Ok, we've met our comic relief butler #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

lol, hoping the dog speaks and nobody makes a big deal of it

#Monsterdon

I deeply appreciate how often #monsterdon movies creatively stray from any convention of logical storytelling.

"I hate this place. I hate the sound of the ocean. I hate you."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Watch your drinks around Dr Lombardi....

#Monsterdon

Backstory - our as-yet-unseen female lead (Andrea) is a "carnival follower" ...

"When I touch you, you will slowly awake."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I would probably find cops more interesting if they peppered every interaction with anecdotes about vampires, witchcraft, ancient terrors, and the occult.

#monsterdon

Does everyone know Dr. Lombardi? #monsterdon #TheSheCreature

The psychic uses his least chalant voice to tell his new girlfriend to "call the police" after briefly inspecting the murder house.

In the next scene, two cops, also dressed in suits, appear to inspect the wrecked house and talk about vampires and witchcraft and supernatural creatures being brought back from the past.

#monsterdon

@yatsu "never tell the Woman the details, she might faint" #Monsterdon

@Binder Dr. Lombardi never waits at the vet #Monsterdon

I always die standing up like that

#theshecreature #monsterdon

@Binder

An age-regression party; one where adults start playing musical chairs and pin the tail on the donkey?

#Monsterdon

Why is Dr. Lombardi striding around this wrecked beach house like an NPC in a game that published about nine months too early?

#monsterdon

Beach for night is new to me

#Monsterdon

It's a fake night scene on the beach. Classic

#monsterdon

Just a typical evening for a pickup artist wearing a fedora… trying to hypnotize dogs on the beach and failing.

#theshecreature #monsterdon

I gotta say switching from The Lion in Winter to this is preeeeeeeeeeetty jarring

who has the Aquitaine now? I've lost track. and is Jeffrey still Chancellor?

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

His wife is on the Wellness to Fascism pipeline...

#Monsterdon

Let's see what kinda BS they maligned women with this time. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

She was a she-creature, he was a boi, can I make it anymore obvious?

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Vaguely lovecraftian narration

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

subtitles: (uplifting music)

Right off the bat, I'm going to have to differ with you there.

#monsterdon

And YES, WE'RE AT SEA #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

We have American International Pictures sign!

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

How much does it cost to rent that lakeside cabin? It feels so huge.
Nat-chan why are all your outfits so cute?
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

The sound track is trying things, but organist fell asleep at the keyboard just isn't working as a way to raise tension.
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

really digging this movie. but eating a whole anchovy pizza, and the drowsiness of the prev movie, is making me feel naturally buzzed.

#monsterdon #WrongCreature

OMG. That escape off the stairs was a shock stunt. Kinda expected her to get up after wards.
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

Jump scared by a sister in 70s cowgirl clothes. Nice scarf. Is she trying out to be a tokusatsu sidekick?
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

"Does the Dog Un-Die .com"?

#monsterdon #WrongCreature

The She-Creature (1956): 4/5

what?

*points deducted because the she creature barely did anything

#monsterdon #monsterdonReviews

Well, a big thank you to @Taweret for hosting tonight's flick. It did go in directions I didn't expect, even if it was a bit heavy on standing around while talking and heavy penetration of personal space.

Frequent smoking, no coffee.

Not afraid to show you a well-lit monster in focus.

Secondary redemption arc of the drunk ex sobering up and (apparently) getting back together.

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@Configures @ohiofi #monsterdon #WrongCreature

Or maybe it's an undead dog....

@floatybirb the dog was the best character, and not for the first time in a Monsterdon movie either #Monsterdon

@ottaross oh innit? All onions, tobacco and coffee.... #Monsterdon

zomg its full of drugs.

#monsterdon #WrongCreature

@ohiofi

Fire!

Cuts to roaring fire on beach.

Where?
Right where I’m pointing. Fire!

Cuts back to roaring fire on beach.

#monsterdon

@steggy @Zerofactorial anything to get THAT party going! #Monsterdon

@jammerb they got even that wrong #Monsterdon

Dracula arrived by parcel post.
#Monsterdon #LakeofDracula

@strangefour oh wow we have this on DVD :D

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Does the she creature have a sister? WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?! #Monsterdon

@devilgirlbot #monsterdon films would be good at hypnosis. They always put me to sleep

@ramsey I had a good time. That’s all that matters.

