Drat, no Bechdel pass on Niki's transmission #monsterdon

The evil bad guy should consider sealing off this back door to his base. #monsterdon

i'm surprised i never saw this as a kid. i made my dad take me to all the star wars knockoff movies back in the day #monsterdon

@Lazarou
A Moroder score would take this movie to a 9/10

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To bad nobody in this movie has discovered guns yet.
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Wow, they had a lot of these robot costumes.

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#monsterdon ROBOT SKIRMISH

so are there two blondes in this or is she the same as the one with the robot? I am Bad At Faces and tend to rely on hair #monsterdon

the greeble budget for this film was distressingly low #monsterdon

if she was gonna sneak around an enemy base she probably shouldn't have worn her loudest heels

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security in this citadel is terrible #monsterdon

Niki is *ACTING*

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@blogdiva For me it's the computer terminals with max 40 characters per line #monsterdon

Those robots definitely fell off the back of a truck going to the BBC.
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lol, our real world sentry robots are far more sinister, and have killed!

Oh wait...oh no....we're the dystopia aren't we?

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This looks a lot like the space underneath the White House. Watch out for a strange Frankenstein thing with a person in a cage!

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sigh

another power plant

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"Okay, so we've gotten to the Very Dangerous Citadel Place! I'm gonna leave all our actual fighters behind and sneak around completely unarmed until something tragic happens! Under no circumstances come to my aid, understood?" #Monsterdon

@paco @davesdogmaggie OMG it is

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It looks like they're gonna LITERALLY go medieval on some robot ass. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

@davesdogmaggie Silly, no! It's underneath the White House in Werewolf of Washington! #monsterdon

@Lazarou Probably Sparks

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why did we bring glowsticks instead of flashlights

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@Bluedepth Like Otto in Wall-E! #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

I feel like I need more context on the Great Robot Wars. Were all humans fighting robots, or were there robots on both sides of that war? And if it's the former, why are these people friendly with Sparks? #monsterdon

#monsterdon quoth @k8eb: "She had high heels, blue eyeshadow, pearls, and her nails were done!"

okay, the Super Villain's tower looks like something out of Stalenhag tho. A+ #monsterdon

On Delta-3 they fight with broom-handles and trashcan lids. #monsterdon

There's a long history of fighting with farm implements! Good to see them keeping it up. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

Lo-budget Jedi knights

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Oh, Delta 3 is the BBC Quarry Planet. #Monsterdon

So this dude's plan was to... get radiation poisoning, launch the ship, and die out in the void of space?

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aren't we launching this thing to like fight back against the moon emperor, why are we trying to do a 'the vastness of space' moment right now #monsterdon

I appreciate LOMAX not giving silly precise numbers.

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The soundtrack is fully 50% of the film

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Well, we are almost 30 minutes in, and there has been NO COFFEE. This has been an update of the #Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch

Wait I missed how they're all suddenly okay with stealing the spaceship

Y'all are too distracting here 😁

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hey master computer, play my kpop playlist

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“what’s all this about?” “I’m working on a looptober beat” #monsterdon

soundtrack making absolutely perplexing choices #monsterdon

Love those big old 70s space lasers like in Battlestar Galactica

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Are robots good at keeping secrets? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Our existence in space is dependent on space drugs. Why does space utopia always come with a caveat?

Lomax? More like Hi-mi-------. Nevermind.

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I do kinda like the model work.
It's not great, but it has a nice off brand Star Wars feel. Like this ship is on the outer rim as the budget version of a Corellian corvette.
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"I am in full control of the situation. Be patient." —Me when I'm lying

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Is the font on the radiation chamber sign Westminster? I love the chunky 70s SF fonts.

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I wonder if the robot can teleport anywhere other than those three spots

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The robot is exploding and she laughs? She laughs at it? You gave the robot anxiety.
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@brooke I see the resemblance. #Monsterdon

The guy with the red marks on his uniform where his lungs might be reminds me of Rob Corddry's character from Children's Hospital and Medical Police.
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Mental health, sonnets, and teleportation. This robot sure is fully-functional...

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this little robot is giving me some serious trumpy vibes and i do not want his vibes

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@funkula ha ha what do you call that (jamming the self destruct robot button with all my might) #monsterdon

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one

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Chekhov's teleporting robot? #Monsterdon

That warning robot sounds bored. Like,"I have to give you this warnng, fool. Don't be a fool".
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I wanna BLT

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You can fuck around all you want in a Class B Prohibited Area. But a Class A Prohibited area... you're gonna be in trouble pal. #Monsterdon

"I do have certain talents" such as the ability to completely bend the laws of space-time, nbd

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"Now I have something to show you!"

Hold up there, robot dude, this may be the future but I don't think I'm ready for that just yet. #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth It looks to me like it's only for Jason, though #monsterdon

Oh no is this robot going to have to go talk to HR? #monsterdon

hey Sparks, play Despacito

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There is no place in our society for dick taters. So keep your junk clean, you gross little goblin. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

Is Space 1999 Man inciting rebellion or making a move on Jason?

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Lomax is the budget version of what used to be called HBOMax #monsterdon

they worked so much on that foreground model and so little on that starfield

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Oh my god they made the robot horny

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@jonny So's the suicide robot, that's why they have to shock it awake

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Movie, if I want robot catgirls, I'm already on Fedi.

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I think this is Canadian

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Electric golf carts? THE FUTURE IS SCARY. #monsterdon #theshapeofthingstocome

ooooh the mcguffan drug is rad-away. okay.

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Does this count as a colony drop? Is this a Gundam?
Eat shit Anaheim Electronics.
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"Everybody come and look at the suicide robot, bring beer!"

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@r343l i love them, more disco people in peril! #monsterdon

NEVER GIVE UP

NEVER SURRENDER

(New Washington)

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"This is Senator Smedley of the Moon Council."

And that's why they won the best screenplay Oscar

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Ok, we do not let Space Karen anywhere near a supply line of anything important.
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Even in the future, never trust a dude wearing a cape

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city explodes > guys in control call up guy responsible to scold him (bureaucratically). checks out. #monsterdon

"Robot Master" has big "Full Stack Ninja" energy as a job title

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He has a cape! And monologing in the first 15 minutes?
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oh we got a jerk in a cape #monsterdon

Starting #monsterdon late while I get a drink. Opening scroll has at least two spelling issues, so we're off to a promising start.

"Robot Master" New career goal. #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome

Purple cape!

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That looks like the normal wiring from Brazil.

They just need Tuttle to come in and fix things up.

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It sure seems like something really bad happened. Or something of no consequence whatsoever. One or the other. #Monsterdon

The outfits. Everything I need right now is in the outfits. #Monsterdon

I figure their defenses against this wayward freighter would've been better if LOMAX computer wasn't an ancient Honeywell TDC2000 system with a funky talking sphere bolted to it #Monsterdon

Okay, we have a Moon Firmament of some sort going on here.

How do ships get *into* New Washington? :blobfoxthink:

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“What are you thinking for our hero’s costume?”

“How about jockey silks but with big lung-like patches?”

“I LOVE IT!”

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Can I rename my Siri to Lomax?

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Space Chem Trails!

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They sure used a lot of footage of the Des Moines, Iowa, skywalk pedestrian bridges in the making of this movie. #Monsterdon

Whoops, so much for the Francis Scott Key Bridge on the Moon. #Monsterdon

lol, everybody just standing around while the disco city is destroyed

Barry Moore, you needed the money, right?

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Well. Glad that's over. Who wants coffee? #monsterdon #TheShapeOfThingsToCome