monsterdon replay · Best of The She-Creature

This woman should fall in love with someone other than a hypnotist.

saucerlost

Get your Captain-Peacock-ass up off me Lombardi

Softwarewolf

faoluin@chitter.xyz

I'm surprised the car didn't blow up like a pinto

The power to resist? Oh yay there's hope!

all this makes me think of the SLEEEEEEP! guy from MST3K

UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social

Laurel Stvan

LingLass@vmst.io

Push him in the ocean!!! #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

jeffron

jeffron@ohai.social

the napkin necktie is growing on me #Monsterdon

Dogwelder

dogwelder@jorts.horse

JESUS KICK THAT GUY IN THE NUTS ALREADY #monsterdon

Sailor Anarres

This love triangle is not well developed needed more runtime #Monsterdon

Floaty Birb

floatybirb

Back the forlorn beach, a couple was making out in a car, then the car fell over and crashed, according to Lamborghini's predictions. This makes the Rich Asshole also worry that the Doctor has secret murder powers, so he asks him to leave his house, which he refuses.

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖

xerozohar@retro.pizza

Life's a beach and so is she (creature) #monsterdon

@ohiofi oh god no

😂

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

Judgment Dave

She-Creature stop cock blocking!

Guda Blues

gblues@bolha.us

communing with nature means that he was taking a dump on the beach?
#monsterdon
#theshecreature

Ben Zanin

gnomon

MONSTER MURDER

For some reason two kids making out in a car angered the she creature and she pitched their vehicle over the edge of a cliff??

plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

Plaid

Day for night, vaseline on the lens for fog....

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Stunningly boring side headlines on these newspapers...

Personally, I feel the need of non-human company

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

MooMoo the Cat

flowerpot@mas.to

The monster hates cars!

Dogwelder

dogwelder@jorts.horse

INCREASE IN COMMUTER FARES DEMANDED! #monsterdon

Plaid

plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

How many days ago did we start this movie? I've lost track.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

bunnyhero

bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe

where did that cliff come from?

Jason 🏳️‍🌈:mastodon:

70sgayspaceangel@mas.to

The movie is soft-rebooting itself #Monsterdon

Floaty Birb

floatybirb

Because he can command the souls of the dead, Doctor Lamborghini and his rich asshole patron are making lots of money from book deals, but the local dog still hates him.

Then Doctor Lamborghini and his possessed not-girlfriend go on a train tour of the country where lots of people clap at them.

Fabio! 🐈

fabio@toot.cat

Trivago puts so many ads on Tubi that I'm convinced it sucks #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Terencio

Quick! While Lombardi's out of town, change the locks!

bstacey@icosahedron.website

Blake C. Stacey

"A car and a room and a room and a room!"

Violinknitter@wandering.shop

Violinknitter

Kinda like the freaky music under the travel montage #Monsterdon

Mark Shane Hayden

msh@coales.co

Listen to the dog y'all he reads people well #Monsterdon

They're opening for Michigan J. Frog

Prof. Rachel Thorn 🍉🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️

RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp

#Monsterdon From this point on, the story revolves around Daddy Warbucks trying to get Lombardi to leave his house.

"Lay off the prediction business Doc, your stories of 2025 are unsettling and ridiculous...."

Terencio

If Lombardi hurt that dog I'm gonna riot!!!

I hope the dog hasn't been fiddled with......you fiend Dr Lombardi!

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🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖

xerozohar@retro.pizza

"Now, Andrea, spiritually sign all these books. We have royalties to make." #monsterdon

klu9

klu9@ohai.social

@eyeinthesky

A movie watch party

Binder@petrous.vislae.town

Randy_underscore_S

randy_s@mefi.social

#Monsterdon note to self- 00:52:00 timestamp for descending sunglasses on face, uncool edition.

Shannon Prickett

This guy can access past lives & the public is fixated on one specific incarnation? Sounds right #Monsterdon

👁

eyeinthesky

What is #monsterdon?

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

@allanb Those I didn't notice #monsterdon

Imagine being called Elizabeth Weatherby and picking up that news headline

"I'm.....real?"

Dogwelder

dogwelder@jorts.horse

NEW PETITIONS AGAINST TAX! #monsterdon

Terencio

actually you WANT an acting coach....

Festive Cat

catzilla@toot.cat

You can see the wire moving the glasses ! #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"I expect nothing." "And you shall receive it. In ABUNDANCE!"

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

honestly if i could wake up feeling refreshed, it might be worth a couple minutes as a murderous primordial creature.

bunnyhero

bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe

pshhh, he's a fraud. that's not andrea's soul removing the dude's glasses. lombardi is telekinetic that's all!

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

That's a silly effect

UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social

Sailor Anarres

Soul is smoke confirmed #Monsterdon

[empty]

allanb

@UsagiTsukino Yeah, she's probably immune to his breath at this point

starkraving666@jorts.horse

starkraving666

All I can think about is how much that guy's breath has contributed to global warming #monsterdon #theshecreature

Trixter of the Moon Council

"would you tickle Professor Anderson's testicles please...."

So, is the she-creature the origin of life or can she turn into a mantis shrimp from 400 million years ago? What goes through her mind when she is a horseshoe crab?

Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

REVIEWS!

"...slow and preposterous but effectively moody, with one of Paul Blaisdell's more memorable monsters".
- Leonard Maltin

"Some interesting concepts were touched on, but quickly pushed to the background in the name of plot development, which in this case is one cliche after another."
- TV Guide

"Amusing hokum"
- Dennis Schwartz

#TheSheCreature

trixter@retro.pizza

I just want to see the She-Creature flailing around like a Power Rangers monster some more.

Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

@allanb The hard part is having to do it wearing a gown made of mosquito net #monsterdon

Louisa

Louisa@mastodon.xyz

#monsterdon "we all want to believe in some of these things, the passing of the soul into another body after death,"

Is he talking about reincarnation? Was that a popular idea with a white American audience at the time

cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza

This movie is propaganda for THE CHURCH OF THE SUB GENIUS.

Prove me wrong.

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

Get your authentic scientist costume for this Halloween:

PipeGlassesFlaskClipboardWhite lab coat

Fortunately at least Lombardi can't seem to hypnotize women into making out with him, that's something

starkraving666@jorts.horse

starkraving666

I have been given an explanation for this but still makes no sense lol #monsterdon #theshecreature

Rozzychan

Rozzychan@fandom.ink

He always stands too close. Creep!
#Monsterdon

Sailor Anarres

UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social

@elaterite hopefully the monster kills everyone she remains her mind and walks through the ruins with her new dog #Monsterdon

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

Science!

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

This Lombardi knows only one trick and it only works on this one lady #monsterdon

Fabio! 🐈

fabio@toot.cat

Ugh fuck this Lombardi guy #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

"but i can't make you love me"

yeah, you might wanna take the hint, dude.

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

"You're pretty, so you have value" 9_9 #Monsterdon

Seriously is it like "Well, we were all set up for a new family sitcom about a family on the beach but they didn't pick up the pilot so let's shoot a quick movie"