

"You'll remember nothing."

"... Who are you?"

#Monsterdon

Y'know, this may just be me, but I don't think this counts as Safe, Sane, and Consensual. #Monsterdon

How many Wonder Wheels are there? I know there is one in Coney Island but that most assuredly is not Coney Island beach
#Monsterdon

I don't know about the rest of you but this movie's slow pace has me feeling out of it like Andrea #MOnsterdon

I guess Andrea didn't know she was in a deep sleep, huh

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"You're in a very deep sleep"

"And I would have stayed that way if it weren't for you, creep."

#monsterdon

@amyfou

Makes one want to sing a song...

Oh, that's a different movie.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Ghostly hypnosis waters?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

well, kinda creepy how he keeps her always ready for the act.
And a kiss? Very creepy indeed
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surely the beautiful girl reliving her life of 300 years ago will be portraying Cleopatra!

oh, dangit. 300 years ago isn't nearly long enough to be cool

#monsterdon

Ah, a creepy pathway leading to nowhere is an interesting motif for a bedroom wall..

"i'll touch you and slowly you'll awake"

anyone got The Sign?

#monsterdon

@socketwench They were called "tenties"

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#TheSheCreature

#monsterdon Is this a prequel to that other movie with a carnival and the x-ray vision guy

Respectable doctors always work the carny circuit. #monsterdon

I'm gonna have to give the lighting design zero stars. It's pretty bad even for #monsterdon.
#thesheCreature

So, the carnival guy was only going to call the cops if she was dead, but since she was just “out cold," it was okay. WTF?

#Monsterdon

Just realized I've seen this. And recently. I think on Cinema Insomnia with Mister Lobo.

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Doesn't he #monsterdon look tired

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

It's like an escape room with the clue to the key box on every document, name tag, company name, email clue, etc. in the room: Lombardi...lombardi...lombardi...

Do we think this is important?

Flour for footprints please detective

#Monsterdon

I feel like the carney is in trouble
#Monsterdon

10c to FOCUS #monsterdon

"it's so tiresome telling you to mind your own business."

okay, i'm using that one though, that was okay.

#monsterdon

Carnivals have groupies?

#Monsterdon

Could be the Sea Haunt #Monsterdon

This hypnotist is not v persuasive #Monsterdon

Dude probably blames his farts on his wife too #Monsterdon

This will be @steggy as soon as #monsterdon is done tonight.

STEP RIGHT UP, DON'T BE SHY, 5c FOR A CRAPPY MOVIE #monsterdon

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nice cat sculptures!

“It's not me. It's my wife.”

What a jackass.

#Monsterdon

"It's not like an ordinary stiff! I can take that 7 days a week!"

Sir this is a family #monsterdon joint, sit DOWN

"I want pictures, plenty of them!"

There's only a few on the walls, but we'll take 'em alright.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

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Supernatural creatures brought back from the past? Wut?

@CactuarJoe I prefer She-Bagels #monsterdon

Don't blow on it right away, it has to proof #monsterdon

we should be nicer to peoples' wives

#monsterdon

pictures of spiderman
#Monsterdon

"...look here, it's some suspicious she-weed"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Take my wife. Please #monsterdon #theshecreature

Whenever Lombardi is not on screen, all the characters should be asking, "Where's Lombardi?".

#Monsterdon

FLOUR.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#TheSheCreature Story so far: barking dog, inane chit-chat, some dead people in a beach house. Using flour to reveal cryptid footprints. Classic Agatha Christie whodunit.

#monsterdon

OKAY, Columbo, we GET it, it's your WIFE

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Detective Hints: Forgot your footprint kit? Just grab some flour!" #monsterdon

Footprint forgery cost taxpayers well over $1 MILLION dollars each year in the 50s.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I do like the percussion section of the orchestra adding the "BONK" sound effects with the jumpscare corpsedoor fallover routine

“A clever man could have forged it”

Sir, two ten-year-olds with too much time on their hands could’ve made that

#Monsterdon

@xerozohar Mmm, She-Croissants #Monsterdon

I guess they walked all over crime scenes in the olden days.

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#TheSheCreature

"What could make a footprint like that?"

A large wading bird?

#monsterdon #TheShe-Creature

Eww a skeptic and a believer how original #Monsterdon

gonna bake a she-creature #monsterdon

That's no human fake footprint. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

y'all I'm sorry but if I try to watch The She-Creature (1956) right after watching #TheLionInWinter I will straight up die of dissonance

#Monsterdon

They're dusting for monster tracks w/ flour?! #monsterdon continues to provide.

“There's six hundred dollars here. That leaves robbery out," he says, pocketing the $600.

#Monsterdon

No dog, Dr Lombardi didn't fall down a well, but what actually happened was much more unfortunate #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

$600 and salad on the floor. Not a robbery.

"The Police?"

But how would an English rock band---oh, you mean the cops.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Copper sweat here? What? I... what? What did he say?

#monsterdon #TheShe-Creature