Oh come on now, movie, don't tempt us with the promise of a plot development unless you really plan to deliver

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@devilgirlbot Did someone say breeding? #monsterdon

"What's she got that I haven't?

"Well, she doesn't say 'breeding', so there's that."

#Monsterdon

"What's she got that I ain't got?"

"Heterosexuality."

"Is _that_ what you think?"

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"What's she got that I haven't?" Gills. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@xerozohar innit?! #Monsterdon

"i have found the power to resist you. By way of another man. Because whoever heard of agency." #monsterdon

Lombardi gets dumped by his boyfriend

#Monsterdon

aw come on if the car goes off the cliff it needs to explode

#monsterdon

Excuse me, wasn't the car just on the beach?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I had to walk through 20 dissolves to get to you, Lombardi

#Monsterdon

lol, that's what you get for dogging on a cliff top...

#Monsterdon

SHE CREATURE HATE ILLEGAL PARKING
#monsterdon

“I can transport her from what she is to what she was”

You mean… from awake to asleep? I can do that too.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

New petitions against tax! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Your dog and I are not compatible."

You tried to date the DOG, TOO!? #Monsterdon

when you've sold more copies than the bible
#Monsterdon

✨ newspaper montage ✨

#Monsterdon

I wish they'd tell us more about that fascinating tax policy story playing out in the papers

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

Imagine taking your date to this double feature.

#TheSheCreature

fuck yeah baby blast the newsreel montage into my veins, this is how information propagates #monsterdon

"Do you seriously expect men of science to believe that people lived 300 years ago?" #Monsterdon

I wonder what the She-Creature is doing?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

At least her Assphix doesn't make that screeching sound....

#monsterdon

it's an important methodological limitation that casting someone's immortal soul into a hemideity/cryptid requires the constant high partial pressure of water and spirits that can only be found near a haunted ocean #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie

"All I do is sleep and monster" will be my new dating profile

#Monsterdon

Rather more of this film's runtime seems to be dedicated to recreating hypnotist parlour shows than uhhh shambling shea creature attacks

#monsterdon

I wonder what the She Creature is doing right now. #Monsterdon

she's got to make it

EXPRESS YOURSELF

hey hey hey hey

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon From hells cold heart, I stab fishsticks at thee!!!

Make her start speaking some old dialect of Chinese or Sanskrit or something, you cowards.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

So the rats are psychic? ...OH MY GOD HE'S A MINDFLAYER

https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Cranium_rat

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I feel like I started watching this on the 4th of July. Let's move it along here. #monsterdon

"These are special psychic rats" #monsterdon

@starkraving666 I'm not totally sure but I think it's a reflection of one of the Possessed Girl's past lives where she was a bug monster that was also a she. Sort of like the Id-monster in forbidden planet, but summoned by hypnosis rather than technology.

#monsterdon

Noo this guy is so creepy
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#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

wait why is the parapsychologist doing chem experiments with ... rattums?

Jokes on you… my kink is girls that want to kill me

#monsterdon #theshecreature

"Elizabeth Weatherby"

Role play is it?

#Monsterdon

Kill this sexual assaulting creep #Monsterdon

After Doctor Lamborghini says he can prove himself to Doctor Integrity, but it will be hard, he hypnotizes the girl again. Then the blonde cop is smoking his pipe on the beach because this is the 50s, and then a bug man sneaks up behind him and almost karate chops him to death, but then disappears when the Possessed Girl wakes up. Ok.

#monsterdon

boo this man!

#Monsterdon

Needs more Devil Girl

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"A cravat for the beach, let's get loose..."

#Monsterdon

pipe smoking repels sea monsters #Monsterdon

panto voice

"It's behiiiind youuuu!"

#monsterdon

So the lady wakes up then the She-Creature just gives up like that Optimus robot operator like week?

#Monsterdon

It's okay She-Creature I'm ready to give up on this too

#Monsterdon

...How many points did the monster put into stealth?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@SnoopJ can confirm that this #monsterdon does have events in it, which is better than some of the monsterdons

Can't get over that accent, it was like I was down the Lidl in Brixton it was..../s

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"She's preparing to come out." Good for her. #monsterdon

Next, possessed girl reports that she is floating in space and others are with her, and he summons her. We see a cloud hover around her (her soul I guess), and Doctor Lamborghini says that only he and a few others can see it, so he tells her to open a window and close drapes to prove this to the others, which happens, causing the audience to ooh and aww.

#monsterdon

Never mind that, you're putting all of us in a cataleptic state #monsterdon

Anyway the girl goes into a trance, Dr Lamborghini tells her that she's moving back in time. She reports that she's in some past year, the other doctor, who I refer to as Doctor Integrity, asks her questions about the local royalty in whatever year she is in. Then Dr Lamborghini tells her that she's moving to the year when she's dying and she talks about some secret medal.

Doctor Integrity intercedes because he thinks the doctor is putting her into a dangerous state.

#monsterdon

THE SPICE MUST FLOW #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did we just see her Asphyx???

#Monsterdon

She goes too far forward and this happens.

#monsterdon #thesheCreature

"Not THE King Charles?!"

#Monsterdon

"and those kids are always after me lucky charms"

#monsterdon

Too many bowties in this film

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This is her millions of years ago, after that long long time as an irritating NOT COFFEE FETCHING TRILOBITE!!!

Where can I find this guy? I would pay someone to help me go into a deep sleep every night, melatonin is not helping #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"You are going into a deep, deep sleep." Yes, yes I am.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Please Ted, put this Waluigi in his place

#Monsterdon

Oh there was a couch there! I couldn't see it #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/115721242057168922

Mashup of #Monsterdon and #WikiFinds

Anyway some more bullshit is happening. Dr. Lamborghini has been invited to demo his magic powers a house party at a surreal place with sparkly looking walls. The drunk ex-fiance is making a pass at the beach walking girl and is rebuked because he sucks.

The cops show up, because the lead cop thinks Dr. Lamborghini is a killer and is trying to figure out what his deal is.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe He could be one of those flightless capeists

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#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

This lieutenant actually puts his hands in his suit pockets to, like, store his hands in his suit pockets I have never seen anyone do that before

#monsterdon I've seen you naked Klaus. I have nothing left to lose….

@CactuarJoe #HandShootsUp "a statistician?!" #iwasToldThereDbeNoMath #monsterdon

The mystical doctor arrives - and he's brought the discount Liz Taylor.

#monsterdon

Bob, the ex, is an obnoxious drunk.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Wait the butler just served a glass without taking the cork off #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Next, Doctor Lamborghini is hypnotizing his unhappy possessed girlfriend, and when she falls asleep we see a monster emerge from the sea - it looks kind of like a bug made out of rubber suit.

After the doctor watches it from a window, it wanders off and kills a guy, someone named "Johnny".

#monsterdon

It's the bow-tie popper again. The comedic relief.

#monsterdon

This film is what happens when someone is inspired by H.P. Lovecraft to write a story but isn't actually able to write.

#Monsterdon

SAVAGE PIER MURDER BAFFLES POLICE!
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The least exciting murder I've seen in a while. Not even a creature perked it up.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Just under 25 minutes for a monster.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

taking a wild stab at the plot here: there are dueling hypnotists, a good one and a shady carnival soul jailer one, orbiting a bit sum of money to be made in Big Hypnosis and the attendant merchandising and so on. Then there is also the spirit of femininity manifest in an ancient sea monster that the carnival hypnotist is trying to channel into this women who he has soul jailed. And then they are going to... uh... #monsterdon

Is she always sleeping? A much deeper sleep than that would be a coma?
#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

This is not how anything works....

#Monsterdon

I think this movie has hypnosis confused with psychic communication/control?? #Monsterdon

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I was promised a lady sea monster

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The idle rich, getting rich off disinformation and bullshit since ever

#monsterdon #theshecreature

@paco Yep, me too. used to be that way

#monsterdon

Profession: Prognosticator

"Ahhh, you're on the B Ark, please follow me...."

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yup, the dog knows who the coffee bitch is, yeah, good boy…

What in the name of #monsterdon gratuitously racist accents was that

I agree with the dog

#Monsterdon

Coffee or maybe tea is served.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Stop smoking you savages!

#Monsterdon

Anyway, after the girl wakes up she tells Dr Lamborghini that she hates him, this place and the goddamn ocean, then she goes to change. She's trying to leave him but he says that she can't because he has possessed her and she says that he took his soul away from him.

Then our cops bust into the room to interrupt this conversation, bringing the psychic guy to identify the doctor as the strange figure who went into the murder house.

#monsterdon

Coffee is mentioned

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"As long as I'm alive, I'll possess you."

Dude, you're not seeing how this will work are you?

#monsterdon

"As long as I'm alive I'll possess you. There's something beyond yourself that needs me."

sir that is capitalism, Andrea needs to pay rent

#monsterdon

Yes, the ocean is full of ancient and deadly things. Also godzilla.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature