@CactuarJoe #HandShootsUp "a statistician?!" #iwasToldThereDbeNoMath #monsterdon

Nice cape, Lombardi. You need a runway or can you take off from a standing start? #Monsterdon

Bob, the ex, is an obnoxious drunk.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I'm guessing the monster qualifies as "Fun Practical Effects"? In that case, bingo acquired!

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Wait the butler just served a glass without taking the cork off #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Next, Doctor Lamborghini is hypnotizing his unhappy possessed girlfriend, and when she falls asleep we see a monster emerge from the sea - it looks kind of like a bug made out of rubber suit.

After the doctor watches it from a window, it wanders off and kills a guy, someone named "Johnny".

#monsterdon

It's the bow-tie popper again. The comedic relief.

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This film is what happens when someone is inspired by H.P. Lovecraft to write a story but isn't actually able to write.

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SAVAGE PIER MURDER BAFFLES POLICE!
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The least exciting murder I've seen in a while. Not even a creature perked it up.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Just under 25 minutes for a monster.

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taking a wild stab at the plot here: there are dueling hypnotists, a good one and a shady carnival soul jailer one, orbiting a bit sum of money to be made in Big Hypnosis and the attendant merchandising and so on. Then there is also the spirit of femininity manifest in an ancient sea monster that the carnival hypnotist is trying to channel into this women who he has soul jailed. And then they are going to... uh... #monsterdon

Is she always sleeping? A much deeper sleep than that would be a coma?
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This is not how anything works....

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I think this movie has hypnosis confused with psychic communication/control?? #Monsterdon

Popularity so far:

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I was promised a lady sea monster

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The idle rich, getting rich off disinformation and bullshit since ever

#monsterdon #theshecreature

@paco Yep, me too. used to be that way

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Profession: Prognosticator

"Ahhh, you're on the B Ark, please follow me...."

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yup, the dog knows who the coffee bitch is, yeah, good boy…

I agree with the dog

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What in the name of #monsterdon gratuitously racist accents was that

Coffee or maybe tea is served.

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lol, hoping the dog speaks and nobody makes a big deal of it

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Anyway, after the girl wakes up she tells Dr Lamborghini that she hates him, this place and the goddamn ocean, then she goes to change. She's trying to leave him but he says that she can't because he has possessed her and she says that he took his soul away from him.

Then our cops bust into the room to interrupt this conversation, bringing the psychic guy to identify the doctor as the strange figure who went into the murder house.

#monsterdon

Coffee is mentioned

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"As long as I'm alive, I'll possess you."

Dude, you're not seeing how this will work are you?

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"As long as I'm alive I'll possess you. There's something beyond yourself that needs me."

sir that is capitalism, Andrea needs to pay rent

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Yes, the ocean is full of ancient and deadly things. Also godzilla.

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Already hoping the She-Creature castrates Dr Lombardi....

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Pickup artists love doing nonconsensual hypnosis

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Meanwhile Dr Lamborghini has disappeared on a quest of his own and appears in a carnival, where he has been hired to do a demonstration in which he gets a pretty girl to relive her past life from 300 years ago with hypnosis and also kissing. At least I thought this was a demonstration, but he is performing to an empty room, using his kissing and hypnosis powers to wake her up and erase her memory. Ok.

#monsterdon

yes yes well someone has to be heir to the throne so

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Can’t a girl just go the beach without being transformed into a 1 million-year-old creature anymore?!

#monsterdon #theshecreature

This is what I want on my business cards. #monsterdon

Dr. Creepy amirite? #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

So Andrea is always there? Just waiting to be hypnotized or levitated? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Carnival follower, is that actually a thing? #Monsterdon

These two men fuck

#Monsterdon

"and after eel, I'm your wonder wheel..." #monsterdon

they employ children in the lab? No wonder so many criminals get away with it...

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@klu9 @Lazarou There are a lot of assumptions made about how much the audience is willing to buy-into

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It's ock-cult powers, man #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Six hundred dollars here."

That's dinner paid for. #Monsterdon

While they're doing this, Dr. Lamborghini walks in to a beach house (probably on the same beach) to find that it's been trashed and also there are two dead bodies in it that fall over as he pokes around.

