Oh a plot twist! #monsterdon #TheSheCreature
This woman should fall in love with someone other than a hypnotist.
Get your Captain-Peacock-ass up off me Lombardi
I'm surprised the car didn't blow up like a pinto
The power to resist? Oh yay there's hope!
all this makes me think of the SLEEEEEEP! guy from MST3K
Push him in the ocean!!! #Monsterdon
"You're the light that shines out of the darkness!"
You're the cream cheese that falls out of the bagel! #Monsterdon
the napkin necktie is growing on me #Monsterdon
JESUS KICK THAT GUY IN THE NUTS ALREADY #monsterdon
This love triangle is not well developed needed more runtime #Monsterdon
Back the forlorn beach, a couple was making out in a car, then the car fell over and crashed, according to Lamborghini's predictions. This makes the Rich Asshole also worry that the Doctor has secret murder powers, so he asks him to leave his house, which he refuses.
Life's a beach and so is she (creature) #monsterdon
She-Creature stop cock blocking!
communing with nature means that he was taking a dump on the beach?
#monsterdon
#theshecreature
MONSTER MURDER
For some reason two kids making out in a car angered the she creature and she pitched their vehicle over the edge of a cliff??
Day for night, vaseline on the lens for fog....
Stunningly boring side headlines on these newspapers...
Personally, I feel the need of non-human company
The monster hates cars!
INCREASE IN COMMUTER FARES DEMANDED! #monsterdon
How many days ago did we start this movie? I've lost track.
where did that cliff come from?
The movie is soft-rebooting itself #Monsterdon
Because he can command the souls of the dead, Doctor Lamborghini and his rich asshole patron are making lots of money from book deals, but the local dog still hates him.
Then Doctor Lamborghini and his possessed not-girlfriend go on a train tour of the country where lots of people clap at them.
Trivago puts so many ads on Tubi that I'm convinced it sucks #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Quick! While Lombardi's out of town, change the locks!
"A car and a room and a room and a room!"
Kinda like the freaky music under the travel montage #Monsterdon
Listen to the dog y'all he reads people well #Monsterdon
They're opening for Michigan J. Frog
#Monsterdon From this point on, the story revolves around Daddy Warbucks trying to get Lombardi to leave his house.
"Lay off the prediction business Doc, your stories of 2025 are unsettling and ridiculous...."
If Lombardi hurt that dog I'm gonna riot!!!
I hope the dog hasn't been fiddled with......you fiend Dr Lombardi!
"Now, Andrea, spiritually sign all these books. We have royalties to make." #monsterdon
#Monsterdon note to self- 00:52:00 timestamp for descending sunglasses on face, uncool edition.
This guy can access past lives & the public is fixated on one specific incarnation? Sounds right #Monsterdon
What is #monsterdon?
@allanb Those I didn't notice #monsterdon
Imagine being called Elizabeth Weatherby and picking up that news headline
"I'm.....real?"
NEW PETITIONS AGAINST TAX! #monsterdon
actually you WANT an acting coach....
You can see the wire moving the glasses ! #monsterdon #TheSheCreature
"I expect nothing." "And you shall receive it. In ABUNDANCE!"
honestly if i could wake up feeling refreshed, it might be worth a couple minutes as a murderous primordial creature.
pshhh, he's a fraud. that's not andrea's soul removing the dude's glasses. lombardi is telekinetic that's all!
That's a silly effect
Soul is smoke confirmed #Monsterdon
@UsagiTsukino Yeah, she's probably immune to his breath at this point
All I can think about is how much that guy's breath has contributed to global warming #monsterdon #theshecreature
"would you tickle Professor Anderson's testicles please...."
So, is the she-creature the origin of life or can she turn into a mantis shrimp from 400 million years ago? What goes through her mind when she is a horseshoe crab?
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REVIEWS!
"...slow and preposterous but effectively moody, with one of Paul Blaisdell's more memorable monsters".
- Leonard Maltin
"Some interesting concepts were touched on, but quickly pushed to the background in the name of plot development, which in this case is one cliche after another."
- TV Guide
"Amusing hokum"
- Dennis Schwartz
I just want to see the She-Creature flailing around like a Power Rangers monster some more.
@allanb The hard part is having to do it wearing a gown made of mosquito net #monsterdon
#monsterdon "we all want to believe in some of these things, the passing of the soul into another body after death,"
Is he talking about reincarnation? Was that a popular idea with a white American audience at the time
This movie is propaganda for THE CHURCH OF THE SUB GENIUS.
Prove me wrong.
Get your authentic scientist costume for this Halloween:
PipeGlassesFlaskClipboardWhite lab coatFortunately at least Lombardi can't seem to hypnotize women into making out with him, that's something
I have been given an explanation for this but still makes no sense lol #monsterdon #theshecreature
He always stands too close. Creep!
#Monsterdon
@elaterite hopefully the monster kills everyone she remains her mind and walks through the ruins with her new dog #Monsterdon
Science!
This Lombardi knows only one trick and it only works on this one lady #monsterdon
Ugh fuck this Lombardi guy #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
"You're pretty, so you have value" 9_9 #Monsterdon
Seriously is it like "Well, we were all set up for a new family sitcom about a family on the beach but they didn't pick up the pilot so let's shoot a quick movie"
Looking for a she-creature that enjoys long, invisible walks on the beach
"These are not the droids you're looking for, Andrea."
#Monsterdon Apparently the She-Creature doesn't stink of fish, since she couldn't have been more than a meter from Dr. Erickson.
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this hypnotist always stands way way way too close to her
I also go to the beach wearing a cape, top hat and my elegant pipe to meet my she creature bestie
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Honestly these are some of the worst inside-for-outside sets I've ever seen in black and white
@ohiofi Still half an hour for mayhem
I understand now why this movie was rated 3/10. The monster had a perfect shot at another kill, but the plot stayed dull.
Stop motion works best when the scene is day for night #monsterdon
LOMBARDI JUMP SCARE
#monsterdon
Lobster stealth skill: β:100a:β
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K
Now I'm confused about how souls work.
Doc Lombardi freely admits he's enslaved a woman for his own purposes, and that's not even worthy of a raised eyebrow.
All the spacial awareness of a concussed fruit bat. #Monsterdon
Ain't no party like a Lombardi party cause a Lombardi party don't stop. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
I'm going to stand up, JUST SO I CAN FAINT
Is this really the best scam this #Monsterdon hypnotist could concoct to gain power?
A cataleptic state is a real thing btw.
OH! FAINTS!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature
She's preparing to come out. Good for her.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Seems like they intended to cast an English actress as the hypnotee and ended up with a Californian named Marla English.
lol, these posh rubes would believe any old shit...
well yeah 'cause dogs can't talk
#Monsterdon youβre putting her in a cataleptic state, that could be dangerous (to songbirds in the vicinity)!
Ut oh! Dog...
Quick! Turn on the light beam! Capture the asphyx!
@davesdogmaggie the spice must float #monsterdon
this is my emotional support cocktail
it's no creature of the ID i'll tell you that much