The sequel brings us the trial of the She-Creature. It's a procedural from the creators of CSI:New England

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@jammerb So the couple in the car that got tossed over the cliff were believers. Huh #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I wouldn’t call it “enjoyable.”

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@Lazarou @apLundell That’s what women evolved from. Men evolved from dung beetles.

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Hey at least we had something resembling an ending this time

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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#Monsterdon seriously though Olaf only wanted to get arrested so he could say he went to Yale

Apparently I slept through about half of #TheSheCreature #Monsterdon

Oh well. Good nap. And I got a good look at that hilarious costume, so I think I got what I came for. 🤭

That question mark at the end gave me a BINGO!

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Well, that was fun you guys. Not the movie, it was shite, but watching it together was great 😄🫂

Anyway, it's past the Owlbear's bed time. Imma pop off to the Dreamlands.

Goodnight! Don't forget to vote tomorrow!

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Miru! MIRU!!!! #monsterdon #WrongCreature

???????????????????????????? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@Lazarou @LingLass yeah for real

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@Newpa_Hasai much like the story

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@ohiofi oh, no, they never try fire! #StillBitter #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I think because someone was spiking the party punch with mushrooms.

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okay, well it had some kind of actual ending, as opposed to last week, but the movie's insistence on attempting to redeem Carlo has irritated me beyond all hope. this movie gets one massive fart noise from me.

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Wow that was uh

Thanks @tawaret for the lulz and see you next week friends lol

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don't blame me, i voted for the 80s movie

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And fin (?)

That. Was... Committed to film, I guess.
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PLEASE END
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

PLEASE END

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Yes, movie I agree on that question mark of an ending.

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NO you put THE END and THEN you put the question mark WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
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#Monsterdon They had already given up on the possibility of a sequel when they filmed the final scene.

And so another Monsterdon slithers back into the sea. #Monsterdon

WHY DOES IT NEED TO RETRACE ITS STEPS

THE BEACH IS LONG. THERE'S OCEAN EVERYWHERE

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well that wasn't very good now, was it?

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@catzilla good question

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#Monsterdon so when Olaf died Marta calls the newspaper, she says to them I want to place an obituary, just have it say “Olaf died” the newspaperman says you know the obits are free of charge, is there anything else you’d like us to print? She thinks for a second and then says you betcha, have it say “Olaf died, fishing boat for sale”

(It was Marta here right?)

OK if the guns didn't work when she creature was fully manifest how the heck would they work when she's not even visible? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou literally everything was better in Forbidden Planet

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Ok, after this one I think we should avoid 50's flix for a while.
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Oh no the monster ran away without finishing the job on Lombardi

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You can't kill the past no matter how much you shoot it.

this movie should have left me alone.

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oh she survived. i don't understand anything that happened

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@yatsu agreed #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "The She-Creature spared my life... Anyway, gun her down!!"

@Newpa_Hasai ma'ams, right?!... #monsterdon

@LingLass Most Asphyxes are smart enough not to get stuck in bad movies

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"Fire!" "well yes, I see the fire." #monsterdon

Oh good she goes invisibly walk back into the ocean.
Keep shooting the invisible!
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this whole movie was mistaken.

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"There, fire!"

Well, if a parapsychologist says it it MUST be true! #Monsterdon

"I will touch you" YOU GOT THE TOUCH #monsterdon

These people need so much relationship counseling #Monsterdon

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She fucked off into the sea and the past and a vapor in the air. Why not?

I'm not sure what is haunting what
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@ottaross

Baby-Creatures need milk, too

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Wait, the monster has boobies!?
Oh, neat, now I get the "shecreature"
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"Make sure we can tell it's a SHE creature. Throw some massive jugs on the costume- for scientific accuracy." #monsterdon

"Wow, I evolve into _this_? No scales, no claws, no shell? No wonder I'm such a pushover!"

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FINALLY #monsterdon

Immune to bullets, but you can just walk quickly to escape it. Hrm.

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I stopped caring about plot a while ago. GO MONSTER #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oop I guess that was a monster mash, technically. Looks like she mortally crushed that detective? I think? It's all a little unclear, as if metaphorical vaseline had been spread across a film lens to stand in for fog because the weather wouldn't cooperate on shooting day.

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Brought the girl back...she was still under warranty... #monsterdon

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I mean I could take an abrupt ending now...

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honestly that one couch from the beginning has out-acted literally everyone else in this movie

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genuinely: what did they think the planet was like 300 years ago?

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@MatthewTitus88 Nice! Though I think most of the #Monsterdon crew that's sticking around will be watching the double feature on @miru

The creature let Lt James survive? The plot thickens!

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See, the trick is, someone typo'd the title of the movie. It's supposed to be the sea-creature

right? #monsterdon

Dude, run. It's not like it's fast.

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/115719829877315718

If you're up for a little fun after we have a great youtube playlist at #catitstu starting at 11 P ET.....#monsterdon

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Time is an endless nothing.. yes, for your audience this is true.

Creeper… creeper…

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@Zerofactorial is the old "I've done my own research" #monsterdon

Oh so it's totally fine to be walking around and listening to directions while asleep, but if your eyes are open that's a no-go

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The incriminating evidence is a tape-recorded claim by a hypnotist? #Monsterdon

This is the story of a creepy-ass abusive, controlling relationship with incomprehensible supernatural bullshit stapled to the side.

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#Monsterdon and when there were only one set of footprints in the sand, that was just the she creature, trying to sneak far far away from this production

I'll have one of whatever the hell that is.
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"She's dead." What kind of idiot audience is this? #monsterdon

Stop telling the audience to go to sleep dude. We're trying to stay awake to see if She fucks off into the sea.
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No lie, I'm practically going into a deep sleep now.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Everyone in the theater fell into a deep, deep sleep.

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*butter* not button. Sheesh.

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Hypnotist tried MESMER
It wasn't v effective #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ "90 Days Of Salo" #Monsterdon

She's not herself? Isn't that the whole point? #monsterdon

"four and a half"

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@ohiofi YOU know! #monsterdon

Oh she's learned to hipnotize too #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Oh yeah sure you betcha!

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@bunnyhero I haven't paid attention to anything that's been said/happened in the last 30 minutes. #monsterdon

"I formed a few theories..." AUDIENCE: "OH GOOD" #monsterdon

I think this guy may be our mumbliest protagonist to date. Everything he says comes tumbling out in a sullen half-burble. #Monsterdon

oh so she’s Bene Gessiret

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does the dog fly dot com

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@Lazarou ✅

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Did they tape up that dog's lips to make it look like he was snarling?? It looked like there was some kind of rubber band or something in place in that shot.

Poor dog. ):

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I'm looking forward to Battle Of The Hypnotists.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

King had the high ground. It's over.

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@jonny agreed

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Whelp those _plants_ won't remember this party

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"That's for the homies...."

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Wow, his alcoholism is cured! #Monsterdon

"Some people have too much of everything." Nice.

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Oh a plot twist! #monsterdon #TheSheCreature