Then a dog appears and barks at the couple, trying to summon them to the place where Dr. Lamborghini was disturbing the dead. Figuring the dog is giving them a quest, they follow it and see the Doctor poking around the wrecked house.

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this is 'day posing as night', isn't it?

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YES! The pipe went in mouth, even if unlit.

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What is it, boy? Did the She-Creature fall down a well? #monsterdon

He's jealous of your biped walk and large frontal lobe for abstract thought

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...age regression party? I, er, could probably point some puppy girls at that.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

American International pictures: “Tell, don’t show”

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Curious what doctorate they have.
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We have smoking adjacent behavior - carrying a pipe!

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#monsterdon I also am going to call it, it's the precursor for Altered States.

Deep trance? Is Carlo Lombardi a DJ?
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@Lazarou

Half-a-million 1950's bucks could buy a large country today, or two ballrooms at a white house down the road.

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@kcarr2015 a suit on the beach is a bit suss though....

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his wife sounds like a goth or someone I could be friends with
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"Some visitation from the aw-cuhlt wohrld" #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Wait, how did you pronounce "occult"?

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Witness the horror of Dr Carlo Lumbardi - a man who wears a suit to the beach, and stares down stray dogs barking in the sand!

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The dog knows something is not right with this guy.

Carl Lombardo; Dog hypnotist

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#rootpost for #monsterdon

Dr. Carlo Lombardi - master hypnotizer. Even renders vicious beach dogs harmless.

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I'm kinda waiting for a death like creature to invite him on a game of chess
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The dog knows a villain....

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It's the SEA creature!
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We're rolling with #monsterdon for another Sunday Evening. "The She Creature" -

We're watching via Miru's OwnCast channel over here.

The oft-reused lightning bolt!

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And now, a #Monsterdon special

Fish.

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Oh, nice a little glimpse of the monster in the opening credits!

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Welcome to the aquarium.

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#monsterdon #TheSheCreature It’s ladies night

5..4..3..2..1

GO GO

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LET'S GO!!!!
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@strangefour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvering and silver breaks some magic, though silver bullets work better against werewolves than vampires. #Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

Mirrors! How do they work?
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@diazona The permission to enter places rule is one of the sillier parts of vampire lore. And definitely my favorite. Just so many ways to bend and break it and play around with it in various vampire stories. An interesting technicality that has little to do with a story, but builds a weird character into a vampire.
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

#Monsterdon Even vampire spawn conduct electricity.

A door that won't close in a vampire movie feels like a sideways metaphor. Does a vampire need permission to enter if there's nothing to lock them out?
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

#Monsterdon The cinematography is way better than in The She-Creature, too.

git yer own frikin coffee, didn't they teacha that in med school?

#monsterdon #WrongCreature

At least the monsters haven't thought to cut the phone lines yet.

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Maybe Natcha is sleepwalking?

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really digging this movie. but eating a whole anchovy pizza, and the drowsiness of the prev movie, is making me feel naturally buzzed.

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The real #monsterdon was the improv social media comedy we made along the way.
@strangefour @diazona@techhub. Social @RachelThomSub@famichiki.jp

Well, Boston Blackie not withstanding, that was a lot of wooden acting. And not nearly enough screen time for the monster. But thanks, as always to @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for keeping the #Monsterdon system running.

Fixed the movie poster btw. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

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I wish I had a pencil thin moustache,
The disgraced hypnotist master of the supernatural doctor Lombardi kind,
A fine collection of every type of non-tie neck covering known to man,
and wow I really lost the plot to this song didn't I apologies to Jimmy Buffet

Oh, and eight deaths by She-Creature - two at the opening, the carnival barker, the two necking teens, the detective, the rich asshole, and Lombardi. I think that's all.

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@ohiofi Good dog acting. Leo's trying his best.
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what does it mean for something to sound like a real garden spot, nobody will ever know because you know what i say, i don't care #monsterdon

yet another creepy guy fondling a sleeping woman

#monsterdon #WrongCreature

@ottaross According to IMDB there was a male actor underneath that costume. He must have had to endure a lot of ribbing from the crew #monsterdon

She's just there for the free blood transfusion.

#monsterdon #WrongCreature

"She appears to be undead!"

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did you say.... "STAKE"????

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@Lazarou @floatybirb I could tell that he didn't really want to do all that snarling but was goaded into it #monsterdon