the subtitles tell me the dog's name is King, and i am obliged to stan.

#monsterdon

I’m going to go out on a limb as “The She Creature” starts and say the director is going to have a lot to answer for, oh, and the special effects guy too.
#monsterdon

Try saying "She sells she-seashells by the she-seashore"

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MEANWHILE, IN A COCKTAIL PARTY NOT FAR AWAY #Monsterdon

That is totally an "I'm selling Fried Chicken" tie. #monsterdon

Not only narration, but narration with reverb-erb-erb-rb-b

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#monsterdon Less day-for-night and more black-paint-on-the-top-half-of-the-celluloid-for-night

meanwhile, five years ago at a cocktail party

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Just randomly hypnotizes anything that comes by. #Monsterdon

If this were the end of La Dolce Vita, he could hypnotize a whale carcass

#Monsterdon

Run boy! Run! Get out of the movie while you can! Good dog! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Of course, we have already decided that we would be complete failures if we were only "murderous sea-creatures" in our past lives.

How boring.

Oh, wait, not so boring that we aren't giving up an evening to consider....

Bark, bark!

[translation]: Coffee!? COFFEE?!

#monsterdon #TheShe-Creature

Dr. Carlo Lombardi - master hypnotizer. Even renders vicious beach dogs harmless.

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I'm calling it now. We will see many mustaches in this film.

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

It's less the Evil Eye and more the Stink Eye. #Monsterdon

buppy #monsterdon

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Orson Welles?

Are all the fish female? #monsterdon

Get your #MonstersonBingo card!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

RE: https://hypertext.monster/users/cherizilla/statuses/115720991924679639

#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

KING! The doggo!!

Oh heck, she really is the Sea-Creature?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Also, distinct Twilight Zone energy here, too. #monsterdon

FOCUS #monsterdon

The She-Creature (1956). Once again, we are watching a film imbued with the author's barely concealed fetish: Carboniferous-era boobies on a very powerful woman.

#monsterdon #TheShe-Creature

"Are you listening to me, rocks and waves? THIS I HAVE BROUGHT INTO BEING" #Monsterdon

Please show me the way to the unknown depths of time itself, I need an escape route

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

THE UNKNOWN DEPTHS OF TIME ITSELF

That's some Christopher-Plummer-grade narrative phrasing right there. :D

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@Terencio taunt the fish!

#monsterdon

Unusual choice to show monster five seconds in

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@diazona yuk yuk yuk 😆

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#TheSheCreature

I was misled! Burt must have taken this week off! Phew. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I'm getting a little sea sick with this intro.
#monsterdon

The quality of the print on MIRU seems quite good! I was worried when I saw the preview before the feature started.

#monsterdon

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Brought to you by American International Pictures and the Scripps Institute.

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👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

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Lombardi enters a beach house in the opening scenes. It's the exact same location American International used for Frankie and Dee Dee in Beach Party (1963).

#TheSheCreature

Produced by Alex Gordon, who knows what he did was wrong. #Monsterdon

Join us for dis here ghastly tale of hypnosis and women!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Something seems fishy about this intro

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The "She Creature" is just my Monday morning nickname.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@holly "Meanwhile, in the doctor's office"

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You all have hypnotized us!
The movie is queued.
The snacks are plated.
The drinks are mixed.
The film is rolling.
Monsterdon is go, go, go!

I'm beginning to think there was just a lisp and this was meant to be The Sea-Creature

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

THat title disappeared so fast! Even the makers of the film were embarrassed by it. #monsterdon

Me after a few more months of spiro and estradiol, amirite?

#Monsterdon

Flo Bert speaks to underwater stuff
#monsterdon

Samual Z. Arkoff, how dare you

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

“(suspenseful music)”

#Monsterdon

Starring Billy Ocean. #Monsterdon

I do prefer my fish in grey scale

#Monsterdon

And go!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Fish!

Look! A She-Turtle!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

This week's #Monsterdon is The She Creature (1956). I've only seen this in its MST3K form so this might be an interesting experience. Or just very boring

The Creature from the Boob Lagoon #monsterdon

All, American International Pictures, my A24 for #Monsterdon

The oft-reused lightning bolt!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Watching The She-Creature (1956) for #monsterdon

Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/40099002

“(uplifting music)”

#Monsterdon

77 minutes of quality cinema starts NOW! #monsterdon

"Uplifting Music"

Thank you, subtitles.

#Monsterdon

Another quality American International™ production #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Definitely appreciating the opening with riff commenting #monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K

Thread on #SheCreature_1956 movie of #Monsterdon ...

Augh, jesus, getting attacked by horns in the first seconds #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon root post. Let's see if my replies show up this time...

PRESS PLAY #monsterdon #theshecreature

AIP or as I like to put it as Aint It Putrid. #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth classic

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The She-Creature (1956) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#monsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO GO GO!!!!

American International. Burt I. Gordon. Two weeks in a row. Whelp. Here we go. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Ready for the shipping wars coming given this trailer #Monsterdon

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon