Immune to bullets, but you can just walk quickly to escape it. Hrm.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I stopped caring about plot a while ago. GO MONSTER #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oop I guess that was a monster mash, technically. Looks like she mortally crushed that detective? I think? It's all a little unclear, as if metaphorical vaseline had been spread across a film lens to stand in for fog because the weather wouldn't cooperate on shooting day.

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Brought the girl back...she was still under warranty... #monsterdon

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I mean I could take an abrupt ending now...

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honestly that one couch from the beginning has out-acted literally everyone else in this movie

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

genuinely: what did they think the planet was like 300 years ago?

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@MatthewTitus88 Nice! Though I think most of the #Monsterdon crew that's sticking around will be watching the double feature on @miru

The creature let Lt James survive? The plot thickens!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

See, the trick is, someone typo'd the title of the movie. It's supposed to be the sea-creature

right? #monsterdon

Dude, run. It's not like it's fast.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

See, it was only 1956, dodging attacks hadn't been invented yet. #Monsterdon

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/115719829877315718

If you're up for a little fun after we have a great youtube playlist at #catitstu starting at 11 P ET.....#monsterdon

Creeper… creeper…

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

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Time is an endless nothing.. yes, for your audience this is true.

@Zerofactorial is the old "I've done my own research" #monsterdon

Oh so it's totally fine to be walking around and listening to directions while asleep, but if your eyes are open that's a no-go

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The incriminating evidence is a tape-recorded claim by a hypnotist? #Monsterdon

This is the story of a creepy-ass abusive, controlling relationship with incomprehensible supernatural bullshit stapled to the side.

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon and when there were only one set of footprints in the sand, that was just the she creature, trying to sneak far far away from this production

I'll have one of whatever the hell that is.
#monsterdon #thesheCreature

"She's dead." What kind of idiot audience is this? #monsterdon

Stop telling the audience to go to sleep dude. We're trying to stay awake to see if She fucks off into the sea.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

No lie, I'm practically going into a deep sleep now.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Everyone in the theater fell into a deep, deep sleep.

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Well, it's a well-known fact that Hypnosis only his a 70% accuracy rate. And there's no chance Lombardi knows Spore, so... #Monsterdon

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1 .. 2.. .. 3. .. 3.5... 3.75... 3.8///

*butter* not button. Sheesh.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Hypnotist tried MESMER
It wasn't v effective #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ "90 Days Of Salo" #Monsterdon

She's not herself? Isn't that the whole point? #monsterdon

"four and a half"

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@ohiofi YOU know! #monsterdon

I like the fern hanging in his face.
Nice touch.

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Oh she's learned to hipnotize too #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh yeah sure you betcha!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@bunnyhero I haven't paid attention to anything that's been said/happened in the last 30 minutes. #monsterdon

"I formed a few theories..." AUDIENCE: "OH GOOD" #monsterdon

Poor King is really just a pawn in this movie.

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I think this guy may be our mumbliest protagonist to date. Everything he says comes tumbling out in a sullen half-burble. #Monsterdon

oh so she’s Bene Gessiret

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does the dog fly dot com

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@Lazarou ✅

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did they tape up that dog's lips to make it look like he was snarling?? It looked like there was some kind of rubber band or something in place in that shot.

Poor dog. ):

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I'm looking forward to Battle Of The Hypnotists.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

King had the high ground. It's over.

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@jonny agreed

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"That's for the homies...."

#monsterdon

Whelp those _plants_ won't remember this party

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Wow, his alcoholism is cured! #Monsterdon

This is how they used to bribe people before crypto was invented #monsterdon

"Some people have too much of everything." Nice.

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Oh a plot twist! #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

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This woman should fall in love with someone other than a hypnotist.

Get your Captain-Peacock-ass up off me Lombardi

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I'm surprised the car didn't blow up like a pinto

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The power to resist? Oh yay there's hope!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

all this makes me think of the SLEEEEEEP! guy from MST3K

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Push him in the ocean!!! #Monsterdon

"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"

You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon

the napkin necktie is growing on me #Monsterdon

JESUS KICK THAT GUY IN THE NUTS ALREADY #monsterdon

This love triangle is not well developed needed more runtime #Monsterdon

Back the forlorn beach, a couple was making out in a car, then the car fell over and crashed, according to Lamborghini's predictions. This makes the Rich Asshole also worry that the Doctor has secret murder powers, so he asks him to leave his house, which he refuses.

#monsterdon

Life's a beach and so is she (creature) #monsterdon

@ohiofi oh god no

😂

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

She-Creature stop cock blocking!

#Monsterdon

communing with nature means that he was taking a dump on the beach?
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MONSTER MURDER

For some reason two kids making out in a car angered the she creature and she pitched their vehicle over the edge of a cliff??

#monsterdon

Day for night, vaseline on the lens for fog....

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Stunningly boring side headlines on these newspapers...

#Monsterdon

Personally, I feel the need of non-human company

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The monster hates cars!

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INCREASE IN COMMUTER FARES DEMANDED! #monsterdon

How many days ago did we start this movie? I've lost track.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

where did that cliff come from?

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Because he can command the souls of the dead, Doctor Lamborghini and his rich asshole patron are making lots of money from book deals, but the local dog still hates him.

Then Doctor Lamborghini and his possessed not-girlfriend go on a train tour of the country where lots of people clap at them.

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The movie is soft-rebooting itself #Monsterdon

Trivago puts so many ads on Tubi that I'm convinced it sucks #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@ohiofi Easier said than done TBH

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Quick! While Lombardi's out of town, change the locks!

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"A car and a room and a room and a room!"

#Monsterdon

Kinda like the freaky music under the travel montage #Monsterdon

Listen to the dog y'all he reads people well #Monsterdon

They're opening for Michigan J. Frog

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#Monsterdon From this point on, the story revolves around Daddy Warbucks trying to get Lombardi to leave his house.

"Lay off the prediction business Doc, your stories of 2025 are unsettling and ridiculous...."

#Monsterdon

If Lombardi hurt that dog I'm gonna riot!!!

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I hope the dog hasn't been fiddled with......you fiend Dr Lombardi!

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"Now, Andrea, spiritually sign all these books. We have royalties to make." #monsterdon

@eyeinthesky

A movie watch party

https://eggplant.place/collection/6ICD4rDFsYEIcTpY8UTpdk

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#Monsterdon note to self- 00:52:00 timestamp for descending sunglasses on face, uncool edition.

This guy can access past lives & the public is fixated on one specific incarnation? Sounds right #Monsterdon

What is #monsterdon?

@allanb Those I didn't notice #monsterdon

Imagine being called Elizabeth Weatherby and picking up that news headline

"I'm.....real?"

#Monsterdon

NEW PETITIONS AGAINST TAX! #monsterdon

actually you WANT an acting coach....

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You can see the wire moving the glasses ! #monsterdon #TheSheCreature