Already hoping the She-Creature castrates Dr Lombardi....

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Pickup artists love doing nonconsensual hypnosis

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Meanwhile Dr Lamborghini has disappeared on a quest of his own and appears in a carnival, where he has been hired to do a demonstration in which he gets a pretty girl to relive her past life from 300 years ago with hypnosis and also kissing. At least I thought this was a demonstration, but he is performing to an empty room, using his kissing and hypnosis powers to wake her up and erase her memory. Ok.

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yes yes well someone has to be heir to the throne so

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Can’t a girl just go the beach without being transformed into a 1 million-year-old creature anymore?!

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This is what I want on my business cards. #monsterdon

Dr. Creepy amirite? #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

So Andrea is always there? Just waiting to be hypnotized or levitated? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Carnival follower, is that actually a thing? #Monsterdon

These two men fuck

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"and after eel, I'm your wonder wheel..." #monsterdon

they employ children in the lab? No wonder so many criminals get away with it...

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@klu9 @Lazarou There are a lot of assumptions made about how much the audience is willing to buy-into

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It's ock-cult powers, man #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Six hundred dollars here."

That's dinner paid for. #Monsterdon

While they're doing this, Dr. Lamborghini walks in to a beach house (probably on the same beach) to find that it's been trashed and also there are two dead bodies in it that fall over as he pokes around.

Then a dog appears and barks at the couple, trying to summon them to the place where Dr. Lamborghini was disturbing the dead. Figuring the dog is giving them a quest, they follow it and see the Doctor poking around the wrecked house.

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this is 'day posing as night', isn't it?

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YES! The pipe went in mouth, even if unlit.

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What is it, boy? Did the She-Creature fall down a well? #monsterdon

He's jealous of your biped walk and large frontal lobe for abstract thought

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...age regression party? I, er, could probably point some puppy girls at that.

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American International pictures: “Tell, don’t show”

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Curious what doctorate they have.
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#monsterdon I also am going to call it, it's the precursor for Altered States.

Deep trance? Is Carlo Lombardi a DJ?
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@Lazarou

Half-a-million 1950's bucks could buy a large country today, or two ballrooms at a white house down the road.

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@kcarr2015 a suit on the beach is a bit suss though....

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his wife sounds like a goth or someone I could be friends with
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"Some visitation from the aw-cuhlt wohrld" #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Wait, how did you pronounce "occult"?

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Witness the horror of Dr Carlo Lumbardi - a man who wears a suit to the beach, and stares down stray dogs barking in the sand!

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The dog knows something is not right with this guy.

Carl Lombardo; Dog hypnotist

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#rootpost for #monsterdon

I'm kinda waiting for a death like creature to invite him on a game of chess
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The dog knows a villain....

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It's the SEA creature!
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We're rolling with #monsterdon for another Sunday Evening. "The She Creature" -

We're watching via Miru's OwnCast channel over here.

And now, a #Monsterdon special

Fish.

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Oh, nice a little glimpse of the monster in the opening credits!

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Welcome to the aquarium.

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#monsterdon #TheSheCreature It’s ladies night

LET'S GO!!!!
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5..4..3..2..1

GO GO

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@strangefour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvering and silver breaks some magic, though silver bullets work better against werewolves than vampires. #Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

Mirrors! How do they work?
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@diazona The permission to enter places rule is one of the sillier parts of vampire lore. And definitely my favorite. Just so many ways to bend and break it and play around with it in various vampire stories. An interesting technicality that has little to do with a story, but builds a weird character into a vampire.
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#Monsterdon Even vampire spawn conduct electricity.

#Monsterdon The cinematography is way better than in The She-Creature, too.

git yer own frikin coffee, didn't they teacha that in med school?

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At least the monsters haven't thought to cut the phone lines yet.

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Maybe Natcha is sleepwalking?

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The real #monsterdon was the improv social media comedy we made along the way.
@strangefour @diazona@techhub. Social @RachelThomSub@famichiki.jp

Fixed the movie poster btw. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

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I wish I had a pencil thin moustache,
The disgraced hypnotist master of the supernatural doctor Lombardi kind,
A fine collection of every type of non-tie neck covering known to man,
and wow I really lost the plot to this song didn't I apologies to Jimmy Buffet

Oh, and eight deaths by She-Creature - two at the opening, the carnival barker, the two necking teens, the detective, the rich asshole, and Lombardi. I think that's all.