🙂

#Monsterdon

The climax was confusing. Did Andrea die and Lombardi brought her back? Was Dr. Erickson about to have a fling with the She-Creature? Was the She-Creature about to have a fling with Andrea?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Law & Order: She Creature Unit

In the justice system, prehistoric crimes are considered especially heinous.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

@CactuarJoe Sounds like a plan

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I've seen worse. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

@LingLass Carlo was the bad hypnotist. The evil one, that is. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

❔

truer symbols were never written

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! Now over to @miru for the double feature....

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

i mean honestly, it's like, i want to watch The Asphyx again to clear my palette

but at least it wasn't Attack of the Star Creatures

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

And so, another American Internation Picture farts its way back into the slime from which it was formed. #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai It symbolizes the erasure of women's voices over the centuries #monsterdon

@apLundell I think that's what they're trying to say #Monsterdon

Remember #monsterdon, some of you voted for this.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

And that’s it! Bam! Abrupt ending. Although this one kinda wrapped up, but I’d like to know what happened to King, the most accomplished actor in the film.

#monsterdon

American International: First in making the initials AI suck. Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I think the "?" should come after "The End"

#monsterdon
#TheSheCreature

???????
???????
???????
???????
???????

#monsterdon

Classic, the question mark ending!

#monsterdon

You still see something to shoot at, Doc?
No I was mistaken.
Well, we'll invoice you for those bullets, I guess.

#monsterdon

Just shoot in that general direction! Great idea!

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@MatthewTitus88

Flotation devices

#Monsterdon

It's his breath... it's so bad that she passes out when he gets too close. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature 🧜🏾‍♀️🍿 😒

Just fuck off Lombardi....

#Monsterdon

Ah, he is still alive...

#monsterdon

That shea creature must have a heck of a time finding bras that fit

#monsterdon

Why She-Creature got them DDs from the deep sea?
#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

Hello -- ME?
#Monsterdon

finally, crab claw to Lombardi, and yet....

#Monsterdon

Before he dies, the cop says that Dr Lamborghini was right and he "brought the girl back" to Dr Integrity, before he dies and the alter runs off.

More cops have been summoned, with rifles to fight the monster. They see the monster foot prints so luckily they realize they're in a monster movie and don't chase the good doctor.

#monsterdon

I'm counting the last words of the cop who got monstered-on as a Failure to Communicate and declaring #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon

@gblues no blood or anything, just gave up. #Monsterdon

You can’t kill a prehistoric monster with bullets because bullets didn’t exist back then or something I don’t know.

#Monsterdon

the least dramatic death scene ever

#Monsterdon

"...I've rebooted her into safe mode."

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

SMELL MY BREATH
#Monsterdon

"You can't see it because you don't wish to see it!"

#monsterdon

Let’s clear out of here! #Monsterdon

This guy's eyes make me think he's Hypnotoad.

#monsterdon #theshecreature

Hypnotryst

#Monsterdon

Why do these rich folks find this repetitive act so compelling? I mean, it's not like a marionette show or anything #monsterdon

"...four! ... four and a half! four and three quarters!"

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@catzilla Probably the Hamptons or some such bullshit.

#monsterdon

oh right, the cop is still investigating murders

#monsterdon

Nothing could make this film interesting, not even a dog attack
#Monsterdon

New DDD: Does the dog kill?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

wait, did bob just clean up his act? he might be the only person in this movie to have an arc. good for him!

#monsterdon

Oh come on now, movie, don't tempt us with the promise of a plot development unless you really plan to deliver

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@devilgirlbot Did someone say breeding? #monsterdon

"What's she got that I haven't?

"Well, she doesn't say 'breeding', so there's that."

#Monsterdon

"What's she got that I ain't got?"

"Heterosexuality."

"Is _that_ what you think?"

#monsterdon #TheSheCreature

"What's she got that I haven't?" Gills. #Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

@xerozohar innit?! #Monsterdon

"i have found the power to resist you. By way of another man. Because whoever heard of agency." #monsterdon

Lombardi gets dumped by his boyfriend

#Monsterdon

aw come on if the car goes off the cliff it needs to explode

#monsterdon

Excuse me, wasn't the car just on the beach?

#Monsterdon #TheSheCreature

I had to walk through 20 dissolves to get to you, Lombardi

#Monsterdon