The real #monsterdon was the improv social media comedy we made along the way.
@strangefour @diazona@techhub. Social @RachelThomSub@famichiki.jp
Well, Boston Blackie not withstanding, that was a lot of wooden acting. And not nearly enough screen time for the monster. But thanks, as always to @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for keeping the #Monsterdon system running.
Fixed the movie poster btw. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
I wish I had a pencil thin moustache,
The disgraced hypnotist master of the supernatural doctor Lombardi kind,
A fine collection of every type of non-tie neck covering known to man,
and wow I really lost the plot to this song didn't I apologies to Jimmy Buffet
Oh, and eight deaths by She-Creature - two at the opening, the carnival barker, the two necking teens, the detective, the rich asshole, and Lombardi. I think that's all.
@ohiofi Good dog acting. Leo's trying his best.
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula
what does it mean for something to sound like a real garden spot, nobody will ever know because you know what i say, i don't care #monsterdon
yet another creepy guy fondling a sleeping woman
@ottaross According to IMDB there was a male actor underneath that costume. He must have had to endure a lot of ribbing from the crew #monsterdon
She's just there for the free blood transfusion.
"She appears to be undead!"
did you say.... "STAKE"????
@Lazarou @floatybirb I could tell that he didn't really want to do all that snarling but was goaded into it #monsterdon
The Turtleneck of Dracula.
The local shopping spree of Dracula?
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula
@jonny It's like when you read the moves of a chess game and they symbolize someone making a blunder with a question mark. This one probably merited two question marks #monsterdon
My review on #letterboxd as colored by my disappointment at the ending, which did so little to explain anything. At least I should have felt a sort of happiness when the bad guy got his punishment, but no. One and a half stars https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/the-she-creature/ #monsterdon
"Nobody messes with my stash!"
"Hey, Dracula! Ya in there?! ya forgot to tip the transport guy!"
Well so far this is nice and moody, while still being very 70s. Talking on the phone in wood paneled Japanese homes is a slight change of pace.
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula
@ottaross I bet those flat feet were killing her #monsterdon
careful! It's a team of Raptors!
Doggie just ran away into a dream sequence sunset? Huh?
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula
that question mark at the end felt rude and presumptuous, I also doubt this story was based on any event, real or imagined.
And another #monsterdon comes to an end. This one had a creepy controlling guy, and creepy millionaire guy, creepy alcoholic guy, and less creepy professor guy (he had a pipe AND reading glasses). It also had cringy comedic relief. A pair of women trapped by circumstances and their relationships to aforementioned creepy guys, and an overly buxom βmillion year oldβ sea creature.
Thank you all for tooting along, I only missed a little bit due to uncontrolled coughing. And as always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
@Configures I thought so. But I also thought it might be the actual creature that they shot at. #Monsterdon
(from Wikipedia): The monster costume was created by master make-up artist Paul Blaisdell ... Blaisdell nicknamed the monster "Cuddles".
@CactuarJoe definitely bottom 5.
#Monsterdon This was FUJITA Midori's first film, though she had been acting on TV since 1967. https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%97%A4%E7%94%B0%E3%81%BF%E3%81%A9%E3%82%8A
The dogβs name was Spike and went on to star in Old Yeller #Monsterdon
She creature exacts revenge on creepy master and er...substantially without form...effs off into the sea
THE END
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when scorned across multiple lifetimes. That'll show him for being such a creep!
Thanks for another awfully...uh well maybe just awful... #Monsterdon @Taweret !
Stranger danger!
π¦#MONSTERDON Goodbye!
β€οΈ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this second-rate-she-stuff!
π ±οΈ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Most appropriate: "rooting for monster"
π¦And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Your commentary helped me forget about smelling the breath of someone two inches away. Can't wait until next week!
i hope bob and the rich daughter go on to live a happy life, full of donating to alcoholics charites and saving some coral reefs together.
every single other person in this movie can drop dead.
The sequel brings us the trial of the She-Creature. It's a procedural from the creators of CSI:New England
@jammerb So the couple in the car that got tossed over the cliff were believers. Huh #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie I wouldnβt call it βenjoyable.β
@Lazarou @apLundell Thatβs what women evolved from. Men evolved from dung beetles.
#Monsterdon seriously though Olaf only wanted to get arrested so he could say he went to Yale
Apparently I slept through about half of #TheSheCreature #Monsterdon
Oh well. Good nap. And I got a good look at that hilarious costume, so I think I got what I came for. π€
That question mark at the end gave me a BINGO!
