Oh good, an Aztec mummy. I guess this movie isn't a complete fraud.

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Wilhelm scream has nothing on this guy #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

That is not an Aztec mummy, just an Aztec skeleton. I demand a refund!

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This mummy gonna turn into a bat? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon mummies hate lights.

"The Aztec warrior had come back to life!"

...Yeah dude, we can see. We're looking at it right now. #Monsterdon

Is the curse of the aztecs behind me?

Should I scream?

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okay we got a mummy 20 mins in

that's not bad

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Hey, you guys remember that time we watched a different movie?

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At least the mummy doesn't have a leafblower

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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This is no anthropologist. Just go up, grab the head, take your breastplate, and leave. #monsterdon

Maybe the real aztec mummy was the girl we knew all along

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How can you tell that skeleton was Xochi? Did it have a name tag on? #monsterdon

"until the breastplate is returned"

That's called foreshadowing!

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There's not even going to be a robot, is there?

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it's been 15 minutes of exposition-heavy flashbacks to previous movies and yet i still don't know what's going on

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The set dresser has arranged the books on the bookshelves in little pyramids nice detail

that was one (ONE) minute of new footage

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So, how does the bracelet help to decode the breastplate?

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The best part of #Monsterdon is it's enjoyable whether you're watching, or not.

Fifteen minutes, and no sightings of mummies or robots.

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The button front dress is very good tho

@Taweret We're 15 minutes in and there's 3 minutes of new footage. My expectations were _this low_ and they've managed to _insult_ me.

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"You know we're the first *persons* to break in here"

Are y'all pronouns because if so, then maybe yes?

@Newpa_Hasai Yeah I assumed that's what happened, I was just coming from the perspective that hieroglyphs are Egyptian writing specifically, but I don't really know

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They really just made one set, filmed the same scenes, and squeezed three whole movies out of this, didn't they?

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"...a world has slept for centuries"
"So has the audience."

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Ok but this is the exact same movie as the one we just watched, right

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#Monsterdon let's go into this dark windowless airshaft to die

be careful these hidden passages are crawling with luchadores

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omg the annoying kid voice dub #monsterdon

The emptier my drinking jar gets, the better this movie gets.
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#monsterdon We have #AmphetamineSpiders in attendance. So old they just re-did their basic webs, over and over and over.

Sorry professory but probably 60% of secret passages are built for no rhyme nor reason. #Monsterdon

The female of course is leading, cleaning out all the spiderwebs

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they just walked right past that korok puzzle and didn't even try to solve it

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hieroglyphics

Aztecs

um...

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Magic flashlights that don't illuminate the folks in front of you!

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Who's this Rick Moranis lookalike they're dragging along with them? #Monsterdon

you know she's an explorer cause she's got a polo shirt and those pants with pockets you can keep rabbits in. #monsterdon

Wait his experiment involved cutting out her heart?

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"...what's my character's motivation?"
"You like walking. A lot. Slowly."

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I prefer movies that are 98% voiceover. Who’s with me? #Monsterdon

Hypnosis really is the all-purpose macguffin of retro scifi. You can just say anything happens and when they ask why say "hypnosis." #Monsterdon

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Dr. Krupp was a scientist from the underworld of organized crime scientists, and we battle him by gathering *proof* rather than just boring 'evidence'?

If you die in hypnosis you die in real life. #monsterdon

I love how aztec had dry ice back them.
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Can't you just leave ancient pyramids alone?

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#Monsterdon "if you die in hypnosis... you die here too?" "the body cannot live without the mind"

AAAA THEY'RE FILMING IN A CLOSET AGAIN on wait it's just flashback AGAIN

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She struggle and began to shout ...

<commercial>

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Is it science though? Pretty sure the ethics comittee at the American Journal of Psychiatry is going to have issues publishing a "study" that involves heart-removal with an unwilling participant.

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Nice to see the ancient Aztecs keeping alive the traditions of classically trained opera and clearly Italian coloratura. #monsterdon

This same backstory legend was in Wrestling Women, right? #monsterdon

I am going to hear this echoing in my skull the rest of the night. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder how many takes they needed as the ceremonial attendees tripped down the stairs, their head-dresses fell off, someone tripped on a boom cable…

I like her wonder woman wrist cuffs

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...I am curious why the got an operetta singer, tho #Monsterdon

nice of them to sing him a little tune before they buried him alive. #monsterdon

The aztecs really like their opera. #Monsterdon

i guess we're in the process of figuring out how much "a large portion" means in the phrase "a large portion of the film is an extended recap of the events from the first two entries." #monsterdon

Okay, everyone line up your bowls for the bowl inspection #Monsterdon

He was buried alive and an eternal curse was placed upon him. He had to be in bad movie after bad movie. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

I'm no historian, but when I picture "ancient aztec" this woman's complexion and features aren't exactly what come to mind.

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Okay full credit to the vocalist, it is NOT EASY to sing the names of Aztec gods. #Monsterdon

Aztec opera! Diva! #Monsterdon

@blogdiva i think this one comes before the one we watched? i'm not 100% sure on the chronology #monsterdon

That's quite a chipper tune for burying someone alive!

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"I left the convention bitter and defeated"

Tell me about it #Monsterdon

Ahhh why do you have to begin at the beginning... if only you could begin at the end we wouldn't have to sit through this

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Wait. Wasn't this covered in a previous Monsterdon movie?
Aztec shenanigans
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sus about this film clop being part of the film

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#Monsterdon Bitter and defeated after a professional or academic conference is normal, tbh.

#monsterdon Her love was so strong it really stiffened and straightend out those corn husks she had in her hair.

"Flora, during her past life, had lived without buttons, and desperately wished for buttons. In this life...well, as you can see...."

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...First penetration, now they're discussing her maidenhood. >_> #Monsterdon

Here we go again. Blah blah sacrifice. Blah blah mummy. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

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And it all started with a bad Conference Talk <-- same.

"I left the convention feeling bitter and defeated after they let me out of the bad boy box." #Monsterdon

"I'd been squelched!"

Hey man, whatever you're into. #Monsterdon

@allanb about me, and you. and you #monsterdon

"I think the best thing to do is to begin at the beginning." -a real smart guy

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This is me talking about ... me

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Story within a story time... #monsterdon

He's really buttering them up to buy that vase. #Monsterdon

Everyone is talking too close to the mic.

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Me at work this year: "I've called you here because I need to reveal something very serious."

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Past life hypnosis, where you're always someone interesting and somewhere interesting....

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Y so serious.

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"Always finding ways to help patients die painlessly" Ha ha ha. Fuck You. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

I hope Dr. Ester is a chemist. Really. Missed opportunity otherwise.

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I wonder which one is the robot

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dang, even the curtains are wooden
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the music feels like they just whistled a tune at the orchestra and told them to go with it #monsterdon

that door is bigger than my house

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#monsterdon On black and white sets sometimes the colors were wild because of how they appear in grayscale. Like the Munsters TV show, wild colors.

"Good evening!"

"Good evening!"

"Good evening!"

MOVE IT ALONG, PLEASE #Monsterdon

This dubbing is a master class. #Monsterdon

Say what you want, 50s cars did look pretty neat.

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"English language version Directed By..." ?

Well THIS should make it interesting #Monsterdon