"How could seaweed get into a house by the beach?" #monsterdon

@apLundell Ab-so-LUTE-ly not xD

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Egads! Two mysteriously deceased humanoids in the beach house! Whatever could it mean?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The police? What is it? ACAB, but that's not important right now…

That's either day-for-night, or the biggest, brightest full moon EVER SEEN

#monsterdon #TheShe-Creature

Those guys are trying to arrange a chance #monsterdon meeting.

FOCUS AZIZ #monsterdon

Is it night, is it day? hard to tell around here, isn't it?
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

He has a pipe! He must be a professor!

#monsterdon

What, like I just have Sting's cell phone? What're you asking fo

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Well, what is it?"

It's a beachside cabin, but that's not important right now.

#Monsterdon

My, what a nice plywood door.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

She DEAD dead. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

Ooops, got confused. Thought this was #Marpledon

Dog doesn't like him, good enough for me.

#Monsterdon

Why don't people walk around with unlit pipes any more? #monsterdon

@Binder I feel like it's common to leave more oblivious than we entered so let's see how that works out....

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The dog is the most compelling character so far #monsterdon

here's the bones!
here's the bones!
woof!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon tell me that guy is in the credits as "mattress falling guy"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Niiiiiight Filter
supposed to be night but the contrast is bright
Night Filter
the shadows too dark, makes it look not quite right
Nyyyyiiiyyyiiite Filter

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

I would like to hug King/Spike

#monsterdon I can tell it was Dr. Lombardi, the jazz cello is building it's nest, quietly.

What's that, boy? Did the movie fall down a well?

#Monsterdon

He's a Labrador. He doesn't want you to follow him, he wants you to throw a tennis ball.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

If you open a door, close it
If you disturb bodies, replace them

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

I've avoided a lot of hassle by not following dogs

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I'm a few minutes late. Did I miss anything important?

"That looked like Doctor Lombardi to me!"

It might've been, but the shot was so out-of-focus I couldn't tell! #Monsterdon

The action so far: woof woof woof woof woof woof boring people at party woof woof woof #Monsterdon

"He wants to follow" this is looking like an Lassie movie
#monsterdon

I sense a "Dr. Lombardi" mashup on the way. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

the only character i’ve understood so far is the dog #Monsterdon

Wait, is the dog's name Dr #monsterdon Lombardi?

Scenes from the Monsterdon afterparty...

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

(A King barks)
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

All those footprints, each one identical, seem like a hoax #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's amazing that Foley work hasn't changed in all these years: if there's a dog on screen, if must be baking or whining at all times

"What's that, King? THere's a psychic professor messing with dead bodies?" #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Where's Timmy? On the beach?

Couch flop.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

Subtitles: suspenseful music

Movie: pratfall

#Monsterdon

The #monsterdon #monsterdog

“What’s that, King? A Judy Garland lookalike is dead?”

#Monsterdon

Murder! You dumb humans!! #Monsterdon

Seven minutes in and we've already got two dead people! Is this what pacing feels like?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Weird how King sounds like a typical OSRed dog…

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@Binder Yeah, see, they have this island? And

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Sure I'll take requests to hashtag #Monsterdon

oops, someone else had their run in too, i guess. what a wild beach party this turned out to be.

#monsterdon

I hope that face plant was fun to do #Monsterdon

I should probably just go ahead and check off "Terrible Dialog" on the bingo card 😛

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

i never get invited to house parties like that

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Surprisingly graphic for the time?

Ha, that was good, the body behind the upturned sofa.

#Monsterdon

y'know if you can't afford a proper stunt mattress, that's a pretty good improvisation

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

What's that boy? Bad day for night shots? Yeah we know. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

This week, on Masterpiece Theater #monsterdon

Was that footprints on a wooden floor?
#monsterdon

Yikes!
#Monsterdon

"An age regression party"? So it's like that. #Monsterdon

She's not dead, just disappointed. #Monsterdon

Oh a beach house.
Oh a wrecked beach house.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Should have gotten out when you could doggo. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon Flippers are maladaptive for shag carpeting.

"My dear, I am SO wealthy I can afford to pay $5.00 for a hamburger."

#monsterdon

@ottaross #monsterdon

people say that, but how can we tell it is fake?

Mm, triangle tracks. Two, three days old. #Monsterdon

That guy sleeps weird
#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Full dress beach walks are less common now.

oops. looks like someone's already had their run in with the occult.

#monsterdon

Is this how Dr Lombardi lives?

#Monsterdon

[chortling throughout]

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I can't tell whether this is just underexposed, or if it's day-for-night

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

We have smoking adjacent behavior - carrying a pipe!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Is this supposed to be a nighttime beach walk??

#Monsterdon

Back when $500000 really meant something #monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

I too would like to be a Professor of Psychic Research

eat the rich #monsterdon

(literally)

Half a million dollars is not much for a big investment client now
#Monsterdon

ah yes, so long as it amuses you to keep crackpots like pets, we here in 2025 can tell you that this habit will have no effect on anyone whatsoever.

#monsterdon

Is it really #Monsterdon if a man isn’t gaslighting a woman within the first five minutes of the film?

Had to have a chiropractor adjust my Lombardi recently. Been slouching at my desk too much. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

ock cult

#monsterdon

Temu Errol Flynn #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dr. Lombardi narrates his villainy in his head. On the beach at night.

The ack-ault world? #monsterdon

Tonight on #Monsterdon it's SHE CREATURE :blobastonished:

Woman scorned or maritime horror but with a lisp?

YES?

Either way I am sure it will be as respectable of women as you'd expect :blobcheeky:

Follow the hashtag or filter as you would!

“Oh, Bob, my ex-fiancé. That makes quite a difference.”

Yes. Yes, it does.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ted's a cuck, he likes to watch. Got a fairy saddle for a hotwife…

#monsterdon

The presumed stars are quite attractive.

"OH MISTER DRYSDALE" #Monsterdon

I don't feel like I belong in your world of backyard foliage

#Monsterdon

flowerpot@mas.to Wait!! My bingo card!! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

"...some of those tycoons in there kind of frighten me"

Oh buddy, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon your martini and your 144oz steak, sir

Love that dress and the sheer shawl!!

#Monsterdon

Okay, everyone can relax, I'm here.

… Oh crap, I have no idea what's going on…

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

What's the lore for why the movie takes place in a universe with no color variety? #Monsterdon

Turns out: the She-Creature let the dogs out. #monsterdon

Carlo Lombardi sounds like someone with a substack and is considering starting a podcast.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature