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Classic, the question mark ending!

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You still see something to shoot at, Doc?
No I was mistaken.
Well, we'll invoice you for those bullets, I guess.

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Just shoot in that general direction! Great idea!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

WHY DOES THE GHOST LEAVE FOOT PRINTS

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@MatthewTitus88

Flotation devices

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It's his breath... it's so bad that she passes out when he gets too close. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

Just fuck off Lombardi....

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Ah, he is still alive...

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That shea creature must have a heck of a time finding bras that fit

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Why She-Creature got them DDs from the deep sea?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Hello -- ME?
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finally, crab claw to Lombardi, and yet....

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Before he dies, the cop says that Dr Lamborghini was right and he "brought the girl back" to Dr Integrity, before he dies and the alter runs off.

More cops have been summoned, with rifles to fight the monster. They see the monster foot prints so luckily they realize they're in a monster movie and don't chase the good doctor.

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I'm counting the last words of the cop who got monstered-on as a Failure to Communicate and declaring #MonsterdonBingo

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@gblues no blood or anything, just gave up. #Monsterdon

You can’t kill a prehistoric monster with bullets because bullets didn’t exist back then or something I don’t know.

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the least dramatic death scene ever

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"...I've rebooted her into safe mode."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

SMELL MY BREATH
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"You can't see it because you don't wish to see it!"

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Let’s clear out of here! #Monsterdon

This guy's eyes make me think he's Hypnotoad.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Hypnotryst

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Why do these rich folks find this repetitive act so compelling? I mean, it's not like a marionette show or anything #monsterdon

"...four! ... four and a half! four and three quarters!"

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Is that a cop or a lawn gnome
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@catzilla Probably the Hamptons or some such bullshit.

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oh right, the cop is still investigating murders

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Nothing could make this film interesting, not even a dog attack
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New DDD: Does the dog kill?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

wait, did bob just clean up his act? he might be the only person in this movie to have an arc. good for him!

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Oh come on now, movie, don't tempt us with the promise of a plot development unless you really plan to deliver

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@devilgirlbot Did someone say breeding? #monsterdon

"What's she got that I haven't?

"Well, she doesn't say 'breeding', so there's that."

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"What's she got that I ain't got?"

"Heterosexuality."

"Is _that_ what you think?"

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"What's she got that I haven't?" Gills. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@xerozohar innit?! #Monsterdon

"i have found the power to resist you. By way of another man. Because whoever heard of agency." #monsterdon

Lombardi gets dumped by his boyfriend

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This car attack feels like it came from a different movie.

One where the monster was more important than Lombardi et al trying to get rich.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

aw come on if the car goes off the cliff it needs to explode

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Excuse me, wasn't the car just on the beach?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I had to walk through 20 dissolves to get to you, Lombardi

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lol, that's what you get for dogging on a cliff top...

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SHE CREATURE HATE ILLEGAL PARKING
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“I can transport her from what she is to what she was”

You mean… from awake to asleep? I can do that too.

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New petitions against tax! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"Your dog and I are not compatible."

You tried to date the DOG, TOO!? #Monsterdon

when you've sold more copies than the bible
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✨ newspaper montage ✨

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I wish they'd tell us more about that fascinating tax policy story playing out in the papers

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

👩 THE SHE-TRIVIA 🧌⁉️

Imagine taking your date to this double feature.

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fuck yeah baby blast the newsreel montage into my veins, this is how information propagates #monsterdon

"Do you seriously expect men of science to believe that people lived 300 years ago?" #Monsterdon

I wonder what the She-Creature is doing?

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At least her Assphix doesn't make that screeching sound....

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it's an important methodological limitation that casting someone's immortal soul into a hemideity/cryptid requires the constant high partial pressure of water and spirits that can only be found near a haunted ocean #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie

"All I do is sleep and monster" will be my new dating profile

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Rather more of this film's runtime seems to be dedicated to recreating hypnotist parlour shows than uhhh shambling shea creature attacks

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I wonder what the She Creature is doing right now. #Monsterdon

she's got to make it

EXPRESS YOURSELF

hey hey hey hey

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

#monsterdon From hells cold heart, I stab fishsticks at thee!!!

Make her start speaking some old dialect of Chinese or Sanskrit or something, you cowards.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

So the rats are psychic? ...OH MY GOD HE'S A MINDFLAYER

https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Cranium_rat

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I feel like I started watching this on the 4th of July. Let's move it along here. #monsterdon

"These are special psychic rats" #monsterdon

@starkraving666 I'm not totally sure but I think it's a reflection of one of the Possessed Girl's past lives where she was a bug monster that was also a she. Sort of like the Id-monster in forbidden planet, but summoned by hypnosis rather than technology.

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Noo this guy is so creepy
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#Monsterdon👨‍⚕️👩🕛😵‍💫🐦‍🔥🧌🤑 😱

wait why is the parapsychologist doing chem experiments with ... rattums?

Jokes on you… my kink is girls that want to kill me

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"Elizabeth Weatherby"

Role play is it?

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After Doctor Lamborghini says he can prove himself to Doctor Integrity, but it will be hard, he hypnotizes the girl again. Then the blonde cop is smoking his pipe on the beach because this is the 50s, and then a bug man sneaks up behind him and almost karate chops him to death, but then disappears when the Possessed Girl wakes up. Ok.

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Kill this sexual assaulting creep #Monsterdon

boo this man!

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Needs more Devil Girl

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"A cravat for the beach, let's get loose..."

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pipe smoking repels sea monsters #Monsterdon

panto voice

"It's behiiiind youuuu!"

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So the lady wakes up then the She-Creature just gives up like that Optimus robot operator like week?

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It's okay She-Creature I'm ready to give up on this too

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...How many points did the monster put into stealth?

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@SnoopJ can confirm that this #monsterdon does have events in it, which is better than some of the monsterdons

Can't get over that accent, it was like I was down the Lidl in Brixton it was..../s

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"She's preparing to come out." Good for her. #monsterdon

Next, possessed girl reports that she is floating in space and others are with her, and he summons her. We see a cloud hover around her (her soul I guess), and Doctor Lamborghini says that only he and a few others can see it, so he tells her to open a window and close drapes to prove this to the others, which happens, causing the audience to ooh and aww.

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Never mind that, you're putting all of us in a cataleptic state #monsterdon

Anyway the girl goes into a trance, Dr Lamborghini tells her that she's moving back in time. She reports that she's in some past year, the other doctor, who I refer to as Doctor Integrity, asks her questions about the local royalty in whatever year she is in. Then Dr Lamborghini tells her that she's moving to the year when she's dying and she talks about some secret medal.

Doctor Integrity intercedes because he thinks the doctor is putting her into a dangerous state.

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THE SPICE MUST FLOW #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Did we just see her Asphyx???

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She goes too far forward and this happens.

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"Not THE King Charles?!"

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"and those kids are always after me lucky charms"

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Too many bowties in this film

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#monsterdon This is her millions of years ago, after that long long time as an irritating NOT COFFEE FETCHING TRILOBITE!!!

Where can I find this guy? I would pay someone to help me go into a deep sleep every night, melatonin is not helping #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"You are going into a deep, deep sleep." Yes, yes I am.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Please Ted, put this Waluigi in his place

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Oh there was a couch there! I couldn't see it #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/115721242057168922

Mashup of #Monsterdon and #WikiFinds