#monsterdon She channels her previous life? How handy! You know where the mummy is!? He has an Apple AirTag! Wowsa!

@blogdiva The sharks got listed as endangered, and it was cheaper than mounting lasers on the sea bass

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We should have an over/under poll for when the Robot is going to show up. My guess is 48 minutes in #monsterdon

dating in the mid-century was so easy.
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Is this still all flashback or actual movie?

I see no mention of robots yet.....not looking hopeful....

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If she is the robot I will throw my TV across the room

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Are we still in a flashback?

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#monsterdon Oh there is remote voice-activated mind control via hypnosis in this one as well as Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Mummy? I am actually kind of surprised how many elements appear in both films.

Also this is the longest mind-controlled shamble walk I think I've ever seen in a film, and this thing is only 64 minutes long!

#monsterdon - I already KNOW what we get for expecting someone wrestling a mummy but c'mon, the bad guy is named "The Bat"? He's either a wrestler, Bruce Wayne, or someone really adept at showing off his junk in the back of a restaurant.

Those snakes don’t look full. #Monsterdon

laura. do not try to fight it. come here. do not try to fight it. come here.

step
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@CactuarJoe deffo #monsterdon

Is she being hypnotized over a CB radio?
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@Zerofactorial
Roll for initiative
What weapons did you bring with you...
Check your bag of holding...
Women ALWAYS have a bag of holding...
---Movie rating suddenly, retroactively improves making it ineligible for #Monsterdon

the flashback vs the aztec mummy

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"Escaped through the secret door in the snake pit," what a cliche

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"It happened quite suddenly, you see."

Unlike everything else in this film.

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He escaped into the crawlspace filled with venomous spiders. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon All the others: Are you gonna tell us why we're here or what? Guy: nah, I got more to say.

lmao at the hilariously fake spiders and scorpions scattered among the very languid snakes

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#monsterdon I had drunk friends telling me less credible stories on a Saturday night tbh

Why would Krupp have a literal snake pit?

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I feel like the mummy is actually being kind of nice, just throwing people around instead of snapping their necks or something

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@blogdiva i think it was supposed to be the mummy's place but the set was just... confusing and seemed like a then-modern building? #monsterdon

That's a nice ✅ Stiff-Legged Walk you got there. No idea why that guy splashed acid in his own dang eyes but I suppose we're rolling with the punches here.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"Permit me to continue" Under no fucking circumstances. Check please. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Why do we have a snake pit? #monsterdon

i'm thinking surely they won't make more than half of the movie flashbacks but my bet becomes less sure as we go #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

This mummy is shuffly but also tossy and has access to rattlers!

@Violinknitter
The 'Young Horror Club' version has worse music and voicework that the other version.

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WHERE DID THE MUMMY GET A SNAKE PIT

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Ok, I'm completely lost on this movie! 😆
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I love when scientist's labs have grade-school anatomy posters in them.

That's how you know they're scientists!

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A pit full of rattlers - #mst3k

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@Newpa_Hasai Probably everyone carried dynamite around in the 60's

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wait wut
where'd the snakes come from??? #monsterdon

@ShiitakeToast omg you're missing the WHOLE THING

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Is there a Robot here somewhere? Did I miss it?

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The mummy with his lethal shoulder pushes strikes again!

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He was ... asping for it. 🥁

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Bullets vs the Aztec Mummy #monsterdon

#monsterdon Why not just throw a net over the mummy and leave him to just struggle with it in the corner? Or we could just do a Michael Myers follow-along.

he BROKE OUT OF JAIL

In a movie with intercontinental vampire mummies, jail seems so pedestrian

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The mummy is so much better in this one! Barely made an appearance v. Wrestling Women

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Mom, he pushed me! #Monsterdon

oh hey guys #monsterdon

Mummy is back, but now he's in a dream sequence.
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This movie should have been a podcast.

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not the rattlers done disposed of the evidence

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#Monsterdon Oh, god. I forgot the bat.

Can I get a Tinder match with Tender?

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Machine gun that fires no bullets, I see where you went wrong there mate

Wait, the Mummy/Vampire has an acid attack now?

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basically literally everything _except_ for the wrestling women

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Honestly, the cutthroat academic competition checks out #Monsterdon

That's a lot of machine guns for an archeology lab

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So, this movie is a whole flashback of thin mustache man?
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Oh shit. He just Columbo'd Dr. Krupp! #Monsterdon

This is mindboggling. The writers have heard of "show don't tell" but clearly wanted nothing to do with it.

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@CactuarJoe Maybe it'll be one giant flashback

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Why would a cross affect him? Like, shouldn't that just piss him off more?

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@nev because the mummy is also a vampire #monsterdon

“what if we just have the mummy DO the robot” #monsterdon

What the holy hell? How on earth would and Aztec mummy even know what the hell a cross was. And why would ANY mummy even care. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon you know what they say about enormous hands right???

Titillating me over and over with the word 'breastplate'

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Wait WTF is this a flashback to another film we missed?

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I didn't realize mummies were affected by crosses.

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Yeah, just leave things to the last second for dramatic effect, she'll thank you for that.

Aztec Mummies are afraid of The Cross? I mean that does make a lot of sense considering what The Church did.

So is this movie ALL recap then?

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With Michael Myers as the "Mummy."

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"Continue Edward", she interrupted for no apparent reason

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And that's ✅ Mummy Backstory Revealed

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

So this series went on for four movies over the course of like twenty years and nobody tried to break the mummy's curse? Like, that's the SECOND Blacula movie and they thought of that. #Monsterdon

I'll pants you!

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Oh good, an Aztec mummy. I guess this movie isn't a complete fraud.

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Wilhelm scream has nothing on this guy #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

Weakass mummy >_> #Monsterdon

That is not an Aztec mummy, just an Aztec skeleton. I demand a refund!

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This mummy gonna turn into a bat? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon mummies hate lights.

"The Aztec warrior had come back to life!"

...Yeah dude, we can see. We're looking at it right now. #Monsterdon

Is the curse of the aztecs behind me?

Should I scream?

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okay we got a mummy 20 mins in

that's not bad

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Hey, you guys remember that time we watched a different movie?

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At least the mummy doesn't have a leafblower

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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This is no anthropologist. Just go up, grab the head, take your breastplate, and leave. #monsterdon

Maybe the real aztec mummy was the girl we knew all along

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How can you tell that skeleton was Xochi? Did it have a name tag on? #monsterdon

Is the curse of the aztecs with us now?

What are they saying?

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"until the breastplate is returned"

That's called foreshadowing!

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There's not even going to be a robot, is there?

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it's been 15 minutes of exposition-heavy flashbacks to previous movies and yet i still don't know what's going on

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The set dresser has arranged the books on the bookshelves in little pyramids nice detail

that was one (ONE) minute of new footage

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So, how does the bracelet help to decode the breastplate?

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The best part of #Monsterdon is it's enjoyable whether you're watching, or not.

Fifteen minutes, and no sightings of mummies or robots.

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The button front dress is very good tho

@Taweret We're 15 minutes in and there's 3 minutes of new footage. My expectations were _this low_ and they've managed to _insult_ me.

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"You know we're the first *persons* to break in here"

Are y'all pronouns because if so, then maybe yes?

@Newpa_Hasai Yeah I assumed that's what happened, I was just coming from the perspective that hieroglyphs are Egyptian writing specifically, but I don't really know

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