Well, that was fun you guys. Not the movie, it was shite, but watching it together was great ππ«
Anyway, it's past the Owlbear's bed time. Imma pop off to the Dreamlands.
Goodnight! Don't forget to vote tomorrow!
Miru! MIRU!!!! #monsterdon #WrongCreature
???????????????????????????? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
@Newpa_Hasai much like the story
@ohiofi oh, no, they never try fire! #StillBitter #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial I think because someone was spiking the party punch with mushrooms.
Another good time at the old #monsterdon
okay, well it had some kind of actual ending, as opposed to last week, but the movie's insistence on attempting to redeem Carlo has irritated me beyond all hope. this movie gets one massive fart noise from me.
Wow that was uh
Thanks @tawaret for the lulz and see you next week friends lol
don't blame me, i voted for the 80s movie
And fin (?)
That. Was... Committed to film, I guess.
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature #MST3K
Yes, movie I agree on that question mark of an ending.
END
END
END
END
END
PLEASE END
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
PLEASE END
NO you put THE END and THEN you put the question mark WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon They had already given up on the possibility of a sequel when they filmed the final scene.
And so another Monsterdon slithers back into the sea. #Monsterdon
WHY DOES IT NEED TO RETRACE ITS STEPS
THE BEACH IS LONG. THERE'S OCEAN EVERYWHERE
well that wasn't very good now, was it?
@catzilla good question
Another #Monsterdon is in the can!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Tonight's feature, #TheSheCreature, from 1956, had nothing to do with She-Hulk, or She-Shells by the She-Shore. Instead we got,
Weird dude hanging out at the beach!Suspicious seaweed!Death by She-Creature!Sorry, a whole hour went right by, and not much happened. Must have been hypnotized!Staring contest!Party evacuation!Spaghetti hair!Fire! Giant question mark!
#Monsterdon so when Olaf died Marta calls the newspaper, she says to them I want to place an obituary, just have it say βOlaf diedβ the newspaperman says you know the obits are free of charge, is there anything else youβd like us to print? She thinks for a second and then says you betcha, have it say βOlaf died, fishing boat for saleβ
(It was Marta here right?)
OK if the guns didn't work when she creature was fully manifest how the heck would they work when she's not even visible? #Monsterdon
@Lazarou literally everything was better in Forbidden Planet
Oh no the monster ran away without finishing the job on Lombardi
Ok, after this one I think we should avoid 50's flix for a while.
#monsterdon
#theshecreature
You can't kill the past no matter how much you shoot it.
this movie should have left me alone.
oh she survived. i don't understand anything that happened
@yatsu agreed #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "The She-Creature spared my life... Anyway, gun her down!!"
@Newpa_Hasai ma'ams, right?!... #monsterdon
@LingLass Most Asphyxes are smart enough not to get stuck in bad movies
"Fire!" "well yes, I see the fire." #monsterdon
Oh good she goes invisibly walk back into the ocean.
Keep shooting the invisible!
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
this whole movie was mistaken.
"There, fire!"
Well, if a parapsychologist says it it MUST be true! #Monsterdon
"I will touch you" YOU GOT THE TOUCH #monsterdon
These people need so much relationship counseling #Monsterdon
She fucked off into the sea and the past and a vapor in the air. Why not?
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I'm not sure what is haunting what
#Monsterdon
Wait, the monster has boobies!?
Oh, neat, now I get the "shecreature"
#monsterdon
And with 3 minutes left this lame ass monster shows up....#monsterdon
"Make sure we can tell it's a SHE creature. Throw some massive jugs on the costume- for scientific accuracy." #monsterdon
"Wow, I evolve into _this_? No scales, no claws, no shell? No wonder I'm such a pushover!"
FINALLY #monsterdon
Immune to bullets, but you can just walk quickly to escape it. Hrm.
I stopped caring about plot a while ago. GO MONSTER #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature
Oop I guess that was a monster mash, technically. Looks like she mortally crushed that detective? I think? It's all a little unclear, as if metaphorical vaseline had been spread across a film lens to stand in for fog because the weather wouldn't cooperate on shooting day.
Brought the girl back...she was still under warranty... #monsterdon
I mean I could take an abrupt ending now...
honestly that one couch from the beginning has out-acted literally everyone else in this movie
genuinely: what did they think the planet was like 300 years ago?
@MatthewTitus88 Nice! Though I think most of the #Monsterdon crew that's sticking around will be watching the double feature on @miru
The creature let Lt James survive? The plot thickens!
See, the trick is, someone typo'd the title of the movie. It's supposed to be the sea-creature
right? #monsterdon
Dude, run. It's not like it's fast.