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@ohiofi Good dog acting. Leo's trying his best.
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what does it mean for something to sound like a real garden spot, nobody will ever know because you know what i say, i don't care #monsterdon

yet another creepy guy fondling a sleeping woman

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@ottaross According to IMDB there was a male actor underneath that costume. He must have had to endure a lot of ribbing from the crew #monsterdon

She's just there for the free blood transfusion.

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"She appears to be undead!"

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did you say.... "STAKE"????

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@Lazarou @floatybirb I could tell that he didn't really want to do all that snarling but was goaded into it #monsterdon

The Turtleneck of Dracula.
The local shopping spree of Dracula?
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@jonny It's like when you read the moves of a chess game and they symbolize someone making a blunder with a question mark. This one probably merited two question marks #monsterdon

My review on #letterboxd as colored by my disappointment at the ending, which did so little to explain anything. At least I should have felt a sort of happiness when the bad guy got his punishment, but no. One and a half stars https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/the-she-creature/ #monsterdon

"Nobody messes with my stash!"

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"Hey, Dracula! Ya in there?! ya forgot to tip the transport guy!"

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Well so far this is nice and moody, while still being very 70s. Talking on the phone in wood paneled Japanese homes is a slight change of pace.
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Doggie just ran away into a dream sequence sunset? Huh?
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that question mark at the end felt rude and presumptuous, I also doubt this story was based on any event, real or imagined.

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And another #monsterdon comes to an end. This one had a creepy controlling guy, and creepy millionaire guy, creepy alcoholic guy, and less creepy professor guy (he had a pipe AND reading glasses). It also had cringy comedic relief. A pair of women trapped by circumstances and their relationships to aforementioned creepy guys, and an overly buxom “million year old” sea creature.

Thank you all for tooting along, I only missed a little bit due to uncontrolled coughing. And as always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

@Configures I thought so. But I also thought it might be the actual creature that they shot at. #Monsterdon

(from Wikipedia): The monster costume was created by master make-up artist Paul Blaisdell ... Blaisdell nicknamed the monster "Cuddles".

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@CactuarJoe definitely bottom 5.

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#Monsterdon This was FUJITA Midori's first film, though she had been acting on TV since 1967. https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%97%A4%E7%94%B0%E3%81%BF%E3%81%A9%E3%82%8A

The dog’s name was Spike and went on to star in Old Yeller #Monsterdon

She creature exacts revenge on creepy master and er...substantially without form...effs off into the sea

THE END

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when scorned across multiple lifetimes. That'll show him for being such a creep!

Thanks for another awfully...uh well maybe just awful... #Monsterdon @Taweret !

Stranger danger!

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🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this second-rate-she-stuff!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Most appropriate: "rooting for monster"

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Your commentary helped me forget about smelling the breath of someone two inches away. Can't wait until next week!

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i hope bob and the rich daughter go on to live a happy life, full of donating to alcoholics charites and saving some coral reefs together.

every single other person in this movie can drop dead.

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The sequel brings us the trial of the She-Creature. It's a procedural from the creators of CSI:New England

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@jammerb So the couple in the car that got tossed over the cliff were believers. Huh #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I wouldn’t call it “enjoyable.”

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@Lazarou @apLundell That’s what women evolved from. Men evolved from dung beetles.

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Hey at least we had something resembling an ending this time

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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#Monsterdon seriously though Olaf only wanted to get arrested so he could say he went to Yale

Apparently I slept through about half of #TheSheCreature #Monsterdon

Oh well. Good nap. And I got a good look at that hilarious costume, so I think I got what I came for. 🤭

That question mark at the end gave me a BINGO!

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Well, that was fun you guys. Not the movie, it was shite, but watching it together was great 😄🫂

Anyway, it's past the Owlbear's bed time. Imma pop off to the Dreamlands.

Goodnight! Don't forget to vote tomorrow!

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Miru! MIRU!!!! #monsterdon #WrongCreature

???????????????????????????? #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@Lazarou @LingLass yeah for real

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@Newpa_Hasai much like the story

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@ohiofi oh, no, they never try fire! #StillBitter #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I think because someone was spiking the party punch with mushrooms.

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okay, well it had some kind of actual ending, as opposed to last week, but the movie's insistence on attempting to redeem Carlo has irritated me beyond all hope. this movie gets one massive fart noise from me.

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Wow that was uh

Thanks @tawaret for the lulz and see you next week friends lol

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don't blame me, i voted for the 80s movie

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